S23.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose

[FlyingEgret]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Am I really supposed to believe that’s the size piece of luggage Hannah packed?

I mean, maybe for her hair products and 

It fit a jean jacket and (I believe) a stuffed animal so there must have been another bag for her hair products 

[Ripley68]

When she got in the van, Hannah sincerely seemed to care for him.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Am I really supposed to believe that’s the size piece of luggage Hannah packed? 

I mean, maybe for her hair products and makeup. 

I was wanting to see her pack her engagement evening gown in there without smashing the sequins.

[Mu Shu]

2 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Ya read my mind!  What a big snot-covered baby he is!

He’s like a colicky, tantruming baby with diaper rash who doesn’t want to eat his peas.

[TheFinalRose]

Why isn't Colton crying over the balcony and doing a Full Mesnick?  

[tennisgurl]

I mean, I guess its good that he didnt go for someone he wasnt sure about, but this is all in service for a girl who so clearly has no interest in him!

[SallyAlbright]

Hannah looks gorgeous. I just want her to kick Colton in the nuts. 

[tennisgurl]

Audition Tape?

[saber5055]

Hannah's audition is going way better than Taysha's. She's "broken hearted" and "it's really hard" and she's crying on cue. Job is yours, babe!

[JenE4]

How is it no matter where they are—and wherever they need to fly back to—a car can drop you off at an airport any time day or night? I mean jeez, Hannah can’t just spend the night in her room and take a morning flight?

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, TheFinalRose said:

Why isn't Colton crying over the balcony and doing a Full Mesnick?   

Exactly my thought! He either didn't get the script or TPTB want wall crying to be the Full Colton. (I doubt it will though.) Nothing can top the Full Mesnick, it's classic and Colton failed.

[bosawks]

Looking forward to Colton being able to answer any question is probably not the best idea.

[Mu Shu]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

How is it no matter where they are—and wherever they need to fly back to—a car can drop you off at an airport any time day or night? I mean jeez, Hannah can’t just spend the night in her room and take a morning flight?

I would need a night to find some hot Portuguese guy to smash.  Fuck this overgrown ass baby. 

[bosawks]

Did they read the boards?

It looks like they tried to fix his hair, they failed, but at least they tried.

[saber5055]

Hannah and Colton ... couldn't be any more awkward. Neither has anything to say. Taysha didn't have anything to say either. What a freaking waste of time this.

Colton has his Hollywood D-list celeb hair do on.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Mu Shu said:

I would need a night to find some hot Portuguese guy to smash.  Fuck this overgrown ass baby. 

Or hook up with a crew member like somebody did on BIP, they got caught at the hotel and the crew member jumped out the window and broke his leg. Good times.

[JenE4]

Well played, Hannah—all the crying you need to audition plus an “I’m over him” just in time for Bachelorette casting. 

[TheFinalRose]

I would love for some producer to go rogue right now and stick in some of that extra footage of Colton showering when we cut to commercials like we got slammed with last week. This show is such a downer tonight.  

Edited March 12, 2019 by TheFinalRose
missing punctuation.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Well played, Hannah—all the crying you need to audition plus an “I’m over him” just in time for Bachelorette casting. 

The B-ette is being announce Wednesday on GMA, the commercial said. My money is on Hannah. You know, to make up for not getting a day out in Portugal.

[JenE4]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Or hook up with a crew member like somebody did on BIP, they got caught at the hotel and the crew member jumped out the window and broke his leg. Good times.

That was Ryan Putz. The girl was someone named Michelle—but not Michelle Money, who was also on that season. But I will never forget Ryan Putz and the way the crew made him make fun of his own name while laying in the hospital bed.

[Armchair Critic]

Oh Puhleez Colton, it's not like you are contractually bound to marry who you pick, most of these couples break up after all the interviews.

[adhoc]

Hannah: "But you told me to trust you, that you were falling in love with me, that you were being honest with me, you asked my dad's blessing.."

Colton's response: "Yes.. and I..um... but then I knew I didn't want to lose Cassie. It's Cassie. C-a-s-s-i-e. Not you."

[rebel2u]

Yowza--I came out of the womb weighing more than Hannah G. weighs now.

[saber5055]

I really, really want nothing but the worst for Colton. He's the definition of an epic fail. In every way. He's disgusting.

[mishap]

Oh my -- what are we in store for tomorrow night?  For 2 hours?  

[tennisgurl]

Hannah B is being polite, but she clearly has zero time for his crap, its great. I mean, what else is there to say? 

[JenE4]

Yaaaas, girl! (“What Cassie did to you is what you did to me.”) 

Edited March 12, 2019 by JenE4

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, saber5055 said:

He's the definition of an epic fail

I knew from how wishy washy he was with Tia on BIP that he would have problems being Bachelor

[bosawks]

Hannah: That sucked.

Colton: Yeah

Hannah: Yeah

Whelp, if that exchange doesn’t sum up this season I don’t know what does.

Edited March 12, 2019 by bosawks

[Diana Berry]

3 hours ago, saber5055 said:

The B-ette is being announce Wednesday on GMA, the commercial said. My money is on Hannah. You know, to make up for not getting a day out in Portugal.

I'm going with Hannah B.  This Hannah has too much vocal frye.

Edited March 12, 2019 by Diana Berry

[Armchair Critic]

They must really have to streeeeeeeetch to fill the time up because this interview was way too long

[tennisgurl]

Oh yeah, Hannah B is pulling into the lead for Batchelorette. She just wants someone to jump a fence for her!

[nutty1]

Hannah G is the bomb!!

[saber5055]

I'm wondering if Colton never wanted to get engaged/married at all, and only signed up to be Bach for the six-figure paycheck and famewhore fame. So when Cassie decided to bail, he took that opportunity to all of a sudden be "all in" with her and no one else so he could get out of even being fake engaged.

BARF on Colton being all grins and "Look at me" when CH talks about his "new hairdo."

BARF.

[Diana Berry]

3 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I knew from how wishy washy he was with Tia on BIP that he would have problems being Bachelor

No kidding.

[Real4real]

Hannah, don’t beg!  Be thankful! You dodged a bullet!

[hoosiermom]

Has the whole season been this boring?

[FlyingEgret]

Hannah is happy for him?  For being single or was that a spoiler???

[TiredMe]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

Has the whole season been this boring?

God yes

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

Has the whole season been this boring?

Yes.

[tennisgurl]

So, did he ran after Cassie, and did she take him back? Is that why Hannah is happy for him? Or is she happy that he is clearly in a fight with the hair stylists?

[kugrrl]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Has the whole season been this boring?

Sure has!

[saber5055]

If all of a sudden Cassie's back and they get engaged, I'm going to freak out, all this time wasted and TPTB were just playing us when we could be watching The Voice. Or anything else. Like @Mu Shu's pimple videos.

[CraftyHazel]

He really is an asshole.  Hannah G tells him how much it hurt when he did to her what Cassie did to him and he smiles, because he has Cassie now (I assume) and doesn’t give a shit about Hannah G’s feelings.  Son of a bitch.

[BuckeyeLou]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

I'm wondering if Colton never wanted to get engaged/married at all, and only signed up to be Bach for the six-figure paycheck and famewhore fame. So when Cassie decided to bail, he took that opportunity to all of a sudden be "all in" with her and no one else so he could get out of even being fake engaged.

BARF on Colton being all grins and "Look at me" when CH talks about his "new hairdo."

BARF.

Yea really, he was really TOO Pleased with himself, knowing that Twitter was talking about his hair!  Geez, he did not care about Hannah at all....he was just pleased with himself

[TheFinalRose]

Of course Ben Higgins. The dude needs to get a life.

[tennisgurl]

Now Colton has run out of women, so he has to go with a new type...

[TiredMe]

No one, and I mean no one wants to hear from Garret. 

[Armchair Critic]

 All this show filler is bull, they could have wrapped it up tonight! I hope their ratings tomorrow suck! 

[bosawks]

Ugh, douche bag Ben.