90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

And they seem too lazy to have a kid

Oh I dunno. I'm pretty lazy and I have a kid. He's 26 now and has suffered no lasting damage, even though I never did crafts with him or make him play soccer. 

[Gobi]

The mom is looking for the Jack Daniels.

[kacesq]

No jobs, but a new place to live. I do wish they’d break the 4th wall and say they’re using money from the show for this stuff...or in Larissa’s case, to fuck up her face.

[Baltimore Betty]

Why do I think that what is in Tania's mother's cup is not coffee, wink, wink.

[Frozendiva]

Tania can look in to work at home type jobs.

[DragonFlyzz]

How did they rent a place when they’re both unemployed?

[VioletNevermind]

Tania’s mom is looking at her the way mine did when I came home a month after I’d turned 21 and told her I was marrying an unemployed druggie I’d met less than two months prior.  A mixture of “WTF” and “bless your heart.”

Edited June 22, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Tania can look in to work at home type jobs.

Not a large job market for witch doctors and being a social justice warrior from your living room just doesn’t cut it.

Edited June 22, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

$10 bucks Tania's mom's cup is full of whisky. 

Oh you know it’s true!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

How do people get a place with no job? 

Yeah, I was wondering about that too.   They must have a one year lease - no Florida for Syngen now.

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

How did they rent a place when they’re both unemployed?

With TLC backing them up.....

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'd take one look at all those Karen's and their babies and run off the plane. 

Seriously, you know those babies are going to cry the entire flight. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

No jobs, but a new place to live. I do wish they’d break the 4th wall and say they’re using money from the show for this stuff...or in Larissa’s case, to fuck up her face.

Or Larissa, just fucking for cash

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

How did they rent a place when they’re both unemployed?

Don't they have to pass a credit check before they can rent?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Yeah, I was wondering about that too.   They must have a one year lease - no Florida for Syngen now.

You probably submit information about savings in the bank.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Yeah, I was wondering about that too.   They must have a one year lease - no Florida for Syngen now.

Unless Tania has inside information about their new town needing a witch doctor, they're probably gonna be evicted when her savings runs out. Or their TLC money is enough for a year. 

Edited June 22, 2020 by kendi
a month is not a year

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Tania can look in to work at home type jobs.

She could work as an administrative assistant or receptionist. She could sell tickets at a movie theater. She acts like she's bed bound. She can walk with her boot. Jesus, a friend of mine at work tore her Achilles tendon and got one of those scooters. Tania is full of shit. 

[Gobi]

sMothered, because 2020 just hasn't been bad enough.

[Vandy10]

Oh, it’s the weekly au pair Chicago meetup!

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I dunno. I'm pretty lazy and I have a kid. He's 26 now and has suffered no lasting damage, even though I never did crafts with him or make him play soccer. 

You seem to have a good job though.

I think it's easier to be a free spirit like Tania and Syngin until their child starts school, then you have to be more disciplined to make sure they get to school every day and do homework.

I never signed my kid up for after school activities, although I felt peer pressure as a mother to do so. But now she's in high school and can decide on her own if she wants to join something.

Edited June 22, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt will definitively impress the Brazilian girls. He’s so hot.

[mmecorday]

Jess looks like she's in disguise.

[VioletNevermind]

I LOVE the hilarious intro music for Coltee’s scenes.  I see you, TLC . . .

[Pepper Mostly]

That chica Brittany on Smothered is fucking Creepy. 

[renatae]

I'm sad that my favorite ginger is looking mousy brown this time around.??

[Angry Moldovan]

Coltee, just looking at you makes me feel dirty. I need a hot shower now

[KelseyNikki614]

My understanding from what I've read is that TLC pays their 'actors' very little, especially compared to other reality tv shows so I don't think thats enough money for most of these couples to get by

[Frozendiva]

The au pairs have an issue with living with mom.

[kendi]

Colt always tries to look like he's so earnest in his talking heads. That thing he does with his eyebrows bugs me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is so Rico Suave.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt will definitively impress the Brazilian girls. He’s so hot.

Aunty, he’s sex on a stick! How will they control their womanly urges?

[Vandy10]

I like this friend who’s shading the idea of Colt at the gym.

[VioletNevermind]

Coltee really thinks he’s hot shit.  *cough* over-compensating *cough*

[kendi]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Jess looks like she's in disguise.

Like she's in a teen movie, the mousy girl, waiting to be made over for prom?

[Andi27]

"Since when does he go to the gym?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Aunty, he’s sex on a stick! How will they control their womanly urges?

I know, one look at Coltee and BOOM, you're pregnant!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I LOVE the hilarious intro music for Coltee’s scenes.  I see you, TLC . . .

They are trolling him

[sainte-chapelle]

"Since when does he go to the gym?" 💀 

[KelseyNikki614]

Jess is more annoying and less cute than Larissa, so we're in for a lot of fun scenes with these two. Nessa is way prettier also

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah   like Colt goes to the gym

[RichiesOlderBro]

Women chasing after Coltee?

[For Cereals]

What’s with Vanessa’s eye?  Does she share a doctor with Larissa’s friends?

[Baltimore Betty]

Why do these people think that sex is the answer to every facet of a relationship?

Puh-leese stop generalizing as in "as a Brazilian girl we all like the sex," I am pretty sure that is universal.  

Colt is gaslighting yet another girl...I do not recall hearing the name Vanessa before.

[kacesq]

Coltee thinks he’s quite the ladies man doesn’t he?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

You seem to have a good job though.

I think it's easier to be a free spirit like Tania and Syngin until their child starts school, then you have to be more disciplined to make sure they get to school every day.

I never signed my kid up for after school activities, although I felt peer pressure as a mother to do so. But now she's in high school and decide on her own if she wants to join something.

True, I do have a good job. But I'm lazy as fuck. 

I do see your point, though. Its fine to be unconventional and free spirited, but when you have a kid you do have to at least get them to school and cram some food into them once in a while. (My son used to go up to people in the park when he was little, and ask for some of their snacks. I'd laugh and say "I fed him yesterday". I got side eyed a lot).

[mmecorday]

Poor Angie. First she thought she was totin' at least one egg. Then she had hope she could tote a baby. Now she finds out she's totin' fibroids.

[Floatingbison]

I wonder if Coltee picked up that eyebrow thing from Cookiedough?

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

You seem to have a good job though.

I think it's easier to be a free spirit like Tania and Syngin until their child starts school, then you have to be more disciplined to make sure they get to school every day.

I never signed my kid up for after school activities, although I felt peer pressure as a mother to do so. But now she's in high school and can decide on her own if she wants to join something.

I had all boys (4), so in order to work off that testosterone, I put them into sports. The first and last ones became jocks, the middle two didn't. I did it for my sanity too, being a single mother. It kept them out of trouble, and they're all good kids, so we happy.

[kacesq]

Coltee’s work outs....such amazing results!

[kendi]

Why does he think he can ask a stupid-ass question of her friends, like "What can I learn about her, from her past?" yet he's talking to a girl that he doesn't want to tell Jess about. Let's not tell the truth again and get upset when it blows up in your face!