Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

Rachel’s friend just came up with the perfect tag line for this show: “Yeah, I think it’s going to be a real shitshow.” Indeed!

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Hugh Hefner calling from the grave and wants his toupee back.

That guy is worse than fat lip

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Rachel’s friend just came up with the perfect tag line for this show: “Yeah, I think it’s going to be a real shitshow.” Indeed!

I think that’s already the name of the show.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We haven't been able to contemplate the marriage. Or is it conjugate?"

Conversate!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Toupee Guy has the words “Easy Mark” written under his rug.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We haven't been able to contemplate the marriage. Or is it conjugate?"

They didn't concatenate the marriage, or cremate, or constipate, or . . . .give her a year and a dictionary and she'll find the word. 

[kacesq]

That’s a hard 30.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Three marriages by 30? She’s an overachiever.

[LEILANI2]

He like to show off his curves..and has been in prison. Anyone thinking what I'm thinking.

He looks like a family annihilator.

[goofygirl]

Corrections officer?? LOVE AFTER LOCKUP???  Lawd.

I was about to say... She's a felon too now.  DIPSY! Wakie wakie!

Edited June 19, 2021 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

I can relate to having someone help me make the bed. But I don't know that a convict would be my choice 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They didn't concatenate the marriage, or cremate, or constipate, or . . . .give her a year and a dictionary and she'll find the word. 

My favorite Excel function!  Concatenate!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That’s a hard 30.

 30 miles of bad road.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I have horrible taste in men." So I thought I'd go to jail for having a relationship with a prisoner.  I have really resolved my problem.  I make only good choices now!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I fucking LOVE the idea of a proxy wedding. I never heard of that. Hilarious.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That’s a hard 30.

30 going on 50.

[Gobi]

"When your married, you should live with your spouse." Keep aiming for the stars.

[LEILANI2]

These people are nuts. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I fucking LOVE the idea of a proxy wedding. I never heard of that. Hilarious.

Who knew? That would solve so many problems 

[LucyEth]

God these women are either stupid or batshit crazy

[Auntie Anxiety]

I would never get a lawyer who appeared on one of these shitshows.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He'd better be careful; his wig will go flying.

[LEILANI2]

Is he friends with that guy from 90 Day who went to Russia, they have the same wigologist.

[OoogleEyes]

TWO ex cons! Oh, ask the universe, and she shall provide 

[goofygirl]

Hairy-STAN, get a DOG!

These poor guys.  If the dick ain't happy, Daddy ain't happy.

Edited June 19, 2021 by goofygirl

[LucyEth]

He really is Hugh Hefner like

[Auntie Anxiety]

This asshat is giving senior citizens a bad name.

[candall]

You mean she has to be compliant with the laws AND the rules???  What a rip-off.

 

I'm worried about this clueless corrections idiot.  Her beloved sounds like he's cranking up to knock her teeth out.

[LEILANI2]

I can't find quality women, so I went online to a women prison dating app.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

These people are nuts. 

Welcome to Love After Lockup 

[candall]

I didn't understand the comments about this guy's bad toup.

Because I thought he was wearing a beret.

Edited June 19, 2021 by candall

[Floatingbison]

17 minutes ago, candall said:

The fuck toy is a tiny torso.  I can't quite figure out the point.  Is there a hole in the neck?

Beyond creepy.  That's straight up serial killer stuff.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Lisa has no interest in this schmuck’s money.

[Floatingbison]

Hey, we're back.  We broke the forum. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh FU, asshole! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Age is a only a number but I only like numbers from 18 to 26. 

[Floatingbison]

Is that a dead raccoon on that dude's noggin?

Edited June 19, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy should have FlapJack on speed dial.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Please don't use the phrase milking the pump when talking to this delusional sleaze about his prison girlfriend. 

[Gobi]

"Age is just a number. And herpes is just a cold sore."

[Floatingbison]

Is this guy the brother of David from 90DF, with the pleather full length jacket and questionable hair?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Is that dead raccoon on that dude's noggin?

Daniel Boone 2.0

[goofygirl]

Nope. It;s a SKUNK on his head.

[LucyEth]

I have to wait till August to see Shawn' mess again and it looks like he is in trouble again.

[kacesq]

Oohh new season of Life After Lockup looks good but not again with Lacey and whatever his name was...

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oohh new season of Life After Lockup looks good but not again with Lacey and whatever his name was...

Chane, Chon has moved on

[goofygirl]

Chane. Chon split.

[Gobi]

So, her friend is a chipmonk, right?

[candall]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oohh new season of Life After Lockup looks good but not again with Lacey and whatever his name was...

It's the one that's not Chon.  Best I can do.  But it looks like he's had a perm!

[LucyEth]

Whatever that ones name is, she has a look in her eyes like she is going to snap any minute.