90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Tuneful]

18 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are we always subjected to the sight of Colt half naked? 

Because he has an, errrr, interesting physique, to say the least. Needs to go see Molly. 

I didn't watch this epi, no Dinyell this week? At this point she's the only one I care about. I guess I relate because I have a little social awkwardness and lack of confidence. And the "friendship" w/Mahamit is kind of interesting, watching him holed up in his truck like the Bates Motel. (Anyone else seen "A Walk on the Moon" w/Viggo Mortensen's' truck o' luv?)

Some of the 90-day story lines are SO FAKE, like Sharp isn't even trying. Dinyell, I haven't had a date in (I don't want to tell you how many) # years. Dating strangers, man, I just couldn't take it anymore, and this franchise and LAL ain't helping. And if "Sonny" is what your friends consider a decent fix-up, I'd get new friends. Two strikes out of two so far.        

 

Edited October 12, 2021 by Tuneful

[magemaud]

6 hours ago, Tuneful said:

And if "Sonny" is what your friends consider a decent fix-up, I'd get new friends.

I bet the rent-a-friend who met up with Sonny said, "Hey, do you want to be on TV? All you have to do is to let them film you on an all expenses paid blind date with a woman that you never have to see again" and bleary-eyed Sonny looked up from his bong and said, "Suuurrrrre..." 

Edited October 13, 2021 by magemaud

[Tuneful]

19 hours ago, The Goon said:

LOL!! If the kid has a hook in its mouth, it might be Kelly's. He reminds me of a big mouth bass.

A fatter, taller Sherman Hensley ("The Jeffersons"). 

[magemaud]

Colt in that Ren Faire getup reminded me of Henry VIII. I can just imagine him chowing down on a turkey leg then dragging a wench off to the royal bedchamber and expecting her to do all the work. 

[antfitz]

Sorry, I don't want to fat shame. But Ed, Daniele, Colt, and Molly need to take that TLC money and have bypass surgery. They all have let themselves go. If they had better self images, they would not need to keep searching for a lover overseas. They are ripe for being used for a green card. And Ed, Danielle, and Colt need personality overhauls! Ed is just creepy. Danielle is a whinny crybaby. And Colt is just a douchebag mama's boy. I can't watch these people.  I won't watch the single life unless they get better people. I taped it and ff through it. It's not even worth that. I'M DONE.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:05 PM, applewood said:

Agree. I don't think Liz looks "rugged." I don't understand her dating choices but I would say she looks about 28. I am going to throw up if I have to hear any more about her kissing technique with Ed.

Ed said he hadn't dated for 29 years after he and his wife split up and now at 55 he wants to start dating again?! What has he been doing for 29 years? That's a lot of free nights.

How did you forget Ed was dating Rose in the Philippines before Liz? That’s where the infamous “May I halik you?” came from!

[applewood]

19 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How did you forget Ed was dating Rose in the Philippines before Liz? That’s where the infamous “May I halik you?” came from!

Yeah, I forgot to mention Rose. I think Big Ed said after his divorce he was single for 29 years and then starting "dating" Rose and now Liz.

[1011101010001]

On 10/14/2021 at 11:54 AM, applewood said:

Yeah, I forgot to mention Rose. I think Big Ed said after his divorce he was single for 29 years and then starting "dating" Rose and now Liz.

He claims he was busy raising the daughter (we all know his mom was doing the heavy lifting) but she is 31 so there is a lost decade before Rose.  Maybe the simplest answer is the correct one; he was rejected by everyone he approached.  And um plenty of single/divorced parents find time to date.  Some even (gasp) remarry!

Also Liz is way more attractive than the daughter, with or without toxin injections.  Sad that the daughter thinks people in their 20s need Botox.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s daughter is a bitch. Maybe take a look at the way dear old dad treats women before laying all the blame at their feet. He isn’t the one being taken advantage of here. Also, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet so she shouldn’t talk about looks. She was very rude to Rose as well. Honey dad pulled some sex tourist shit and lied to her so she would sleep with him. He is trash and based on her behaviour so far so is she.

Edited October 15, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

Does everyone have brain bleach ready for Coltee's scenes?

[My Girls]

Glad you guys are here, watching this show alone is CRAP (said in the voice of Mike Myers doing the Scottish guy).

[Hotel Snarker]

On 10/15/2021 at 6:49 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Ed’s daughter is a bitch. Maybe take a look at the way dear old dad treats women before laying all the blame at their feet. He isn’t the one being taken advantage of here. Also, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet so she shouldn’t talk about looks. She was very rude to Rose as well. Honey dad pulled some sex tourist shit and lied to her so she would sleep with him. He is trash and based on her behaviour so far so is she.

And the fact she said "Botox does wonders" obnoxiously made me hate her even more.

[Frozendiva]

Hey everyone!

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh my goodness, we start with Gross Pred once again! And I am glad I have prepared my brain bleach for this scene this time around.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What did I miss? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OneGuy]

Greetings.

[Gobi]

Why does it always start with Big Ped?

[Frozendiva]

Poor Egg.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed’s friend is auditioning for a role on a future Sharp production.

[Hotel Snarker]

That was a very sarcastic "noooo?"

[charmed1]

What a surprise. Another “friend” who is young enough to be his child.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, maybe get a new hairstyle.

[OneGuy]

He's sporting excessively clean hair tonight.

[Bees52]

Hi all!

Oh wow... Big Egg has a female friend who he doesn't want to make his girlfriend? 😲

[Frozendiva]

Ed. Suuuuure, she's the 'one'.

[Gobi]

Maybe I've figured it out. Big Ped thinks a woman's age is in dog years, so they aren't that young. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Ed, maybe get a new hairstyle.

Why bother? It wouldn’t help.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Gross Pred smells like mayonnaise 24/7.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why bother? It wouldn’t help.

Wouldn't have to tie it up or look at the greasy hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sonny is ghosting Danielle. I’m shocked.

[Gobi]

"I thought we had a connection. Turns out he was looking for his connection."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle is so cringe. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Danielle offering to make her date a mix CD is the most Danielle thing she could've offered.

[Pepper Mostly]

Thank you, @Gobi, for finding me wandering sadly through the vacant show thread! 

Still have my anti nausea medicine handy. After the EXTREME CLOSEUP of Ed I'm feeling distinctly queasy.

[My Girls]

Bummer about Sonny.  I was looking forward to a good old fashioned stalking by Dani.

[Gobi]

Axe throwing again? WTF? Is this a new trend of which I am unaware?

[Pepper Mostly]

All of Danielle's "friends" are just so what we hippies used to call "plastic" back in the day. The phony just oozes off them. 

[OneGuy]

Ex Throwing could be another spinoff of this series.

[Bees52]

Ahh... So the first dates Danielle doesn't film go well....

Also, her friends they help, some, but they are hella nosey.

[My Girls]

Yeah.  Lip balm.  That's what she needs.

[charmed1]

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Axe throwing again? WTF? Is this a new trend of which I am unaware?

Danielle's date didn't want to get a pedicure. 

Just now, charmed1 said:

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

I for one most emphatically did not need to hear about how Danielle and Mohammed used to cuddle. 

[Mindthinkr]

I’m here. What crap has my foot slipped in? 😂

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

 "Secks and the Shitty"

[charmed1]

Oh man. I mean I’m all for dressing casually for the occasion, but Danielle looks like she’s meeting the morning senior walking group at the mall.

Edited October 19, 2021 by charmed1

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle's place does not give me "love nest" vibes. 

[Frozendiva]

Granted there haven't been many sporting events since Covid started. No one goes to a game or out for dinner and a movie?

[My Girls]

Anyone seen that new Geico commercial yet, with Animal?  I love that thing.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Oh man. I mean I’m all for dressing casually for the occasion, but Danielle’s looks like she’s meeting the morning senior walking group at the mall.

That was my civic voting outfit today! Nice warm sweats, a top, sneakers, and my jacket.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Danielle's place does not give me "love nest" vibes. 

I was feeling claustrophobic seeing her trying to maneuver around the bathroom.