OoogleEyes January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 NOT THE COFFEE MAKER! You have gone too far, bitch 1 Link to comment
Coltee Gal January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Hello bunkies. My devil dick is ready to impregnate all you ovulatin bitches. Oooo weee. 😈🍆 7 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 9, 2021 Author Share January 9, 2021 Watching the last few minutes from last week. Oh, darling, sweet Lindsay. So hurt. Such a delicate flower. If oly she wasn't locked up so long she wouldn't be such a raging beast. Bring on the new fuckery! 1 2 Link to comment
WaltersHair January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 I've been gone for two weeks, but dear GOD I need this and you all tonight~! 5 Link to comment
Gobi January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Tonight, Lindsey threatens to give Scott a fat lip. D'oh! 9 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 (edited) Hello Cellmates! I'm a prisoner of rock and roll, but my heart belongs to my fellow snarkers! Edited January 9, 2021 by Floatingbison 2 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Sorry, Mom, I'm drinking tonight... Whatta week, so happy to see my LAL pals 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 9, 2021 Author Share January 9, 2021 Just now, Coltee Gal said: Hello bunkies. My devil dick is ready to impregnate all you ovulatin bitches. Oooo weee. 😈🍆 6 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 It’s unhealthy how much I love this how. 2 Link to comment
candall January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Oh good, I get a chance to point out that Puppy, like all our newly released convicts, is probably interested in something other than a good nap. Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Oh, here's love's young dream. Will Sarah and Michael put their differences behind them and find their love again? 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Those kids will be with the father who loves them more than anything, except when he needs to get laid or high. Sarah is getting hypnotized by Michael’s devil dick. Michael is trying to sell the story but I don’t buy it. 2 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 9, 2021 Author Share January 9, 2021 Oh, poor Murgh is stressed. He's opening up to Sarrr. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Sarah should never, ever allow herself to be filmed in strong sunlight. She looks like some sort of animated corpse. 1 3 Link to comment
hookedontv January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Hi my favorite TV friends! I am 3 minutes late but ready to snark. I’m just happy to have survived the first week of 2021. 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 WHAT IS HE SAYING??? All I hear is mmmmgggggaaaaarrrrrwawaawasaaa 2 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 9, 2021 Author Share January 9, 2021 Murgh was "in a toxic relationship". Murgh is walking toxicity. 3 Link to comment
Gobi January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 The only things I can figure out when Mumbles is speaking are the bleeps 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Sarah's hair looks distinctly green. Girl. Step away from that bleach bottle. 6 Link to comment
Coltee Gal January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Sarah should never, ever allow herself to be filmed in strong sunlight. She looks like some sort of animated corpse. Her hairline is a tragedy. 2 2 Link to comment
WaltersHair January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Thank you Closed Captioning because, damn Michael 7 Link to comment
hookedontv January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Sarah is a rough looking 26 year old. 5 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 9, 2021 Author Share January 9, 2021 FFS, Sarah is falling for his BS. He missed court because he got fucked up the night before and overslept by at least 6 hours. 8 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Oh, like are we supposed to feel sorry for Mumbles now? A redemption arc?? Such bullshit, he was up in bed with some female 9 Link to comment
candall January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: It’s unhealthy how much I love this how. I called my friend in DC today and confessed I have an unnatural passion for LAL. Same for her! She's a high-powered attorney for the NRC and we were screaming with laughter about Lacey, Chane and Chon. She said, "Why can't that bimbo pronounce 'John'? Is it because of her lips?" 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 (edited) I was over on the other board because this one wasn’t open! So funny how Lindsay tries to claim the moral high ground. Edited January 9, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Lindsay gets homelier by the day. her teeth are gigantic. Her mother is just a marshmallow. Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: So funny how Lindsay tries to claim the high moral ground. Right? That Scott! What a hypocrite! He doesn't even have money! How can a criminal con artist make a living? 11 Link to comment
Gobi January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Molly. Of course, Lindsey names her kid after a drug. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Oh Lindsey. One phone call from Scott to the local constabulary and you are back in the slammer. 9 Link to comment
candall January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Can someone please go get Auntie Anxiety in the regular thread and bring her over here to Live Chat? Every time I change screens, I'm getting a five minute "Bad Gateway" time out. I hope this smooths out--I NEED this snark tonight. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 She's such a victim! Why, Scott is acting like he's providing a roof, food, lodging and support for her daughter! 1 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Shavel: Look, it’s your daddy! Daughter: Which one? 14 Link to comment
JenE4 January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Michael missed court because he was partying all night with yet another girlfriend, and yet he wins Sarah's sympathy back by explaining that he's stressed about Maria? You didn't seem so concerned about Maria when you were grabbing that other lady's ass in the clip they just showed us. Maybe breaking up in the car on the way to the airport wasn't the best idea. Call her from the other state! Lindsey all up in arms about why does Scott get to keep the house. Cause he bought it, bitch. You're not married. Keep it up and it's back to mommy's house without a dime. 1 12 Link to comment
WaltersHair January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 yeah I'm timing out too. And stop with he's your Daddy BS 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 WHAT THE FUCK SHAVEL. Quaylon is not your daughter's daddy! 6 Link to comment
Maybeitsme January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh Lindsey. One phone call from Scott to the local constabulary and you are back in the slammer. Scott could do it. Do it Scott PLEASE Lindsey's mom is right she barely tolerates people, her attitude sucks she would probably be happier back in prison 10 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Qaalude now wants to do the honorable thing. Guess the barber shop didn’t hire him after all. 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 What exactly would Quaylon be throwing away? 2 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, candall said: Can someone please go get Auntie Anxiety in the regular thread and bring her over here to Live Chat? Every time I change screens, I'm getting a five minute "Bad Gateway" time out. I hope this smooths out--I NEED this snark tonight. I'm wondering if Glark is still involved or interested in the forums any longer. They've been problematic for at least a week 2 Link to comment
WaltersHair January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Shavel: Look, it’s your daddy! Daughter: Which one? When I was young (snicker) they said "There's your Uncle" 6 1 Link to comment
candall January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Wow, Andrea and Lamar seem so OG now. 1 1 Link to comment
goofygirl January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Boy oh boy... Lindsey's SUCH A BADASS!!! Not. She's a damn loon. If her Mom really wants her little Miss Sunshine to stay out of prison, she'd MAKE her move back in with her! And I thought the daughter's name was MILEY; not MOLLY. Am I wrong about that?? 7 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Timed out . . we broke this bitch again. 2 Link to comment
LucyEth January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Lindsey finally acknowledging the flap, calling him fat lipped. I only care about the dogs 2 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 9, 2021 Share January 9, 2021 Andrea gives me a headache. 1 10 Link to comment
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