S12.E18: Hitting All the Wrong Cenotes

[OnceSane]

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In Mexico, the ladies tread carefully at breakfast when Dorinda snaps at Sonja and Leah; Luann and Leah pick up two men while strolling on the beach and bring them back to the villa; the ladies enjoy a fancy dinner with their new male friends.

Airs August 13, 2020.

[Rhetorica]

Well, that went downhill fast. They took over the restaurant and made it about them. There were kids there! These ladies are just trash....

Edited August 14, 2020 by Rhetorica
This post was about the last episode, sorry.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

You just know that Dorinda thought she was so clever when she bought that "spiritual gangster" shirt. 

[TexasGal]

Damn, Lu looks great in that workout outfit. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Ramona that is a hideous bathing suit 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Sorry but what, Leah and Sonja were just sitting there quietly doing their work and somehow they're doing something wrong? I don't even really like those two but it's not like they were making some big production of their work. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Where did I put my glasses? 

[pieinmyeye]

4 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Damn, Lu looks great in that workout outfit. 

She looked great in that black bikini too. Damn.

[LibertarianSlut]

Lol at Dorinda teaching aerobics!  She’s got some moves like Jagger too.  She’s so fun when she’s sober.  The guys were good sports too.  It’s nice to see male staff members not to be glad-handled by cougars every once in a blue moon.  

I kept waiting for Luann to make eggs a la francaise.  

I thought I couldn’t care less about Sonja’s fashion line.  Then Leah started talking about hers.  

[Emmeline]

Sonja was ridiculous at breakfast.  She acted the same was at the lunch before her fashion show.  Just take a moment to eat with everyone.  So you the whole afternoon to do whatever.  

[Vanderboom]

So I'm about 15-20 years younger than Luann, and I seriously envy her physique game. I definitely need to look up her fitness regimen. I couldn't understand all the crosstalk at the Sonja Pretends She's a Fashion Entrepreneur Like Leah scene. What happened?

Nevermind, Dorinda is having an Etiquette Rage Moment. I wish Heather was there to talk Leah through it.

[Gif of Dorinda scolding "Be present! Enjoy us."]

Edited August 14, 2020 by Vanderboom

[Kiki777]

1 minute ago, pieinmyeye said:

She looked great in that black bikini too. Damn.

Seriously IMO she has the best figure of all RHW everywhere- fit and strong and healthy.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

OMG, STFU Dorinda! Leah was the one who was actually sitting this first, doing her work.  And it's so frustrating to see them all coddle the big bully Dorinda. 

ETA: Ramona's bathing suit truly is bad. 

Edited August 14, 2020 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Keywestclubkid]

How was she right? Leah and Sonja were working they decided to come over ... 

[Straycat80]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

OMG, STFU Dorinda! Leah was the one who was actually sitting this first, doing her work.  And it's so frustrating to see them all coddle the big bully Dorinda. 

I was just going to post exactly this, Leah was there first. Dorinda goes from zero to ratchet bitch in 0.9 seconds.

These two guys were definitely plants, so scripted. 

[Steph J]

Oh, these poor guys. They have no idea what they've been lured into.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

How was she right? Leah and Sonja were working they decided to come over ... 

Right?!? They were the ones sitting there first! They were just trying to get a little bit of work done but no doubt that makes Dorinda, who has nothing else going on in her life, feel bad, so she needed to make them feel bad. 

Edited August 14, 2020 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Emmeline]

Wow, I’m impressed.  Lu can be quite engaging when she’s on the hunt.

[LibertarianSlut]

It’s so strange—Ramona’s behavior is in direct inverse proportion to Dorinda’s.  The more Dorinda acts like an ass, the more sane Ramona becomes.  It’s kind of a phenomenon.  

If those guys walking on the beach weren’t plants, I have to hand it to Luann to just start speaking to them In an arguably sober state.  She’s either got brass balls or her, ahem, rose really needed to be watered.  

[Psalm11]

Ok, I've tried not to say anything, but...Am I the only one here who hates that creepy bodysuit-thing-with-attached-gloves that Leah's wearing in her talking heads?  I HATE that thing!

Edited August 14, 2020 by Psalm11

[Straycat80]

She has the runs. Leah: oh shit. This is TMI. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I could do without the scatological discussion, ladies. 

[dosodog]

Now it smells like Chanel and poop!

[Mr. Miner]

Diarrhea is so hilarious! 😷

[Steph J]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I could do without the scatological discussion, ladies. 

NY is officially the shitshow of the housewives franchise.

[pieinmyeye]

OMG, That shot of Ramona from the back wearing the bathing suit and heels. Holy moly!

[Kiss my mutt]

Luann is beautiful and that body is tdf but her voice throws me off every time. It seems to get deeper and more gravely every season. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

See without Dorinda, the rest of the women can have fun with each other. And Leah's right on that - these women do like to pretend they are high society when they really aren't. 

[Psalm11]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Luann is beautiful and that body is tdf but her voice throws me off every time. It seems to get deeper and more gravely every season. 

Thanks, Virginia Slims.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol we have more fun without Dorinda 

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Lol we have more fun without Dorinda 

What are you doing here without Dorinda?!

Having more fun, apparently. 😉

[Straycat80]

Aside from the ladies trying to outskank each other it’s nice to see them having a good time without the dark cloud (Dorinda) around. Maybe Montezuma’s revenge will last for the rest of the trip. 

[pieinmyeye]

I have more fun when Dorinda’s not there.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

It's creepy to record them kissing, Ramona. 

[Straycat80]

I hope they disinfect this house really well after these bitches leave. Dorinda with her diarrhea and Leah peed the bed. Ew! 

[Keywestclubkid]

You peed the bed and yet don’t see a problem with that? 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Dorinda acting like she's the mature adult among them. Whatever, Dorinda. 

[LibertarianSlut]

They were being so decent at the restaurant, to each other and the staff.  They say if you give monkeys typewriters to bang on, eventually one of them will write a coherent sentence.  I’m surprised this happened first.  

Does anyone miss Elyse?  Anyone?  Bueller?  She has her truth canon moments, but mostly I find her to be a downer and the fun police.  

Leah, in true Tinsley fashion, making out with an age appropriate man in a restaurant in Cancun—ding, ding, ding, it only took 18 episodes, but Leah is finally doing something only borderline naughty and inappropriate.  This is what having fun and not causing an uproar looks like for future reference, Leah!  Congratulations.  

Leah also had the foresight to kick the guy out, unlike Luann and Ramona in Turks & Caicos.  And she didn’t sleep with him.  Alright, what the hell is going on? I think I’m being punked.  

[Mr. Miner]

Dorinda is not funny anymore and when she’s being nice it just seems fake. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[dosodog]

Per The Pirate on his appearance on WWHL, he did not sleep with Luanne. A bit of making out, but no horizontal bop.

He did say and I quote, "I slept with the other one".......

[Kiki777]

Who is this guy from American Idol that they all dated??

[druzy]

Just now, Kiki777 said:

Who is this guy from American Idol that they all dated??

Constantine Margolis?

[dosodog]

10 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You peed the bed and yet don’t see a problem with that? 

I know!  She's got at least 30 years to before THAT starts happening!*

 

*You may not find that funny because you're not a 60+ woman.  But trust me! 🤫😉

Edited August 14, 2020 by dosodog

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

Constantine Margolis?

Lol Morales? 

I would probably not go down that hole, I’ve seen The Descent. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You’re living it!! lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I don't think I'd have a problem rappelling but I am claustrophobic, so I would likely have more problems being in the cave. 

[Bronzedog]

Did the guy that was with Leah leave before or after she peed the bed?  God, these women are disgusting.

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, JD5166 said:

Lol Morales? 

I would probably not go down that hole, I’ve seen The Descent. 

The cave creatures from The Descent would probably be a nice change of pace from Dorinda on any given day.

[Kiki777]

I was loving the cave until all the bats showed up 😮😮😮

[Straycat80]

This cave swimming looks like fun. The food looks good too. Hopefully we can travel to Mexico next year but I’m not going to hold my breathe on that.