Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

NOT THE COFFEE MAKER! You have gone too far, bitch 

[Coltee Gal]

Hello bunkies. My devil dick is ready to impregnate all you ovulatin bitches. Oooo weee. 😈🍆

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Watching the last few minutes from last week.  Oh, darling, sweet Lindsay.  So hurt.  Such a delicate flower.  If oly she wasn't locked up so long she wouldn't be such a raging beast.

Bring on the new fuckery!

[WaltersHair]

I've been gone for two weeks, but dear GOD I need this and you all tonight~!

[Gobi]

Tonight, Lindsey threatens to give Scott a fat lip. D'oh!

[Floatingbison]

Hello Cellmates!  I'm a prisoner of rock and roll, but my heart belongs to my fellow snarkers!

Edited January 9, 2021 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

Sorry, Mom, I'm drinking tonight...

Whatta week, so happy to see my LAL pals

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Hello bunkies. My devil dick is ready to impregnate all you ovulatin bitches. Oooo weee. 😈🍆

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s unhealthy how much I love this how.

[candall]

Oh good, I get a chance to point out that Puppy, like all our newly released convicts, is probably interested in something other than a good nap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here's love's young dream. Will Sarah and Michael put their differences behind them and find their love again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those kids will be with the father who loves them more than anything, except when he needs to get laid or high.

Sarah is getting hypnotized by Michael’s devil dick. Michael is trying to sell the story but I don’t buy it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh, poor Murgh is stressed. He's opening up to Sarrr. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah should never, ever allow herself to be filmed in strong sunlight. She looks like some sort of animated corpse.

[hookedontv]

Hi my favorite TV friends! I am 3 minutes late but ready to snark. I’m just happy to have survived the first week of 2021. 

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT IS HE SAYING??? All I hear is mmmmgggggaaaaarrrrrwawaawasaaa

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Murgh was "in a toxic relationship".  Murgh is walking toxicity. 

[Gobi]

The only things I can figure out when Mumbles is speaking are the bleeps

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah's hair looks distinctly green. Girl. Step away from that bleach bottle. 

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Sarah should never, ever allow herself to be filmed in strong sunlight. She looks like some sort of animated corpse.

 

Her hairline is a tragedy. 

[mamadrama]

Oh, boo hoo Murghh. 

[WaltersHair]

Thank you Closed Captioning because, damn Michael

[hookedontv]

Sarah is a rough looking 26 year old. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS, Sarah is falling for his BS.  He missed court because he got fucked up the night before and overslept by at least 6 hours. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, like are we supposed to feel sorry for Mumbles now? A redemption arc??

Such bullshit, he was up in bed with some female 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s unhealthy how much I love this how.

I called my friend in DC today and confessed I have an unnatural passion for LAL.   Same for her!  She's a high-powered attorney for the NRC and we were screaming with laughter about Lacey, Chane and Chon.

She said, "Why can't that bimbo pronounce 'John'?  Is it because of her lips?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was over on the other board because this one wasn’t open!

So funny how Lindsay tries to claim the  moral high ground.

Edited January 9, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay gets homelier by the day. her teeth are gigantic. 

Her mother is just a marshmallow. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

So funny how Lindsay tries to claim the high moral ground.

Right? That Scott! What a hypocrite! He doesn't even have money! How can a criminal con artist make a living? 

[OoogleEyes]

IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. 

 

[Gobi]

Molly. Of course, Lindsey names her kid after a drug.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Lindsey. One phone call from Scott to the local constabulary and you are back in the slammer. 

[candall]

Can someone please go get Auntie Anxiety in the regular thread and bring her over here to Live Chat?  Every time I change screens, I'm getting a five minute "Bad Gateway" time out.

I hope this smooths out--I NEED this snark tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's such a victim! Why, Scott is acting like he's providing a roof, food, lodging and support for her daughter! 

[Gobi]

We're breaking the interweb again.

[For Cereals]

Sarah. Is. An. Idiot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel: Look, it’s your daddy!

Daughter: Which one?

[JenE4]

Michael missed court because he was partying all night with yet another girlfriend, and yet he wins Sarah's sympathy back by explaining that he's stressed about Maria? You didn't seem so concerned about Maria when you were grabbing that other lady's ass in the clip they just showed us. Maybe breaking up in the car on the way to the airport wasn't the best idea. Call her from the other state!

Lindsey all up in arms about why does Scott get to keep the house. Cause he bought it, bitch. You're not married. Keep it up and it's back to mommy's house without a dime.

[WaltersHair]

yeah I'm timing out too. And stop with he's your Daddy BS

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT THE FUCK SHAVEL. Quaylon is not your daughter's daddy! 

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Lindsey. One phone call from Scott to the local constabulary and you are back in the slammer. 

Scott could do it. Do it Scott PLEASE 

Lindsey's mom is right she barely tolerates people, her attitude sucks she would probably be happier back in prison 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qaalude now wants to do the honorable thing. Guess the barber shop didn’t hire him after all.

[Pepper Mostly]

What exactly would Quaylon be throwing away? 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Can someone please go get Auntie Anxiety in the regular thread and bring her over here to Live Chat?  Every time I change screens, I'm getting a five minute "Bad Gateway" time out.

I hope this smooths out--I NEED this snark tonight.

I'm wondering if Glark is still involved or interested in the forums any longer. They've been problematic for at least a week

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shavel: Look, it’s your daddy!

Daughter: Which one?

When I was young (snicker) they said "There's your Uncle"

[candall]

Wow, Andrea and Lamar seem so OG now.

[goofygirl]

Boy oh boy... Lindsey's SUCH A BADASS!!! Not.  She's a damn loon.  If her Mom really wants her little Miss Sunshine to stay out of prison, she'd MAKE her move back in with her!  And I thought the daughter's name was MILEY; not MOLLY.  Am I wrong about that??

[Floatingbison]

Timed out . . we broke this bitch again.

[LucyEth]

Lindsey  finally acknowledging the flap, calling him fat lipped.  I only care about the dogs

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrea gives me a headache.

[Gobi]

Lamar is wasted.