90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

It used to be that TLC liquored them up for the drama.  But, now, it seems that Mike came drunk.  Ronald's probably high, and Jovi threw a few back, but can hold his liquor.  

Jovi's a pro, he's in his element after a few drinks.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

 

There's Mike, but where's his ass???

 

Manspreading much? And sit up straight, dammit! All he does is slouch and shrug  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m loving the tea, and how did chompers know?

The strip vine.  He knows all the strippers in town.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Libby's stank face is meme-worthy.

She always looks like she’s suppressing a fart

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wait for cokehead Charlie to get there.

YESYESYESYES!!!

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Mikes burgundy shirt really accentuates his brick head

[TazDevil]

FRESH MEAT!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Manspreading much? And sit up straight, dammit! All he does is slouch and shrug  

He wants everyone to bear witness to his poignant pain. 

[Floatingbison]

Mike:  The Once and Future Presiding Douche of Sequim and all areas Sequim-Adjacent.

[tvrox]

Hi all!! Hope you're doing well. 

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

They could have hired Molly and Cynthia.

I know they are supposed to be good at bra fitting, but they (especially Molly) usually look tacky so I don't know if I would trust their opinions.

[endure]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is Libby's neck so wrinkled already?

She looks like maybe she gained weight in her neck, it's squatter looking.

[Angry Moldovan]

Andrayyyyyyy speaks really fast

[Mr. Miner]

Sad sack mfer! 🖕🏻

[Hotel Snarker]

I wonder if Mike will start screaming and yelling abuse.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mike:  The Once and Future Presiding Douche of Sequim and all areas Sequim-Adjacent.

Next time I’m in Seattle we are totally stalking him

[Grifter Lives]

Tiffany doesn't understand time zones.  But she's not dumb.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Andrayyyyyyy speaks really fast

And peppered with f-bombs

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie is insufferable. She doesn’t know what she wants. And what happened to her strong maternal desire for a baby?

[Rebky]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m loving the tea, and how did chompers know?

[Mr. Miner]

WTF does Andrei know about going to work?

[Hotel Snarker]

Its not Mike's works, its his attitude. Did everyone forget how he cancelled the wedding on the 90th day??!!!

[greekmom]

Will we find out what happened to the rat?

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrei is as big a douchebag as Mike. 

Why is everyone so puzzled that Natalie left Washington? The way it was left was that she was moving out and it was over. What was she supposed to do, exactly? 

[Straycat80]

They don’t even need this host, everyone else is asking good questions. 

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Libby is a lump of melting clay. She needs a jaw and chin implant, for starters. 

 

7 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Libby's stank face is meme-worthy.

[Grifter Lives]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ariana Grande's meemaw, maybe. 

They're hoping to keep the heat off themselves by being teacher's pet. They're stupid, in addition to being famewhores, since they've all been here before and know no one is safe. 

This.  And that's why Pillow Talk sucks.  Not one of these people is funny, clever, self-reflective or insightful, but they all gripe about the current cast.

[Hotel Snarker]

Angela, STFU. You aren't cohosting here.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Next time I’m in Seattle we are totally stalking him

He's easy to find....he's the tall guy wandering around pining for his long lost love Nutalie and spooning with Uncle Beau on those cold Sequim nights!

Edited August 16, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Armchair Critic]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Why do these morons go after each other? 🤷🏻‍♂️

They are not self aware enough to realize that they have no room to talk when we all have seen what a mess they are too.

Also they are all desperately trying to get attention and air time to keep the TLC gravy train rolling...

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Next time I’m in Seattle we are totally stalking him

Just don't get caught.

[Mr. Miner]

Angela looks like a smelly corn husk doll!

[Eldemarge]

I'd really like all these people on stage who think Natalie owes loyalty to Mike to get the fuck over themselves.

[hookedontv]

Jovi just dumped the teapot! 

[Frozendiva]

So what if Jovi saw Natalie with a guy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Busted! Nuttie looks as guilty as hell.

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She really does look ugly. She's like a Great Value version of Ariana Grande. LOL!

What you ordered on Wish vs what you get.

[OoogleEyes]

This is just stupid, and Jovi remains an asshole 

Edited August 16, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

They don’t even need this host, everyone else is asking good questions. 

This is one of the main reasons why Shaun Robinson sucks. She doesn't really ask the questions we want to hear. I feel like Andy Cohen could be a better host for the Tell Alls.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Its not Mike's works, its his attitude. Did everyone forget how he cancelled the wedding on the 90th day??!!!

And how he tormented her for weeks beforehand? He sucks. 

[greekmom]

Nutty is right. He could have been her gay bestie.

[charmed1]

Jovi is like the high school douche who spreads rumors about every girl who turns him down.

[Suzywriter]

Jovi is scum.

[Hotel Snarker]

I could not be with a little bitch like Jovi. Clearly Yara and Natalie are friends if they met up for lunch.

[brillia79]

So basically, Jovi has no inside info. Fuck this guy.

[Frozendiva]

So what if Natalie brought a guest?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, she has a male friend who "doesn't look gay" to Jovi, that world expert. 

And guess what, Mike? She does not have to justify herself to you. Shut the fuck up. 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

He's easy to find....he's the tall guy wandering around pining for his long lost love Nutalie and spooning with Uncle Beau on those cold Sequim nights!

Not to be mistaken for Sasquatch.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi’s bitch ass is so punchable.

I get Natalie has a bad personality, but that doesn’t mean she deserves to be bullied.