S14.E08: Let’s Get Metaphysical

[KungFuBunny]

At the Miravel Resort, Tamra tries to mediate a peace between Kelly and Shannon; Vicki arrives and finds herself in hot water with Kelly; after an aerial yoga class, Tamra confronts Emily about not inviting her and Shannon to Las Vegas.

Airs 9/24/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[chenoa333]

I cannot stand ANY of these women. There used to be a time where I couldn't stand some of them but still watched in a "love to hate" kind of way. Now, I just hate this franchise. But I will never stop posting here. I'm still swimming in the ocean of snark.

[KungFuBunny]

Gina that's not happy you feel - that's the alcohol hitting your blood stream

Fuck you Gina

[Straycat80]

Maybe the crystal healer could smack Shannon on the head with a crystal and cure her. Honestly all these women are dingbats. 

No Kelly, the problem is all the alcohol being drunk. 

Edited September 25, 2019 by Straycat80

[Mindthinkr]

I can’t believe that Kelly just hit (slapped) Gina on the top of her head. Has she no boundaries? 

[Emmeline]

Most of the employees at Miravel look like hippies.  No thank you for me, on that place.  I am really growing to hate Gina.  What a “B”.

 If I were Emily, I wouldn’t have wanted all the ladies at her performance either.

Edited September 25, 2019 by Emmeline

[KungFuBunny]

Gina was afraid to go to Vegas because of how that might be perceived in court

But filming on a show holding a fishbowl of wine and then saying "Let's just Party" is just dandy

Yeah right, fuck you Gina

Edited September 25, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Mindthinkr]

The staff at Miraval are having a good laugh (when they’re not dumbstruck) at these ladies antics. 

[dosodog]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I can’t believe that Kelly just hit (slapped) Gina on the top of her head. Has she no boundaries? 

Nope.

One day she's going to hit someone on the head and they're going to punch her into next week.

And I'm a bad person because I hope the cameras are rolling when it happens.

[TexasGal]

Kelly needs to calm the eff down.  I wonder if these poor hippie staffers have ever heard such stupidity.  They are going to need a nice cleansing after these harpies leave. 

[Straycat80]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

The staff at Miraval are having a good laugh (when they’re not dumbstruck) at these ladies antics. 

The staff probably turned the electricity off on purpose hoping these crazy bitches would pack up and leave. 

[Pickles]

Gina’s favorite word is f***. 

[Andi27]

At least the power came back on.

[esco1822]

Wow, Kelly. That’s how an “accomplished” woman behaves? What a freaking psycho.

[Mindthinkr]

We need some kind of bitch on this show that can stand up successfully to Kelly. She is so unkind when drinking. 

[Bronzedog]

Tamra needed Vicki to tell her Kelly is aggressive?  Really????

Kelly might owe Gina a muffin basket because as long as Gina is there, Kelly might not be the worst one.  Still too early to call it.

Edited September 25, 2019 by Bronzedog

[pieinmyeye]

I want to know what Kelly has accomplished beside marrying rich?

[Andi27]

How can you show a commercial for the Mr. Rogers movie during this show?

[FlyingEgret]

1 minute ago, pieinmyeye said:

I want to know what Kelly has accomplished beside marrying rich?

I am assuming that selling zero-calorie water doesn't count?

[esco1822]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

I am assuming that selling zero-calorie water doesn't count?

We have no evidence she actually sold any water. But if she did, it was gluten free water.

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

How can you show a commercial for the Mr. Rogers movie during this show?

Hah! The way Shannon is acting, it should have been a commercial for Mr. Bill

[whydoievencare]

Kelly's behaviour just escalates and escalates.  There's nothing anyone can seemingly do to calm her down.  I don't think it's just anger - her behaviour makes me think of someone who has borderline personality disorder.  She's seriously disturbed.

[Mindthinkr]

Gina needs to cut her hair. The weight of it is affecting her brain. 

[Mar]

https://allaboutthetea.com/2019/04/30/kelly-dodds-violent-bar-fight-exposed/

This is from April.

[Grumpbump]

Why do they have their purses????  Kelly had her purse at Tamras and Shannons

Edited September 25, 2019 by Grumpbump

[Straycat80]

Kelly is really pushing it. She’s going to loss her orange and that would be ok with me. At this point I don’t like any of these crazies. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Grumpbump said:

Why do they have their purses????

So no one steals their drugs. 

[pieinmyeye]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I am assuming that selling zero-calorie water doesn't count?

She invested in the company. She better hope it’s a success.

[KungFuBunny]

No Shannon...if you had a "concussion" the doctor wouldn't say you can drink.

Obviously you asked him if you could drink alcohol, so you knew it was bullshit.

Stop acting like you had a TBI

[Grumpbump]

I am so confused.   What happened to the spread by the executive chefs??  That they had to ask Vickie to bring them fast food?  

[pieinmyeye]

7 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Hah! The way Shannon is acting, it should have been a commercial for Mr. Bill

MR. BILL!! Loved Mr. Bill back in the day.

[Mindthinkr]

They are on a diet, they had private chefs, but they need to have Vicki bring them In and Out burgers. Pick a lane women. You aren’t so health conscious  (and ingesting a lot of calories through the booze) as you want us to believe you are. 

[KungFuBunny]

Isn't this a "spa" where you go to cleanse your body of toxins??

You have chefs there and waitstaff but instead you get In And Out Burgers and drink Tequila?

[Bronzedog]

What would be great is if they sell Kelly’s water in a bottle that has a label with the first line being a crossed out Diamond Water, second line - Black Water crossed out, and, on the third line, whatever Kelly’s gluten free water is named.

[Straycat80]

Shannon’s traumatic head injury sure healed fast with the alcohol, screaming, yelling and wrestling with the other women until 4 AM.  

[dosodog]

7 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I am assuming that selling zero-calorie water doesn't count?

6 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

We have no evidence she actually sold any water. But if she did, it was gluten free water.

I finally watched last weeks episode and the head scratcher for me was her also promoting it as dairy free.

shifts eyes over to the left, with a slight head tilt to the right

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Hah! The way Shannon is acting, it should have been a commercial for Mr. Bill

OHHHHH NOOOOOO!

I like Shannon and that is spot on.  In her defense. Tamra wound her up to the hospital reaction.  And people do die from what they think is a minor knock to the head and go about their business.

Anytime I smack my head, Natasha Richardson crosses my mind.  

[pieinmyeye]

9 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

I am so confused.   What happened to the spread by the executive chefs??  That they had to ask Vickie to bring them fast food?  

Didn’t they change villas? Maybe it was left behind.

Edited September 25, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[Mindthinkr]

Kelly is there to work on herself...bwahaha. 

[esco1822]

Emily, get your dirty sneakers off the bed.

[Bronzedog]

Gina is really a bitch.

[Mr. Miner]

Kelly needs to be shot with a tranquilizer dart. 😳

[Grumpbump]

2 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Didn’t they change villa? Maybe it was left behind.

I thought Brauwyn, Kelly, send Emily drove to Shannon's villa where the spread was.   Then it looked like they took the food back to their villa.  I think. 

[Straycat80]

Well, Emily has a point about Gina drinking especially after a DUI. Actually I don’t care about either one of these idiots fighting about whose problems are the worst.   This spa retreat is a joke. 

[Mr. Miner]

How am I suppose to unsee Icki waddling out of the bedroom? 🤮😟

Edited September 25, 2019 by Mr. Minor
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[Andi27]

Gina is an idiot. After everything she's seen from these women, she really thinks she has some kind of long lasting bond with Shannon and Tamra ? And will throw Emily, who, whatever you think of her, does seem like a good friend, to the wayside at the drop of a hat?

[chenoa333]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

Kelly needs to be shot with a tranquilizer dart. 😳

And I'm going to take it one step crueler and say....and then she should be euthanized. (I'm not serious folks!)

I feel sorry for the wildlife living within a hundred miles of these crazy bitches.

Edited September 25, 2019 by chenoa333

[Grumpbump]

23 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

So no one steals their drugs. 

You are so f***** smart.   I just heard Kelly offer Gina a Xanax to calm down.   When you're right,  you're right 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

How am I suppose to unsee Icki waddling out of the bedroom. 🤮😟

Shall I send you to that spa so you too can experience the tranquility?

I wonder if anyone can book Kelly for a head banging to get some sense. Nah. I’d have to wear ear plugs the whole time. Not worth it. 

[Straycat80]

If Kelly has Xanax she’s apparently not taking it. These women are so miserable, all they do is cry. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

If Kelly has Xanax she’s apparently not taking it. These women are so miserable, all they do is cry. 

Alcohol is a depressant. Their drinking just exacerbates their problems and sorrows.