Joined in matrimony for the rest of their lives? Pssht, if that were true most of the people in that room would be dead. 😏
I liked Nina's choice of reading at wedding. The one usually used from 1 Corinthians is almost trite to me now. The Ecclesiastes passage used in today's episode is less common I think, at least on this show. (But whoa, it basically said if you're not married you have no reason to live. Okay, Nina. Perhaps you should've considered who'd be in the room.)
PC IV said in his vows that Abby was tougher on him than both the Army and the Fed. I think MO's husband might've gotten a little nervous and misspoken the line because I don't recall PC IV ever working in government banking. 😉
And there were Billy and Kyle, slinking in after the ceremony had already begun. So tacky, especially given the reason they both were probably late. 🍆🍑 🍌🎂 At least Lily and Summer knew better than to show their faces at the wedding.
"Your son shot your grandson." Leave it to Victor to be the buzzkill. So, guilty until proven innocent, Vic?
A honeymoon on a private island with no cell service. Hmmm, what could possibly go wrong when the groom is still recuperating from getting gutshot? 🤔
That was quite the evil eye Victor was giving Billy. Yikes. No wonder Billy skedaddled right out of there.
Aw geez, I spoke too soon about them not mentioning 1 Corinthians. Bad Nikki!
Hey, Abby didn't toss her bouquet! 😯
Lol, Nikki and Nina lowkey trash talking Jill. Where was the lie, tho? Jill not only slept with Kay's husband, she got pregnant by him. You're welcome, Nina and Abby.
Well, that was nice, though I think Paul, Christine, Lauren, and Michael should've been there too since they're all pretty much legacy characters as well. Guess this was meant to be more of a celebration of the Abbott, Chancellor, and Newman veterans.