S24.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose

[OnceSane]

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Peter's romantic journey is coming to an unbelievable conclusion. After the shocking ending to the fantasy suite dates, Peter, Hannah and Madison travel to Alice Springs, Australia.

Airs March 9, 2020.

[tennisgurl]

I think I speak for many of us, when I say, I could not be happier that this season is ending, and we can all pretend it never happened. 

[leighdear]

Stupid Bachelor, shallow, vindictive, trashy and nasty women, boring dates, constant chaos.....It LITERALLY couldn't have been worse, unless somebody died.  Seriously. 

[Riplet68]

Let the wild rumpus start

[tennisgurl]

This season is just exhausting, with all of the obvious producer manipulation, Peter changing the rules every five seconds, him keeping around obvious villains way beyond their expiration date, awkward dates, so much crying and yelling, everyone seems miserable. Its just hard to care, even in the semi ironic way that I normally do.

[leighdear]

Ha!  Don't bet on it, Chris Harrison.

[SallyAlbright]

Only here for the baby kangaroos! Peter sucks and his mother is obnoxious. Hope both girls dump him 😂

[Mu Shu]

Peter sounds like a moron describing Hannah Ann to his family. What did he even say?

[phlebas]

Hahahahahaah did he leave Hannah Ann sitting in the car while he went in to talk to his parents about Madi?  I hope he cracked a window.

And don;t lie to your mom, Peter. You did not think saying bye to Madi was the best choice for you that night. She just left.

[JenE4]

Peter’s brother trusts Peter’s judgment. That’s mistake number one. But Mama Webber doesn’t seem like she’s going to let Peter make his own decisions...which is probably why Peter seemingly has little experience thinking for himself and making critical decisions.

[SallyAlbright]

Peter's Mom did NOT like hearing that Madison challenged her baby boy over the fantasy suites. Instant angry face. 

Living with his parents and having his mom be this involved in his life is why Peter is a grown man-child that cannot make a decision for himself. 

[JenE4]

Mom is saying “I’m looking for someone who...” This is not your fiancée, Mom.

Edited March 10, 2020 by JenE4

[TheFinalRose]

Hannah Ann's dress straps are taking over. 

[nutty1]

Ugh. How Peter was fawning all over HannahAnn when with his parents. That was creepy. 

[Mu Shu]

Wait, how are you all seeing madi? I’m seeing the Hannah intro to the fam dram.

[leighdear]

Even though they're the same age, I think Hannah Ann is a better actress than Madison.  Both are immature, but Madison I find more childish & stunted. 

I could be WAY off.....and I actually don't really care.....*LOL*  Just my impression. 

[SallyAlbright]

If a guy groped me like that while I talked to his parents I would punch him in the face. What a weird ass family the Webers are. 

[tennisgurl]

Can we leave Fantasy Suite talk out of meet the parent dates please and thank you?

[JenE4]

“I feel like I’ve known you my whole life,” Mom says after knowing Hannah Ann for 2 hours tops. This woman is just more and insufferable--and she didn’t even get to the histrionic pleas yet!

[phlebas]

Just now, tennisgurl said:

Can we leave Fantasy Suite talk out of meet the parent dates please and thank you?

These are the people who almost gave their son a standing ovation when they found out the details about the windmill.  They want to know that shit.

[TheFinalRose]

I assume they cut out the scene of Mamma Weber fainting when she saw her widdle boy's boo boo for the first time.  

[nlkm9]

Oh good lord i can’t stand the mom. Blech. Wonder how many times she rehearsed that line and how much glycerin they used to coax a tear .

Peter picks mommy !! Yay!!

[phlebas]

Man, Uluru is beautiful

[nlkm9]

Oh good lord those eyelashes are sooo scary 😂

[leighdear]

Those earrings are beyond ridiculous.  Idiot.

[Suzysite]

This, like, season is so, like, gross that I will need Clare to be a, like, palate cleanser to get the, like, yuck off.  

[EllenB]

"Peter's journey comes to an eh."

His family likes Hannah (Anna) because they don't have to learn a new name from last year.  I noticed they called her Hannah instead of Hannah Anna.

[dizzyd]

All the kudos to Aussieland for existing 😍 Eyelashes have never been scarier, they have their own zip code and online accounts surely. 

[Mu Shu]

Madi has super dry and damaged hair. She must have bleached it at one point.

[leighdear]

Her hair looks trashed.  And is that grey in the front of her center part?

2 minutes ago, Suzysite said:

This, like, season is so, like, gross that I will need Clare to be a, like, palate cleanser to get the, like, yuck off.  

They don't make enough Purell to cleanse us from this filth.  *LOL*  Well, not that we could actually get wit this stupid virus around....

[phlebas]

I think Madi is smarter than Peter.  Not that it's a high bar.

[tennisgurl]

Just cut back to some kangaroos or something, that will get me invested again.

[SallyAlbright]

Come on Madison, just dump him. You are just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, go home! 

[Artsda]

The eyelashes are distracting.

[dizzyd]

If you don’t know what to do, my advice is RUN! Or fly, those eyelashes are like built in wings, she can be her own pilot.  Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edited March 10, 2020 by dizzyd

[neece26]

Peter acts like a little boy around Madi.  

[SallyAlbright]

1 minute ago, neece26 said:

Peter acts like a little boy around Madi.  

That's why his Mommy doesn't want her. She'd be competition! Only one woman can control Petey...

[CraftyHazel]

I just like, feel like Madison is so like, inarticulate and like, vapid, and like, unable to like, put together like, a sentence that like, means like, like, anything like, close to like, intelligent.  Like, Peter is like, no like, prize or anything, but like, I would like, have to like, slap a like, thesaurus like, down on like, the table in front of her and like, tell her to like, read.

[EllenB]

I don't mind Madison's eyelashes or hair.  To me, it shows that she's not used to wearing a lot of makeup or wanting to look PERFECT.  She looks like a normal young woman who is more into sports.

[phlebas]

Punch him in the pencil, Madi.  Don't let him mistreat an Auburn girl.

[nutty1]

I love how Madi told Peter how his decisions affected their relationship and I hate how Peter tried to turn it around to blame her. 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

If you don’t know what to do, my advice is RUN! Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️

Right. If you’re “barely hanging on by a string,” then listen to your instincts. She’s only hanging in there because she’s brainwashed by “the journey.” On the other hand, she expected Peter to “commit” to HER and not sleep with the other contestants when, as she readily admits, she wasn’t in love with him yet by that time. So if you’re only dating HIM and “your heart isn’t there yet,” how do you expect Peter to choose you and only you when he’s still dating two others?

[Riplet68]

I LOVE that Madi has feelings like any normal human and puts it out there.  The whole, “I’m in relationships with other women.” Doesn’t fly with me.  They should respect the contestant and themselves  enough to NOT want to sleep with anyone unless it’s the one they KNOW they want.  What Hannah did last year was skeevy because she was never gonna pick Peter because she had stronger feelings for others.  Peter was never gonna pick Victoria, he shouldn’t have slept with her.  
 

oooh, Madi just made the perfect point, this is supposed to be the easy and fun part of dating.

[leighdear]

Jeez, they cant even LOOK at each other.  What the hell is that?

[Mu Shu]

Madison is doing a great job of making Peter hand over his balls. Now the fight with his large headed mother for total dominance of the man child can commence. 

[nlkm9]

so Hannah will be watching him beg Madi to stay. Ugh.

[SallyAlbright]

I also like that Madison is not perfect looking. We are so used to seeing Instagram face and hair extensions. Her skin has pores, her eyelashes are clumpy, and her hair is a little damaged. Still think she's very pretty and refreshingly normal looking. Much more appealing to me than the more "perfect" people we've seen on this show who have had fillers and botox by age 23. 

[leighdear]

She's a child.  Give her a juice box & a cookie, then send her back to her mommy & daddy where she belongs. 

[bosawks]

“How much do you love me” as a declarative statement followed up by a weird tongue between the teeth thing!?!?

Has the whole season been this blech?

[Suzysite]

Madi clearly doesn't want Peter kissing her.  She keeps picturing where those lips have been recently.  

I just made myself gag.