S11.E06: Sleeping With the Fishes

[OnceSane]

In the Berkshires, Dorinda organizes a trip to an old Morgan family mansion; Dorinda and Barbara's issues resurface when Barbara finds out she's in the fish room; room drama continues when Bethenny arrives from visiting her new beau.

Airs April 10, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM

Sonja might lose a tooth tonight

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Sonja might lose a tooth tonight

She might lose her sanity. 

[bosawks]

If you consistently wear necklaces that look like fish lures you shouldn’t be surprised you get the fish room.

[Mindthinkr]

Luanne wants the room at the Inn. That way if she has a small relapse nobody sees it. 

[KungFuBunny]

Why even bother the concierge at the hotel Luann? You're just going to wander towards room 408 anyway!

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe I just agreed with something Sonja said. I wouldn’t bow to Luann either. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I hate that Luann's bad behavior got rewarded.

[KungFuBunny]

Oh Drunk Yoga with Luann

[Thumper]

LuAnn leans in for an expected air kiss from the yoga instructor???!!!  <eyeroll>

[Straycat80]

I do yoga and if someone in my class was moaning and groaning like that they would get serious side eye. 

[Mindthinkr]

I want to go to camp at Bluestone Manor! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Why are these bitches so disrespectful to their host?

[Stats Queen]

Few minutes behind but Luann laughing that Barbara was getting the fish room revealed her true self. Barbara helped you with your relapse and modified the guest list for HER clambake to serve you. 

She’s the worst.

[Mindthinkr]

I fail to understand why Dorinda is a glutton for the punishment from her friends. They are unappreciative. Low self-esteem? She works hard to make things nice and they crap all over it. Bravo is really getting a bargain by letting her host these gatherings. It’s a lot cheaper than them paying for a mini trip. 

[KungFuBunny]

Oh no! The guide's name is RICHARD

Will Dorinda slide into madness?

[bosawks]

The Countess making fun of Lady Morgan is so much cognitive dissonance I may pass out.

[Mindthinkr]

Luanne has some nerve to sarcastically call Sonja Lady Morgan considering the Countess bull she’s pulled. Pot calling the kettle black. 

[KungFuBunny]

Who else thinks Sonja just put something in her bag?

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Who else thinks Sonja just put something in her bag?

She’s having entitlement by proxy in the Morgan Mansion. 

[Giselle]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh no! The guide's name is RICHARD

Will Dorinda slide into madness?

No but I bet we'll hear a story or at least "That was my dead husband's name."

Her Richard blah blahs are right there with Sonja's yachting with John John.

[KungFuBunny]

Sorry, I see it going downhill again, because Luann did not apologize to Dorinda and she owes her one

[Straycat80]

How many times is Dorinda going to apologize to Lu? Didn’t she do that at the last reunion? This is getting so boring. 

Isn’t it Halloween? Why is everyone now wearing summer clothes? 

Edited April 11, 2019 by Straycat80

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Who else thinks Sonja just put something in her bag?

I totally thought she was "rescuing" the letters that should be under plexiglass!

[Keywestclubkid]

What in the living what is everyone’s problem with the freaking shark room good gravy ... these woman keep showing they have Zero respect for being in someone else’s house. If someone came in their house and did this they would flip their shit. Barbra sit down 

Edited April 11, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Thumper]

Oh man, Lady Morgan appears.  Has to tell everyone how she and the mister slept .. and on and on.    Zzzzzzzz

[JD5166]

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Who else thinks Sonja just put something in her bag?

Yes!!! 

Lu why you gotta make me hate you. I will go to Bluestone Manor and sleep in the fish room!! 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

What in the living what is everyone’s problem with the freaking shark room good gravy 

IDEK. I'd rather be in the fish room than the room Dorinda and Luann were just in with the thick great grandma curtains.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I totally thought she was "rescuing" the letters that should be under plexiglass!

I cracked up at her schtick of how things need to be preserved.

I remember a scene in the townhouse where she flipped the sofa cushion that was stained with shit

I guess she is embalming the furniture in crap - an old Egyptian method of mummification by fecal matter

[bosawks]

I don’t know if I necessarily don’t want the murder to be Barbara’s.....

Edited April 11, 2019 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorinda is being worn down lol she’s gonna snap lol 

[Straycat80]

The fish room cost 250k! Holy Makeral! Or Shark! 

[bosawks]

For fucks sake, shut up Barbara!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

LOL @ Dorinda and Erika having the same TH look this season.

[Steph J]

Ramona has no issues with Barbara, except for all the issues she has with Barbara... which she will talk about while Barbara is all of five feet away.

But, lol, at Dorinda saying she's never seen such horrible manners before.  Every time she lets these women come over they turn feral.  I feel like since Dorinda joined the show at least 1/3rd of the major blowouts have happened at the Berkshires.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Steph J

[bosawks]

They are aware that the shark isn’t real, right?

[Straycat80]

Too bad Dorinda didn’t put the smack down on Lu like she just did on Barbara. 

[Bronzedog]

Honest to God, if I was Dorinda, I would throw the next person that mentions the fish room out of the house.  

Oops, here we go....

[JD5166]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorinda is being worn down lol she’s gonna snap lol 

With good reason! Why do they keep doing this to her making her invite these ungrateful assholes to her beautiful home where she makes it so nice?! 

[Thumper]

That shark room is huge!  And I assume each room has its own bath????  Did you notice how nice all the beds were made up, too?   (She made it nice!)

Dorinda, invite me!  I'll be appreciative!

Edit: @JD5166, we were thinking alike! <high five> 

Edited April 11, 2019 by Thumper

[nexxie]

Wonder if Tinsley regrets signing on to this bitch fest.

[Mindthinkr]

Somebody better make popcorn. Bethenny isn’t even there yet. I’ll have a Grey Goose vodka martini with 2 olives to go with it....oh....my cat doesn’t take orders at Mindthinkr Manor..

[KungFuBunny]

2 hours ago, bosawks said:

I don’t know if I necessarily don’t want the murder to be Barbara....

2 hours ago, bosawks said:

For fucks sake, shut up Barbara!

By the pool, that was a super scary close-up of Barb The Builder's fucked up face.

Dorinda - the best hostess in town offers Barbara a fresh crisp pillowcase

Edited April 11, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg you just spent a weekend fucking your new BF now your crying over the ex you didn’t want couldn’t stand was trapped by? Bethany STOP 

[Straycat80]

If anyone hasn’t seen The Star Is Born,  Bethenny just gave away the ending. 

[bosawks]

The editor with the appropriate cutting to Halloween decorations is earning their keep tonight.

Well done!

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

If anyone hasn’t seen The Star Is Born,  Bethenny just gave away the ending. 

To be fair it was apparently about her and Dennis, sooooo....

[chewycandy]

Barbara, STFU. 

[Mindthinkr]

I can’t even begin to count all the times that these women pair off to chat behind the others backs. Crazy middle school cliques all over again. 

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

If anyone hasn’t seen The Star Is Born,  Bethenny just gave away the ending. 

Yeah...me!  But, I've seen the previous ones, so I kind of knew what would happen.  

But, can't figure out if Bethenny had a good time with the new boyfriend, or if she had a bad time.  

And, those hours she spent crying after seeing the movie - was she with the new guy or by herself?  

Inquiring minds want to know!  

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I hate Barbara, tbh.