Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[tearsandhysteria]

The puppy storyline is making me sleepier than Britney fake crying about cake in her hair or her mama. 

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

I liked how Amber ordered Puppy's complete meal and it wasn't even worthy of comment from the Pupster.

“She’ll have the kibble.”

[kacesq]

Stay strong people! 7 more minutes!

[JenE4]

Puppy is 10 minutes out of prison and already back to trying to scam Vince and the government for his pension or whatever. Oh, Amber, I think Puppy is bad news for you.

[tearsandhysteria]

Just now, Gobi said:

“She’ll have the kibble.”

And a water. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, tearsandhysteria said:

And a water. 

And a rawhide for dessert.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

All this over what? $400 a month? 

$514 per month.  To be split among three women - Puppy, Amber and Mom.  FFS there have to be easier ways to get that much money than sleeping with Vince. 

[kacesq]

How can he get dependent benefits for a grown ass woman?

[tearsandhysteria]

No one puts puppy back in the pound. 

Edited December 19, 2020 by tearsandhysteria

[kacesq]

I thought Amber didn’t want to fall back to her old ways. And yet here she is scamming along.

You can’t unadopt someone. Doris Duke tried lol. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still trying to figure out how you go about adopting a 30 year old. What?

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

“She’ll have the kibble.”

Gainsburgers

[Pepper Mostly]

Watching Puppy in action, I can feel my brain running out of my ears. 

Puppy. There are these things, they're called jobs. People work at them and get money. You can look it up.

[goofygirl]

"He's trying to be sneaky" said Puppy.

How can I go about him UN-adopting me?  Hmmmmmmm.

Interesting.

WHOA! Shawn the moron STILL hasn't canceled that credit card!  WHAT A MORON!!

You have an address but.... you still haven't done anything to stop her from USING that credit card.  DIPSHIT!

Edited December 19, 2020 by goofygirl

[Keywestclubkid]

Shawn Private Eye lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, tearsandhysteria said:

No one takes puppy back to the pound. 

No one puts Puppy in a crate.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How did I never notice Shawn's sideways bottom teeth before?  😬

[kacesq]

Oh this is so stupid. You don’t call the business. You call your bank.

[candall]

Shawn is suddenly an intrepid investigator.

[Keywestclubkid]

Dude just revoke the freaking Bail and move on with your life ... she dont want you ... she dont love you ... she only wants your money Shawn stop this stupid 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn if finally getting suspicious! 

[kacesq]

I hope to God that was producer set up and not some actual pizzeria giving out customers’ home address....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one puts Puppy in a crate.

Puppy just got out of the crate and is doing her damnednest to head back. 

[Keywestclubkid]

thats about as much information as I could give you.. just the complete address LOL 

[tearsandhysteria]

Right flying to the last place she used the card makes so much more sense than just canceling the card. 

[WaltersHair]

Oh. Shawn's ex has ANGRY hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHAWN CALL YOUR BANK YOU IDIOT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chon looks like he’s loaded for bear. Or just plain loaded.

[JenE4]

How the hell does anyone think a 34-year-old counts as a “dependent”?! I can’t imagine what judge would sign off on one adult adopting another adult a few years apart. But the fact that these idiots are convinced that somehow the government gives a child dependent stipend for a 34 year old?!? Come on!

[Gobi]

Hey, Shawn, why not ask the camera crew where Dentistry is?

[Squee Bastard]

OMG!! Kelly WHAT were you thinking when you got that raggedy ann hair!!??

[WaltersHair]

I remember years ago a couple had a dog in San Fran that mauled a woman to death. Among the weird things to come out was that they had adopted a full grown man behind bars.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

OMG!! Kelly WHAT were you thinking when you got that raggedy ann hair!!??

I guess that dinner with Destinie inspired Kelly to glam it up a little bit?  Yikes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess we’ll meet again in two weeks, my friends. But we’ll always have 90 Day Fiancé. Stay well and warm.

[tearsandhysteria]

7 years with Michael? Now I know you're a fool, Sarah. 

[goofygirl]

Y'all, it's been fun!! I so hope all of you have some happy holidays!! See you on the flip side? Stay very safe and keep wearing your mask! It'll be over soon, I promise.  That's what I keep telling myself anyway! Big Hugs Peeps!

[Gobi]

Gotta go, everyone. By the way, you might notice some pizza charges on your credit cards. Don’t worry about it.

[mamadrama]

If I never again see Michael asking Sarah if she's ovulating then it will be too soon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mamadrama said:

If I never again see Michael asking Sarah if she's ovulating then it will be too soon.

Someone in the editing suite is reading this board. They know how much we swoon over Michael's smooth romantic ways. 

Good night dear peeps! Happy holidays to all, stay safe, wear your mask, and do whatever it takes to keep your sanity. I love you all. See you soon! 

[Squee Bastard]

Maria has been rode hard, and put away wet.

[tearsandhysteria]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Maria has been rode hard, and put away wet.

That girl looked so used up. 

[candall]

I didn't mind watching all the cast members throw shade at the Lips/Chane/Chon disaster, but I can't invest any more time in Mumbles and Cabbage and their little Pretty Girl parakeets.

Happy Holler-daze, kids; Festivus for the rest of us.   See you soon.

[Gobi]

7 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

If I never again see Michael asking Sarah if she's ovulating then it will be too soon.

I think he’s mumbling “Did you drink your Ovaltine?”

[RealReality]

OMG, this bitch is seriously asking this man for money?????  I almost admire her balls. Bitch you need a break, go sell that fucking car or go sell your ass, hot damn. 

"no one will know" says Andrea.  I wonder if these homeowners are going to show up?

Is Lamar going to agree to this mission.  He isnt even mormon.  This sounds just like a trip.  

[RealReality]

y'all, this just in, Malcolm is secretly in love with some girl named Sora!  

No one tell Sarah!

Destinee bragging about being the Real Housewife of Peteluma.  LOL.  

"Girl, I got an economy car, a cheese pizza and my nails done whenever...jealous much?"

[RealReality]

Shavel and this guy feeding each other is the most awkward thing I've ever seen.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shavel's makeup is so bad.  I think she's attractive but she is doing everything she can to change my opinion.

[RealReality]

3 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Shavel's makeup is so bad.  I think she's attractive but she is doing everything she can to change my opinion.

She is giving me first season Megan.  

I really think she thinks that's her natural skin tone.  Its some kind of body dysmorphia.   

 

But with enough confidence to wear thar dress!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

No new episode on Friday, December 25.  I suppose WETV decided it was an inappropriate day to show Love After Lockup.  Who am I kidding? They are doing a marathon!  Merry Christmas!  Settle in and watch a whole day of Love After Lockup season 2.  So many cons. So little time . . . .

[PrincessPurrsALot]

New year, new episode!

S03.E24: Life After Lockup: Criminal Behavior

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Lindsey releases a fury on Scott; Shawn has a strange request for his ex.

Lindsey's mad?  What?  That never happens!  She is so even keeled.  Now that she has realized that Scott's beaten up truck is the only thing he has of any value, I'm sure she'll do whatever she can to be supportive and help him get his life on track.  

Okay, alternative theory - the accusations fly.  She calls him all kinds of terrible things.  He gets pouty faced which, along with his super flap, makes him look like a depressed blobfish. 

Happy New Year!  Love After Lockup is back!  And no, this is not a harbinger of doom. 

Original air date 2021.01.01