90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Tuneful 4,321]

18 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are we always subjected to the sight of Colt half naked? 

Because he has an, errrr, interesting physique, to say the least. Needs to go see Molly. 

I didn't watch this epi, no Dinyell this week? At this point she's the only one I care about. I guess I relate because I have a little social awkwardness and lack of confidence. And the "friendship" w/Mahamit is kind of interesting, watching him holed up in his truck like the Bates Motel. (Anyone else seen "A Walk on the Moon" w/Viggo Mortensen's' truck o' luv?)

Some of the 90-day story lines are SO FAKE, like Sharp isn't even trying. Dinyell, I haven't had a date in (I don't want to tell you how many) # years. Dating strangers, man, I just couldn't take it anymore, and this franchise and LAL ain't helping. And if "Sonny" is what your friends consider a decent fix-up, I'd get new friends. Two strikes out of two so far.        

 

Edited October 12, 2021 by Tuneful

[magemaud 65,443]

6 hours ago, Tuneful said:

And if "Sonny" is what your friends consider a decent fix-up, I'd get new friends.

I bet the rent-a-friend who met up with Sonny said, "Hey, do you want to be on TV? All you have to do is to let them film you on an all expenses paid blind date with a woman that you never have to see again" and bleary-eyed Sonny looked up from his bong and said, "Suuurrrrre..." 

Edited October 13, 2021 by magemaud

[Tuneful 4,321]

19 hours ago, The Goon said:

LOL!! If the kid has a hook in its mouth, it might be Kelly's. He reminds me of a big mouth bass.

A fatter, taller Sherman Hensley ("The Jeffersons"). 

[magemaud 65,443]

Colt in that Ren Faire getup reminded me of Henry VIII. I can just imagine him chowing down on a turkey leg then dragging a wench off to the royal bedchamber and expecting her to do all the work. 

[antfitz 3,677]

Sorry, I don't want to fat shame. But Ed, Daniele, Colt, and Molly need to take that TLC money and have bypass surgery. They all have let themselves go. If they had better self images, they would not need to keep searching for a lover overseas. They are ripe for being used for a green card. And Ed, Danielle, and Colt need personality overhauls! Ed is just creepy. Danielle is a whinny crybaby. And Colt is just a douchebag mama's boy. I can't watch these people.  I won't watch the single life unless they get better people. I taped it and ff through it. It's not even worth that. I'M DONE.

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:05 PM, applewood said:

Agree. I don't think Liz looks "rugged." I don't understand her dating choices but I would say she looks about 28. I am going to throw up if I have to hear any more about her kissing technique with Ed.

Ed said he hadn't dated for 29 years after he and his wife split up and now at 55 he wants to start dating again?! What has he been doing for 29 years? That's a lot of free nights.

How did you forget Ed was dating Rose in the Philippines before Liz? That’s where the infamous “May I halik you?” came from!

[applewood 312]

19 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How did you forget Ed was dating Rose in the Philippines before Liz? That’s where the infamous “May I halik you?” came from!

Yeah, I forgot to mention Rose. I think Big Ed said after his divorce he was single for 29 years and then starting "dating" Rose and now Liz.

[MrBuhBye 17,406]

On 10/14/2021 at 11:54 AM, applewood said:

Yeah, I forgot to mention Rose. I think Big Ed said after his divorce he was single for 29 years and then starting "dating" Rose and now Liz.

He claims he was busy raising the daughter (we all know his mom was doing the heavy lifting) but she is 31 so there is a lost decade before Rose.  Maybe the simplest answer is the correct one; he was rejected by everyone he approached.  And um plenty of single/divorced parents find time to date.  Some even (gasp) remarry!

Also Liz is way more attractive than the daughter, with or without toxin injections.  Sad that the daughter thinks people in their 20s need Botox.

[sainte-chapelle 74,835]

Ed’s daughter is a bitch. Maybe take a look at the way dear old dad treats women before laying all the blame at their feet. He isn’t the one being taken advantage of here. Also, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet so she shouldn’t talk about looks. She was very rude to Rose as well. Honey dad pulled some sex tourist shit and lied to her so she would sleep with him. He is trash and based on her behaviour so far so is she.

Edited October 15, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi 75,818]

Does everyone have brain bleach ready for Coltee's scenes?

[Chloe Dog 6,155]

Glad you guys are here, watching this show alone is CRAP (said in the voice of Mike Myers doing the Scottish guy).

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

On 10/15/2021 at 6:49 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Ed’s daughter is a bitch. Maybe take a look at the way dear old dad treats women before laying all the blame at their feet. He isn’t the one being taken advantage of here. Also, she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet so she shouldn’t talk about looks. She was very rude to Rose as well. Honey dad pulled some sex tourist shit and lied to her so she would sleep with him. He is trash and based on her behaviour so far so is she.

And the fact she said "Botox does wonders" obnoxiously made me hate her even more.

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Hey everyone!

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Oh my goodness, we start with Gross Pred once again! And I am glad I have prepared my brain bleach for this scene this time around.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

What did I miss? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OneGuy 12,012]

Greetings.

[Gobi 75,818]

Why does it always start with Big Ped?

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Poor Egg.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Ed’s friend is auditioning for a role on a future Sharp production.

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

That was a very sarcastic "noooo?"

[charmed1 40,438]

What a surprise. Another “friend” who is young enough to be his child.

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Ed, maybe get a new hairstyle.

[OneGuy 12,012]

He's sporting excessively clean hair tonight.

[Bees52 9,052]

Hi all!

Oh wow... Big Egg has a female friend who he doesn't want to make his girlfriend? 😲

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Ed. Suuuuure, she's the 'one'.

[Gobi 75,818]

Maybe I've figured it out. Big Ped thinks a woman's age is in dog years, so they aren't that young. 

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Ed, maybe get a new hairstyle.

Why bother? It wouldn’t help.

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

I feel like Gross Pred smells like mayonnaise 24/7.

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why bother? It wouldn’t help.

Wouldn't have to tie it up or look at the greasy hair.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Sonny is ghosting Danielle. I’m shocked.

[Gobi 75,818]

"I thought we had a connection. Turns out he was looking for his connection."

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Danielle is so cringe. 

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Danielle offering to make her date a mix CD is the most Danielle thing she could've offered.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Thank you, @Gobi, for finding me wandering sadly through the vacant show thread! 

Still have my anti nausea medicine handy. After the EXTREME CLOSEUP of Ed I'm feeling distinctly queasy.

[Chloe Dog 6,155]

Bummer about Sonny.  I was looking forward to a good old fashioned stalking by Dani.

[Gobi 75,818]

Axe throwing again? WTF? Is this a new trend of which I am unaware?

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

All of Danielle's "friends" are just so what we hippies used to call "plastic" back in the day. The phony just oozes off them. 

[OneGuy 12,012]

Ex Throwing could be another spinoff of this series.

[Bees52 9,052]

Ahh... So the first dates Danielle doesn't film go well....

Also, her friends they help, some, but they are hella nosey.

[Chloe Dog 6,155]

Yeah.  Lip balm.  That's what she needs.

[charmed1 40,438]

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Just now, Gobi said:

Axe throwing again? WTF? Is this a new trend of which I am unaware?

Danielle's date didn't want to get a pedicure. 

Just now, charmed1 said:

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

I for one most emphatically did not need to hear about how Danielle and Mohammed used to cuddle. 

[Mindthinkr 63,113]

I’m here. What crap has my foot slipped in? 😂

[Gobi 75,818]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

“My Secks Life: A 90 Day Dinyell Story”

 "Secks and the Shitty"

[charmed1 40,438]

Oh man. I mean I’m all for dressing casually for the occasion, but Danielle looks like she’s meeting the morning senior walking group at the mall.

Edited October 19, 2021 by charmed1

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Danielle's place does not give me "love nest" vibes. 

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Granted there haven't been many sporting events since Covid started. No one goes to a game or out for dinner and a movie?

[Chloe Dog 6,155]

Anyone seen that new Geico commercial yet, with Animal?  I love that thing.

[Frozendiva 68,322]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Oh man. I mean I’m all for dressing casually for the occasion, but Danielle’s looks like she’s meeting the morning senior walking group at the mall.

That was my civic voting outfit today! Nice warm sweats, a top, sneakers, and my jacket.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Danielle's place does not give me "love nest" vibes. 

I was feeling claustrophobic seeing her trying to maneuver around the bathroom.