Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[rafibomb]

1 hour ago, leighroda said:

2) There are white people in Africa. In fact I need to research it more because I don’t know a lot about this, but I *think* North Africa generally doesn’t self identify as “black”... 

Yup, that's true. I learned this first-hand when my Egyptian uncle-in-law went on a racist rant about how Africa should be ruled by white people. I was super confused until I realized "oh wait, you think that you're white people." 

 

Jenelle declaring that she's going to "stay humble" may be the most un-self-aware thing I've read all day, and that's after reading the entire Tyler and Caitlyn thread. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

3 hours ago, leighroda said:

Oh.my.lanta Jenelle is the gift that keeps on giving. Just when I think she had said the dumbest thing she could ever possibly say and it’s all uphill from here she comes in clutch with another gem. I don’t even know where to begin...

1) You can still be a racist prick when you’re “black”

2) There are white people in Africa. In fact I need to research it more because I don’t know a lot about this, but I *think* North Africa generally doesn’t self identify as “black”... when I was in nursing school there was a whole big lecture about cultural misappropriation and I don’t remember all the technicalities but I feel like there was a point related to this, basically it was saying to not assume black people are “African American” (like when they are from Haiti) I don’t want to get too into this without re-reading about it because I don’t want to offend or say something wrong.

3) was there not a line for Neanderthal?

4) why is she so obsessed with this ancestry stuff?

5) I have lost my focus and will to continue this list.

North Africans are usually classified as Caucasian aka white.

23& Me will tell you if you have Neanderthal DNA or not. 

[monicageller]

8 hours ago, druzy said:

Bein' a habitual felon ain't illegal!

[GreatKazu]

I remember watching this segment of Inside Edition where they had different sets of triplets take those ancestry tests with different results depending on which test they used: 

https://www.insideedition.com/investigative/21784-how-reliable-are-home-dna-ancestry-tests-investigation-uses-triplets-to-find-out

So, @druzy posted information on the social media thread that the slashing of the balloons by UBT will be airing on the new season. I can't wait to see how Jenelle will react. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

I can only laugh at Jenelle insisting that Lurch is black. Sorry, but your hubby isn't getting into Wakanda with those percentages.

[druzy]

Video of David's 23& Me results

Video of the rest of his results

[MaggieG]

I think I had the biggest laugh with her "David is black" tweet. So ridiculous. Hey Jenelle, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear! (A Friends quote I have been waiting to use)

[TresGatos]

16 hours ago, Mkay said:

When he was in prison?

[Adiba]

17 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Lurch hates Barb because she has his number. Plain and simple! 

Exactly--my daughter was in an abusive relationship a few years back and the thing that bothered the guy most was people (ME) not falling for his bullshit. This guy blamed everyone else and everything else as the reasons for his abuse and toxic relationship with my daughter.

 

As far as monetary benefit goes for Barb having custody of Jace--is he talking about the show money? 'Cause if he is--pot meet kettle. Also, I don't think Jenelle has paid or is paying child support?

[FlowerofCarnage]

41 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Exactly--my daughter was in an abusive relationship a few years back and the thing that bothered the guy most was people (ME) not falling for his bullshit. This guy blamed everyone else and everything else as the reasons for his abuse and toxic relationship with my daughter.

 

As far as monetary benefit goes for Barb having custody of Jace--is he talking about the show money? 'Cause if he is--pot meet kettle. Also, I don't think Jenelle has paid or is paying child support?

There was a court order for Jenelle to pay child support but Barb eventually had the order terminated. 

[GreatKazu]

53 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Exactly--my daughter was in an abusive relationship a few years back and the thing that bothered the guy most was people (ME) not falling for his bullshit. This guy blamed everyone else and everything else as the reasons for his abuse and toxic relationship with my daughter.

 

That is how abusers work. They alienate friends and family members. It is a power trip and a control issue. 

[Mkay]

 

[Mkay]

I have my usual headache, so Im scrolling.  Lol

[MaggieG]

I'm loving that tweet from Crystal!

[druzy]

Edited April 11, 2018 by druzy

[monicageller]

[Darknight]

How is her husband Black?

[monicageller]

2 hours ago, Darknight said:

How is her husband Black?

Hover over the image and an arrow will appear, then click to scroll through. Spoiler: He's not black.

Edited April 12, 2018 by monicageller

[MargeGunderson]

Notice that she didn't deny the homophobic part.........

[druzy]

[druzy]

David wants you to know he isn't a racist

[CaliforniaLove]

14 minutes ago, druzy said:

David wants you to know he isn't a racist

I think anybody who has to pull the "I have a black friend" card is a fucking racist...and like @MargeGunderson said, *crickets* in regards to the homophobia. 

 

22 minutes ago, druzy said:

I knew you guys would give me the attention, whether negative or positive, that I have become as addicted to as bong tokes in my bathtub. 

[druzy]

She is going to be tall. She looks cute.

Insta Story

Edited April 12, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

UBT reading comments. 

[Christina87]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

David wants you to know he isn't a racist

You know what it "makes me think?" "Assholes come in all races." Because seriously, if someone is David's friend, it automatically means they are an asshole! Unfortunately, bad personal qualities don't discriminate by race! Plus, it is weird to have a picture with all the black people you invited to your wedding. Almost feels like segregation there!

[monicageller]

7 hours ago, druzy said:

David wants you to know he isn't a racist

Ohhhh my god. The transparency is incredible.

[Mkay]

[FlowerofCarnage]

9 hours ago, druzy said:

David wants you to know he isn't a racist

Congratulations, Lurch! You've just completed step 1 of " The Racist Guide to trying to Prove he isn't a Racist"

[CaliforniaLove]

4 hours ago, Christina87 said:

You know what it "makes me think?" "Assholes come in all races." Because seriously, if someone is David's friend, it automatically means they are an asshole! Unfortunately, bad personal qualities don't discriminate by race! Plus, it is weird to have a picture with all the black people you invited to your wedding. Almost feels like segregation there!

I wonder how many are crew...aka their only friends besides Tori & whoever her tweeker-of-the-week is.

[Christina87]

1 minute ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I wonder how many are crew...aka their only friends besides Tori & whoever her tweeker-of-the-week is.

Ooooh that is a good point! I bet they are all crew. I'm not sure I believe that Lurch has any close friends who are black. He is too ignorant and not smart enough to hide his racist tendencies!

[CaliforniaLove]

10 minutes ago, Christina87 said:

I'm not sure I believe that Lurch has any close friends who are black.

I agree, and let me take it a step further...?

[lovesnark]

I also immediately thought everyone in that pic was part of the MTV crew. As Jenelle tells us all the time, they don't have any friends. I'm sure the only reason non MTV people showed up at the swamp nuptials was free booze and maybe being on TV.

[guilfoyleatpp]

I totally thought that skinny tree behind David was a Home Depot Tiki Torch.

[CaliforniaLove]

*Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired, Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired*

Today is my birthday, so I was hoping to be given the gift of one of these miracles. Guess I have to hold out for the Mega Millions drawing later. Hmmmmph. 

[druzy]

Happy Birthday @CaliforniaLove!

[CaliforniaLove]

8 minutes ago, druzy said:

Happy Birthday @CaliforniaLove!

Thank you!! It hasn't been the greatest so far...I'm at work, Jenelle hasn't been fired, and as of my knowledge right now, nobody has installed a chandelier over my bathtub. A birthday wish from a PTV homey is the first step in turning this day around! 

[Mkay]

38 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Thank you!! It hasn't been the greatest so far...I'm at work, Jenelle hasn't been fired, and as of my knowledge right now, nobody has installed a chandelier over my bathtub. A birthday wish from a PTV homey is the first step in turning this day around! 

Happy Birthday!!!

[monicageller]

5 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

*Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired, Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired*

Today is my birthday, so I was hoping to be given the gift of one of these miracles. Guess I have to hold out for the Mega Millions drawing later. Hmmmmph. 

Happy birthday! Enjoy your birthday frosting (but only at the table, please).

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, monicageller said:

Happy birthday! Enjoy your birthday frosting (but only at the table, please).

Ha! Thanks! I didn't have any frosting though....I was too full from the Sweet & Lo packets at the restaurant. If I'm hungry later, hopefully someone will be kind enough to toss an uncooked hot dog at me.

[Mkay]

[Mkay]

[FairyDusted]

On 4/13/2018 at 5:42 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

*Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired, Mega Millions or Jenelle getting fired*

Today is my birthday, so I was hoping to be given the gift of one of these miracles. Guess I have to hold out for the Mega Millions drawing later. Hmmmmph. 

Happy Belated Birthday CaliforniaLove! 

[jerseydeviljohn]

So, help me understand, here.

The guy shaves his head...He's a Skinhead.

The guy has black friends at some event...He is certainly a racist asshole for pointing out he has black friends?

I understand the hate for these jackass's, but really?

[monicageller]

[Mkay]

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[Mkay]

[SPLAIN]

@CaliforniaLove Happy Belated Birthday!

[Mkay]

[druzy]