Chris and Amy

[Celia Rubenstein]

On 4/11/2023 at 1:38 PM, ginger90 said:

 

 

Amy please remember to brush Daisy's coat so it doesn't get matted again!!!!  She's got just enough time to grow out some nice fur to keep her warm once the seasons change.  It would be a shame if she had to be cold all winter again because of your laziness!!!! 

[Absolom]

Dogs like Daisy grow hair at about half an inch to an inch a month.  Even with a close haircut, she'll be ready for a grooming after 4 to 8 weeks.  Ideally she should go regularly every four weeks..  

[Celia Rubenstein]

That's a lot more frequently than Amy appears to go to the groomer!  

She looks like she could use a flea dip!

[Absolom]

It cost more to do the upkeep on my mom's dog's hair than it did on mine.  It's also a time consumer as there you are waiting and dropping off dog and then not planning much else because three to four hours later you havve to go back, wait, and pick up dog.  I hated it, but did it because it was healthier for both dog and me.  It's also a really good idea to give them a weekly bath at home especially if they walk outside.  Dogs these days should theoretically never need a flea dip. There are many, many effective flea preventatives on the market.  They do require a vet visit and prescription and aren't cheap.  The dog and I were both allergic to flea bites so it was fairly essential for us.

I've never noticed the Roloff dogs getting quite that level of attention although it isn't something they'd put in an episode.  The cute little dogs like Daisy take quite a bit of upkeep if done properly and yes that includes daily brushing and combing, weekly ear cleaning, nail trims, baths, and sometimes face trims.  I don't think any of the Roloffs run to keeping up with that.  

Edited April 13, 2023 by Absolom

[floridamom]

If you're going to have a pet, you should take proper care of it or don't have one. It hurts me to see pets that are neglected or not properly taken care of. They have no voice and cannot tell anyone that they are uncomfortable and need care/love etc. 

[Celia Rubenstein]

It's entirely possible to select a dog that requires very little grooming, too ...  it's easy to research and learn all you need to know.  Daisy is adorable and that is why Amy picked her, but she really should have thought more about what HER NEEDS would be ... 

A friend has a little Rat Terrier that only needs her nails cut and the occasional bath when she rolls in deer poop!   Unfortunately, she rolls in deer poop every chance she gets lol so ... 

[Endora]

Wasn’t the dog originally just named Daisy?  Seems like she added the Mae on later.  Now it’s Daisy Mae all the time.

[Cementhead]

And call me crazy for thinking that you can wrongly name a pet but that dog is no Daisy let alone a Daisy Mae.  It just doesn't suit her at all.  And now I look crazy, I know.

[Endora]

21 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

And call me crazy for thinking that you can wrongly name a pet but that dog is no Daisy let alone a Daisy Mae.  It just doesn't suit her at all.  And now I look crazy, I know.

I think you can wrongly name a pet.  My friend had two dogs and right from the jump I thought the names were not suited to them at all!

[Cementhead]

The more I think about this, (BORED) I think I remember Amy saying that she picked the name before she chose the dog.  Yep, we can tell. 

[Jeanne222]

It takes $$$ to groom a dog.  Amy's not a big spender.  She's tight so little Daisy only goes when the heat is on!  On liners commenting on her dogs condition.

[ginger90]

[Jst2Wld]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I'll  bet Chris was hoping for a "better ending" than "turning on the fireplace"

Who took care of Daisy while these 2 went away? 

[Celia Rubenstein]

"It was a colder motorcycle ride yesterday, than we thought, to the beach."

Sometimes it's hard to believe Amy's first language is English.  

[ginger90]

Checking the forecast is hard.

[stoppro]

Dipshits on parade.

[Teriacky]

I literally had to diagram Amy’s sentence to make sense of it. Not only am I amazed that she graduated from college, I’m amazed she was accepted by a college! 

[TipseyGirl]

On 4/17/2023 at 5:02 AM, ginger90 said:

Checking the forecast is hard.

If only there was an app for this...

[Dibs]

On 4/16/2023 at 8:55 PM, ginger90 said:

'Fireplace' in (incorrectly typed) quotes.  Perfect ending.  Okay, Amy, we see you!  Thanks for sparing us the gory details!  Amy's bestie Deb, who lives nearby, is the designated dog-sitter while C&A galivant on their "adventures."

Edited April 21, 2023 by Dibs

[stoppro]

5 minutes ago, Dibs said:

'Fireplace' in (incorrectly typed) quotes.  Perfect ending.  Okay, Amy, we see you!  Thanks for sparing us the gory details!  Amy's bestie Deb, who lives nearby, is the designated dog-sitter while C&A galivant on their "adventures."

Chris,fuck the contract,throw her in the water.

[ginger90]

Screenshot from a video:

[Endora]

Must be for king Jackson, his birthday is coming up.

[readheaded]

12 minutes ago, Endora said:

Must be for king Jackson, his birthday is coming up.

 

Should she not buy him a birthday present?

[stoppro]

She could bake some 'Tomaine Delight'baked goods for the child.

[Celia Rubenstein]

1 hour ago, Endora said:

Must be for king Jackson, his birthday is coming up.

Maybe she will buy him a crown.  I'm pretty sure she knows where to shop for those!  

Edited April 25, 2023 by Celia Rubenstein

[DonnaMae]

Another Amy super closeup.  I'd rather have seen the cup of coffee and the treat.

[ginger90]

[Teriacky]

…and another grammatical roller coaster ride…

[Irate Panda]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Great more junk, Chris will need her to clean up 😊

[Joan of Argh]

8 hours ago, Teriacky said:

…and another grammatical roller coaster ride…

…and another super close-up of her ugly mug… 😖

[stoppro]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Iron head hoarder.What a me me attitude.Chris get out,she is a shithead.

[floridamom]

I think Amy is a hoarder.

[Jeanne222]

Maybe the birthday boy or girl will get a box of grandma's fudge!

Probably plenty left over since Tori squashed the Amy's Little Kitchen campaign to sell fudge for Easter!

Her "I hate fudge" must have set Amy's fudge on fire!

[Jenny8]

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

…and another super close-up of her ugly mug… 😖

You'd think she'd at least avoid a close-up of her face when talking about an antique store and all the old things in it.

[Jeanne222]

5 hours ago, floridamom said:

I think Amy is a hoarder.

Among other things!  Lol

[ginger90]

[stoppro]

Amy shut the fuck up. No one cares,not even a little.Go away.

[Quof]

Can't the same be said of 99% of what people post on social media? 

[Joan of Argh]

On 4/25/2023 at 11:01 AM, Endora said:

Must be for king Jackson, his birthday is coming up.

I guess Chris didn’t have time to go through the trash and garage sales to put together a used item like the bike they gave king Jackson …. a bike I’ve never seen Jackson ride since the day Amy and Chris dragged it to Battleground.. Jackson sat on it, seemed totally underwhelmed, got off walked away never to return.

I figured this year Chris would scrounge through dumpsters for old rollerblades or skateboards.

Chris must have been a raccoon in a previous  life.

 

[Jst2Wld]

On 4/25/2023 at 12:57 PM, Celia Rubenstein said:

Maybe she will buy him a crown.  I'm pretty sure she knows where to shop for those!  

She can just use the crown that's on her bedroom nightstand. Save her some money.

[ginger90]

[Irate Panda]

I’m sure he’s counting the leftovers wedding rocks  seconds, Amy!  Best get home soon, the flies miss your half-empty mugs 😊

[stoppro]

What can i say,she is pathetic.

[Cementhead]

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what she was holding and does her wedding ring look different.  That stone is not heart shaped, is it?

[stoppro]

5 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what she was holding and does her wedding ring look different.  That stone is not heart shaped, is it?

I thought it was meth,that would explain a lot.

[Jst2Wld]

5 hours ago, Cementhead said:

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what she was holding and does her wedding ring look different.  That stone is not heart shaped, is it?

I still haven't  figured out what she's  holding. Alka seltzer tabs? Make up remover pads? A foam golf ball?

And yes, I also noticed the different wedding ring

 

Edited May 6, 2023 by Jst2Wld

[Ms.Lulu]

Just now, Jst2Wld said:

I still haven't  figured out what she's  holding. Alka seltzer tabs? Make up remover pads? A foam golf ball?

And yes, I also noticed the different wedding.

 

I think it is a donut hole.

[Cementhead]

Yes, my expert sleuthing skills surmised it was a donut hole after noticing the giant travel mug she is holding up, which I am assuming is filled with coffee. 

[Jst2Wld]

13 minutes ago, Ms.Lulu said:

I think it is a donut hole.

Oh,OK. Part of the Noom diet maybe

[ginger90]

49 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what she was holding and does her wedding ring look different.  That stone is not heart shaped, is it?

She didn’t flip the camera on her phone.

And, her snacks for the drive home from Molly’s were, donuts, coffee, sun chips, sandwich, string cheese, and what looked like clementines.