Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Tennison! Make sense! 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, the Brittany and Marcie segment looking for her mother was riveting tv.

What? I slipped into a coma for a second. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did Tennyson get so insightful? Certainly not from his mother.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The Lindsay music made me laugh.  There's a fire deep in her soul!  🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea needs a straitjacket. She is nuttier than an Almond Joy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack, are you happy now? This is what you wished for. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh good LORT, this background music 

[candall]

Andrea didn't even pause to apply her caterpillar eyelashes.  She must be serious this time.   : )

[LucyEth]

What I don’t get is this so called fierce ass kicking criminal is all broke up over the likes of Flappy.  

[hookedontv]

Lindsey is wearing some expensive kicks. Wonder who bought them for her??? 
 

Lindsey is a psychotic skank. Sorry not sorry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, WHAT? I thought it was the other inmates’ fault that Lindsay kept getting in trouble. 

[WaltersHair]

Andrea is like no Mormon I ever met.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How did Tennyson get so insightful? Certainly not from his mother.

He's the best part of this family

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG Scott has finally realized that Lindsey didn't get in trouble repeatedly because she is soooo pretty that everyone was jealous. 

[candall]

If Flap went in and applied a taser to Lindsay right now, I'd be okay with it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Drop a dime, Scott. Do yourself a favor. 

And if Tarabelle comes to your house, have her arrested for trespassing. 

[OoogleEyes]

"It's just not normal"

Um....Scott....nothing about this is normal 

[Gobi]

So, Lindsey wants to go back to prison?

[tearsandhysteria]

Scott better find a dominatrix to kick him in the balls so he can find out where they are and go run his house and quit playing with this girl. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsay needs to see a psychiatrist to get a diagnosis. She’s obviously sick. 

[WaltersHair]

Where is that other Vegas couple? They got married in an elvis star temple or something

[Gobi]

"Have you been with prostitutes lately?"

 "Besides you?"

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Andrea is like no Mormon I ever met.

Fixed it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sure, Lindsay, your biggest concern is whether he's with prostitutes.  Well, I guess that does mean less money for you to scam from him so maybe you do care. 

[JenE4]

Apparently when I was 2 and my sister was born, I was jealous and sprinkled baby powder on all of my toys, just like Lindsey is doing...but I was 2 years old. Never carved FU in a desk, though.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

First mention of $50,000.  If I drank every time Shawn mentions it, I would die of alcohol poisoning. 

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Where is that other Vegas couple? They got married in an elvis star temple or something

Jessica and Maurice, not part of this season

I really need to see a Lindsey and Destinee cage match.

[Coltee Gal]

Keep it Klassy Destinie and mom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So are drinking glasses passé? Destinie brings the klassiness to the show.

[hookedontv]

Good old Jager for Destinie and her mommie.  

Shawn you are dumber than a bag of hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is so articulate, am I right?

[OoogleEyes]

I'm thinking that the mother fucking crack is involved with these two 

[Gobi]

Destinie scamming people? Perish the thought!

[candall]

Lindsey made me so mad, I'm happy to switch to Destinie.  Gaaaaah.

[JenE4]

Jagermiester is “the good stuff”?!? Gag! Getting PTSD from college 25 years ago.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn is so articulate, am I right?

I feel ya.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm thinking that the mother fucking crack is involved with these two 

That would explain Destinie’s weight loss. She looks anorexic.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I always suspect the mutha fuckin' crack.  Love After Lockup could be sponsored by the mutha fuckin' crack.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't know if Shawn and me are going to work out"?? YA THINK? You can't stand him!

Destinie's mother looks ROUGH. Don't do drugs, kids. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie’s Mother is three sheets to wind.

[goofygirl]

I vote CAGE MATCH for Destinee and Lindsey!!

Destinee, that's so sad about your being abused.  You NEED to go ahead and handle it now sister.  You're gonna have to do it sometime, might as well be now.

Lindsey, what's YOUR problem??  We KNOW it's not because you're "so pretty"....

[Gobi]

"You need to finish your beer. I mean, face your fear."

[LucyEth]

What an idiot, she will end up in prison either way.

[JenE4]

Oh, Jeez. Wow. Now we can’t even make fun of Destinie anymore.

[hookedontv]

Stumpy Lake golf club? 

[candall]

I'm sad that Destinie's worn out mother thinks that eyebrow piercing flatters her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a miniature golf course?

[Leilani]

I'm a terrible person but Destinie blaming being sexually abused the reason she's a rotten snake just seems like more manipulation on her part to  me.

[Pepper Mostly]

" As a mom, I hope Destinee makes the right decision, and stays with Shawn and his wallet".

[hookedontv]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Oh, Jeez. Wow. Now we can’t even make fun of Destinie anymore.

Yes we can. Well, I still will. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's Chane with his toilet brush beard. 

What? No golf in prison?!?!?!?! The horror!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I never understood the pants halfway down your ass thing.