Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[mamadrama]

Andrea gives me legit anxiety.

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea is as crazy as a shithouse rat. She is a raging narcissist. 

[Coltee Gal]

Andrea - another hairline tragedy 

[mamadrama]

I can't stop looking at Andrea's lack of hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Lamar is wasted.

If I was Lamar I would never venture into Andrea's company unless I was good and wasted. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m surprised Lamar continues to put up with Andrea’s shit. Tennyson should be rushing to do his trip away from home.

[For Cereals]

Wait, is this washable marker?  If not, this is defacing public property...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Check the other board. I already remarked that Sarah was mesmerized by the devil dick. It’s like the Medusa.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Posts have been moved here from the regular episode thread.  

[goofygirl]

I think poor Tennyson thinks he's the only one who can save his sisters from their utterly batshit crazy Mother.  What was she doing just then?? Taking pictures off the wall?? WHUT!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If I was Lamar I would never venture into Andrea's company unless I was good and wasted. 

I’m just watching her in my 55inch tv screen and I am in the middle of getting wasted.

[candall]

Pretty sure Lamar is not getting laid enough to put up with Andrea's bullshit.

 

And I know for damn sure Flap isn't.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Andrea is looking more and more bald.  The cameraperson got her from the worst possible angle.  WTF is happening to her head? 

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Now we're watching Marcellino do LAUNDRY!!!! Quelle exciting! Jeebus.

He spent 25K on that patio but couldn't find 1K for a washer and dryer with 3 friggin'  kids???  I'm confused. Seriously.

Edited January 9, 2021 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

"I was a practising alcoholic, but now I've mastered it."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is there an AA PSA after this show?

[Floatingbison]

Bad time to be a cousin or an uncle in that guy's family.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the crew hates Andrea. I find that highly amusing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy needs to go out for a walk.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Marcellino is wearing a chin diaper.  Pull your damn mask up!

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Andrea is looking more and more bald.  The cameraperson got her from the worst possible angle.  WTF is happening to her head? 

Braids under her weaves have probably been too tight.  Over time, it can cause baldness.  That’s why you need a pro installer...

[Pepper Mostly]

Marcellino. Pull up your mask!

[WaltersHair]

I just read that people all gave up on Dry January. I was like gone on the first day. I need it for the paroled crazy.

[candall]

I know Marcelino and Britnzzzzzz are a snoozefest, but it cracks me up when Marcelino stares into the camera and gifts us with "exposition."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, Mama Puppy is going to grill them about whether or not they're having sex? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Adult Dog is worried about the women having sex, which should be the least of her problems.

[goofygirl]

Oh Puppola.... You just need to find some job like Amber has.  Maybe you girls could work TOGETHER??

Momma Dog doesn't want any "hanky-anky" in her house... WHUT??

Puppy's still pissed she never got money from Vince??  This dog has rabies!! WHO is Amber talking to from prison?? A MAN???  She's a DAWG!

Edited January 9, 2021 by goofygirl

[candall]

Vince:  J'ai regrette.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dog doesn't want Puppy to go out or to have sex.  Should she sit at home and stare at the walls?  Oh wait, I've been doing a lot of that. 

[mamadrama]

One thing's for sure-Puppy's house isn't an Air BnB.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Puppy would spend as much time on finding a job as she does on planning her next hustle, she’d have a job by the end of the week.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Interested in feeling her out or feeling her up? Enquiring minds want to know. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't believe how much Puppy is invested in getting the princely sum of $500 a month from Vince. She must have been up the river for a long time. 

[WaltersHair]

What? Puppy 2?

[OoogleEyes]

Wut.

[JenE4]

Whaaaat?! Move over, Puppy, there’s a new dawg getting out of the pound!

[Gobi]

Ooh, a mystery boyfriend! And he's an inmate, too!

[For Cereals]

I don’t remember Puppy’s mom being so concerned about Vince and Amber having sex...

[mamadrama]

An extra $500 a month spread between 3 people? Doesn't seem worth the hassle. 

[LucyEth]

Puppy is going to go nuts, Amber better come clean and get out of that dog house.

[candall]

Mumbles and Cabbage are the most dysfunctional out of a HUGE PILE of serious, serious disfunction.

[mamadrama]

Oh look-Sarah's getting mad at Michael. Shocking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love a cameo appearance from Tarabelle. 

[LucyEth]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I don’t remember Puppy’s mom being so concerned about Vince and Amber having sex...

Well Puppy is her daughter she has to protect her reputation🤣

[goofygirl]

Mumbles, Stoopid Sarah and the pretty girls are really having a nice family reunion??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qualuude is so attached to a kid he met once.

[candall]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Adult Dog is worried about the women having sex, which should be the least of her problems.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

Edited January 9, 2021 by candall
Those posts should not be grouped together.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Mumbles, Stoopid Sarah and the pretty girls are really having a nice family reunion??

Nice may not be the right word choice, but it's a reunion. Yet again Sarah throws a fit and Murgh acts annoyed.  Wash, rinse, repeat. 

[mamadrama]

Lindsey needs to rein it in on the overacting. 

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t remember Puppy’s mom being so concerned about Vince and Amber having sex...

I think she was—and Amber was so relieved to have that as an excuse for why she couldn’t sleep with Vince. I remember Amber being terrified when Vince carried the bed in and laid down on it. (But I might be misremembering and it all came from Amber, not Mama Dog.)