S15.E11: The Men Tell All

[OnceSane]

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Hannah faces the men she rejected, and the 17 jilted bachelors confront her; Luke P.'s stunning final standoff in Greece is revealed; a preview of Season 6 of "Bachelor in Paradise."

Airs July 22, 2019.

[CindyBee]

Wasn't at first going to watch 2 hours of Luke P but since my TV seems to find its way to ABC on Monday nights, here I am.  

[DEL901]

So Jed got clarity too?   Small world.  

Eta.  Luke has been sent home twice.   Time for a restraining order.  

Edited July 23, 2019 by DEL901

[nutty1]

I’m in a crabby mood today so I’m going to be shallow.  Hannah's hair looks terrible. 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

Wasn't at first going to watch 2 hours of Luke P but since my TV seems to find its way to ABC on Monday nights, here I am.  

Exactly what I was going to say. This episode is going to be dreck, a pile on of Luke and a bunch of bitchiness by The Cast Offs. I was going to skip it but then, like you said, here I am.

I think all of these remaining men AND Hannah are not very good people. And then we get treated to High Hair Garrett and the rest of the Self Righteous who got sent home by Windmill Jesus. I mean Hannah. Ugh.

[CindyBee]

Hahahahahaha,  Luke just standing in line like he belongs there.   Granted the producers gave their okay but still hilarious.  

[TheFinalRose]

Standoff at the rose podium of clarity.

[EllenB]

Why does it take Hannah HotMess a half hour to say a 10-word sentence?

And piss on the producers for allowing, and encouraging, that stalker to return.

The three guys moving forward was so fakety choreographed.

Edited July 23, 2019 by EllenB

[laschifosavita]

1 minute ago, nutty1 said:

I’m in a crabby mood today so I’m going to be shallow.  Hannah's hair looks terrible. 

Just her hair? I love her, but this is not her day.

[DEL901]

Clenched fist again.  Won’t listen to her.   Thinks only his feelings count.   Yup.  There’s a prize.   

[AnyTimeFromNow]

Hey ABC and The Bachelorette Producers, "No" means "No". Have you learned nothing in the last year? Why are you subjecting this woman to harassment by a man she already said "No" to??

[JenE4]

When she picked up the rose podium and moved it in front of Luke. 🤣🤣🤣

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

Clenched fist again.  Won’t listen to her.   Thinks only his feelings count.   Yup.  There’s a prize.   

The way he said 'listen' gave me chills.   And not in a good way.   Total psycho

[bosawks]

Luke is doing a service to the rest of the world with putting a big neon sign on himself saying, “DO NOT DATE!”

[ECM1231]

2 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

The way he said 'listen' gave me chills.   And not in a good way.   Total psycho

Exactly! He scares me!

[nutty1]

ABC should not allow this. You know they arranged this. This is harassment and bullying. 

[DEL901]

He knows for a fact that she didn’t understand him?   Oh, there have been jerks on the show, but Luke has set a new standard for assholes.  Guy is delusional.  

Eta.  Wow.   In the preview, he just keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole, doesn’t he?

Edited July 23, 2019 by DEL901

[laschifosavita]

The music keeps making me paranoid that Luke's coming back again. It's like a horror movie.

[nutty1]

Peter reminds me a little of Reid tonight. My all time favorite ❤️

[EllenB]

Did anyone else think of Michael Scott at Phyllis' wedding? 😁

[JenE4]

For the love of Bidet Jesus, how many times do they have to tell Luke to leave?!?

[alexa]

Can someone in their boredom while watching give brief summaries as the show moves along?  My network is out for storms. Thank you!

[jette]

TPTB enabled this and who knows what they told Luke. I feel badly for all five of them.

But Jed can still STFU.

Edited July 23, 2019 by jette
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[TheFinalRose]

Always Be Cam lucked out this season because he started out as the villain and now everyone is like, "Who?"

[Riplet68]

THAT WAS AWESOME!  I feel so bad that TPTB put her through that and encouraged him and brought him back (twice), but the payoff is amazing!!!!

i also thought the step forward was way too choreographed, and peter was reluctant to, but EVERYTHING Tyler said was perfect.  I just one of the guys had put his arm around her or held her hand or something.

i can’t decide if Luke is really that delusional, or just a good actor.  The only thing I can think of is that he thinks his god told him Hannah was his wife, and god can’t be wrong.

[DEL901]

Jed stepped up to help.   He was a bit too gleeful but I could understand his emotion.  Tyler really stood up for her.   I loved when Luke got mad at Jed. And Tyler quietly said “ or what” when Luke kind of threatened Jed.  

And then there is Peter.   Peter stood with the others, but did he speak up?   Did I miss something?

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

ABC should not allow this. You know they arranged this. This is harassment and bullying. 

Totally agree. The hate is overpowering, here and on the show. I'm done being manipulated. Right now I dislike everyone on this show, including CH. I hate what TPTB have done to create its self-professed Most Dramatic Season EVER. Baloney.

You can find me at American Ninja Warrior, where everyone is upbeat and positive and cheering for each other to succeed.

[CindyBee]

5 minutes ago, alexa said:

Can someone in their boredom while watching give brief summaries as the show moves along?  My network is out for storms. Thank you!

Luke is now having verbal diarrhea sitting on the coach with Chris at the Men Tell All.   

[laschifosavita]

What show did Luke think he was on?

[DEL901]

I was thinking how all the guys hate Luke.   Even Chad had a friend, Canadian Daniel.   

[Riplet68]

Ok, so his answer about not wanting someone to be having arc the night before makes total sense, but he’s leaving A LOT out

ETA: sex not arc 

Edited July 23, 2019 by Riplet68

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, laschifosavita said:

What show did Luke think he was on?

Obviously not the Bachelorette as I guess he thought after getting the first impression rose that he "won".  

[Mswldflwr]

She says it wasn't Luke's business to ask her about her sexcapades.  Haven't they been encouraging people to discuss their sexual past for, I don't know, decades now?  I don't care if this is the Bachelorette and people know what they're signing up for. It would be extremely gross to sleep with several men in a week's time and I can't blame a guy that would not want any part of that -- especially if you're going to propose marriage.  And yes, Hannah, that would make you a slut and you should be ashamed if you behaved that way.

[ECM1231]

Yeah well you WERE judging her, dude!

[tennisgurl]

Will anyone tell Luke that no means fucking no?!? 

[DEL901]

He could have mitigated a lot of vitriol if he would just admit what he did wrong, but he can’t see where HE went wrong.   

[CindyBee]

2 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Yeah well you WERE judging her, dude!

I just yelled that at my TV "you WERE judging her".   

[adhoc]

So they're back from commercial, CH is starting to talk to Luke, and I'm out. Not interested in more Luke bashing.

Put me in the camp that believes that Production urged Luke to go back to Hannah at the rose ceremony.  Maybe they told him that Hannah still had feelings for him--I wouldn't put it past them to say that.

And Chris Harrison, pretending that "there are 3 guys and 2 roses" when all the time he knew Luke was coming back, courtesy of the crackerjack production/handler staff.  And pretending that he's shocked at Luke's reappearance.  

You know what I hate as much as Luke's egotistical righteousness? TPTB manipulating him again and again to milk the drama at his expense. As I said last week, we got it. Enough is enough.

YMMV

Edited July 23, 2019 by adhoc

[TheFinalRose]

14 minutes ago, jette said:

But Jed can still STFU.

Yeah. Dude needs to take a look in the mirror.  

[talktoomuch]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Will anyone tell Luke that no means fucking no?!? 

But it doesn't for Luke. It means "try harder." And it doesn't for this show. It means "more dramah."

[laschifosavita]

I feel like he's trying to seem passionate, but it's like you could see that no neurons were firing inside his head during this interview. It's like Chris is a professor and Luke hasn't done any of the reading. He keeps looking at Chris blankly like he is trying to will any thought to come into his mind.

[JenE4]

 

[DEL901]

6 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Will anyone tell Luke that no means fucking no?!? 

It didn’t the first time she sent him home.   Just reinforced his belief that no means try harder.  

[tennisgurl]

I mean, I’m judging just a tad.

[EllenB]

Yay, Devin!

Did Luke think he was the star of the show?

Edited July 23, 2019 by EllenB

[CindyBee]

Haahahhaaha, love that Chris called Luke out on his "rescuing"  Hannah.   

[talktoomuch]

What in the Liberace hell is Devin wearing???? I know I'm too old now...

[CindyBee]

Is Luke praying during these very long pauses!?!   

[bosawks]

That blazer was the most interesting thing about Devon this entire season.

[JenE4]

Who the fuck is this guy? This year’s “no one ever heard you speak and now you’re trying to get face time. He had to bring his own roses embroidered on his jacket.