90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

His mother is flying to Colombia to check on the status of his relationship.  She's going to discuss some of her concerns with them. I cannot EVEN. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I NEVER stay at my sons’ homes when I visit. I need my own space, bathroom and quiet time.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't like these two. I think they deserve each other

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

😴

Time to take the meat off the chicken carcass.

[Mrs. Hanson]

May-LEEEEZA

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

If Brit was a real sugar baby she would be in Dubai....she is the poor mans sugar baby

Oh for sure. She is like a Walmart knock off sugar baby. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Sharpe,

let’s just drop the anxious boy needs his mummy in South America trope. It’s boring and insulting. Also mother cheese stick is no drunk Debs.

 

love AM xxx

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

His mother is flying to Colombia to check on the status of his relationship.  She's going to discuss some of her concerns with them. I cannot EVEN. 

I suspect TLC arranged this trip for Mommy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

I finally made it! I was cooking a brisket for my fam and while it was good, it is never as good as my dad's.

Like a good Jewish southern family we paired it with fried okra.

 

I have an excellent and very easy brisket recipe if you want it.

[Emmeline]

18 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Ready to snark. Just noticed Yazan looks like his eyebrows are drawn on with a Sharpie marker too. 

He learned that from Brit.  

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

These two are the most irresponsible human beings that I have seen

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His mother is flying to Colombia to check on the status of his relationship.  She's going to discuss some of her concerns with them. I cannot EVEN. 

It's a nice segue to the Mother/Son show after this.....

[Eldemarge]

Lemme guess;  is his mom a big fat racist?

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear me, I do love the snappy repartee and the clever, engaging conversations these folks have. I bet Oscar Wilde is clenching his bony fists in his grave in envy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I NEVER stay at my sons’ homes when I visit. I need my own space, bathroom and quiet time.

I live in an apt and my mother in law insists on staying here even though I live in a major city. We need to buy an air mattress as we got rid of the futon. I wish she was more like you lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

You know, you should never give relationship advice to your grown son because he may very well end up with the girl you said you didn’t like.

[Grifter Lives]

Meyleeza: We need more time to see if this relationship is working.  I am going to stay with my mother to reduce any time in this relationship, and she'll reinforce how I shouldn't be in this relationship.  

[Mr. Miner]

Looks like it was a rough flight for Tim’s mom. Sheesh!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I live in an apt and my mother in law insists on staying here even though I live in a major city. We need to buy an air mattress as we got rid of the futon. I wish she was more like you lol

Get her a hotel room.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear me, I do love the snappy repartee and the clever, engaging conversations these folks have. I bet Oscar Wilde is clenching his bony fists in his grave in envy. 

More bon bons than bon mots.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I NEVER stay at my sons’ homes when I visit. I need my own space, bathroom and quiet time.

My sons are both still in college but PREACH!  I need my space!

[Eldemarge]

LOL at Sumit being afraid of Corona since "JENNY IS OLD!"  

[VioletNevermind]

“I am diabetic and Jenny is old.”

Oh, Sumit, you honey-tongued devil, you. 

[DEL901]

What is their problem with Melyza leaving?   I thought it was tactful.   They can bitch about how mean and unworthy she is without worrying about her overhearing.   

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Lemme guess;  is his mom a big fat racist?

Bingo.

And after Maylyza is polite and considerate and goes to her parents' house, mama and the auntie can't wait to shit talk her. "Why did she leave? Is she going to meet some other guy?" 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Also mother cheese stick is no drunk Debs.

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have an excellent and very easy brisket recipe if you want it.

As much as I suffer with cooking the brisket, I have to stick with the family recipe. They would revolt if I changed it in any way. I must suffer on, knowing my brisket is inferior. At some point my brisket will be better, right?!

Thanks so much for the offer

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh noes, scum meat is worried about Jennay being old and the c-19. I can’t, I just can’t 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Oh look the Children of the Corn are back!

[Gobi]

Somemeat created and released the corona virus to delay marrying Jenny: Change my mind.

[Straycat80]

This Plathville family is fake. But I might watch just to snark. 

[CSunshine76]

How old is Cheesedick? His Mommy had to come check on things? Get out.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

LOL at Sumit being afraid of Corona since "JENNY IS OLD!"  

I almost fell off the bed laughing 😂 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh noes, scum meat is worried about Jennay being old and the c-19. I can’t, I just can’t 

Yes you can!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to coach some of these people on how they put things into words. Melyza should say that she wants to go to her parents’ place so that Tim and his mom could spend some time together. 

[Grifter Lives]

Unlike Mother Cheesestick, Daughter Jenny cannot fly in to check on her adult, lovesick charge.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

This Plathville family is fake. But I might watch just to snark. 

Did hr say that none have high school degrees?

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

LOL at Sumit being afraid of Corona since "JENNY IS OLD!"  

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh noes, scum meat is worried about Jennay being old and the c-19. I can’t, I just can’t 

"Oh no, My Meal Ticketttttt"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Oh look the Children of the Corn are back!

As I say every week: "How's everything in the Fatherland?"

Not creepy at all, I'm sayin.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Get her a hotel room.

We offered but she's dead set on staying here. I find it odd as she would be more comfortable and I am happy to pay for it. Especially if my FIL comes  as he has serious mobility issues.

Edited November 9, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“I am diabetic and Jenny is old.”

Oh, Sumit, you honey-tongued devil, you. 

And the numbers in India are really bad. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Somemeat created and released the corona virus to delay marrying Jenny: Change my mind.

Nah we all know Borat was patient zero (LOL!)

[Emmeline]

13 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Guess the extra snug condoms didn't work?!?!?!

For the love of god, what is wrong with Deavon.  

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

As much as I suffer with cooking the brisket, I have to stick with the family recipe. They would revolt if I changed it in any way. I must suffer on, knowing my brisket is inferior. At some point my brisket will be better, right?!

Thanks so much for the offer

Sous-vide?  My husband loves his, just have to start the process in the morning lest we eat at midnight.

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I live in an apt and my mother in law insists on staying here even though I live in a major city. We need to buy an air mattress as we got rid of the futon. I wish she was more like you lol

They make very different types of blow up mattresses.   They have wonderful ones, with built in pumps, a lovely pillow area, and it's as tall as a regular bed.    Then the kind you need is for MIL is the old type, that's more like a pool float, and very uncomfortable.   Type 1, people stay forever, Type 2, they probably don't make it through the night before leaving for a hotel. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

Did hr say that none have high school degrees?

Home schooled.  The parents can just give them one.

[Straycat80]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

Did hr say that none have high school degrees?

I think so but probably not true, last season the one daughter was looking at colleges. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I missed Tim’s mother saying something racist. What did she say?

[Eldemarge]

If this is the last season of Whitney, they are leaving on a high note since I can't get enough of her sobbing during commercial breaks.

[kacesq]

God Jenny acts like she’s 19.