Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can guarantee you that Josh is isn’t using you, dear.

[Floatingbison]

Her water heater gave out?  Does she know Sgt. Baker?

[LEILANI2]

Why is she dressed in that green outfit, this is not going to go well.

[Gobi]

Geez, that looks like a setup for a mob hit.

Edited June 19, 2021 by Gobi

[candall]

I think she may be overestimating Josh's lighthearted sense of humor.

 

I'm now judging each man on whether he'd appreciate a tiny torso fuck toy.

And they all would.

[Floatingbison]

He's been in prison for so long, but she can change him. . . . with her magic va jay jay!

[LEILANI2]

I'm gonna have to rewatch to let it all sink in.

[OoogleEyes]

This show needs to be two hours!!

[goofygirl]

You guys are so funny!! Have a fantastic weekend! Stay safe!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'm gonna have to rewatch to let it all sink in.

 So much to process.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Sharp went with a lot of explicit sexual storylines this season. If you thought the woman’s torso masturbatory aid was a new low, I have news for you.

[Floatingbison]

I feel like I've been out in The Yard lifting weights with my homies for an hour!  That was INTENSE.

I'm in Cabo next Friday, but I'll try to check in for the snark if the Villa De Pacifico El Toro Del Amor gets WE.

[candall]

Excellent work, LAL Season Four! 

I haven't had such a hearty prolonged laugh in months.  The little boy sobered me up, but except for that segment I've been on a low-boil giggle the whole time, studded with intermittent guffaws.

 

Thanks for the keen snark, players.

[JenE4]

I was laughing so hard when she was practically rolling stuck on the ground in that pickle costume that I was snorting! Oh, man! I think that was the funniest thing to ever happen on this show. I cannot wait for this cliffhanger. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, are we going for two hours?  It's like my wedding night all over again!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that was well worth the time spent. See you on Sunday. Happily Ever After pales in comparison to this train wreck. Have a great weekend. Stay well, stay strong and live your best life.

[goofygirl]

I got the intermittent guffaws from y'all!!!

[LEILANI2]

So she thinks the guy who likes skinny jeans to show off his curves wants her to dress up as a pickle to meet him when he gets out.

[Gobi]

Wow! That was a season opener!  The snark writes itself. 

You guys were great! Till next week.

[For Cereals]

Who is cutting Chane’s hair?  Friar Tuck?

[goofygirl]

Yep.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I didn't think Chane could make a worse choice than last season's beard.  He proved me wrong. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Yep.

And have a great time in Mexico, FLOATINGBISON

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lacey is still playing with her My Little Pony hair. 

[JenE4]

Whaaaaaat?!? Lacy paid $2000 extra for the best, genius sperm—and didn’t tell Chane that this baby isn’t biologically his????

[LEILANI2]

Wait why didn't they just use Chawn's sperm...I'm gonna need to rewatch 3x.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Whaaaaaat?!? Lacy paid $2000 extra for the best, genius sperm—and didn’t tell Chane that this baby isn’t biologically his????

[lamujerdecente]

10 hours ago, kacesq said:

She’s raising his kid? Oh that poor kid. There’s a story there. And I’m sure it’s tragic.

I said out loud that poor kid is too old for his age. Smart little guy but I suspect life has taught him too much.

My black heart melted at thin lips taking him in. 

[Coltee Gal]

What is this thing about Chane’s sperm?

[Auntie Anxiety]

TGIF, fellow snarkers. Get your snacks from the commissary and join the fun.

[OoogleEyes]

Hello? Hello?  Is this thing on?

Happy Friday, bunkies!!

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TGIF, fellow snarkers. Get your snacks from the commissary and join the fun.

I've got my full 30 grand worth of snacks, so I think that I'll be all set. 

[Gobi]

If a prison guard wants to visit a convict paramour, which disguise is better - a wig or a pickle costume? Asking for a friend.

[OoogleEyes]

There's a lot of arrested development going on here 

[Auntie Anxiety]

After a wild night of wine (red, white and blue pink) and sex, Daonte mistakenly loads Nicolle into the dishwasher.

[shantown]

This is my first episode ever of this show and a pickle costume pick-up is quite an introduction!

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, shantown said:

This is my first episode ever of this show and a pickle costume pick-up is quite an introduction!

Welcome!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, shantown said:

This is my first episode ever of this show and a pickle costume pick-up is quite an introduction!

Welcome! Come for the pickle and stay for the snark.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey all! Got the Snark-O-Meter charged up and ready to go!

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s a huge gap between not a doctor or lawyer, and a convict. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, shantown said:

This is my first episode ever of this show and a pickle costume pick-up is quite an introduction!

Remember, you're on probation. 

[candall]

I watched the whole thing again yesterday--don't judge me--and I think the sperm deal is that they paid extra to, er, cherrypick the best of CHANE'S spermatozoams.

 

 

[WaltersHair]

Oh Hey! I missed last week, but am here for the talk!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS SHE CRYING??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan the Man. Or Idiot. You choose.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

After a wild night of wine (red, white and blue pink) and sex, Daonte mistakenly loads Nicolle into the dishwasher.

He's not right, something is amiss there.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey all! Got the Snark-O-Meter charged up and ready to go!

Yay!

[Gobi]

Here is, Hugh HuffnPuff.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, dude, you have a cat. What more do you want? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I watched the whole thing again yesterday--don't judge me--and I think the sperm deal is that they paid extra to, er, cherrypick the best of CHANE'S spermatozoams.

 

 

Search crews cost a lot of money.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Here is, Hugh HuffnPuff.

He is definitely channeling Hef. 

But of course he reads it for the articles. 

Does his huge house have a grotto?