90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[TazDevil]

Why does Tarik have a riding mower for a townhouse yard????

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Where did non jovi get those teeth. I must know! Inbreeding in the bayou? Bad AM

He must have been one heck of a thumb sucker.

[Floatingbison]

TarZel.. . . . countdown until Tarek brings up The Threeway. . . in three, two . .  one. . . 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Where did non jovi get those teeth. I must know! Inbreeding in the bayou? Bad AM

I think I mentioned maybe they skipped a generation on the ep thread. I dunno.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarzel is as boring as fuck.

[greekmom]

Molly needs to stop chasing the young D, take care of her kids and find someone serious around her age. 

[kacesq]

Tarik: “I promised her a happy 90 days.”

cut to Hazel mowing Tarik’s weeds.

[DragonFlyzz]

Why why why do I keep subjecting myself to this passel of multi-generational morons?  Apparently I also need to see a therapist.

[mmecorday]

UGH! If I were stuck inside with Tarik, wine o'clock would start as soon as I got up.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

You know what we have not had this season...sending money back home.  So far I have not seen any scenes where someone proclaims it is their culture to send money (other people's, not their own) back home.

It’s early yet, but it seems the over reaching parents is the theme this season

[Hotel Snarker]

Hazel is having so mach fun mowing dandelions.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Holy crap, Tarik's backyard looks like shit!

And, he's a realtor who should know about curbside appeal.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

Molly needs to stop chasing the young D, take care of her kids and find someone serious around her age. 

She is another one who needs to have some dignity, yikes

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I watched “The Lives if Others” last night. Realized that so many people of the younger persuasion have no idea about East Germany and how scary a time it was.

This is something I have studied a lot and have a fascination with. The actor who played the Stasi agent lived the reverse. He was an actor who was spied on, he even discovered his own wife was reporting on him when he looked at Stasi Files.

If you liked this movie, I suggest Goodbye Lenin and the series Deutschland 83/86/89

[Frozendiva]

Kids get all sorts of bugs. Could just be a common cold.

[Floatingbison]

Harry has a fever,. .  and the prescription is more cowbell

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can recognize Tarik now that he’s wearing his tank top.

[Straycat80]

Shut up Hazel, you don’t care about Harrey, you should not have left him and came to the US so you can have a girlfriend. 

[Frozendiva]

Hazel is not there for Tarik. She wants a girlfriend.

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Jovi, knowing Yara is pregnant and not feeling up to a big party, plans a big party

I heard Jovi say they were not telling anyone.

[Twopper]

I am not watching yet, but I forgot I had seen the sneak peak the other day.   I wonder how long Yara had to wait to deliver the line about people in Ukraine thinking Americans are stupid.  She delivered it well.  

I wonder to what extent the TLC crew are pushing to get all the peripheral people to repeatedly bring up the green cards.  

Also Pa Jovi seems to be a bit of a jerk so we see that the son comes by it naturally.  Ma isn't too much better.

I think 60 people may be considered "small" by their standards, but surely she understands but ignores Yara's request for just a few people. 'I don't dislike them as much as Ma and Pa Brandon yet, but.....

[Floatingbison]

I like their little home gym set up, TBH.

[TazDevil]

12 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

I’m late, but here!  Dose #2 is kicking my butt a bit.

Remind me... Pfizer or Moderna?  I'm scheduled for my 2nd Moderna shot on Thursday.

[Mr. Miner]

Tarzel segments are like getting shot with a tranquilizer dart.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

This is something I have studied a lot and have a fascination with. The actor who played the Stasi agent lived the reverse. He was an actor who was spied on, he even discovered his own wife was reporting on him when he looked at Stasi Files.

If you liked this movie, I suggest Goodbye Lenin and the series Deutschland 83/86/89

The Spy Museum in DC has a great section on the cold war and East Germany.

Stephanie needs to stop chasing young men

[Floatingbison]

Anyone know how old Ryan is?

 

[kacesq]

Oh Stephanie...the hula hoop is not that interesting, it doesn’t make you interesting.

[Frozendiva]

Again the '27 year old' fiance. Give it a rest. Just call him your fiance. You just like to mention that he is young.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Anyone know how old Ryan is?

 

27 because we haven't heard it enough from the Cougar

Edited February 15, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[CraftyHazel]

I mean, my granny’s heart feels for Hazel, but then again, she did leave her little boy half a world away in pursuit of some 😺and 🍆.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Unlike Stephanie 1.0, this one has a more common illness, known as Stupidity.

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Anyone know how old Ryan is?

 

 Not sure. Wish they’d mention it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Again the '27 year old' fiance. Give it a rest. Just call him your fiance. You just like to mention that he is young.

Did you know that my 27 year old fiance Ryan is 27 years old?

[VioletNevermind]

Stephanie is absolutely pathetic.  She makes me physically ill.  Her and her 27-YEAR-OLD boyfriend from some city in Belize that I can’t quite recall. 

[Frozendiva]

The facial hair or mushroom is unattractive.

[Suzywriter]

Stephanie, why are you so damned nasal? Bad nose jobs? 

Dammit, now I want to try hula hooping.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

They act like they've got a bag full of filet mignon. They're freakin' Whoppers!

DEAD

6 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

You know what we have not had this season...sending money back home.  So far I have not seen any scenes where someone proclaims it is their culture to send money (other people's, not their own) back home.

The theme this season seems to be middle aged women weeping about losing their sons. It makes a change. 

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Why does Tarik have a riding mower for a townhouse yard????

I bet he has a leaf blower too. Call it a hunch. 

[Hotel Snarker]

So cute, a mother and son hula hoop competition.

[Armchair Critic]

The way she calls him "sweetie" sounds like my grandma

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did you know that my 27 year old fiance Ryan is 27 years old?

Now that you mention it. I had no idea.

[CraftyHazel]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Remind me... Pfizer or Moderna?  I'm scheduled for my 2nd Moderna shot on Thursday.

Pfizer.  It’s not horrible, but definitely not nothing, either.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Stephanie...the hula hoop is not that interesting, it doesn’t make you interesting.

Don't put it past TLC to show her attempt to break the Guinness World Record on Discovery+.  It would fill 100 hours of exclusive programming.

[tvrox]

Hi all! I missed you last week :). 

[Coltee Gal]

How old is Ryan? I don’t think Stephanie has mentioned it.🤔

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh FFS, hula hooping isn’t quirky. Now your plastic face and need for a 3 minute quickie are slightly more interesting 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

 Not sure. Wish they’d mention it.

Maybe Rebecca knows?

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, Michigan State should be a freaking wonderland.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Stephanie, why are you so damned nasal? Bad nose jobs? 

Dammit, now I want to try hula hooping.

Seriously, she sounds like she's 70 years old.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That Ryan is quite the conversationalist. And THIRSTY as hell for that green card.

[kacesq]

I try not to be judgmental about the age difference but every time Stephanie talks to Ryan she sounds like a scolding mom or teacher.