Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

akr · February 23, 2018

Thanks for posting those links (best of the worst of David Eason) - I ended up sitting through parts I & II in their entirety (if you click on the part 1 video on youtube, it'll automatically continue with part 2 when it's done). It's really pretty chilling to have so much of it all in one place.

Edited February 23, 2018 by akr
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FairyDusted · February 23, 2018

Wait so Courtland is in the pokey now? And his wife WAS pregnant ? I must be having a hard time on my phone but that just sounds....weird

SPLAIN · February 23, 2018

5 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

And 3. For the extra MTV money. (The kids get paid too don't they?).

The children do get paid as well. It is why UBT and Jenelle were fighting to get all the damn kids in their custody so they can be handed checks for their appearances. Jenelle surely has no cares about the kids except for how much money she can get for them. It is like welfare, more kids, more money.

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

l@akr

Criminal acts have been the forefront of the show, a recurring theme, pretty much MTV has "normalized" those crimes while hiding and editing anything out that pertains to Farrah's legal businesses some of which are related to the adult entertainment.

I don't see it as anyone celebrating Farrah's career choice as much as we are standing up for the slut-shaming and the misogyny that is playing out. It is not a fair playing field. Farrah is held up to a different set of standards than the rest of the crew.

I don't recall MTV shying away from Farrah's adult business nor did they disassociate from it when they aired her BEING FARRAH special and there she was in all her glory with her ass sticking out of her sexy Santa Suit, barely covered up as she was preparing to leave out the door to work at some adult event.

Farrah's firing has nothing to do with her adult businesses. It is an excuse that MTV is using because they don't like her attitude. @akr

Quote boxes are giving me a hard time. Anyone else?

Fully agree.

Taking a stance and defending someone, even when the person is in the adult entertainment business, is what I thought we were doing when we commented here how wrong it is for MTV to make an example out of Farrah for her behavior when there are so many other egregious acts being committed (many of them criminal) on this show, including what transpired recently with David and Jenelle and their previous behavior.

I know for a fact no one here has ever cheered on Farrah for entering into porn or any of her other gigs such as the strip club hosting and such. All we have ever commented on is that it is a legal business and Farrah has a right to decide as an adult if that is the kind of career choice she wants to make. We defended her from the slut-shaming. It isn't as if she is being forced into the industry. It is certainly not the kind of field I would enter into myself, but more power to those who feel it is something they want to do and if they can garner a hefty paycheck here and there and help them pay for college, set up a business, or save it for a rainy day, who am I to poo-poo on their right to do that kind of work? It is not affecting me. It is not a line of work that is endangering my life.

What I will poo-poo on is Maci for texting and driving. I will judge the hell out of Ryan for driving while under the influence. I have gone ballistic on these boards when Amber and Kail both abused their partners.

2 hours ago, Bblack3 said:

I don’t think they’re that good at acting, but I keep thinking this is a ratings setup. David is being too calm. Why hasn’t he spewed as much anger on Instagram? I know he replied back to many people with threats, but what changed by using Twitter?

Anyone else feel extra sad for Kaiser after Jenelle posted that picture of herself? Another reason he’s left out, he doesn’t even look like Jenelle, Jace or Ensley.

I want to go get Kaiser and just give him a big hug. That sweet angel.

David probably thinks if he is a good boy, he will get his job back.

Edited February 23, 2018 by SPLAIN
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imjagain · February 23, 2018

1 hour ago, druzy said:

David and Courtland were cell mates in Prison?? Did we already know this? I should say I didn't know this. That is bizarre. Is this true?

GreatKazu · February 23, 2018

2 minutes ago, imjagain said:

David and Courtland were cell mates in Prison?? Did we already know this? I should say I didn't know this. That is bizarre. Is this true?

It is information that was posted before. In fact, Courtland recently tweeted out against UBT regarding the homophobic slurs and also mentioned how UBT sure didn't take issue with gays when he was on the receiving end of some activity in jail.

Pixiebomb · February 23, 2018

Didn't we learn on the Ex-Files that CR was some kind of rehab counselor or something. Way to go.

imjagain · February 23, 2018

5 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

It is information that was posted before. In fact, Courtland recently tweeted out against UBT regarding the homophobic slurs and also mentioned how UBT sure didn't take issue with gays when he was on the receiving end of some activity in jail.

Thanks. I saw Courtland's tweet, catching up on all the ugliness. Missed the ex cell mates connection.

This whole thing is beyond crazy. What a crazy small world lol.

Glad MTV fired this lunatic.

akr · February 23, 2018

Yes, one of the theories is that's where David heard what a sweet deal it would be to get with Jenelle.

Mkay · February 23, 2018

I don’t know if this full snap was posted. So much had been posted in the last few days. I know I’ve seen pictures of the snaps but just in case:

MaddyMaeboxerbabe · February 23, 2018

Trying way too hard (for them) to show what a great dad UBT is. Just so creepy!9

FairyDusted · February 23, 2018

What a mess! Good luck with that mud pit Assholes.

lovesnark · February 23, 2018

Does anyone here know how much sod costs? I have no experience with it. But, it sure seems like they've dumped a ton of money on sod to just let it die. Notice she hasn't posted any pics of the pool since right after the swamp nuptials. It's probably a still unfenced, leaf and branch filled mess.

monicageller · February 23, 2018

10 hours ago, crazychicken said:

But she only has one sock one proving that Barb never cared about her, why doesn't anybody love her and do you see any board games once again proving that Barb never cared all Janelle wanted was to play board games with her mom.

One sock= no nourishment.

CaliforniaLove · February 23, 2018

23 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

Does anyone here know how much sod costs? I have no experience with it. But, it sure seems like they've dumped a ton of money on sod to just let it die. Notice she hasn't posted any pics of the pool since right after the swamp nuptials. It's probably a still unfenced, leaf and branch filled mess.

You know the saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings"? Wuuuuhl, every time Jenelle cries a piece of sod dies.

Samwil · February 23, 2018

Ensley is an unfortunate looking child. I feel sorry for her, her father's head and mother's eyebrows. Seriously, her head is freaking huge.

lovesnark · February 23, 2018

I was just thinking. Two things we thought would never happen did in the last 48 hours. UBT got canned and he got even uglier. Shaving that head only makes his massive, disproportionate jawline look bigger. Good things come in threes. Let's hope the third wonderment is Jenelle getting canned. Or, quitting.

I was in such a great mood this afternoon that I bought myself an Amazon Fire tablet so I can snark with you while I sit on the couch. I use an iMac and sitting in the office chair for long periods kills my back and neck. Now I can snark freely without pain! Well, after March 9th I can. I ordered the new 10" model and it's backordered.

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druzy · February 23, 2018

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Hagosaurus · February 23, 2018

This Janelle getting fired is kind of like a catch 22 or a tree falling in the woods and no one hears it. There is nothing that I would love more than than MTV firing this disgusting bitch but it just won't be as satisfying for me if it's not documented and broadcast. I am gleefully cracking like the true hag I am while imagining her epic meltdown and her downward spiral into the sewer and, God help me, I wanna see it on teevee.

druzy · February 23, 2018

akr · February 23, 2018

I hope Maryssa is actually doing that because she enjoys it, rather than because she has been drafted into the family damage control operation.

Rebecca · February 23, 2018

In regard to Jenelle and heroin, there have been studies showing that while sociopaths get high they don’t get addicted to things like non-sociopaths. Just saying.

https://www.quora.com/Can-a-Psychopath-or-Sociopath-become-addicted-to-anything

imjagain · February 23, 2018

7 hours ago, akr said:

Yes, one of the theories is that's where David heard what a sweet deal it would be to get with Jenelle.

Sounds like pretty accurate theroy. I mean what are the odds?

CofCinci · February 23, 2018

7 hours ago, lovesnark said:

Does anyone here know how much sod costs? I have no experience with it. But, it sure seems like they've dumped a ton of money on sod to just let it die. Notice she hasn't posted any pics of the pool since right after the swamp nuptials. It's probably a still unfenced, leaf and branch filled mess.

It costs us about $9,000 to have an area just less than 1/2 an acre done about 5 years ago - but that included labor and some grading.

Calm81 · February 23, 2018

They are REALLY trying to paint the picture that they’re not affected by David being fired. Kinda like saying “Meh! It is what it is as long as my family is happy!” When behind close doors they’re SEETHING with internal RAGE and running around the land all manic like trying to stage happy moments for social media.

Kinda reminds me of the movie “Mommy dearest” when Joan Crawford staged that over the top carnival birthday party for Christina just for the newspaper reporters but behind close doors were “No moreeeeee wirrrrrrrreeee haaaaaaanggeeeeeerrrrrrs!”

Someone do a welfare check on those kids. ?

Edited February 23, 2018 by Calm81
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Calm81 · February 23, 2018

They are REALLY trying to paint the picture that they’re not affected by David being fired. Kinda like saying “Meh! It is what it is as long as my family is happy!” When behind close doors they’re SEETHING with internal RAGE and running around land all manic like trying to stage happy moments for social media.

Kinda reminds me of the movie “Mommy dearest” when Joan Crawford staged that over the top carnival birthday party for Christina just for the newspaper reporters but behind close doors were “No moreeeeee wirrrrrrrreeee haaaaaaanggeeeeeerrrrrrs!”

Someone do a welfare check on those kids. ?

Hey MODS can you delete this extra post? I don’t know why it posted twice. ?‍♀️

Edited February 23, 2018 by Calm81

Adiba · February 23, 2018

14 hours ago, akr said:

Thanks for posting those links (best of the worst of David Eason) - I ended up sitting through parts I & II in their entirety (if you click on the part 1 video on youtube, it'll automatically continue with part 2 when it's done). It's really pretty chilling to have so much of it all in one place.

Watched some of it as well, and it only confirmed that David, aka Sasquatch, is a scary dude.

I am of two minds about Jenelle possibly getting fired-- on one hand, good, because she is an awful human being (and I don't say that lightly). On the other hand-- I fear for those children, especially Kaiser. Perhaps cameras around are in some way protecting him? I don't know.

Also, I think David may be torn between keeping some of the TM money coming in via Jenelle and having her make a statement by quitting.

Edited February 23, 2018 by Adiba
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druzy · February 23, 2018

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Tatum · February 23, 2018

4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

They are REALLY trying to paint the picture that they’re not affected by David being fired. Kinda like saying “Meh! It is what it is as long as my family is happy!” When behind close doors they’re SEETHING with internal RAGE and running around the land all manic like trying to stage happy moments for social media.

They really are. I love how David's sister was all like, oh good, he hates filming anyways. Well played, David! Also, I don't buy for one second that production was "begging" David to apologize so they could save his job. His ass was toast once those sponsors started pulling out. I bet what was said was, if you apologize and try and make it right, we will do what we can to try and save your job when we talk directly to Viacom and MTV, but we aren't even going to bat for you if you won't do this. And David, who isn't smart, per se, but maybe not entirely stupid, knew he was likely done and didn't want to apologize and then get canned anyways. Better to look like MTV was clamoring for him to stay but David had to stay true to himself and wouldn't bend.

Also love how Jenelle acts all nonchalant when the Ashley reported that she was frantically calling and texting while being ignored.

I don't think they're going to announce a decision any time soon. They are probably trying to decide if they can get away with featuring the footage they've already shot of David previously. If they decide not to, then most of their Jenelle related footage is useless anyways, which means they might just scrap her completely.

Mkay · February 23, 2018

9 hours ago, druzy said:

That was so awkward.

TresGatos · February 23, 2018

20 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

LOL! Sorry I meant the DEA! Drug Enforcement Agency!

The ATF would also work!

AmyFarrahFowler · February 23, 2018

What are Zebra Cakes?

lovesnark · February 23, 2018

11 minutes ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

What are Zebra Cakes?

One of Little Debbies snack cakes. My Dad loved them!

GreatKazu · February 23, 2018

10 hours ago, druzy said:

Jenelle: "And I thought you did it!" These people live in the same cave. She couldn't tell him that in person?

Tatum · February 23, 2018

4 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Jenelle: "And I thought you did it!" These people live in the same cave. She couldn't tell him that in person?

But then all her followers wouldn't know that David is a gentle homey soul who likes to bake!

MyPeopleAreNordic · February 23, 2018

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Jenelle: "And I thought you did it!" These people live in the same cave. She couldn't tell him that in person?

She's in the bathtub with her bong. She has no idea what else is going on in their house during her four hour baths (conveniently taken when the older children get home).

Edited February 23, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

animalnurse · February 23, 2018

12 hours ago, druzy said:

The expression on her face is killing me. She looks terrified to me...nervous at best.

lovesnark · February 23, 2018

8 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It costs us about $9,000 to have an area just less than 1/2 an acre done about 5 years ago - but that included labor and some grading.

Thank you. Holy cow! They've wasted a ton of money since they've done it twice. They had a load delivered right around the time they moved in and it died. They did it again a couple days before the trashtastic swamp nuptials and that batch died, too. They would have been better off just having a few loads of gravel delivered. It doesn't die and helps with mud.

FairyDusted · February 23, 2018

3 hours ago, TresGatos said:

The ATF would also work!

Thank you! I'm mixing up the Agencies. Then again, I don't have to worry about getting busted by any! I'll take any agency that will come at him suited up in amour with guns bigger than his. While the kids are away of course.

Edited February 23, 2018 by FairyDusted
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Jennifersdc · February 23, 2018

4 hours ago, druzy said:

Wow - she really needs a good PR agency. Being a rational person with even average intelligence, I’d be laying low given the current shitstorm. Not basically saying publicly they don’t give a fuck and think it’s funny.

My guess is that David is currently filling that role as her “Manager”. See irrational with below average intelligence.

Good luck lining up even a low rent job on Marriage Boot Camp!

FairyDusted · February 23, 2018

Damn even her deviled eggs look like crap! WTF? Pretty hard to ruin those.

lovesnark · February 23, 2018

24 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

Wow - she really needs a good PR agency. Being a rational person with even average intelligence, I’d be laying low given the current shitstorm. Not basically saying publicly they don’t give a fuck and think it’s funny.

My guess is that David is currently filling that role as her “Manager”. See irrational with below average intelligence.

Good luck lining up even a low rent job on Marriage Boot Camp!

But.....but.....but......their marriage is perfect wedded bliss! He's a gun totin', protective, uppercut throwin' super dad and she's the bestest wife and stepmom in the world! Instagram proves it!

Jennifersdc · February 23, 2018

1 hour ago, FairyDusted said:

Damn even her deviled eggs look like crap! WTF? Pretty hard to ruin those.

IDK - I consider myself a deviled egg connoisseur (mine are delicious but don’t look that great). I’d have to taste to make sure.

I’m pretty sure they taste like crap though. Also doubt she actually made them.

druzy · February 23, 2018

The land is NOT paid for. He's a lying fool!

I'm attaching the first 2 pages of the mortgage.

Edited February 23, 2018 by druzy

leighroda · February 23, 2018

15 hours ago, druzy said:

This is one of my biggest pet peeves... like we don’t know that they are together 24/7, they don’t need to communicate via social media. My sister used to do this, she would comment on my Facebook, usually to make me look bad (nothing major but stuff like how I don’t cook well/ eat like a 6 yr old/ don’t make my bed) it annoyed me I would be like you are 10 feet away from me, stop trying to get laughs from my friends.

druzy · February 23, 2018

CaliforniaLove · February 23, 2018

8 minutes ago, druzy said:

Yep, nobody has to be OK with my lifestyle, just like I don't have to be OK with homophobic bigots who spew hate speech. Goes both ways there.

ETA: Just to be a bitch, my lifestyle has never caused me to get pink eye from asshole licking, but I guess those that do are acceptable people to be around David & his children.

Edited February 23, 2018 by CaliforniaLove

MissMel · February 23, 2018

1 hour ago, Jennifersdc said:

IDK - I consider myself a deviled egg connoisseur (mine are delicious but don’t look that great). I’d have to taste to make sure.

I’m pretty sure they taste like crap though. Also doubt she actually made them.

I think they are homemade and might have some bacon in them. My dad makes bacon and jalapeno ones. They are not very pretty but they are pretty darn good.

7 hours ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

What are Zebra Cakes?

Only one of the most tastiest Lil Debbie snack cakes ever! Also, they are made of horrible ingredients that no person should ever eat, ever. Having said that, I have one left and after all this talk? I think I'll go ahead and eat it right now. ?

Edited February 23, 2018 by MissMel
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druzy · February 23, 2018

Shakeup! Jenelle’s ‘TM2’ Replacement Revealed As Mackenzie McKee Amid Shocking Firing MTV ‘testing’ 'TM3' star after Evans’ husband gets fired from the show.

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As Jenelle Evans’ job was on the chopping block, RadarOnline.comexclusively learned that MTV was considering firing her and replacing her with Teen Mom 3 star Mackenzie McKee!

While filming was “on hold” for Teen Mom 2 star Evans after her husband’s homophobic rant got him fired and as the network weighed their options to fire her, an insider dished to Radar that an MTV production crew was already working with McKee.

“Mackenzie is filming a short special right now,” an insider told Radar. “MTV has wanted to continue with her story for a while. They want to bring her back.”

Another source told Radar that the timing of the special worked out well.

“This is a test for her, but she may be the one who replaces Jenelle if the network fires her.”

As Radar previously reported, the network had also considered using McKee to replace Farrah Abraham after she was fired from Teen Mom OG.

McKee was no stranger to the Teen Mom family, but her addition to Teen Mom 2 was thwarted when Briana deJesus was given a spot on the show.

Evans’ future with the show was undecided, with MTV threatening to fire her after Eason’s homophobic Tweets where he wrote:

“Lmao why don’t you go tell the homo and transgender parents to start teaching their kids better morals? Oh I forgot thats supposed to be normal.”

“David Eason’s personal comments do not reflect the views of MTV. With six weeks left of production on ‘Teen Mom 2,’ effective immediately, we are ending our relationship with him,” the network said in a statement released on February 20, 2018.

An insider told Radar Evans was pushing back against the network.

“Jenelle has said she wants to quit the show. She wants to show support of her husband and says they are a team.”

Edited February 23, 2018 by druzy

FairyDusted · February 23, 2018

Damn! I can't open the page because my laptop hates me. Did they fire Janelle yet? Hmmm….bacon. Hadn't thought to try that. I just figured she got heavy handed with the paprika. I'll be trying that bacon though!

CaliforniaLove · February 23, 2018

16 minutes ago, druzy said:

Shakeup! Jenelle’s ‘TM2’ Replacement Revealed As Mackenzie McKee Amid Shocking Firing MTV ‘testing’ 'TM3' star after Evans’ husband gets fired from the show.

Bring it on. Mackenzie McKee was a dope, and her boyfriend/now husband was practically catatonic, but anything is better than the McTrashertons.

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