90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mamadrama]

Unexpected stresses me the hell out. I sat my 13yo son down and made him binge the entire series with me. That's one of my greatest COVID achievements. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Brandon has dinner reservations??  How's he gonna pay for THAT??

Mommy's charge card! what else?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon must have grabbed his balls out of his mother’s purse for a few hours.

[Frozendiva]

The parents sure are clingy to their son. Ugh, let them spend the day to themselves.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Brandon has dinner reservations??  How's he gonna pay for THAT??

Allowance?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not in the demographic, but does a celebrity endorsement for a perfume make you want to buy it?

Years ago my niece asked for the Paris Hilton perfume and my parents (who are ignorant of pop culture) bought her Antonio Banderas cologne thinking it was the same thing. 😂 Actually some celebrities turn me off from a product, I boycott anything Kardashian/Jenner/Kanye

[Gobi]

Parents can't believe the kids want to be alone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, tvrox said:

OMG I've been to this restaurant! 

I think I was there too years ago when my son lived in the DC area.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Brandon has dinner reservations??  How's he gonna pay for THAT??

Coupons? Dash and Dine? Stole from daddy’s wallet?

[Arynm]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Andrew reminds me of Zied a little. You know, if Zied were American and spent his days locked in his mom's basement playing video games, ordering pizza, and doing LARP on the weekends.

So... you mean Zied 5 months after he gets to the US. Because that is exactly what he will be doing

[Zombness]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not in the demographic, but does a celebrity endorsement for a perfume make you want to buy it?

I don't think so.  I believe a perfume is a very personal thing....not all perfumes go well with the person that is wearing them.

[Straycat80]

Julia is the voice of reason here. And at least she is excited to see the sights unlike Yara who is sneering at everything because things are better back in the Ukraine. 

[kacesq]

9 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

They're not Jersey folks - we do it up here.

@Doublemint I too am from Jersey! Damn right we do it up!

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Andrew reminds me of Zied a little. 

[mmecorday]

Gah. This is bringing back bad memories of being in D.C. with my ex-boyfriend Dave. We got into a loud argument at a tapas bar that may or may not have involved too many vodka tonics and a pitcher of sangria.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Hey, what ever happened to that rich cougar from the previews that bought watches for her younger guy?

[VioletNevermind]

Julia may be speaking what is to her a foreign language, but she expresses herself very well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon, Julia is right. Get your own place. Grow the fuck up.

[Zombness]

Julia is setting up her rules and I applaud her.

[Coltee Gal]

Seriously, what in the total and actual fuck is wrong with Brandon’s parents? I mean are they on speed - that agenda was nuts.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Coltee Gal

[Gobi]

Brandon is probably still breastfeeding.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Cajun food is seriously some good eating. Shame on Yara. I had frozen pizza and warm Coke for supper. Gumbo would be good right about now. 

We had chicken parmigiana with zucchini noodles followed by gingerbread.  As stuffed as I feel, the minute she slammed the Cajun cuisine I suddenly wanted jambalaya and mudbugs.  This and TAR finishing in NOLA, are making me miss my previous life in NOLA. 

Not sure about this Andrew dude and why he wants to go to a baby shower for his sister.  I would think if he were to go at all, he would just show up at the end with the baby's dad and and maybe her father and any other brothers the couple has. 

I missed the point of their going to Mexico, before the 90 days in the US.

Andrew seems like a slightly more advanced fiance than Brandon, but this having to have your sister tell you that just maybe you should consider a disagreement about having children to be a probable deal breaker is pretty bad.  I get that they have invested some time into the relationship, but at least she told him before the marriage.  Run, Andrew, run.    You are just not the brightest bulb in the ever dimming 90 day chandelier, but so far you are outshining Brandon so there's that in your favor.

[CraftyHazel]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Interesting. They have a Maui Burst Mountain Dew exclusive to Dollar General which is pineapple flavored and my new favorite. I am excited about the new watermelon flavor coming out in 2021. Here in Michigan 'Faygo' brand is also popular (I am not a Juggalo).

Former Michigander here.  I miss Vernors like crazy!!  One store here in my Missouri town gets it, but only sporadically.  I have been hoarding my last can all year long, because it’s been impossible to get since Rona moved in to the country...you’d think it was Lysol or something!

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Well kids, I used to drink Cola - developed Osteoporosis and gave it up.   My osteoporosis went away.   No more bone damaging drinks for me.

What do you think it was?  Carbonation or sugar or something?

[mamadrama]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The parents sure are clingy to their son. Ugh, let them spend the day to themselves.

My mom goes on vacation with us and we all hang together, but it's different. We're middle-aged adults with two high-energy kids. We work better with the whole divide and conquer thing. We're also not trying to squeeze into romantic time like these two should be. In fact, we conked out at 9pm on our last trip-in separate beds. Sometime's a girl's gotta spread out. THIS family seems to be looking at Julia and Brandon like they finally got BINGO partners. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Julia is right on. Cleave unto your (soon) wife, Brandon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two Mints in one?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, JennyMominFL said:

Thanks! I am undetectable and healthy though. if I can just get a danged covid vaccination I am good to got for 30 more years

That's awesome :). 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Unexpected stresses me the hell out. I sat my 13yo son down and made him binge the entire series with me. That's one of my greatest COVID achievements. 

I used to watch "16 and Pregnant" with my son when he was a teen. Once I asked him "are the girls in your school this dumb?". He replied, with withering scorn, "Um, NO". But then I saw his senior yearbook--the "Cutest Couple", as voted by their peers, was the football player and his knocked up girlfriend. Sigh. 

[kacesq]

Wait, how is Minty Hazel’s ex as well? Did they all get together in the Philippines?

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Am I the only who thinks that anthopromorhising food is odd.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hear Julia...I have had this exact conversation except it didn’t concern living all under one roof. Your spouse needs to come first and you do need private time as a couple....not mothers inviting themselves on vacation with you...I’m projecting lol but my point stands.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Hey, what ever happened to that rich cougar from the previews that bought watches for her younger guy?

She is from my town, she is half the reason I am watching this season and they haven't shown her yet! You guys here in live chat and the snarky comments online are the other reason.

[tvrox]

Poor Hazel. She is obviously only doing this for her son and doesn't have feelings for Tarek. 

[brillia79]

Julia just broke down the number one problem with trying to get to know someone/be in a relationship while living under the watchful eye of the American parents in their home. It is not balanced.

It’s a sign, girl. This guy is a bum.

 

[mamadrama]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Parents can't believe the kids want to be alone.

They seem to be looking at Julia as though they're adopting a foreign daughter instead of their son marrying a foreign spouse. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Wait, how is Minty Hazel’s ex as well? Did they all get together in the Philippines?

Thailand I think. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, CraftyHazel said:

 I miss Vernors like crazy!!

Vernors is a cure all, we used to get it when we were sick.

[kacesq]

He couldn’t be bothered to tidy up?

[mmecorday]

Yeah, Middle-Aged Drake. Just you, your fiancee, and her eventual girlfriend in that big house.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

What do you think it was?  Carbonation or sugar or something?

Well I drank both diet & regular - the cola is the worst part.  I'm not a healthy eater, really, but no more soda.

[mamadrama]

Just now, kacesq said:

He couldn’t be bothered to tidy up?

Nope-that's what he's bringing Hazel there for. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarik needs to take Hazel to the local Walmart and introduce her to the thrill of buying five and getting five.

Edited December 22, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Coltee Gal]

Brandon’s mom after she heard about the change of plans.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hear Julia...I have had this exact conversation except it didn’t concern living all under one roof. Your spouse needs to come first and you do need private time as a couple....not mothers inviting themselves on vacation with you...I’m projecting lol but my point stands.

Yes, I have an mil who tried to insert herself into our honeymoon (such as it was)

[Frozendiva]

Tarik, you could have hired a maid to tidy up.

[WahooLAH99]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

What do you think it was?  Carbonation or sugar or something?

Soda can suck all the strength out of your bones! I gave to up at the start of college because I am already short and I scared I was shrinking  myself.

[magemaud]

29 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Cosigned. When guys who are bald try to compensate by growing bushy beards, they look like their heads are on upside down

 

[Armchair Critic]

I know Dean could be obnoxious but it looks like he was the funny one of the two because Tarik is just so dorky.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Arynm said:

No. I am still not allowed out to eat in restaurants. Sister is an ICU nurse and she watches me like a hawk(I nanny her kids) When I get the vaccine/allowed out I am doing a short road trip to the chicken place and to buy a new bra from Molly.

I approve of this plan! Stay safe first :).