Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Jessica talks like a wannabe Kardashian. So annoying. You’re not 16, grow up, breathe and enunciate.

[WaltersHair]

Wardrobe malfunction.

[Kroliosis]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is there a way to request parole in a different state before you leave prison? If so, then these two should’ve looked into it; If not, then they need to quit whining and adjust.

Michael of the thruple was paroled from MI to NY I think. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pull up your pants, stop looking like a gangsta and maybe you won’t find trouble, Maurice.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Kroliosis said:

Michael of the thruple was paroled from MI to NY I think. 

Yep. See my post above. Interstate compact. 

[Kroliosis]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pull up your pants, stop looking like a gangsta and maybe you won’t find trouble, Maurice.

Trouble finds him dammit!!!

[goofygirl]

Riiiiggghhhhttt Lippy!  She was JUMPED BY SOME OTHER INMATES!   Uh, NO.

No worries.  When Lindsey runs out of $$$$, you'll hear from her! NO DOUBT!

And Dipsy Doodle?? You don't want to live in Compton?  Don't get involved with people from Compton! DOAH!

Edited August 15, 2020 by goofygirl

[LucyEth]

I think this Jessica is off a little, something is not right with her.

[coffee drinker]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Riiiiggghhhhttt Lippy!  She was JUMPED BY SOME OTHER INMATES!   Uh, NO.

No worries.  When Lindsey runs out of $$$$, you'll hear from her! NO DOUBT!

It's really crappy she's putting her daughter and grandmother through this worry.  

[LucyEth]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Riiiiggghhhhttt Lippy! 

🤣😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

I think this Jessica is off a little, something is not right with her.

Like she was dropped on her head as a baby? Multiple times?

[coffee drinker]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I think this Jessica is off a little, something is not right with her.

She and Shawn seem to have some issues.  

[Coltee Gal]

Maurice is scaring me. He’s stuck in the past and the gang culture.

[kacesq]

Scott thinks if he raises his voice he’ll get results, so working for you dude! Keep at it.

[coffee drinker]

Why didn't Scott call the halfway house and confirm that she wasn't there either.  

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, kacesq said:

Scott thinks if he raises his voice he’ll get results, so working for you dude! Keep at it.

When people like Scott used to call the prison, we’d transfer them to vacant phone numbers.  Condescension will get you nowhere. And personnel cannot give you release dates and details of their record because it’s a security issue. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, doesn’t Lindsey pride herself at not being good at being good? Oh well.

[kacesq]

Yes Mom and Scott. I’m sure none of this is Lindsay’s fault. The mean old prison complex, the jealous inmates.

either Lindsay was never really coming out or she fucked up. Her little girl is destined for a lot of disappointment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Lindsey’s kid can overcome this emotional abuse.

[LucyEth]

Wow I am shocked, he doesn’t look like he would be amazing, especially after that description he gave in a monotone deadpan voice.

[Kroliosis]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Lindsey’s kid can overcome this emotional abuse.

And break the cycle. I have a feeling Lindsey’s mom is a garbage human too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie’s tattoos are among the worst I’ve ever seen. 

[coffee drinker]

Oh yeah the age thing is a problem with Shawn and Destinie.  She's not ready to settle down.  Has lots of wild oats to sow it seems, while he's heading to the middle age settled phase of life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oops, looks like Maurice finds some trouble after all. What were the odds?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Anyone else think Maurice is gonna abscond supervision? 

[WaltersHair]

What happened to the Native dude and his wife?

[goofygirl]

Oh Lort.  $100K??? Already? And she's not even IN Las Vegas yet!!   "If I want to do something, I'm gonna do it!"  Dude, YOU ARE SCREWED.

These people!

So, it's been fun y'all with the snarking!  Hope you guys have a great weekend!  Stay Safe and see you Sunday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sweet dreams to all you snarkers. I’ll be stalking you on the boards.

[LucyEth]

Goodnight, see some of you Sunday!

[WaltersHair]

Good night and thanks for the laughs

[Kroliosis]

Don’t let trouble find you, you beautiful people. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Maybeitsme said:

While she just admitted she has secrets she doesn't plan on sharing with shawn.  And the conversation with her sister in the bathroom kinda confirmed she just used him for a place to go.  I don't think she's gonna stick around long

Will see be another born again virgin to avoid sex with her cash machine?

[Kroliosis]

1 hour ago, Kroliosis said:

Whoa. A woman of strong character!? What is Shondra locked up for?

Conspiracy to sell meth fyi. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

36 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Trouble finds him dammit!!!

Well you know how these folks "catch a charge" while doing nothing. 

[DanaMB]

Wow. He thinks Lindsey is just this innocent special snowflake everyone is out to get because she is so attractive. FOH. 

[Darlabutterfly]

I don’t I’ve ever stayed in a place with the bathtub next to the bed. Just saying.

When I went to Cancun, there was a jacuzzi tub in the middle of the room. I used it once, since it was there.

 

 

I haven't checked out the couple threads, but I saw an article this week where he says his lip issue is a food additive sensitivity. uh huh.  🤣

Total bullshit. I’ve been around a long time and that’s the first I’ve ever heard of such a thing. Try again, numbnuts.

My lips would swell when I ate peanuts, but I looked like I had gotten fillers, not like a character on the Simpsons. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Time for Tyrice to meet Chanda's ass after his long wait in his shiny blue suit with matching shoes. 

Shawn gets a real dose of Destinie.  Will he realize the person he decided she is may not be accurate? Ah, Destinie, another delicate flower who has been abused by the world.  She will be anointed by Shawn's semen and made whole! (Or so he imagines).

And what of Flappy, er, Scott?  Will he meet the other delicate flower who has been abused based on others jealously of her beauty and pureness of heart?  Or is Lindsey destined to stay in prison because bitches be jelly? 

What will Shavel's mother have to say to Quaylon? Will she suggest that his tattoo choices were not the best?  Will his eyebrow loyalty bring her into the fold? Will she question his ability to parent a child?  

What about our poor, put upon Jessica?  Will Maurice realize that even as a recently released felon on parole he is much too good for her? will Jessica's resting bitch face become permanent?  Will no one make her the focus of every moment of their day? 

Finally, what about our favorite ersatz Native Traditionalist and his blushing bride.  What spiritual insights will John bestow upon us this week as he meets the mother of the third delicate flower, Kristianna?

Yes, it's the season of men who have put women onto pedestals and decided they are but victims of fate rather than actors in their own stories.  Let's watch as the realizations befall them.  Live chat away!

[Gobi]

I’m going to give this another try. I watched a couple of episodes a while back, and couldn’t take it. These losers make the 90DF cast look like models of decorum and classy behavior.

[Angry Moldovan]

This starts at 9pm est?

[Gobi]

25 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This starts at 9pm est?

Yes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

 

7 hours ago, Gobi said:

I’m going to give this another try. I watched a couple of episodes a while back, and couldn’t take it. These losers make the 90DF cast look like models of decorum and classy behavior.

@Gobi, I’m right there with you, but the live chatting opened up an entirely new dimension.

[Angry Moldovan]

Gah, the next door neighbor broke his wrist so I have to babysit. No love after lockup for me

[Pepper Mostly]

8 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And what of Flappy, er, Scott? 

FLAPPY! I am dead and the show hasn't even started yet. 

[JennyMominFL]

Well hello. I see some familiar faces! A little birdie told me to come here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone notice that Miley Grace and Grandma have matching plaid shirts on? Did any of you match with your grandma intentionally? I’m just trying to figure this out.

[Floatingbison]

Hi, I'm here.  Never been to prison, but i might have some constructive things to say. 

[JennyMominFL]

Did Scott have an allergic reaction to bees? I am so confused by his mouth

[Floatingbison]

Hey, we're getting the band back together!  Hi everybodies!

[JennyMominFL]

Woohoo. Its like a 90 Day Fiance reunion. It these shows every crossed it could be 90 Days In

[Floatingbison]

Let's take over this dump and make it ours!