90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Armchair Critic]

Did Yara cut her hair?

[mmecorday]

Well, now we know where Jovi got his stupidity from.

[Floatingbison]

A good looking, underdressed girl walking around in the French Quarter?  That's not exactly front page news.

Edited February 15, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Mercolleen]

Happy Valentime's! Mr. Mercolleen had agreed to watch with me but then his phone rang at 8:02. Mysterious timing ... 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, CraftyHazel said:

I’m late, but here!  Dose #2 is kicking my butt a bit.

I have heard! Feel better 

[VioletNevermind]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Yup, he's a typical Olympic Peninsula redneck gaslighter. . . spent my life dealing with them.

Quote of the night, right here. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG Jovi's dad is slut shaming Yara for her clothing? WTF!!

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

He likely has a jambalaya of DUIs.

[brillia79]

These people are fucking terrible.

[kacesq]

Snicker. Yara is better at this than Jovi’s parents. Here for it.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I bet DUI

Seems about right

[hula-la]

I love that she’s pushing back on the stereotypes. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi’s parents are trying to compete with Brandon’s parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t this a conversation that Yara and Novi should be having in private, what their future plans are?

[mmecorday]

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Oh great the silver fox is slu shaming her. OI vey!

He was talking to her like some slimy youth pastor who tells young girls that it's their fault when the boys sexually assault them.

[Gobi]

Novi's dad looks like a low rent Bill Pullman.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

A good looking, underdressed girl walking around in New Orleans?  That's not exactly front page news.

Omg, bourbon is a literal titty fest 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Quote of the night, right here. 

I shouldn't have been so pejorative.   There's plenty of good people there, but there's lots of rednecks too.

[Baltimore Betty]

Jovi's parents are horrible.  I hope they realize Yara is not going to take their shit.  Why do they act like Yara is now their property?  They will not let her take their son to another country but what about Yara's parents, they don't get to see their grandchild?

 

[Emmeline]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Man Yara looks like she wants to sleep.

I think she looks pretty without so much makeup.  

[Suzywriter]

At risk of being stoned here, Dad Jovi phrased it poorly, but he has a point that Yara may not be safe walking around New Orleans alone.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

He likely has a jambalaya of DUIs.

"HOT JAMBALAYA!" (I loved that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire)

[brillia79]

It ok for Yara to live a continent away firm her family, but not Jovi? Really?

[Hotel Snarker]

Drag them, Yara!

[Mercolleen]

Does Ryan have a shirt tied around his head?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

That makes me think of @Pepper Mostly's son's friend with the head that looks like a piece of toast.

Hahahaha, it really does, though.

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’s a bit of a fox

He may be but he is a terrible person. She was a guest in his home and he started criticizing her right away. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG Jovi's dad is slut shaming Yara for her clothing? WTF!!

Damn near fell off the couch. What a dick. 

And another set of parents who are afraid of "losing our son". I sense a theme for this season.

[Straycat80]

You probably won’t see that kid  Jovi parents, since Mom is planning parties behind Yara’s back and telling her not to dress like a slut. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ryan looks particularly unattractive. Must be the lighting LOLOL

[kacesq]

Is $5 for 2 whoppers really that unbelievable a deal? I think not.

[OoogleEyes]

All Americans are stupid.

😄😄😄😄😄

[Arynm]

Yara is much smarter than the parents. I am loving it. This is a game that they can not win. Yara Does. Not. Care. She will go home to Ukraine and be happy. Jovi be damned.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

He was talking to her like some slimy youth pastor who tells young girls that it's their fault when the boys sexually assault them.

Before he then goes on to sexually assault them. Youth pastors... ick!

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I think she looks pretty without so much makeup.  

Most of the people on these shows look way better with clean faces.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ryan looks particularly unattractive. Must be the lighting LOLOL

He looks even more drug shriveled.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can't with the Jimmy Dean harmonica music anymore.

[Emmeline]

Just now, Gobi said:

Novi's dad looks like a low rent Bill Pullman.

I was just watching Bill Pullman in season 3 of The Sinner.  I still think of him as he was in While You Where Sleeping.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

Does Ryan have a shirt tied around his head?

Of course he does, you know because he’s so edgy and stuff

[mmecorday]

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Is $5 for 2 whoppers really that unbelievable a deal? I think not.

They act like they've got a bag full of filet mignon. They're freakin' Whoppers!

[Doublemint]

Jovi's parents are awful to the max.  First, a big party (which is not wanted),  the Dad just met her and is slut shaming her, and they are afraid of losing their son and grandkids.    I'm on team Yara now.

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

At risk of being stoned here, Dad Jovi phrased it poorly, but he has a point that Yara may not be safe walking around New Orleans alone.

Not gonna stone you, but its true no matter what she wears. Rapists dont care about your clothes. After all, no women ever got raped back in the days when showing your ankles was a scandal

[Baltimore Betty]

You know what we have not had this season...sending money back home.  So far I have not seen any scenes where someone proclaims it is their culture to send money (other people's, not their own) back home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watched “The Lives if Others” last night. Realized that so many people of the younger persuasion have no idea about East Germany and how scary a time it was.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I was just watching Bill Pullman in season 3 of The Sinner.  I still think of him as he was in While You Where Sleeping.

I love While You Were Sleeping, he was charming in it and I loved his family.

[Angry Moldovan]

Where did non jovi get those teeth. I must know! Inbreeding in the bayou? Bad AM

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I can't with the Jimmy Dean harmonica music anymore.

Totally agree, that little blues lick they play over and over is sooooooooo annoying.

[hisbunkie]

I realize Jovi’s parents may be a bit unsophisticated and country but Yara isn’t all that smart either.  Two unplanned pregnancies in a year or so? With someone she has little respect for? Mensa certainly does not have her number.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Of course he does, you know because he’s so edgy and stuff

Maybe he carries the watches in there to sell.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

He was talking to her like some slimy youth pastor who tells young girls that it's their fault when the boys sexually assault them.

As he was saying that I was thinking "bet he's a youth pastor"! Great minds!

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Drag them, Yara!

I am totally here for it. I love Yara. There, I said it. She and Julia should get together and start a support group. 

Jovi's parents are the worst! Mama Jovi, knowing Yara is pregnant and not feeling up to a big party, plans a big party. And she's not in the house five minutes before they criticize her wardrobe choices and tell her she'd better not even think of taking her pert Ukrainian ass back to Kiev. Fuck them with a goddamn hurricane glass. I hate them too. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Holy crap, Tarik's backyard looks like shit!

[Gobi]

That rider mower is half the size of the yard!