Getting to Genoa You All Over Again: Y&R Daily Chat

[Joimiaroxeu]

Audra is hella messy. I love how she gets her little digs in with Victoria wrt Nate and Elena.

Okay, all people of GC line up here. Those of you who are less resourceful than Phyllis in getting what you want, take two steps back. Uh, hold on there, Victor.

Elena, are you trying to get Audra fired? You may want to keep her as a resource who can observe Victoria's ongoing  behavior toward Nate. Ratting Audra out to him wasn't smart.

But you know what isn't a long shot, Jack? Your son leaving his unsecured cell phone behind in a public place. Clearly Diane knows Kyle is a tool and that's why she was worried.

How did it take Kyle so long to realize he didn't have his phone? Stupid.

Sigh, Elena, there's a saying: trust, but verify. If Nate and Victoria aren't having an affair it's not for want of trying on somebody's part. Don't settle for his dismissive hugs and kisses.

I think Audra basically clarified how Victoria could move to break up Elena and Nate and not feel an iota of guilt about it. That could be either dangerous or valuable info to have since Victoria is her boss.

Tee hee, Elena and Vikki were having a smirk off. "I'm only humoring you." "No, I'm only humoring you."

Wait, Kyle said his phone is password-protected. Oh come on, JG. Seriously? 

Dang, Victoria is lowkey savage. She was all but telling Elena that Nate is hers for the taking.

Stop apologizing, Elena! Nate is thisclose to cheating on you and subconsciously you know it. And there's probably nothing you can do to stop it.

Seems to me Diane and Jack would've confirmed Jeremy was no longer in his hotel room before they returned to the Abbott manse. Guess they don't know how easy it is to hack an international flight manifest. 🙄

Aw, Victoria, being a sidepiece is hard, huh? 😈

[Aurora2]

1 hour ago, Julyolo said:

I spent last week with "fambly" (thanks, Phyllis). When I tuned in all hopeful today, after a week off, the MWT's and the cast quickly kicked my hopes to the curb  The actors playing Victoria, Elena, Nate, Stark have less animation than my Boston Fern. They all look and act like they are waiting for the Coast Guard to rescue them off a slowly sinking ship. Oh, and Phyllis instructing a psychopathic career criminal that when he goes in on his plot to wreak vengeance on Diane, that no member of her family should be hurt? Sure, Phyllis. Lay down with a dog, your whole family is going to end up with fleas.

 

 

Among those ferns you mention, the one I have time for is Elena who truly must be waiting for the Coast Guard to rescue her from this godawful story.  Having to try to stay afloat with pond scum like Nate and Vicky would drag anyone down. 

 

Edited March 14, 2023 by Aurora2

[boes]

So stop me if you're heard this story before.

Phyllis, see, is faking it, see?  See, she's making everyone THINK she's working with Stark, see, when really, she's working to take him down, see, so, see, she can make her DOTTER see, see, that she's willing to sacrifice even her hatred of Diane to make Dummer lub her again, see?  She's sacrificing her well-deserved revenge, see, to prove to Dummer and Daniel (love it when parents choose names for their kids with the same first letter and low IQ's), see, that she does know how to do the right thing, see?

Or not.

You should have stopped me.

See?

ETA - Victoria must need Nate Natey Nate Nate Nate for some sort of human sacrifice thingy to acquire McCall Unlimited, since her mating with a humanoid type is no longer possible and giant radioactive insects have learned there is never a second date with Mothra-I-mean-Victoria.

"Oh Nate, Victoria is outside, she wants a word"

Edited March 14, 2023 by boes

[One Tough Cookie]

Should I even BOTHER watching today's episode?

[boes]

13 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

Should I even BOTHER watching today's episode?

Are you having trouble falling asleep?  Then the answer is a resounding YES.

[One Tough Cookie]

1 minute ago, boes said:

Are you having trouble falling asleep?  Then the answer is a resounding YES.

That good, huh?

[NinjaPenguins]

It was very tedious, see? 
Damn you, boes, it’s contagious. See? Argh.

Speaking of contagious, is Phyllis going to pull the second lame jewel heist on this show? This is the big battle between Stark/Snake and Jack/Diane - taking turns stealing gaudy ass paste? The stakes are incredibly low for all the anxiety Jeremy Stark creates. I wonder how Copperhead will not only manage to take Stark down AND be proven right about Diane. You know it’s coming.

[MollyB]

I've given up on trying to understand how Stark can even be in GC (makes California parole officers look really bad) let alone book a flight to Paris.  And did I miss some hint Dumm and Dummer dropped as to Jack/Diane's whereabouts?  Stark took Phylth's word for it that they would be in Gay Paree?  And, again, correct me if I'm missing something, but isn't Paris a pretty big city?  Were D&D really believing that Stark would find the happy couple and beat them senseless with bread? Enough to risk a phone call and bring the happy couple back to GC?

Of course, Kyle did leave his phone unprotected (password or otherwise) at the bar of a hotel.  Yup, he's dumb enough to believe anything.

Which brings me to Stark's mental capabilities.  After working with someone as savvy and good at criminal acts as Diane, he's grooming Phlyth as his partner in crime?  At the mere mention of going to Paris to find J&D, he should have pushed her out the door.  Then he trusts her to be the one to get Diane's personal items?  This guy is more naive than his parole officer.

Side Part.  Love this.  Shout out to Elena to drop this POS asap.  He's a liar liar liar and won't admit it even to himself.  Shout out to Monkey with Typewriter:  don't make her pregnant.  I don't think anyone wants to hear Side Part's mansplaining of child rearing.

[One Tough Cookie]

41 minutes ago, MollyB said:

  Yup, he's dumb enough to believe anything.

He's also dumb enuff to hold a high level position at Jabot.  Obviously their standards for employment are exceedingly high.

[Bunnyto4]

Lauren: "what happened between then and now to make you so happy?"

Phyllis: "psychotic break! What's it to ya?"

🤦‍♀️ 

[MsMalin]

Sally's bra straps were not very well adjusted.

That is all.

[Joimiaroxeu]

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I've given up on trying to understand how Stark can even be in GC (makes California parole officers look really bad)

Not to mention get arrested. You'd think his parole would've been immediately revoked once he got arrested in GC and taken to jail in Chicago. 🙄 Whatever, I'm assuming he's paid off his parole officer.

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let alone book a flight to Paris.  

Stark didn't go to Paris. That was a cover story he and Phyllis made up to help convince Diane and Jack that it was safe for them to return to GC.

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And did I miss some hint Dumm and Dummer dropped as to Jack/Diane's whereabouts?

Kyle ran off and left his phone on the bar at the Gunky Potassium and Phyllis immediately picked it up and looked at the screen. She saw a text about some flowers Kyle had sent to up to Abbott cabin. So then she used a pay phone to call the cabin's landline and Diane answered. That's how Phyllis found out where Jack and Diane were, and she shared the info with Stark.

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Stark took Phylth's word for it that they would be in Gay Paree?  And, again, correct me if I'm missing something, but isn't Paris a pretty big city?  Were D&D really believing that Stark would find the happy couple and beat them senseless with bread? Enough to risk a phone call and bring the happy couple back to GC?

Stark took Phyllis' word for it that Diane and Jack were at the cabin. He wanted to head up there and start some ish but Phyllis talked him out of it. She said it would be better if they lured the happy couple back to GC. So she told Summer and Kyle a lie about Stark going to Paris to look for J&D and those two mental giants sorta bought it.

Kyle called a PI to find out if Stark really took a flight to Europe. Apparently Stark's name did appear on a flight manifest so Kyle told his parents it was safe for them to come home, for now anyway.

Yeah, I don't know why no one thinks it's odd that Jeremy can just leave the country. Chance would probably want to follow up on that if he knew. I also don't know why Jack and Diane didn't at least confirm that Stark is no longer at the hotel. They know what room he's in so they could've just knocked on his door again.

[rcc]

1 hour ago, MsMalin said:

Sally's bra straps were not very well adjusted.

That is all.

Did not notice. I refuse to watch love scenes between Sally and Nick. I liked Sally's dream with Adam much better.

[boes]

2 hours ago, One Tough Cookie said:

He's also dumb enuff to hold a high level position at Jabot.  Obviously their standards for employment are exceedingly high.

Or, the Human Resources staff are all exceedingly high.

[Chatty Cake]

Is Nate going to bang his creepy boss? He’s absolutely disgusting. I thought he may have decided to move on from Creepwhoria and since nothing happened but kissing decide to put it in the past. However, when he showed up at the Bland Helix I figured he’s lying.

I have an idea for Jack and Diane. How about ignoring Phyllis and Jeremy?

Kyle is the last one to go in on his parents about their engagement. Does he remember a girl named Lola? And marrying Summer for her liver donation? And then getting back with Lola? And then dumping Lola for Summer?

Despite the lovemaking scene with her and Nick, if Sally is dreaming about Adam, it’s possible they will end up together.  All she needs to do is sage her coochie area. I’ve seen it done on Real Housewives and it would be a nice way to say goodbye to Nick.

[MsMalin]

Mother of the Year: "I am renting a room tonight while my children are at home unattended. Will you join me? You have nothing to lose but your job."  Jesus, do the Newman's ever stop thinking about sex?

I know Stark didn't go to Paris, but the whole.cover story is ludicrous. He booked a private plane...how would he have the $ to do that?  And where would he look for them? Jack and Diane are numb skulls to believe the story.

And we had another lame dream sequence today about Adam that made her so horny that she jumped Nick. Then he asks her why and she said its because Summer concerns her. WTF

Nick once again is shouting through the door and says he will call the cops if she doesn't answer. Double.WTF. Maybe she's just not there you idiot.

Edited March 14, 2023 by MsMalin

[MollyB]

2 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Stark didn't go to Paris.

I should have been clearer.  I know Stark didn't go to Paris, that the story was just another lie cooked up by Phylth.  I guess it's that the scheme was so specific and urgent without explaining why it's a given they went to Paris.  For me, the whole story moved too fast:  Phylth finds out where they are, Stark wants to go to the cabin, Phlyth says no I have a better idea-I'll make them think you went to Paris and I'll even throw in booking a ticket for you.  Maybe it's MS's manic acting that makes me jumpy.  It was just too rushed and really a useless story since J&D were coming back anyhow.  I'd rather have seen J&D walk in on Phlyth trying to purloin Diane's unmentionables.  

[Joimiaroxeu]

Phyllis standing outside a popular restaurant, loudly discussing a criminal scheme, and mentioning her co-conspirator by name so anyone nearby could likely overhear her. Yep, makes total sense. 🙄

Look at Kyle having a rare moment of perception. It's entirely possible Diane increased her hysteria about Stark to rev up Jack's protective instincts. Jack is old-fashioned enough to think the best way to keep Diane safe is to marry her, RIGHT NOW. Yeah, Kyle, it's weird.

Nate strolls into the hotel lobby like he's without a care in the world. Or a girlfriend. How did he know where Victoria was? Does his d!ck have GPS?

I would be 100% glad never to see another boudoir scene between Sally and Nick ever again. And the soft porn theme music just makes it worse. Ugh. 🤮🤮🤮

Vikki and Nate almost ready to start fcuking right there in the hotel lobby. Lawdamercy. Elena, you better come get your man.

One thing I'll say for MS, she appears to be having a blast cranking Phyllis' nutbaggery up to 11.

Heh, hope Victoria has the presence of mind to ask for a room on a different floor than Sally or Adam's. She really doesn't want to be caught doing the walk of shame by either of her brothers.

Loved the "bish plz" faces Lauren was making while Phyllis was shining Jack and Diane on. She might want to do her old friend a solid and tell him she strongly suspects Phyllis is pulling something.

Edited March 14, 2023 by Joimiaroxeu

[Waldo13]

Kyle your complete and utter idiot. Who are you to give any advice or question Diane’s and Jack’s relationship?  You have trouble yourself at times to hold your relationship, with Summer, together.  Kyle is no marriage counselor especially when it came to Lola.  Kyle might be worried about his mom breaking his father’s heart but Summer is more worried about what her mother will do with good reason but unbeknownst to Summer, her mom wishes them nothing but happiness 🤞. 

Talking about complete and utter elitist idiots. Who are Cruella and Banana Breath to pass judgement on Adam.  They both have many skeletons in their closet. Is Banana Breath afraid to disagree with Cruella when it comes to Adam?  Adam and Banana Breath seemed to have a good understanding of the situation but today he’s agreeing with Cruella that Adam is up to something. Wasn’t Cruella very upset with Banana Breath about his relationship with Sally and now, since Adam is in the mix, Banana Breath’s and Sally’s relationship is more but not completely palatable. True to form, Cruella takes Banana Breath’s comment, that she has no heart, as a compliment.  🤔 is Banana Breath starting to realize that Cruella’s and Natey Nate Nate’s relationship is more than business?  Does Banana Breath realize that his and Sally’s relationship started out as just business.  As COO, wouldn’t you think that Banana Breath more important in discussing the take over of McCall Unlimited than Natey Nate Nate.  Now Cruella is discussing Ashley and Tucker with Natey Nate Nate who basically doesn’t have any knowledge of them or has spent any significant time interacting with them.  Cruella is basically sitting on Natey Nate Nate’s lap in the Grand Albatross lobby for anyone to see. Now she’s going to get a room upstairs like it’s a normal thing to do.  If Natey Nate Nate takes the bait, it’s unlikely that anyone will notice because the Grand Albatross has a special floor where you can rent rooms by the hour. 

Another dream sequence, for Sally, and another view of her subconscious that Adam is the “man of her dreams”. No pun intended.  Sally and Adam still 🔥🔥🔥 and the monkeys with a keyboard must realize this since they put them back together in the occasional loving situation. 

I don’t know Diane back then and I’m sure there were things that she has done that was contemptible but I know Copperhead today. I get the feeling that Copperhead was the catalyst for a lot of the contemptible things that Diane has done in the past.  

Self sabotaging and Copperhead are synonymous along with Copperhead being her worst enemy.  Copperhead is here, she’s there, she’s everywhere like the angel of death spraying venom on all that she surveys.  Copperhead thinks she is discreet but she is as discreet as an elephant trying to hide behind a tree.  I’ve come to the conclusion that even when Copperhead is supposedly sober, her mannerisms are considerably just like she is when she’s drunk.  Lauren saw right through and called out Copperhead on her 🐂💩.  By the look on Jack’s and Diane’s face, I don’t think they are but what Copperhead is selling. 

Sally if you don’t let me in, I’m going to huff and puff and blow this door down says the ever so gallant defender of the damsel in distress.  After her dream, Sally has to convince herself that Banana Breath is the man for her and not Adam by making “passionate” love to Banana Breath 🤢🤮. 

[MsMalin]

37 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Nate strolls into the hotel lobby like he's without a care in the world. Or a girlfriend. How did he know where Victoria was? Does his d!ck have GPS?

😂😂😂😂😂  

[Chatty Cake]

1 minute ago, MsMalin said:

😂😂😂😂😂  

“Destination”

[Julyolo]

Has spring arrived early in GC? What else could have caused the appearance of woolly caterpillars on the spaces that were once Victoria's eyebrows? And it had to be cold for those little critters when she came on to Nate with that invite to a hotel room. Both actors projected as little sexual chemistry as a couple ordering decaf coffee after dinner. "Don't want to be up too late tonight, got a big day at the office tomorrow." Phyllis seemed to fail in convincing anyone today with her  new manic ravings. Someone needs to clue her in that what she thought was an "over the top" performance was actually a new low. Summer is selling Mary Kay cosmetics now, all decked out in her pink satin dress? Kyle and Summer need to get some new interests other than their parents. You know once Jack, Diane, Nick and Phyllis die, they won't have anything to talk about? Good job show, on making Nick wear both his upper and lower dental veneers today. Now, the only thing you have left to do with him is to take him somewhere, and paint a veneer of sensuality over him. Oh, and while you're at it, take Nate too, and try for a BOGO deal on that  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Js Nana]

5 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Sally's bra straps were not very well adjusted.

Does CH have it written in her contract that she will always be shown wearing a bra during F scenes, because I think she's about the only actress on Y&R I've seen wearing one while doing the nasty, or am I remembering wrong.

[One Tough Cookie]

So I guess I shouldn't bother watching today's epi, amirite?

[Waldo13]

1 hour ago, Js Nana said:

Does CH have it written in her contract that she will always be shown wearing a bra during F scenes, because I think she's about the only actress on Y&R I've seen wearing one while doing the nasty, or am I remembering wrong.

I don’t think it’s in CH’s contract but a matter of choice. CH was under the covers more with Adam than with Banana Breath because, I believe, she is more comfortable being in bed, post coitus, with Mark than Josh 😜.  CH also seems to enjoy kissing Mark much more than Josh.  
 

if Natey Nate Nate decides to play hide the salami with Cruella it would be very awkward and cringe worthy even under the covers 🤢🤮. 

Edited March 15, 2023 by Waldo13

[One Tough Cookie]

1 hour ago, Js Nana said:

Does CH have it written in her contract that she will always be shown wearing a bra during F scenes, because I think she's about the only actress on Y&R I've seen wearing one while doing the nasty, or am I remembering wrong.

I believe MO always wears black bras when she's doing the nasty with Devon

[boes]

2 hours ago, One Tough Cookie said:

I believe MO always wears black bras when she's doing the nasty with Devon

Now if we can just get Nick to wear a bag over his head along with supergluing playtex rubber gloves over his naughty bits, we'll have all bases covered.

I don't blame CH for keeping her bra on.  If she could get away with it, I bet she'd only be doing sex scenes with Dickolas in head to toe armor.

[Joimiaroxeu]

Sorry but I'm confused about this discussion of Sally's bras. Is she supposed to flash her naked breastesses on broadcast TV? If so, Janet Jackson would like to have a word. (Miss Jackson if you're nasty.) 😱

I think until recently on daytime TV an actress in a sexy scene would keep most of her chest covered by a sheet or blanket, but occasionally you could see they were wearing a strapless bra that was supposed to remain hidden. Now that bras have become fashion items the soaps can do product placement and actresses like CH can show off their tight bodies.

And because there's always a relevant moment from Seinfeld, here's where in 1996 that show accidentally predicted the unabashed display of a bra:

[Bunnyto4]

17 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Mother of the Year: "I am renting a room tonight while my children are at home unattended. Will you join me? You have nothing to lose but your job."  Jesus, do the Newman's ever stop thinking about sex?

I know Stark didn't go to Paris, but the whole.cover story is ludicrous. He booked a private plane...how would he have the $ to do that?  And where would he look for them? Jack and Diane are numb skulls to believe the story.

And we had another lame dream sequence today about Adam that made her so horny that she jumped Nick. Then he asks her why and she said its because Summer concerns her. WTF

Nick once again is shouting through the door and says he will call the cops if she doesn't answer. Double.WTF. Maybe she's just not there you idiot.

1. I'm completely grossed out by this Victoria/Nate storyline. 
2. Maybe if Sally took off her gigantic hoop earrings before napping, she wouldn't have those creepy dreams. 
3. I wish I didn't feel like showering again after every episode.

[MollyB]

17 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I would be 100% glad never to see another boudoir scene between Sally and Nick ever again. And the soft porn theme music just makes it worse. Ugh. 🤮🤮🤮

This can't be said enough.  I almost threw up.  JM's hairy chest/moobs are not sexy.

 

15 hours ago, One Tough Cookie said:

So I guess I shouldn't bother watching today's epi, amirite?

Not unless you want to see way too much of a really nausea inducing after-sex scene.  (See above,)

 

15 hours ago, Waldo13 said:

if Natey Nate Nate decides to play hide the salami with Cruella it would be very awkward and cringe worthy even under the covers 🤢🤮.

Soap Gods!  Spare me!

[tanyak]

17 hours ago, Waldo13 said:

I don’t think it’s in CH’s contract but a matter of choice. CH was under the covers more with Adam than with Banana Breath because, I believe, she is more comfortable being in bed, post coitus, with Mark than Josh 😜.  CH also seems to enjoy kissing Mark much more than Josh.  

Probably because she's used to it in real life. 😂

Missed today's episode because I'm in the office. But, I meant to write this yesterday. I thought Phyllis looked nice at lunch with Lauren. I liked that her hair wasn't flat, she was wearing a whole shirt that covered most everything and her skin looked less orange. In general , she looked less harsh.

I might have to find today's episode on demand to see if SidePart went up to the hotel room. I LOVE that nickname, BTW. For some reason, I just noticed it last week! Has it always been like t hat? 

[jqdeco]

Gross. Tucker put his coffee stir in his mouth and then left it on the counter at Crimson(?).  Germs!!!!

[MsMalin]

I guess Victor is in better health than I thought since he didn't drop dead on the spot when Abby sauntered down the stairs wearing only a shirt.  And please, couldn't she hear them talking from the top of the stairs? Maybe the sex was so good she went temporarily deaf.

What time was it in GC anyway? Elena went to bed. Nate went out. Victoria is waiting in the hotel room. Nick exits his booty call. Then we go to Crimson Lights where Tucker and Adam are having coffee. I was under the impression that it should be at least 10 pm. Then we have Victor visit Devon unannounced. Then Nate goes home and wonders why Elena isn't asleep. What a mess.

[tricknasty]

36 minutes ago, MsMalin said:

I guess Victor is in better health than I thought since he didn't drop dead on the spot when Abby sauntered down the stairs wearing only a shirt.  And please, couldn't she hear them talking from the top of the stairs? Maybe the sex was so good she went temporarily deaf.

What time was it in GC anyway? Elena went to bed. Nate went out. Victoria is waiting in the hotel room. Nick exits his booty call. Then we go to Crimson Lights where Tucker and Adam are having coffee. I was under the impression that it should be at least 10 pm. Then we have Victor visit Devon unannounced. Then Nate goes home and wonders why Elena isn't asleep. What a mess.

Hopefully she isn’t wearing Devon’s shirt which would end at her ribcage. Which would give Victor quite a show.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

1 hour ago, MsMalin said:

I guess Victor is in better health than I thought since he didn't drop dead on the spot when Abby sauntered down the stairs wearing only a shirt.  And please, couldn't she hear them talking from the top of the stairs? Maybe the sex was so good she went temporarily deaf.

What time was it in GC anyway? Elena went to bed. Nate went out. Victoria is waiting in the hotel room. Nick exits his booty call. Then we go to Crimson Lights where Tucker and Adam are having coffee. I was under the impression that it should be at least 10 pm. Then we have Victor visit Devon unannounced. Then Nate goes home and wonders why Elena isn't asleep. What a mess.

I have the same thoughts as to how they keep switching from bourbon to coffee and back to bourbon.  

 

[One Tough Cookie]

4 hours ago, tanyak said:

Missed today's episode because I'm in the office. But, I meant to write this yesterday. I thought Phyllis looked nice at lunch with Lauren. I liked that her hair wasn't flat, she was wearing a whole shirt that covered most everything and her skin looked less orange. In general , she looked less harsh.

I thought she LOOKED great but I wish Lauren had shot her with an animal tranquilizer gun.  MS has only tics, she has no   acting ability, nuance or subtlety. She's almost slapstick.

eta: Victoria's style of flirting looked like a vulture honing on her prey.  

Edited March 15, 2023 by One Tough Cookie

[Desperado]

Of all the couples, none shined brighter to me than Adam and Tucker. I could watch these two all day.

Which was great because it helped me recover from the Victoria/Nate creepy shenanigans.

On is his own though, Adam desperately trying to get Victor’s approval for the 10th million time is not a fun watch, at all.

No show tomorrow and Friday. I’m fine with this pause because the stories are boring right now, but I will miss the snark here. 😭

Edited March 16, 2023 by Desperado

[Waldo13]

Does the Grand Albatross only have rooms on two floors?  Sally is on the 6th floor but I believe Tucker is on the 4th floor. I haven’t seen a room that is on any other floor. I bring this up because with so many GC residents living at the Grand Albatross, how discreet, of Cruella, to get a room on the 4th floor.  

Nate Nate Nate didn’t come to Cruella’s room for sex but that’s not keeping Cruella from trying. We are saved. We need only one bottle of eye bleach after watching Cruella flirting with Natey Nate Nate. If they actually had sex, we would need another bottle of eye bleach plus a fifth of tequila to clear our minds.  Oh shit, after seeing Cruella’s daydream, I’m going to need that second bottle of eye bleach and the fifth of tequila. 

Well at least we were saved by Abby and Devon talking “it” upstairs.  WTF, Abby. If you wanted to keep your and Devon’s whatever, you could have stayed upstairs. You had to of herd Victor’s unmistakable voice.  

I always enjoy a pissing match between two men and that will be Adam and Tucker. Then we have a pissing match between a man and a buffoon and that is Adam and Banana Breath. Adam pees in the stand up stall, while Banana Breath has to sit down to pee. He admonished Adam for having  pipe dream of running MU but cowers to Cruella in wanting to do the same thing. But wait, is Banana Breath trying to protect Cruella, or is he just a wussy in her presence. 

 

Thursday/Friday March Madness 🤪. 

 

[gingerella]

1 hour ago, One Tough Cookie said:

MS has only tics, she has no   acting ability, nuance or subtlety. She's almost slapstick.

FTFY!

Normally I loathe March Madness, but this year, it's sort of like a relief isn't it?

[Joimiaroxeu]

Geez, how old is Adam, 12?
Adam: nonny nonny, boo boo. My dad's gonna buy your company and give to me.
Tucker: over my dead body, son. And your father's.
Adam: oooh, I'm gonna tell my daddy you said that!

So sure enough Adam runs straight back to Victor, who for some reason is sitting around the house by himself, wearing a suit even though it's past his bedtime.

Adam: Daaaad! Tucker said he's not gonna sell you his company so you can give it to me! He's a big meanie!
Victor : yes, he thinks he's going to sell it to his son but I can put a stop to that.
Adam: well hurry up! I need to impress Sally before she has my baby.
Victor: before SallySpectra has what?
Adam: um, nevermind.

Apparently the Gland Pustule is booty call central for at least two of the Newman scions this evening. Nick was freshly leaving his while Victoria awaited hers. Nikki would be so proud. 🙄

Had to laugh at how Victoria looked all smug like she was the cat about to eat the canary which had obediently delivered itself to her mouth. But Nate basically told her, "Or so you thought. I'm faithful to Elena and I'm not about to get #metoo'd up in this piece." Sure, Jan. It's only Tuesday.

Meanwhile, poor Elena ressembled someone who'd just driven over 50 miles of unpaved road on nothing but the rims. Yet Nate acted like she should be happy he came home instead jumping Victoria's bones like Vikki already assured Elena he would. (Oy, Elena better not be pregnant by this clown.)

Audra told Tucker she's lowkey chasing Nate. Huh? Whatever, she's not worried about Elena but she considers Ice Queen Victoria formidable competition. Hmm. What I want to know is how Nate rates having three women after him. He ain't all that. In fact, All That points and laughs at him.

[One Tough Cookie]

20 hours ago, boes said:

Now if we can just get Nick to wear a bag over his head along with supergluing playtex rubber gloves over his naughty bits, we'll have all bases covered.

OMG--I just plotzed!

[Waldo13]

43 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

OMG--I just plotzed!

Wow!  I haven’t heard that Yiddish word in years. 

[One Tough Cookie]

1 minute ago, Waldo13 said:

Wow!  I haven’t heard that Yiddish word in years. 

Way back in the 70s I worked in the NYC garment industry.  I learned several colorful words!

[Bunnyto4]

5 hours ago, jqdeco said:

Gross. Tucker put his coffee stir in his mouth and then left it on the counter at Crimson(?).  Germs!!!!

I wondered if he ad libbed that. Pretty good example of his entitled attitude. That's acting.

[gingerella]

1 hour ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Geez, how old is Adam, 12?
Adam: nonny nonny, boo boo. My dad's gonna buy your company and give to me.
Tucker: over my dead body, son. And your father's.
Adam: oooh, I'm gonna tell my daddy you said that!

So sure enough Adam runs straight back to Victor, who for some reason is sitting around the house by himself, wearing a suit even though it's past his bedtime.

Adam: Daaaad! Tucker said he's not gonna sell you his company so you can give it to me! He's a big meanie!
Victor : yes, he thinks he's going to sell it to his son but I can put a stop to that.
Adam: well hurry up! I need to impress Sally before she has my baby.
Victor: before SallySpectra has what?
Adam: um, nevermind.

As I previously mentioned, there is no way for Newman to buy McCall unless Tucker agrees to tell to them, and even so, Ashley owns his debt right? So does he even have the right to sell, or does the debt holder get to decide that? I'd think the latter but then again, I am not a Captain of Industry like this maroons are.

The above aside, the only way it appears that Newman can buy McCall is if the Great Shriveled Ball Sack goes to Jill and makes her some deal whereby she gives Hamilton-Wimpers back to Darvon, so then Tucker has no buyer and has to sell to Newman. But again, I don't think it's his McCall to make...(sorry it was too easy not to...).

[nasir jones]

5 hours ago, MsMalin said:

I guess Victor is in better health than I thought since he didn't drop dead on the spot when Abby sauntered down the stairs wearing only a shirt.  And please, couldn't she hear them talking from the top of the stairs? Maybe the sex was so good she went temporarily deaf.

Hear him? She was two-thirds of the way down the stairs… why didn’t she see him?!?! Victor was sitting right at the bottom of the steps. That was so stupidly plot driven that it annoyed the crap out of me. They could’ve easily done the same thing in a more natural way. It doesn’t help that I dislike Dabby intensely.

For a second, I thought Vicboria was going to rub one out. It’s hard to believe that three women want to sleep with Nate. I truly have no idea what Audra’s interest in him is. Maybe sleeping with her boss is just her natural state.

There’s no way that Adam would be stupid enough to spill the beans to Tucker about NE acquiring his company. More plot machinations by TIIC.

[Kitty Redstone]

I missed the last 30 minutes and didn't think it would matter. But to come here and read that Audra secretly wants Nate? OMG why? I can't comprehend anyone - let alone three people - wanting Nate. Dude's boring AF, not to mention a back-stabbing cheater.

Turning Adam back into Victor's pathetic, Daddy-approval seeking son is really disappointing. His rationale for wanting McCall as a legacy for his kids is so, so stupid. He could do the same thing by starting his own company, and it would be a hell of a lot more impressive than becoming Victor's toady in a hand-me-down, silver platter with strings company.

It was fun seeing Tucker shoot him down, though. But it was effortless, and I feel like Adam of a year or so ago wouldn't have been so easy.

[boes]

6 hours ago, tricknasty said:

Hopefully she isn’t wearing Devon’s shirt which would end at her ribcage. Which would give Victor quite a show.

I'm more than a little surprised that Victor recognized Abby to begin with, since she wasn't wearing a name tag. 

I was expecting him to wonder aloud what the nice lady who usually seats him at Society was doing at Devon's penthouse.

[Snaporaz]

8 hours ago, jqdeco said:

Gross. Tucker put his coffee stir in his mouth and then left it on the counter at Crimson(?).  Germs!!!!

That was the perfect opportunity for some product placement...Y&R, brought to you by Clorox Wipes.

Victor must have finally been crowned Vampire King.  Even Dracula needs to be invited before he can enter someone's home.  

[Waldo13]

2 hours ago, One Tough Cookie said:

Way back in the 70s I worked in the NYC garment industry.  I learned several colorful words!

Yes there are many colorful words as there are colorful curses but a lot of the curses loose something in the translation to English. My favorite translates to “May your head grow in the ground like an onion”.  As I said, it looses something in the translation but I know it’s not in anyway a compliment. I can only tell you that this curse can be used repeatedly on Nostrils and Banana Breath. To think of it, I’m going to use some of there colorful curses in my future posts were appropriate. 
 

Up thread there are posts about Tucker owning MU. As long as Ashley has MU’s debt, Tucker owns MU and can sell it to ever he wants to. Tucker only will loose MU if he defaults on the debt.  Since Ashley bought Tucker’s debt, upon default, Ashley can sell MU to recover the amount of the debt. Ashley can also modify the terms of the loan to give Tucker as much time as he needs to pay the loan. If Ashley decides to sell to Victor, any profit, over a he amount of the original loan, Tucker is entitled to that profit and not Ashley.