Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[KittyKat133]

On 10/1/2017 at 8:00 PM, lovesnark said:

Well, hell. I thought I'd come back and find all the tea. But, I don't blame him a bit for making money on it. Jenelle has sold out every person she's ever met. I hope Radar pays him well. But, while I was away from you all this afternoon, I got pretty much the best news ever. I'm going to be a GRANDMA!!!!! I'm so happy, even a skeeze like Jenelle can't ruin my buzz :)

OMG CONGRATS!!!!! That is the best news ever!!!!!!

[nikita]

11 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

Gosh, she's had a lot of work done on her face. Unlike most of you, I'm not that technologically savvy otherwise I'd post a side by side picture of Jenelle's face from a few years ago next to the one shown above (or any recent one for that matter). Her face has changed dramastically,! Even the shape is different. I'm pretty positive she had her Jay Leno-like chin shaved down quite a bit. Between the lawyers and the plastic surgeons she must be out a pretty penny.

H/t In Touch Weekly. More comparisons @ http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/jenelle-evans-plastic-surgery-130505/photos/jenelle-evans-boob-job-3-247078#photo-anchor

Edited October 6, 2017 by nikita

[KittyKat133]

On 10/3/2017 at 4:14 PM, ghoulina said:

David sucks. If MY husband built my kids a fort in the backyard, it would be ten times better than that hot mess. 

David is full of shit. She's always claiming he's so macho, he's so handy, etc. etc. when in reality he has no idea what he is doing. That's why the sod was never put down until the day before the wedding when we know it was sitting there since may.. it's why NOTHING was done for the wedding bc UBT said he could do everything himself including building the terrace they got married under. Meanwhile all we ever see is him push around dirt with a rake. 

[KittyKat133]

23 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Congratulations ! It a great Club. And hell yes to the shower. I think we deserve Real HW of BH vacation rentals. Villas? 

I posted on the other thread but I had my baby boy Sunday!!!  We named him Jack River 9lbs 9oz 22"! Huge baby, natural childbirth. Hardest thing ever! And he's my second! 

[Chaos Theory]

As someone who doesn't watch this show just occasionally reads these posts when they get bored.....uhhhh:  Did Jenelle go into porn?  No judging.  Porn isn't illegal right?  But dude!!!!!!

[toodywoody]

Why have I never seen her big ass forehead? That picture omg.

I knew Jenelle had her lips done, but did she get her nose done or is it just at another angle that it looks just a little different too?

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

All this talk about her face and no one noticed her GIANT belly button? That think skeeves me out.

[MargeGunderson]

That is not a picture I would use if I wanted people to buy my makeup. 

[Miss Chevious]

@nikita Thank you for posting those pictures. That's exactly what I was talking about. Now I see she must have had her nose done too. And she's only 24 or 25? She's going to be sucking and tucking her whole life,.

Or at least till her MTV money runs out.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

All this talk about her face and no one noticed her GIANT belly button? That think skeeves me out.

I mentioned the hair around it. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Jenelle's eyebrows are TERRIFYING me, ya'll.....and her lips.....and WTH is going on around her belly button? Is it weird stretch marks? Her belly button looks so large compared to the rest of her torso. It also looks masculine....like my husband's and most adult men's navels (yeah, apparently I think there's a look to male belly buttons lol, and Jenelle just made me discover this.) With all the filters and angles and cropping, why didn't she find a way to obscure her navel. 

Seriously, though....somewhere in the afterlife Joan Crawford is like "Even I think think those eyebrows are too harsh, Jenelle!"

[Kroliosis]

Long time lurker (thanks for all the entertainment everyone!!) -  Is that a piercing or a birth mark/mole above her lips? 

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

3 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Long time lurker (thanks for all the entertainment everyone!!) -  Is that a piercing or a birth mark/mole above her lips? 

Pretty sure it's a piercing.

[GreatKazu]

4 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Long time lurker (thanks for all the entertainment everyone!!) -  Is that a piercing or a birth mark/mole above her lips? 

She also has a piercing hole there above her belly button. 

34 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Jenelle's eyebrows are TERRIFYING me, ya'll.....and her lips.....and WTH is going on around her belly button? Is it weird stretch marks? Her belly button looks so large compared to the rest of her torso. It also looks masculine....like my husband's and most adult men's navels (yeah, apparently I think there's a look to male belly buttons lol, and Jenelle just made me discover this.) With all the filters and angles and cropping, why didn't she find a way to obscure her navel. 

Seriously, though....somewhere in the afterlife Joan Crawford is like "Even I think think those eyebrows are too harsh, Jenelle!"

Oh yes, it does look like stretch marks. I thought it was hair. lol 

[Mkay]

10 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Long time lurker (thanks for all the entertainment everyone!!) -  Is that a piercing or a birth mark/mole above her lips? 

Yep. Piercing scar. I can't look away from it. Can't she patch it up? 

Her lips look ridiculous.  

Ive never seen a belly button like that, ever!

[Mitzi.B]

I think that’s dirt in her belly button?  Stretch marks wouldn’t be so dark like that?  I work in the operating room and you would be shocked at the junk I have seen in belly buttons-nasty!!

Edited October 6, 2017 by Mitzi.B

[GreatKazu]

21 minutes ago, Mitzi.B said:

I think that’s dirt in her belly button?  Stretch marks wouldn’t be so dark like that?  I work in the operating room and you would be shocked at the junk I have seen in belly buttons-nasty!!

The stretch marks are on the outside of her naval.

I don't even want to look that hard at the inside of her naval. She's had too many dicks near her body. I need to protect my eyes. 

Edited October 6, 2017 by GreatKazu

[druzy]

Her stomach and thighs are Photoshopped. 

[TexasGal]

16 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Did someone purposely shape her head like a rocket with Photoshop? lol Look at that thing!!

Those eyebrows! OMG does she have hair around her belly button? 

Her whole face looks freakishly assymetrical.  The wonky brows don't help.  And I am making RHoOC Vicki barfing noises at that belly button.

9 hours ago, KittyKat133 said:

David is full of shit. She's always claiming he's so macho, he's so handy, etc. etc. when in reality he has no idea what he is doing. That's why the sod was never put down until the day before the wedding when we know it was sitting there since may.. it's why NOTHING was done for the wedding bc UBT said he could do everything himself including building the terrace they got married under. Meanwhile all we ever see is him push around dirt with a rake. 

To be fair, he does have to constantly entertain her.  I bet she doesn't even drive to Starbucks to get her massive iced coffees alone.

[druzy]

17 hours ago, Mkay said:

Do people put those gauges in their belly buttons too? 

[DangerousMinds]

All that cosmetic surgery was definitely not an improvement. Stupid bitch.

[MissMel]

I'm thinking she just has a funky belly button that gets funkier with pregnancies.

It's not as round in this picture.  Plus UBT must not like body piercings.

[Birdee]

6 minutes ago, MissMel said:

I'm thinking she just has a funky belly button that gets funkier with pregnancies.

I think you may be right. She's got a weird "not really an innie, not really an outie, some freaky kinda flatie" thing going on. I know pregnancy can do some crazy stuff to your body, but I didn't know belly button warping was one of them (post delivery at least).

And the whole cone-head, wonky eyebrow, belly button from hell photo is just odd. I'm not nearly as vain as our dear Jenelle and there's no way I would have posted something like that. She must be high, high, high. 

[MissMel]

It may also be how much sun she gets on her very pregnant, stretched out, thin belly skin.  I imagine it would cause some permanent sun damage that gets intensified as her skin regains its regular thickness,  ?

[druzy]

Edited October 6, 2017 by druzy

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Seriously, though....somewhere in the afterlife Joan Crawford is like "Even I think think those eyebrows are too harsh, Jenelle!"

I love you forever for this comment. So true. 

 

42 minutes ago, MissMel said:

It may also be how much sun she gets on her very pregnant, stretched out, thin belly skin.  I imagine it would cause some permanent sun damage that gets intensified as her skin regains its regular thickness,  ?

I've never seen this one. Makes me so sad to see the pregnant belly all burned like that. And just recently we saw Jace pretty burned in St. Thomas. I guess sun care isn't something she thinks about.

[Lusterleaf]

Looking at the pics above she def got work done. She looks like J-WOWW in that pic where her nasty bellybutton is showing

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, MissMel said:

I'm thinking she just has a funky belly button that gets funkier with pregnancies.

It's not as round in this picture.  Plus UBT must not like body piercings.

I recognized the body work — but I didn’t realize how much she changed the shape of her face. 

[GreatKazu]

Maybe her belly button has gotten bigger because the dudes kept trying to shove their tiny peckers in there. 

[DangerousMinds]

I think she actually looks better in the pic where she is heavier.

[Birdee]

I'd kill for her Aug '15 body, but I feel like she probably made a deal with Satan himself to look like that. Also, I love tacos more than I like the idea of being thin so I guess I'm outta luck.

Edited October 6, 2017 by Birdee

[GreatKazu]

That swimsuit photo dated 2015, her face looks just like Diane Downs. 

Can someone do a side-by-side comparison of that 2015 photo of Jenelle's face and Diane Downs? Or just crop Diane Downs face on that photo. 

Edited October 6, 2017 by GreatKazu

[CaliforniaLove]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

She certainly has all the time in the world to be a cunt on Twitter. 

[Rebecca]

19 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

The eyebrows and the lips? What the fuck is going on?

Why JE Cosmetics, of course! #getyourstoday

7 hours ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

All this talk about her face and no one noticed her GIANT belly button? That think skeeves me out.

It's really, really odd. #bellybuttonrejuvination #calldrmiami

4 hours ago, Mitzi.B said:

I think that’s dirt in her belly button?  Stretch marks wouldn’t be so dark like that?  I work in the operating room and you would be shocked at the junk I have seen in belly buttons-nasty!!

? 

3 hours ago, druzy said:

Her stomach and thighs are Photoshopped. 

She looks like such an idiot in this picture. And super old. #ItotallyBelieveSheWroteThatPost

Edited October 6, 2017 by Rebecca

[MissMel]

3 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

That swimsuit photo dated 2015, her face looks just like Diane Downs. 

Can someone do a side-by-side comparison of that 2015 photo of Jenelle's face and Diane Downs? Or just crop Diane Downs face on that photo. 

These all are from Google. 

Edited October 6, 2017 by MissMel

[Mkay]

3 minutes ago, MissMel said:

These are from Google. 

Yes!!  Nailed it. 

[MissMel]

[SPLAIN]

Holy moly the resemblance is uncanny.  They are both ugly.

Those marks on Jenelle's arms! I've seen many marks like that on abuse victims.

[Mkay]

Didn't know if this was posted yet.  Fits with the pictures posted. 

[bethster2000]

I am all about true crime; I have been for over thirty years.  Diane Downs is one of the few killers who legit scares the shit out of me.

[CofCinci]

Dude needs to go fill streets with uppercuts - not his partner. 

[Uncle JUICE]

21 hours ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

All this talk about her face and no one noticed her GIANT belly button? That think skeeves me out.

It looks like a dog's asshole. 

[Mkay]

8 hours ago, bethster2000 said:

I am all about true crime; I have been for over thirty years.  Diane Downs is one of the few killers who legit scares the shit out of me.

My entire book collection is 98% true crime.  Diane downs is pretty crazy.  I can't hear "Hungry Like a Wolf" without thinking of her. 

[MissMel]

Apparently she was a cheerleader at some point.  I had no idea:

[toodywoody]

Forehead was even huge then, what was that like 12 years old? But Barb was so mean and didn't give her anything or do anything for her.

Edited October 7, 2017 by toodywoody

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Forehead was even huge then, what was that like 12 years old? But Barb was so mean and didn't give her anything or do anything for her.

I bet she  had to buy her uniform all by herself because Barbara didn't love her. ? 

Edited October 8, 2017 by Mkay
Fat fingers on a cell phone.

[druzy]

Jenelle's fighting again...

Edited October 7, 2017 by druzy

[DangerousMinds]

Clearly she knows nothing about "her" own products.

[ghoulina]

Those marks on her arm look weird. They're not bruises.....yet. Almost looks as if they JUST happened. 

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Those marks on her arm look weird. They're not bruises.....yet. Almost looks as if they JUST happened. 

Yes, they look like as if David must have recently grabbed her.  If you look at the marks, they are finger marks, not thumb marks. If he was grabbing her while facing her, thumb marks would be visible while the finger marks would be on the back of her arm. Since there are finger marks showing on the front of her arm, he must have grabbed her from behind. 

Was Jenelle trying to get away from him? Was she trying to get out of the vehicle? Did David go up behind her and grab her? Was she having a tantrum and was acting agitated where David felt he had to grab her? I remember back in high school watching kids trying to hold back a friend from getting into a fight and they had to grab them by the arms. They would have those marks on their arm. Did she have it on both arms or one? 

Edited October 7, 2017 by GreatKazu
they not there