ShadowSixx July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 J is for John Neretti who Dorothy thought stood her up for the prom when it was Sophia who turned him away. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 K is for Knowledge, which Rose had a surprising amount of considering that most of her stories were so preposterous. Link to comment
Bastet July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 L is for the Lindstroms, who adopted Rose after she was left on their doorstep in a basket along with some crackers and smoked cheese. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 M is for Mine which Blanche loved the seven dwarfs cause they worked in a diamond mine. Link to comment
camom July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 (edited) N is for Navy, which hired Phineas Wigler in St. Olaf to build submarines, and ended up with hero sandwiches. O is for Old Lady Higenbottem (?) who had no smiling muscles. P is for pepperoni swimming upstream. Edited July 2, 2014 by camom Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 Q is for Quarterback which Sophia thought Dorothy had a date for the junior prom with the quarterback only to find her in the basement slow dancing with a rake and would have gotten away with it if Dorothy didn't have hickey marks she gave herself with the vacuum. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 R is for Retirement when Rose knew that Dorothy had a drawer full of home retirement brochures and was waiting for the first dribble on Sophia's chin to lock her away forever. That she also keeps in her sock drawer that Sophia can't reach. Link to comment
OSM Mom July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 S is for Sicily. We all learned to picture it. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 Ti s for The Bronx (yeah, I know) which is very close to Brooklyn. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 I was about to say T is for Tweet which was for Dorothy's paper bird on a stick, the one she had to spin in order for it to tweet. U is for Ugly which Blanche was ugly and fat during her early childhood. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 V is for Vittorio, the brother Sophia told a story about once, only then it turned out that her brother's name was Angelo. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 W is for WaWa, the schnauzer named by Dorothy's daughter when she was little and the loss of whom made Dorothy reluctant to like dogs until Rose brought home a stray. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 X is for the Xmas stories the girls told throughout the series. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 (edited) Y is for Youngenfraulichsteinerbrau, the maiden name of the St. Olaf bride whose wedding was attended by both Rose and the older woman she met in the train station on Mother's Day. "Lovely city. Full of idiots." Edited July 3, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 Z is for Zoo where Dorothy died when she fell into the gorilla pit at the zoo. I think we're running out of topics. I guess we can do appearances with the way the girls looked with fashion, hair, accessories, etc. A is for Ascot which Sophia asked Wilfred Cheswick if his brain is in his ascot since he thought that she was a wealthy widow. B is for Bosom which is non-existent according to Rose when the pearls would draw attention to Dorothy's extinct cleavage. Link to comment
Maherjunkie July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 C is for Culottes, which Sophia couldn't find. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 D is for Dumbo which Dorothy was waiting for Disney to unveil their Dumbo line since Blanche implied she didn't have petite ears. Link to comment
OSM Mom July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 E-earrings which Blanche had too many of according to her. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 F is for Fur which Dorothy and Rose were breeding mink to make fur coats. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 3, 2014 Share July 3, 2014 G is for a Great Big Smile, which, with a lifejacket, is all one needs to wear yachting, according to Blanche. H is for Hotpants, as in, "Cool it, hotpants!" Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 July 4, 2014 Author Share July 4, 2014 I is for Ice - near where Blanche hid some of her jewelry. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 J is for the Jumpsuits Rose and Miles wore when skydiving. Link to comment
camom July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 (edited) K is for knees, which Rose didn't know anyone shaved above. Edited July 4, 2014 by camom Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 L is for Lingerie which Blanche and Rose were collecting for needy sexy people. Link to comment
BMGepinniw July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 M is for mod (lol Maude) for how Sophia and Dorothy looked when they dressed up as Sonny and Cher. N is for how Blanche always dressed - naughty. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 O is for Orbs which Blanche said that Lazlo the sculptor described her breasts as perfect champagne glass sized orbs of dancing loveliness. He said he didn't say it but Blanche said he agreed when she said it. Link to comment
BookThief July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 P is for the petite pantyhose that anybody could see that Blanche couldn't get past her knees. Link to comment
BMGepinniw July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 Q is for Blanche's quickly-removed clothing. Link to comment
OSM Mom July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 R-is for the red dress that Blanche wore on her wedding day. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 (edited) S is for Silver Chain which Blanche said would accentuates Dorothy's turkey like neck, huge spare tire, and square manly hips. T is for Tyson which Dorothy said she doesn't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry since Blanche implied she didn't have a dainty neck. Edited July 5, 2014 by ShadowSixx Link to comment
camom July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 U is for underwear, which Blanche almost never wore. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 V is for Vest, the many vests Dorothy wore throughout the series. Link to comment
BookThief July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 W is for the wedding dress of hideousness that Dorothy wears in the final episode. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 5, 2014 Share July 5, 2014 X is for XL (extra large) which Dorothy said is Blanche's size range. Blanche: I'm hard to shop for myself, usually I'm smack dab between a 4... Dorothy: And a 16. Link to comment
camom July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 (edited) Y is for the yellow uniforms worn by Rose and the Sunshine Cadets. Z is for zippers, of which Mel Bushman was King. Next topic: Guest stars. Not the character names, but the actors. A is for Alex Rocco as Glen O'Brien ("That Was No Lady"). Edited July 6, 2014 by camom Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 C is for Cesar Romero who played Sophia's boyfriend that only "cared" for her. Link to comment
sgittinger July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 D is for Dick Van Dyke, who wanted to be a clown. Link to comment
Kiddvideo July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 E is for Elinor Donahue, aka Katherine aka the 3rd Mrs. Yutz. Link to comment
BookThief July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 F is for Fred Willard, the ex-priest who was a virgin and helped bring the artist out of Blanche. G has to be for George Clooney, the young cop that reminded Blanche of her own children. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 (edited) H is for Harold Gould, who played Miles. I is for Inga Swenson, who played Rose's annoying sister, Holly. J is for Jenny Lewis, who played the little brat who held Rose's teddy bear for ransom. "Just cut the crap and get back the damn bear!" Edited July 6, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
BMGepinniw July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 I just gotta do two of my very favorites! K is for Terry Kiser - Don - Dot, Dot, what a wonderful girl I've got. L is for Leslie Neilson - Uncle Lucas - did anyone else find him sexy? That voice! Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 M is for Mario Lopez, who played Dorothy's top student also named Mario. N is for Nan Martin, who played the girls' nasty neighbor, Mrs. Claxton, as well as Sophia's old friend, Philomena. Link to comment
Bastet July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 (edited) O is for Jerry Orbach, who played Glenn (the married man with whom Dorothy had an affair) the second time around. P is for Paul Dooley, who played Isaac Q. Newton (and the husband in Empty Nests). Edited July 6, 2014 by Bastet Link to comment
Planbee July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 Q is for Quentin Tarantino, who played an Elvis impersonator. Link to comment
sgittinger July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 R is for Rita Moreno in the sucky episode. Not that one, the other one. S, of course, is for Sonny Bono... Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 R is for Robert Culp, who played Blanche's boyfriend, Simon. S is for Sheree North, who played Blanche's sister, Virginia. Link to comment
Kiddvideo July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 T: This game show host played himself, and Dorothy couldn't get on his show because no one would root for her. 1 Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 U is for Ullman as in Stanley Ullman who portrayed the person in charge of admissions at Sunny Pastures where Sophia and Rose broke Lillian out of. V is for Chick Vennera who portrayed Enrique Mas & Kid Pepe Link to comment
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