S04.E06: Can't Buy Me Love

[OnceSane]

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Darcey and Tom prepare to meet face to face; Geoffrey questions Varya and the entire trip to Moscow; David anxiously awaits Lana; Stephanie and Erika get romantic; Ed faces regret, while Lisa faces Sojaboy's adoring fans at his music video premiere.

Airs March 29, 2020.

[OnceSane]

NO spoilers.

[xls]

2 hours ago, OnceSane said:

Airs March 29, 2020.

Wonder if we're  actually going to get a glimpse of Williams this week, or if we will be dealt yet another blow?

[Kyanight]

16 minutes ago, xls said:

Wonder if we're  actually going to get a glimpse of Williams this week, or if we will be dealt yet another blow?

I predict (not spoilers cuz my crystal ball seriously IS kind of cloudy at the moment!) that we have as much a chance of seeing Williams as we do seeing Lana.   ::::::SNORT::::::

[Kangatush]

How have I not noticed Lisa's dead tooth before now?  Bottom row, center.

[Kangatush]

Tom dyed his head badger.

I should buy stock in translator apps.

Why does every American lose the ability to speak, and type, in English when communicating with their "Loves"?

Edited March 24, 2020 by Kangatush

[KateHearts]

I'm two minutes in and I'm already fuming. Cry me an effing river, Geoffrey. She lied! I'm wasting my time!  Boohoo!!! Let's be honest about your life. YOUR incarceration and illegal activities. 

I think it's very sad that he lost a child; I really do. But don't use that as a manipulative tool to excuse you from the despicable past that you have.  All she did was talk to an American on a dating site. Where YOU met her.  

A liar can't bellow about someone else lying to them.

[Spike]

1 hour ago, KateHearts said:

I'm two minutes in and I'm already fuming. Cry me an effing river, Geoffrey. She lied! I'm wasting my time!  Boohoo!!! Let's be honest about your life. YOUR incarceration and illegal activities. 

I think it's very sad that he lost a child; I really do. But don't use that as a manipulative tool to excuse you from the despicable past that you have.  All she did was talk to an American on a dating site. Where YOU met her.  

A liar can't bellow about someone else lying to them.

Most people date around before making a long-term commitment. I would be more concerned about someone who had no dating experience but wanted to get married to the first person they dated.

[RealReality]

Damn, Tom didn't even send warmest regards or kindest regards.   Just regards.  The two of them are texting like they are workplace enemies.  

Lisa is quite possibly, the worst.  I know she has to be out there screaming about unfair editing. 

LOL at Rose.  Ed is just now realizing that she still has 4,000 FB friends, some of whom are equally creepy older white dudes.  

He is icky.  He wants another chance, not because he loves rose, but because he has invested a lot of money.  Also, he wants to spend the rest of his life with rose, but admits he is just "getting to know her" 

The rose/Ed storyline is really a twist.  It's heartening to see that she is keeping her pride in spite of her poverty and desperation.  She will take Ed back, but I'm still surprised.  

David better watch himself.  He is going to push too hard and end up disappearing.  I believe that some of those agencies are run by the mafia. 

This fool travelled like thousands of miles without a phone number.  I was thinking TLC might pull another twist out of their hat and Lana would be there. 

David is a fool.  He was so desperate and horny that be rejected that very nice and decent friend of his because she wouldn't have sex with him immediately.  Instead he is never going to have sex with this pretend person.   

[Kyanight]

22 minutes ago, RealReality said:

David is a fool.  He was so desperate and horny that be rejected that very nice and decent friend of his because she wouldn't have sex with him immediately.  Instead he is never going to have sex with this pretend person.   

He has his blow-up doll collection... so there's that.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Kyanight said:

He has his blow-up doll collection... so there's that.

LOL, tell me David wouldn't fit right into one of those documentaries about weird older dudes with a silicone dolls!  Those men are literally his people!  

I mean his conversation are "mmmmmmm....yeah" he can say that to a doll!

[gavinmac]

35 minutes ago, RealReality said:

 

This fool travelled like thousands of miles without a phone number.  I was thinking TLC might pull another twist out of their hat and Lana would be there. 

 

He only communicates with her through the love scam website, where he had to pay $1-$5  a message and she gets a cut of that. And the fact that she has never given him any other way to contact him should have been a major red flag that she has no interest in ever meeting him. Oh, that and the fact he visited Ukraine three times before and she didn't show up.

[RealReality]

5 minutes ago, gavinmac said:

He only communicates with her through the love scam website, where he had to pay $1-$5  a message and she gets a cut of that. And the fact that she has never given him any other way to contact him should have been a major red flag that she has no interest in ever meeting him. Oh, that and the fact he visited Ukraine three times before and she didn't show up.

Yeah, but that was when she had emergency surgery and then her brother died. I mean, this time she told him a dress color.  Totally legit. LOL. 

[mamadrama]

I know the bar keeps getting lowered, but I have trouble believing that there are still people as stupid as David out there. He can't believe what he's saying, I refuse to believe it. Nobody's that dumb. I think there's something else going on, and I haven't figured out what it is yet. I still think maybe this is all just fake, like with Caesar and Tim, and he's doing this as a favor to someone in production. I know all these people are fools, but David is a new low. 

Geoffrey and his double standards can go sit the fuck down. How many foreign women was HE talking to before settling on Varya? I can't even with this jackass. Manipulative and gaslighting asshole. Run, Varya, run!

Speaking of gaslighting, Tom is once again trying to do it with Darcy...He knows what to say to push her buttons. He can also GTFO with his "I want to see where this is going" and "I love her more than she'll know." No you don't. NOTHING about your actions, off or on the show, back these things up. At best you realized that she was your golden ticket and you needed to get an extra 15 minutes of fame to get back in the game. 

Ed has no business crying with his double standards. So far we've seen him lie to her at least twice, yet he's upset because she may not be truthful? He can go sit in a corner with David and Geoffrey. 

[kendi]

Lisa is the worst. She commands respect and she has shown zero respect to his friends and music associates. Insulting the food, calling his associates idiots, being rude to his friends and lording over his social media... she deserves all the treatment she's getting. She's just a nasty lady who is in denial that she's being used. She knows it and she knows her friends were warning her but she wanted to try to live her fantasy of celebrity life. I can't watch her any more. 

And I really don't like Ed and his crocodile tears. 

[mamadrama]

I actually like Usman and I feel sorry for him.

I can't believe the number of times this season I've caught myself thinking "Well at least Angela..." 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, kendi said:

Lisa is the worst. She commands respect...

She DEMANDS respect, that’s different. 

[Spike]

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

She DEMANDS respect, that’s different. 

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains the cashier rolled her eyes at her.  

Edited March 25, 2020 by Spike

[AZChristian]

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains rhe cashier rolled her eyes at her.  

At which point, the store manager would probably do the same.

[RealReality]

12 minutes ago, Spike said:

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains the cashier rolled her eyes at her.  

She is a Karen for sure.  She just needs the haircut and the minivan.  

What drives me over the edge with her is that she points her finger to punctuate her points when she is being bitchy.  It's a matter of time before that finger ends up in usmans face.  

Finger in the face is a hard no for me. 

* - no offense meant to those of you lovely people named Karen who drive minivans and have an asymmetric bob. 

[monagatuna]

Two of my dearest, most supportive and kind friends are named Karen, and I have yet to meet a Karen who fits the stereotype, yet I can't bring myself to stop using Karen as a pejorative! 

I, too, have had it with Ed. I think this season has gone very differently than he expected--he wanted to present himself as this sweet, lonely older dude who, due to his physical appearance, has had to look online for love. And yes, he's a flawed human who makes mistakes, but he owns up to his foibles and he really loves his Queen, so all is forgiven, right? Nah, Ed, we see right through you. You're not alone because you're short, fat, old, and disabled. You're alone because you're manipulative, racist, sexist, and you want to purchase a much younger bride who, aside from her extreme poverty and desperation, would otherwise not be interested in you. You know her financial situation and you use it to your advantage. Once this fight is over and she takes you back, how many times are you going to throw it in her face that you got her a single hotel room for a night because you "care about her safety"? Nope, not here for that. I'm not going to judge you on the transactional nature of your relationship--it's a fact and debating the morality of it is an exercise in futility--but if you're going to do things this way, the absolute least you can do is treat her like a human being.

 

I had a dream about this show last night! I was out at a bar with my friends and TLC was filming us specifically, though no one in the group was dating someone abroad. They were filming us because my ex had found a 90-day fiance and they wanted my reaction! (I haven't spoken to my ex in years and don't think about him really at all, but he had dated a handful of women overseas before we got together, so maybe that's why he popped into my head.) This is twice since the shelter-in-place order that I've dreamt about a TLC show. This has got to stop!

[Squee Bastard]

Usman should buy Lisa for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth. He would make a killing! Apparently there is a market for crass, rude, ugly blond women overseas.

[DEL901]

I am waiting for Ed to see Rose’s home and express surprise that non of his gifts are there.   He should have done his homework or maybe asked her what she and Prince needed?

[humbleopinion]

TODAY...After what seems like 7 years to the audience even though this is only the 6th episode we get to meet the

QUEEN of GHOSTING....LANA...

Lana has kept David dangling like a champion...no personal phone calls to her phone...has held him to only communicate through the dating website at $20/minute.

Hope he is using her personally recommended travel agency to set up his flight, his hotel, his rental car and that she gets a monetary kickback....

Brilliant cajoling, enticing, convincing him to visit her and the Ukraine for a record breaking 4th time..her picture must be up as employee of the month at the phone bank sweat shop she works out of....

Edited March 25, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Kyanight]

OK, this board is pretty strict compared to the board I usually post on, so if this goes against the grain or whatever, simply delete it, Mod.  This was a recap I read elsewhere about this episode, and it was funny!!

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives,
Episode 5:

Prince Joffrey & Varya:
The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya's dilapidated apartment, discussing their plans for the day. The KGB picks them up in a black van and takes them to some nature reserve, which Varya thinks will be right up Joffrey's alley. Though it's quite picturesque, it didn't overshadow the mental picture of exposed wiring and unfinished bathrooms, and Joffrey couldn't shake the idea that Varya might be using him to get out of dodge. He brings this up to her while standing on a pretty bridge in the park and asks if coming to America was her ultimate goal. She tries to explain her feelings by siting the famous Russian fairytale about the prince that shoots an arrow at a frog, and it turns out to be a princess with nipple tats.... (Sorry, still thinking about it from last week). Whatever the hell the story was about, it seemed to temporarily put Joffrey's mind at ease.
Later on they meet up with Varya's friends for dinner so they can all get to know Prince Joffrey. They started out slow, asking about his flight and making small talk, and then went in for the kill; What does he do for a living, kids, relationships, jail time served (ok not that one but not a bad idea...). Joffrey starts getting defensive just as Varyas's ponytailed friend blows up her spot and reveals he is not the first American Varya has talked to. Joffrey freaks out, yells at everyone, and storms out. He decides she's been dishonest, and he should leave Russia, all while wearing a baby yellow collared shirt which we all know is covering nipple tats.

Avery & Ashtray:
It appears that A&A migrated passed initial phase one and have consummated their relationship (without even taking an STD test, I might add).They happily discussed their first evening together, as Avery went straight to whipping up one of her famous salads. After getting stoned from salad, they set off to sightsee beautiful Melbourne, and Ashphalt even appeared to be wearing Avery's jeans- how adorable! They discussed the upcoming meeting with JackAsh's brother Antish, who seems less blinky and much more serious. Antish has some sinister Jafar-like quality about him that I can't put my finger on. He basically came to dinner and interviewed Avery, asking her a series of tough questions including her past failed relationships and her intentions for this current one. Avery set off major alarms for Antif when that
she-devil ordered a martini and inspired Ashhole to do the same.
Avery mentioned that the couple planned for Ash to move to America with his son, which looked like it was news to
Uncle Antish. I for one am looking forward to Avery meeting the ex wife, who I feel like might not have any idea that Ashtray told his flavor of the week she'd be ok letting his son move to the other side of the planet. Next!

Big Egg & Rosemarie's Baby:
After the Egg-splosion in the heat last week, the couple decided to use the air conditioning of a nearby nail salon to simmer down a bit. Big Egg joins his Queen in a mani/pedi (at least he knows her feet are clean!).
Ed takes this opportunity to discuss his concern with Rosemarie's large facebook friend population, and trying to fish around to see if she possibly had any other eggs in her basket. I didn't see any harm in him asking, seeing as how he did just fly all the way out there and sweated through his entire shirt just to be with her, but if he repeatedly asked her, I could see it being annoying. He asks Rose to disclose her past, which she refused to do (I mean, she looks like she's barely 18, so good news is there's probably not much time for a past), but no such luck.
Later when they went to dinner, Rose pretended to laugh at Ed pretending to stick chopsticks up his nose, in an attempt to appeal to her 6th grade humor. Before ordering but post chopsticks in the nose, Ed is super slick asking Rose for a "favor"; Could she possibly get tested for STDs? (Lucky they didn't film a few months later or he would have added a Coronavirus test too). Rose claimed she felt her "heart crack" and was highly offended. Her teeth were clenched, she seethed with anger and her throbbing zits were glowing little volcanoes of rage.
Ed tried to explain further that he knows nothing about her past, and isn't sure if she had been seeing other people. Rose still doesn't offer up any info, and instead requests that Ed take a test as well, which he agreed to but only in the U.S.
Big Egg is feeling hard boiled and decides to leave her crying at the table to go outside and get some air. She followed him out claiming she needed to go home alone, spitting fire as she talked, looking like the angry lovechild of the girl from Avatar and the girl from The Ring. The looks Rose gave him were terrifying. I'm now going to have to keep a crucifix next to the t.v. for her segments, which is confusing to my Judiasm. This whole scene just left me wondering what the hell they actually talked about for their brief three month LDR, or if they just stared at each other, making faces using puppy filters on Whatsapp.
After Big Egg called her a cab and got her a hotel room, he claimed he doesn't believe in love. All of the horses and all of the men, couldn't put big Egg together again. The end.

BGL & Assman:
Baby Girl Lisa and Assman are in their hotel room in Kaduna, watching food dribble out of Assman's mouth, giddy with excitment for BGL to finally see Sojaboy perform soon live on the big stage. Lisa is concerned that she'll have to fend off a bunch of his groupies with a stick, but she's ready for it.
BGL and Assman rolled up to a card & gift shop, which conveniently housed the very professional recording studio where the green card anthem "I'll be there for you Babygurllisa" was born. She even got to meet the music video director, which seemed to go pretty well, due to the language barrier. Assman translates that the director called her the "Queen of Queens", and BGL walked away thinking how nice everyone is in Nigergia....
Later the couple hit up a night spot for a casual business meeting with "Abba" (no, not the Dancing Queen Abba, the other one, Abba S-boy. Assman only associates with other Assmen and derivations of Sojaboy). Much like the rest of Sojaboy's esteemed colleagues, Abba chuckled upon seeing BGL for some mysterious reason. Sojaboy brought up Baby Girl's jealousy to Abba, who pointed out that female fans are very important in the music industry and chasing them away is a bad business move. But Sojaboy has his new momager now (move over Kris Jenner); what she says goes and she will NOT be disrespected. She proceeded to shut down Abba's strategies, by using a sock puppet hand gesture repeatedly, before telling him to shut up (including some other four letter word in there). With her hair scrunched tight, her headband in place, hoop earrings in full effect, she stormed off, crowning S-Boy the "most disrespectful Nigerian", and demanded Sojaboy leave with her.
Looks like she's going to have her work cut out for her next week, between fighting with Assman over "other bitches" and banning his friends from the premiere party. I will pray for you, babylove...

David & I Lana Come to America:
David hit up a jeweler to look for an engagement ring to propose when he finally meets his Ukrainian bombshell, Take 4. David feels his soon-to-be fiance might like a CZ instead of a diamond (probably just hoping she wouldn't notice the difference), as it would be extra sparkly on her "small hands"(I mean, she might just have small hands but it was so creepy coming from him). He could have splurged, depending on the return policy, because it seems pretty unlikely that she will show.
David is packing, of course bringing his "massage oil", as I grab that barf bucket from Sojaboy's house again real quick....
(I will at this time confirm David is wearing a toupee, thanks to severely unflattering camera angles by some shady cameramen). He said goodbye to his cat "Mothra", (who better not be riding his unicycle while he's gone), as he walked passed his Boflex and into the car with his friend Jim to head to the airport. Jim discussed all of the concerns he had for David getting hurt with the elusive Lana, but hes a man on a mission
David touched ground in Odessa, where he was met by his former reject mail order bride, Anya. They've kept in touch for the last 12 years (so what was she 15 when he met her?!), and are still friends, leaving one to wonder if they are "friends with sexy emoji benefits".
Even Anya warns David that Lana may be just using him for money. David explains that they have to meet this time, as they need photos together in order to apply for the Visa, which is their relationship glue. Anya leaves David getting into a hotel elevator, where he awkwardly smiled at her before realizing he had to push the button ( personal favorite part).
Can't wait to see Dave does the Ukraine.

Stephanie & Erika not Shmerika:
This episode we finally got to meet Erika with a K, who is absolutely adorable. Her hair is super fun, she lives in the Outback steakhouse, and takes pictures of kangaroos- what could bad?! She has a chat with her two best friends in lawn chairs about meeting Stephanie. Her family doesn't officially know she's bi-sexual, so that could possibly come up as a storyline. They finally meet at the airport and are all smiles and giggles petting each others' pretty hair and saying "omg! I cant believe it omg!". They're just a cute little intermission between the other segments, but I can't really tell where the story will go. In any case, I LOVE Australia and they both have amazing hair, so at least it'll be fun to look at.

Yolander party of 1:
Yolander is wiggling around her apartment complex, complaining that Williams dropped off the face of Instagram. He finally reached out to her via text and said he got locked out of his IG (must've been hacked by Nigerian scammers!). This seemed logical to Yolander, so she plans on moving forward with her trip to the U.K.geria.
She met up with her girlfriend Kim at a store appropriately named "Hottie" to shop for the perfect outfit to wear when meeting Williams (hope she picks something purple to match her eyeliner). Kim expresses her doubt about this William's character, trying to point out all one million red flags, but Yolanda feels invested. Are we actually going to watch her go to England? Mind the gap between your ears, Yolander.

Noticeably missing this week was Darcey, who gets to have her showdown with Tom next week. Can't wait!

26 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

TODAY...After what seems like 7 years to the audience even though this is only the 6th episode we get to meet the

QUEEN of GHOSTING....LANA...

Lana has kept David dangling like a champion...no personal phone calls to her phone...has held him to only communicate through the dating website at $20/minute.

Hope he is using her personally recommended travel agency to set up his flight, his hotel, his rental car and that she gets a monetary kickback....

Brilliant cajoling, enticing, convincing him to visit her and the Ukraine for a record breaking 4th time..her picture must be up as employee of the month at the phone bank sweat shop she works out of....

Or HE works out of.....     No guarantees that David's small handed Lana isn't a Larry.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

10 hours ago, magemaud said:

She DEMANDS respect, that’s different. 

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains the cashier rolled her eyes at her.  

When she gets no satisfaction, she storms off, vowing never to shop at that Wal-Mart again! 

2 hours ago, monagatuna said:

I had a dream about this show last night! I was out at a bar with my friends

being out at a bar with friends is certainly a dream right now. I'd recommend going back to sleep and seeing if you can continue the dream. 

[AZChristian]

30 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

Avery & Ashtray:
. . . Ashphalt even appeared to be wearing Avery's jeans- how adorable! 

Big Egg & Rosemarie's Baby:
All of the horses and all of the men, couldn't put big Egg together again. The end.

BGL & Assman:
Much like the rest of Sojaboy's esteemed colleagues, Abba chuckled upon seeing BGL for some mysterious reason. ... But Sojaboy has his new momager now (move over Kris Jenner); what she says goes and she will NOT be disrespected. 

Yolander party of 1:
Yolander is wiggling around her apartment complex, complaining that Williams dropped off the face of Instagram. He finally reached out to her via text and said he got locked out of his IG (must've been hacked by Nigerian scammers!).

What I've quoted above are some of my favorite lines.  

Serious question (as someone who doesn't "do" Instagram.  If people report you as a fraud (like maybe the guy whose picture Williams is using), can/does Instagram lock you out of your own account?  That seems like it would be a REAL possibility for "Williams" not being there all of a sudden.

[Spike]

Okay both Stephanie and Erika threw their dirty suitcases on the bed.  Even though Stephanie supposedly can easily die from random infections.

[gavinmac]

So we have learned that Geoffrey is one of those "My girlfriend can't have any male friends" guys.

Not a surprise.

Why would a guy go to an online dating website featuring Russian women seeking American partners, and then connect with a Russian woman on the site,  and call her his girlfriend, and fly all the way to Russia to see her, just to immediately start berating her about being a green card scamming whore who is just looking for a ticket to America?

 

[RealReality]

24 minutes ago, gavinmac said:

So we have learned that Geoffrey is one of those "My girlfriend can't have any male friends" guys.

Not a surprise.

Why would a guy go to an online dating website featuring Russian women seeking American partners, and then connect with a Russian woman on the site,  and call her his girlfriend, and fly all the way to Russia to see her, just to immediately start berating her about being a green card scamming whore who is just looking for a ticket to America?

 

So that once he magnanimously "forgives her" he can throw "Russian whore" in her face whenever he wants to make her feel shitty.  Good men don't understand these tactics, so it probably seems weird.  But he is saving up his list of grievances, real and imagined for use at a later date.  

[humbleopinion]

Rose should have used those"things" to jam them into BigEgo's face...pulled them out and jammed them in again for Prince...

Then ask for a to go box, packed up the sushi and fresh mango drink and eat in the crew van.....

Darcy's outfit in the tease...covers her shoulders and upper arm flab but funnels her engorged silicone tits up front and center....they look angry....

[humbleopinion]

 I’ll take Tattoo for 200, Alex...

The answer is ....Nipple Tattoo...

The question is.... what is a .....TITTITOO.

Geoffrey’s Starbucks name....

Edited March 26, 2020 by humbleopinion

[mamadrama]

13 hours ago, Spike said:

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains the cashier rolled her eyes at her.  

Oh, she's a total Karen. 

8 hours ago, gavinmac said:

So we have learned that Geoffrey is one of those "My girlfriend can't have any male friends" guys.

Not a surprise.

Why would a guy go to an online dating website featuring Russian women seeking American partners, and then connect with a Russian woman on the site,  and call her his girlfriend, and fly all the way to Russia to see her, just to immediately start berating her about being a green card scamming whore who is just looking for a ticket to America?

 

Guys like that are constantly looking for ways to play victim so that when they do lash out at their partner they feel morally justified. 

[magemaud]

What a beauty. “And THIS is BibbygulLeesuh” 

Edited March 26, 2020 by magemaud

[Spike]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

What a beauty 

She looks like the fetal pig we dissected in biology class.

[magemaud]

I am totally unmoved by Geoffrey’s or Ed’s tears, but I am intrigued about Geoff and Rose both checking into hotels without even a toothbrush 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

She looks like the fetal pig we dissected in biology class

I can picture her in her regular spot, slumped over an ashtray and empty glasses at the end of a dive bar. 

[Jennifersdc]

On 3/25/2020 at 2:56 AM, mamadrama said:

I actually like Usman and I feel sorry for him.

I can't believe the number of times this season I've caught myself thinking "Well at least Angela..." 

I’ve said that to Mr. DC at least 1/2 dozen times. Who knew the bar could get any lower?

[Squee Bastard]

12 hours ago, magemaud said:

What a beauty. “And THIS is BibbygulLeesuh” 

OMG! She makes Grangela and Laura look like beauties!

[kendi]

59 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

I’ve said that to Mr. DC at least 1/2 dozen times. Who knew the bar could get any lower?

When it comes to this show, I don't think we can ever believe we've hit bottom. 

I was on Twitter and saw Lisa referred to as Babygirl Visa

[Colfrmb2]

It’s too bad these shows are filmed so far in the past.  I would love it if the viewers could communicate with the “love seekers”.  I would be texting Varya screen shots of Geoffrey with his long time female friend back home where she professes her attraction for him and say, “hey, Vee, ask him about this one!”  Has he mentioned this woman to her yet?  I think not.

[Baltimore Betty]

53 minutes ago, kendi said:

I was on Twitter and saw Lisa referred to as Babygirl Visa

I love that!!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

On 3/25/2020 at 12:31 PM, DEL901 said:

I am waiting for Ed to see Rose’s home and express surprise that non of his gifts are there.   He should have done his homework or maybe asked her what she and Prince needed?

I am quite sure those gifts were stock for Rose's sisters store.

[magemaud]

David has oversized polo shirts in every color under the rainbow! For his meeting with Lana, he has chosen purple. I guess he is also planning to wear it for either "horseback riding or bowling" or both. Is Lana going to wear her blue dress for that? If I was meeting a woman for the first time after a 7 year online "relationship," I don't think getting on a horse or heading to the bowling alley would be my first order of business, but hey, that's just me. 

[Spike]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

David has oversized polo shirts in every color under the rainbow! For his meeting with Lana, he has chosen purple. I guess he is also planning to wear it for either "horseback riding or bowling" or both. Is Lana going to wear her blue dress for that? If I was meeting a woman for the first time after a 7 year online "relationship," I don't think getting on a horse or heading to the bowling alley would be my first order of business, but hey, that's just me. 

A blue dress to match his balls.

[Kyanight]

3 hours ago, kendi said:

When it comes to this show, I don't think we can ever believe we've hit bottom. 

I was on Twitter and saw Lisa referred to as Babygirl Visa

On FB someone called her Bellygirl Visa, lol

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

David has oversized polo shirts in every color under the rainbow! For his meeting with Lana, he has chosen purple. I guess he is also planning to wear it for either "horseback riding or bowling" or both. Is Lana going to wear her blue dress for that? If I was meeting a woman for the first time after a 7 year online "relationship," I don't think getting on a horse or heading to the bowling alley would be my first order of business, but hey, that's just me. 

Since he probably knows in the back of his mind that no one is showing up, he might as well dress comfortably.  No bowling, no horseback riding - but maybe he can go to a bar there and drown his sorrows in vodka.

[RealReality]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

David has oversized polo shirts in every color under the rainbow! For his meeting with Lana, he has chosen purple. I guess he is also planning to wear it for either "horseback riding or bowling" or both. Is Lana going to wear her blue dress for that? If I was meeting a woman for the first time after a 7 year online "relationship," I don't think getting on a horse or heading to the bowling alley would be my first order of business, but hey, that's just me. 

In news you didn't care about, David inspired me to try making a purple and blue themed soap this weekend

3 hours ago, Spike said:

A blue dress to match his balls.

Dead! 💀💀💀

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 hour ago, Kyanight said:

On FB someone called her Bellygirl Visa, lol

Since he probably knows in the back of his mind that no one is showing up, he might as well dress comfortably.  No bowling, no horseback riding - but maybe he can go to a bar there and drown his sorrows in vodka.

He ought to be able to get that good shit too! Like when you go to Mexico to buy the good vanilla, or to the hood to get the good soul food. 

[Gobi]

14 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

He ought to be able to get that good shit too! Like when you go to Mexico to buy the good vanilla, or to the hood to get the good soul food. 

Mexico is known for its vanilla?

[AZChristian]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Mexico is known for its vanilla?

Oh, YES.  All of the border towns and cruise ports make a LOT of money from it.