Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Doublemint]

He looks like a gentleman in a suit, and she's making fun of him - we'll see where this will go.

[Gobi]

She looks amazing? Remind me, which one has been in prison for the past few years?

[Auntie Anxiety]

FYI, in Yiddish, Shonda means shameful. Just saying.

[WaltersHair]

He called her a 'Country Girl".

Country don't mean stupid /trademark Stephen King

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just wait until she tries to squeeze into those tiny clothes he bought. 

"Musta shrunk at the dry cleaners."

[goofygirl]

Oh Tyrice.... You poor thing.  And he's so cute, too!

You KNOW he's gonna want to pull over somewhere and "CUDDLE" before she goes to the halfway house.

OY!

Edited August 22, 2020 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

All I can think about this underwear is RAYON 

Please help me Jesus 

[candall]

Oh look, she did some cornrows for him.

 

And she noticed the suit! 

 

 

[Floatingbison]

A four hour event!  I'm soooooo there!

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Wow, that's a real retina burner of a suit.

I don't think Chandra was impressed. He looks like a pimp

[Gobi]

Whoever bleeps out the curses for TLC is earning some serious overtime.

[Floatingbison]

Their bleeper finger is going to get carpel tunnel.

It's Mr. Mobile Wedding chapel.

I got an F 150 Wedding Chapel.

[Gobi]

Is that Saul Goodman in hiding in Dubuque? Go Land Crabs!

[WaltersHair]

So she made it to the Half way house?  And never broke in the love mattress

[Maybeitsme]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Las Vegas! Where are Coltee, Larissa, Ericee, Yolanda, and David?

Bet it won't take long for destiny to find them. She's looking for a good time.  LV party city baby, look out

[goofygirl]

I'm late to the party! Did we find out WHERE Lindsey is? Or what happened to her flight or lack thereof?

Grreeaatt..... Doofus is still riding around with the wedding ceremony dealie in the truck! Dude... You know very little about Christiana's Mom??? How about Christiana you fool!

[Floatingbison]

This guy looks like a roadie for the Doobie Brothers, circa 1974.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Kris and John can share hair care tips.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dummy up John. You've been married four times. I bet those four weren't some Native pastiche you threw together. 

And no worries, Mom. They're not married. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Kris and John can share hair care tips.

Or lack thereof 

[JennyMominFL]

I had to marathon 5 episodes today so that I could live chat

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Kris and John can share hair care tips.

They should start by sharing a deep conditioner. 

[OoogleEyes]

" One of those crazy things we did back in the day"

[Doublemint]

Oh - Momma has standards, and this SOB isn't it!  He ran off with his first wife's cousin (I would not tell my MIL that, big criminal record, check,)

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

This guy looks like a roadie for the Doobie Brothers, circa 1974.

He looks like a guy who sells tooled leather accessories at street fairs.

[Floatingbison]

I saw some episodes before, and I have to say, I have a soft spot for John.  He seems like the romantic type.

[Gobi]

I'm new and confused. Who's the ex-con, Christiana or Saul Goodman?

[candall]

Wait!   They had yet another little errand planned twixt prison and halfway house?  Besides getting married and consummating the union in the back of the F150?

They were planning to drop in on Mama?

 

The fourth dimension is very flexy for these people.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He looks like a guy who sells tooled leather accessories at street fairs.

He looks like he considers a summer job taking tickets at the fair on the Midway as a full time career.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John’s criminal record is impressive.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I had to marathon 5 episodes today so that I could live chat

I stand in awe of your dedication!

Mother: "I'm not sure he's right for Kristianna". YOU'RE NOT SURE?? Jesus take the wheel. 

[candall]

But now those hopes are dashed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm new and confused. Who's the ex-con, Christiana or Saul Goodman?

Yes.

[Floatingbison]

Walking, talking parole violation!!!!!!

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Does Ursula the Sea Witch..er Kristanna’s mom not know her daughter is a jailbird and a crackhead? She acts like she’s offering Kate Middleton to date. 

Edited August 22, 2020 by Ijustwantsomechips

[WaltersHair]

Quote

I saw some episodes before, and I have to say, I have a soft spot for John.  He seems like the romantic type

Agree a little, except for the overloaded Fly tape above his sink.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He looks like he considers a summer job taking tickets at the fair on the Midway as a full time career.

He looks. like those guys who operate the rides at traveling carnivals.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

John’s criminal record is impressive.

I wrote a legal brief once where I described my client's criminal history as being "robust."

Edited August 22, 2020 by Floatingbison

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He looks like he considers a summer job taking tickets at the fair on the Midway as a full time career.

or running one of the rides at a fair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So much for Jess’s dreams of playing house with Maurice. But no one is stopping him from going back to the parole office and tell them that it’s dangerous for him to stay in Compton.

[candall]

I've really been looking forward to seeing Maurice's jeans again.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen Jess wants to speak to the supervisor.

[goofygirl]

Oh great gooblins!  Maurice is already talking about breaking parole.  Whatsherface thought THIS was going to be a lifelong, lovely relationship.  Stoopid much???

[Floatingbison]

Vegas!  I wonder if we'll see Larissa or Debbie soon!

[OoogleEyes]

You crazy 

[Pepper Mostly]

Maurice has this John Legend baby face, but filled with seething rage. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, candall said:

I've really been looking forward to seeing Maurice's jeans again.  

And his plaid-covered ass hanging out of the top.

[LucyEth]

Jess thought she got a winner, he is just another loser who will end up back in jail.

[Doublemint]

Maurice with the tee shirt and hanging down pants checking out the waitress and cursing up a storm.   Wifey is out of her league with him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So, maybe if Maurice pulled up his pants, wore a t shirt or collared pullover and stopped hanging out at shady places, he wouldn’t feel the pull of the neighborhood as much? Crazy, right?