Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta - General Discussion

[vavavoom]

All i can say about Kaleena and Taliban Tony is where they furniture at? That house is ridiculously empty.

 

I was about 2 months behind on this show, but I had to come in here to quote this.  I wasn't ready! 

 

I'm finally caught up so now I just have to do the reunions.  Hope to see y'all in Hollywood!

Edited September 2, 2015 by vavavoom

[Jade Foxx]

 

I about fell off the couch laughing when Joseline was talking about how she ate Mimi's box all night, as the camera panned around the room and everybody was picking their jaws up off the floor (while Kirk the only idiot clapping like he at one of his kid's dance recital). All Mimi could do was sit there and smile. She was probably thinking like yeah the shit was good, but Imma try my best not to admit it. Fail.

 

^^ I re-watched that scene about 20 times, at minimum.  NO LIE!

 

Talk about a bombshell. lol.  Does anyone have an idea about the timeline - as in, did the Steebie/Mimi/Jossy hook-up happen way before the show started? If I remember correctly, Stevie and Joseline hadn't been together long when the series aired. 

 

 

Joseline is basic. That performance was like what J. Lo looked like in rehearsal back in 1998.

 

That's why I'm always rooting for Joseline. I think she knows she's not J. Lo level circa 1998, and she's not deluding herself that she'll reach Beyonce level status. She's just happy to be on stage, and making her low-production music videos and "appearances." Considering where she started, THIS is like hitting the lotto.

 

#TeamPuertoRicanPrincess! She IS the American dream!

Edited September 2, 2015 by Jade Foxx

[FuriousStyles]

^^ I re-watched that scene about 20 times, at minimum. NO LIE!

You aint the only one. It took me about 15 minutes to watch that scene, because I just kept rewinding it. It was like a big play in a football game that they keep rewatching from all different angles. My neighbors must have thought I went crazy because I was howling!

From the sounds of it, Mimi and Stevie was still together, because Joseline said something about how she had to get Mimi's man (I assume she means Stevie) to sleep with Mimi but he didnt want to. And then she said something about Stevie falling asleep.

[truthaboutluv]

I do remember that during the reunion for the first season, the host asked Joseline about hating Mimi and she said that she actually had nothing but love for Mimi and didn't hate her. She basically stated it was because she was Stevie's daughter's mother and that Mimi was important to him. As the seasons went on it became more of the storyline about the two of them fighting over Stevie.

[FuriousStyles]

I was just on twitter and there was a link to a vh1 page where Mimi said the hook-up with her and Joseline was NOT a threesome. Stevie fell asleep and the two of them just sat up talking amd drinking, and then basically Joseline came on to her and she let Joseline eat it. This was early in season 1, when Joseline became a full time cast member.

[truthaboutluv]

I can believe that because Joseline did say that Stevie was sleeping. In all the shocked reaction at just the fact that she and Mimi hooked up, I think some missed when she said that part. 

[27bored]

Joseline must eat the box like a champ, Mimi wants back into the three some.

 

She might want back into the threesome, but I get the feeling Joseline eats the box like she's a zombie and it's 28 Days Later. Her eyes probably get bloodshot goddamn red and she just goes in kamikaze style on your shit like it's an old skyscraper and her mouth is a fucking wrecking ball.

 

They really need to come out with a list of the bisexual women who probably can't eat pussy, because I think Joseline and Miley would be duking it out for number one.

[OnceSane]

Stevie J and Joseline Hernandez's spinoff show premieres January 25, 2016.

[RCharter]

Stevie J and Joseline Hernandez's spinoff show premieres January 25, 2016.

Interesting.  I'll at least watch an episode, but I could see it almost being boring because of the overacting.

[sunsheyen]

Interesting.  I'll at least watch an episode, but I could see it almost being boring because of the overacting.

Ever since the dramatic note leaving and sneak off to LÀ, I've been relatively disinterested in this show. I don't need their bad acting or Joseline's delusions in a city where plenty of actually talented people struggle to get big. Also, Stevie is apparently back on drugs (was court ordered to rehab last month), and I don't like junkie Stevie. He was so much more entertaining last season, sober. I also don't think sober Stevie likes Joseline very much.

[OrientalAmish]

""It look like a high school talent show up there."

 

http://www.vh1.com/shows/stevie-j-joseline-go-hollywood/stevie-j-compliments-joseline/1266946/video/#id=1739007 <--- Preview of season 1 Stevie J + Joseline Go Hollywood....

[sunsheyen]

Ok folks, I'll paste this in a couple of places since it includes "stars" from several series. "The Next 15" produced by Carlos King seems to be the next iteration of "Surreal Life" without the living together part. New York (Tiffany Pollard), Jennifer Williams, Laura Govan, Benzino, Karamo (first openly gay black guy on Real World), Claudia Jordan and others explore what it's like trying to make a career of reality tv. Meta meta trash. Hopefully ego clashes, desperation, and immaturity will give us something good. I can't imagine that Jennifer or Benzino will be that interesting, but we'll see. Slated to start in Feb on TVOne. http://www.realitytea.com/2015/11/09/claudia-jordan-star-new-reality-show-next-15-tiffany-pollard-benzino-jennifer-williams/#/slide/1

[RCharter]

Ok folks, I'll paste this in a couple of places since it includes "stars" from several series. "The Next 15" produced by Carlos King seems to be the next iteration of "Surreal Life" without the living together part. New York (Tiffany Pollard), Jennifer Williams, Laura Govan, Benzino, Karamo (first openly gay black guy on Real World), Claudia Jordan and others explore what it's like trying to make a career of reality tv. Meta meta trash. Hopefully ego clashes, desperation, and immaturity will give us something good. I can't imagine that Jennifer or Benzino will be that interesting, but we'll see. Slated to start in Feb on TVOne. http://www.realitytea.com/2015/11/09/claudia-jordan-star-new-reality-show-next-15-tiffany-pollard-benzino-jennifer-williams/#/slide/1

I've heard about this and I'm excited!  These are people who know the game and are desperate.  There will be many shenanigans.  I actually think Benzino could be super interesting.  I liked him as the down to earth friend with no neck.  And then he became an angry guy with no neck.  I really don't think that reality TV is a good fit for Claudia Jordan, but I'll be interested to see if she brings a little more fire and spice to reality TV the second time around.  Maybe it will be different when it is her show and she is cast from the beginning instead of joining an already established cast.

 

I'll be interested to see New York and CJ/Jennifer.  I'm sure they both think they are better than her, and I'm sure she doesn't share that opinion.

 

You know who I wish they would find, is that guy Puck that was on the Real World.  Now THAT guy was a disaster.

[Brooklynista]

Ok folks, I'll paste this in a couple of places since it includes "stars" from several series. "The Next 15" produced by Carlos King seems to be the next iteration of "Surreal Life" without the living together part. New York (Tiffany Pollard), Jennifer Williams, Laura Govan, Benzino, Karamo (first openly gay black guy on Real World), Claudia Jordan and others explore what it's like trying to make a career of reality tv. Meta meta trash. Hopefully ego clashes, desperation, and immaturity will give us something good. I can't imagine that Jennifer or Benzino will be that interesting, but we'll see. Slated to start in Feb on TVOne. http://www.realitytea.com/2015/11/09/claudia-jordan-star-new-reality-show-next-15-tiffany-pollard-benzino-jennifer-williams/#/slide/1

So this is like the black version of the Surreal Life?  I'm in!

 

I hope it catches on.  Nene Leakes countdown clock has already started.

[vavavoom]

Ok folks, I'll paste this in a couple of places since it includes "stars" from several series. "The Next 15" produced by Carlos King seems to be the next iteration of "Surreal Life" without the living together part. New York (Tiffany Pollard), Jennifer Williams, Laura Govan, Benzino, Karamo (first openly gay black guy on Real World), Claudia Jordan and others explore what it's like trying to make a career of reality tv. Meta meta trash. Hopefully ego clashes, desperation, and immaturity will give us something good. I can't imagine that Jennifer or Benzino will be that interesting, but we'll see. Slated to start in Feb on TVOne. http://www.realitytea.com/2015/11/09/claudia-jordan-star-new-reality-show-next-15-tiffany-pollard-benzino-jennifer-williams/#/slide/1

 

OK now this makes sense.  I've seen Benzino and The-The cutting up on social media recently, and I couldn't figure out why.  I guess he needs to keep his name out there in order to promote the show.  

[RCharter]

http://www.vh1.com/shows/null/stevie-j-compliments-joseline/1266946/video/#id=1739007

 

Rut Roh y'all.....people booing Joseline!  Say what????

Edited January 3, 2016 by RCharter

[Brooklynista]

Oh please don't tell me they dragged Ms Boom Boom Kat into this mess. Say it ain't so Laurie Ann.

Edited January 3, 2016 by Brooklynista

[Brooklynista]

http://www.hot97.com/news/nessa/what-do-you-think-former-love-hip-hop-star-made-some-major-changes-her-body-photo

I'm almost proud of Erica?

[luckyroll3]

Didn't realize she and Bowwow ended their engagement.

[Brooklynista]

Didn't realize she and Bowwow ended their engagement.

Yeah ya did. You knew that was over when it started.

[RCharter]

http://www.hot97.com/news/nessa/what-do-you-think-former-love-hip-hop-star-made-some-major-changes-her-body-photo

I'm almost proud of Erica?

I would be proud of her if she did it for some personal reason, or because she didn't want to be objectified as a sex object anymore.  She did it for a role....and I sincerely hope she gets it since she went through all this trouble....

[sereion1]

Season Premiere: April 4. Let the ratchetness begin!

[Magog]

 

Season Premiere: April 4. Let the ratchetness begin!

 

 

It can't come soon enough. Its always such a trainwreck, but reading the comments here about Love & Hip Hop always makes me laugh. 

 

Speaking of rachetness, there will be somebody new appearing on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta this season. 

 

http://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2016/03/love-and-hip-hop-atlanta-adds-first.html  (D. Smith)

 

I have never heard of D Smith & that music video of her is absolutely horrible. How does Mona Scott keep on finding these losers?

Edited March 9, 2016 by Magog

[sereion]

http://www.vh1.com/video-clips/62wns6/love-and-hip-hop-atlanta-love-hip-hop-atlanta-season-5-extended-preview

Season Premiere trailer

[OnceSane]

Episode 1:

"Of Kings and Queens"

Mimi's new relationship has everyone talking; Momma Dee snuffs out treason in the palace; the King family has everyone on edge.

Airs April 4, 2016.

[FuriousStyles]

Mimi:  I never thought I'd be in relationship with a woman.

Me:  Really?  Because I sure did.    I WISH I could have bet money on this because I just KNEW Mimi was going switch teams.  I ALWAYS thought her and Ariane had something going on at one point or another.  But yeah, it was only a matter of time.

 

So either Kirk and Rasheeda are the shittiest friends in the world or they think Scrappy really is a shit father.  With those 3, I really can't tell.  Could be both options actually.

 

I'm confused.  There are 2 Scrappys on the show now?  For the longest I was like who the fuck is this lady saying she is Scrap's mother. And who the fuck is Tiara?  Sound like some old trifling man playing two females tired ass story AGAIN.  Who is the Papoose of Atlanta?  Where are the good guys.  And I mean the real good guy, not Stevie J type of good guy.

[sereion]

Lawd. Mimi done switch teams; I totally didn't see that coming!

Good to know Mama Dee still brings the crazy with royal metaphors. Seeing Rasheeda's mom go toe to toe with her is going to be hilarious.

[Brooklynista]

Oh Ariane. The pain of congratulating Mimi on her new love thru gritted teeth. Poor thing is probably crying herself to sleep at night screaming "I thought it would have been mee!"

[Jodie Landon]

Oh Ariane. The pain of congratulating Mimi on her new love thru gritted teeth. Poor thing is probably crying herself to sleep at night screaming "I thought it would have been mee!"

This. I'm not surprised that Mimi is with a woman given her admission that she wasn't stingy with her kutty kat when it came to the Puerto Rican Princess. I'm more surprised that the woman isn't Ariane. I always thought that they were secretly dating.

Edited April 5, 2016 by Jodie Landon

[lasandi]

OMG, the very, very end of the episode, the coming attractions for the season, that is, when messy Carly R's guy opened that ring box and she fainted and fell to the floor, I could not help but remember the last time a guy opened a ring box to ask her hand in marriage, she made the most hideous mistake of all time by uttering the 3 most hated words in the English language which were "are you sure?" which caused that ring box to slam shut and broke up the relationship. No wonder this time the poor girl passed out. LOL best not to say anything.

[Tallulahbaby]

Scrap needs to condition and moisturize that man bun.

[OnceSane]

You know Ariane mad she gotta be the side chick in Mimi's new relationship.

New Scrappy (Scrappy Doo? Scrappy Lite?) looks like same shit different day…I wonder if he has shiddy feet like Peter "I'll knock you up by looking at you" Gunz? Oh and how does his chick look like a black, less eloquent MariahLynn? Mona castin' real specific types these days.

I sat through every episode of that fucking spinoff and the Puerto Rican Princess can't even show up on episode one? I hate you, show. See you next week.

[RCharter]

This. I'm not surprised that Mimi is with a woman given her admission that she wasn't stingy with her kutty kat when it came to the Puerto Rican Princess. I'm more surprised that the woman isn't Ariane. I always thought that they were secretly dating.

Me too, I realize I shouldn't speculate but I'm fairly certain Mimi and Ariane have been familiar with each other in the biblical sense at some point.  Because I specifically remember Ariane and Mimi getting into some sort of heated argument, and I swear I thought they were going to end up making out.  It was a little uncomfortable.

[Brooklynista]

OMG, the very, very end of the episode, the coming attractions for the season, that is, when messy Carly R's guy opened that ring box and she fainted and fell to the floor, I could not help but remember the last time a guy opened a ring box to ask her hand in marriage, she made the most hideous mistake of all time by uttering the 3 most hated words in the English language which were "are you sure?" which caused that ring box to slam shut and broke up the relationship. No wonder this time the poor girl passed out. LOL best not to say anything.

Was that Lyfe Jennings?? Karlie won't have to worry about saying the wrong thing with him. He doesn't normally stay out of county for very long anyway. He's probably just looking for somebody to keep his commissary stocked.

[RCharter]

ugh, why did they add boring ass Tammy to the cast?  I would have preferred Kalenna, or just no one at all.  Tammy is a boring try hard.  Boo.

Sass and Scraff?  You gave birth to two human sons and that is what you named them....oh boy.

 

LOL, Ariane is so salty!  I agree with the poster above who said they may be secretly dating, because Ariane was still holding Mimi's hand to go get cake.  So I wonder if "Chris" just isn't a ruse.....and of course Ariane all bitter because Chris isn't even Mimi's type....only Ariane is Mimi's type.  I wonder if Mimi and Ariane will eventually end up on some ID show.

Edited April 5, 2016 by RCharter

[RCharter]

Oh Ariane. The pain of congratulating Mimi on her new love thru gritted teeth. Poor thing is probably crying herself to sleep at night screaming "I thought it would have been mee!"

It's all fun and games until someone ends up on ID channel.  I'm thinking maybe "Wicked Attraction" "Fatal Vows" "I Killed My BFF" or maybe even "Swamp Murders" depending on where Ariane dumps Mimi's lifeless body.

[Brooklynista]

Can we talk about the bad skin on Sassafras or whatever their names are? Proactive is your friend fellas.

Oh and Scrappy, if your momma wants you to guest on her album you best take her up on it. Lord knows ain't nobody else looking to recordnyeeeze your ass.

 

 

Edited because I really know the difference between They're, There and Their

Edited April 5, 2016 by Brooklynista

[RCharter]

Mimi:  I never thought I'd be in relationship with a woman.

Me:  Really?  Because I sure did.    I WISH I could have bet money on this because I just KNEW Mimi was going switch teams.  I ALWAYS thought her and Ariane had something going on at one point or another.  But yeah, it was only a matter of time.

 

So either Kirk and Rasheeda are the shittiest friends in the world or they think Scrappy really is a shit father.  With those 3, I really can't tell.  Could be both options actually.

 

I'm confused.  There are 2 Scrappys on the show now?  For the longest I was like who the fuck is this lady saying she is Scrap's mother. And who the fuck is Tiara?  Sound like some old trifling man playing two females tired ass story AGAIN.  Who is the Papoose of Atlanta?  Where are the good guys.  And I mean the real good guy, not Stevie J type of good guy.

My question is....how does Scrappy not have any other friends, family members, church members that can vow for his good character?  How do you get to that age and have burned every bridge you have?

 

I'm mesmerized by New Scrapps hair.  I don't like it down, but I really like it in a bun, and I don't know why, because I generally hate a man bun.  I want to know his routine and what products he is using.  Is he relaxing on the regular?  Or is he flat ironing?  Or Keratin treatments?

 

I'm not surprised by Mimi either.....but the Chris girl looks so uncomfortable that I can totally see where she would be a cover for Mimi's real relationship with Ariane.  How quick until we find out Chris has a "rap career" or is an "up and coming singer" or something equally dumb and this is her reason for trying to get onto the show.  Or worse yet......some vehicle to release another damn sex tape.

 

I wonder what Margeaux is up to?  

 

Tiara has a nice body, but she has a very strong man face.  I wonder how she works at one of the top financial firms and she isn't making enough that she has to do bottle service at night?  The people I know in finance make gobs of money.

Can we talk about the bad skin on Sassafras or whatever they're names are? Proactive is your friend fellas.

 

I'm laughing out loud right now :)

 

I bet you a million bucks KK's dog has a more human name than her sons.

[coxtradamus]

At this point, I feel like we're watching an extremely bad African-American improv comedy troup.   

[lasandi]

I just don't believe anything that comes out of Mimi's mouth. I think she would do anything or say anything to keep herself on and poppin' on this show.

[sereion1]

Oh and Scrappy, if your momma wants you to guest on her album you best take her up on it. Lord knows ain't nobody else looking to recordnyeeeze your ass.

 

 

See, you ain't even right! LOL!!!

[SistaLadybug]

I'm not shocked at all by the revelation that Mimi is dating a woman.  I've always felt palpable sexual tension between her and Joseline, not to mention that Ariane has always acted like a woman scorned when it comes to Mimi.  I'm pretty sure she and Ariane slept together at some point and we know about Mimi and Joseline.  Chris has a little swag.  I can see it.  Mimi has done worse, certainly.  

 

I don't even remember King Scrap's BM's name but I do know that I side-eye the idea that between her financial firm job and serving bottles she can't manage to afford a whole shirt.

 

King Scrap needs a hot oil treatment, BTW.

[Tallulahbaby]

When Rasheeda called Chris Frankie Lymon, I had to physically get up and walk out the room. I was done.

Edited April 6, 2016 by Tallulahbaby

[KungFuBunny]

Mimi and Chris...Ariana went from side kick to side chick....oooh she mad!

 

2 Scrappy's? Seriously?

Now wait....Scrappy 2.0 are they saying their last name is King? and his son is named King?

 

Tammy is back....so do we get to see WhatThePhucka again? I'm gonna need closed captions for this crowd

Will Mama Deb have her Flock Of Seagulls blond wig?

 

I didn't understand the whole Mama Dee taking out twigs from her bag to create a nest...and neither did she.

How is Rasheeda the highest earner in that mall? Nobody was in the shop. Is it a front an they sell drugs?

 

Rsheeda and Carly Red made up? I guess they did this for the show paycheck.

 

When Rasheeda called Chris Frankie Lymon, I had to physically get up and walk out the room. I was done.

 

Throw in 1/4 cup of Bruno Mars...Bwahahaha

[RCharter]

 

I didn't understand the whole Mama Dee taking out twigs from her bag to create a nest...and neither did she.

How is Rasheeda the highest earner in that mall? Nobody was in the shop. Is it a front an they sell drugs?

 

But how great is it that she travels with props for her ratchetness?  That is dedication.  She took the time to collect some twigs, put them in a bag, carry that bag to a shop, clear out a space and get down and arrange the twigs......the time commitment alone is impressive.

[sunsheyen]

Mama Dee and her props. After seeing her performance art, I wondered what she would have done had Rasheeda and Shirleen responded kindly and apologetically. I'm sure there was a backup plan, I just want to know what it was. I ain't mad, she's working hard to keep the whole family employed, because her son sure is dull AF. Also, after being married to Earnest for decades and him being in prison for a decade more, surely she can't be surprised at his funny with money ways. 

 

I cannot be the only one who had to rewind several times just to hear Scrappy say "mRoosic." Happy I don't have to see the Bam again. I was sick of her back on BBW LA. He and Joc better cook up something real juicy, because I can't see either of them lasting another season if they have to rely on bachelor pad wacky hijinks. No one could have told 2006 Sunsheyen that in ten years, Scrappy and Joc would be living together, trying to save on the rent because they ran out of baby mamas to exploit on tv.

 

When are Steebie and MiMi going to get back together? It's coming, I just know it. Poor Ariane, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

 

This new family is not at all intriguing. I just see run of the mill rachetry. Not at all interested in that Tommie chick (who gives me Jennifer from BBW Miami vibes when she talks), and let's be real, the baby momma is probably working in a Bank of America call center or something. She can miss me with that top financial firm job bullshit. 

 

Jessica Dime better stop being cool with everybody if she wants to keep her job. I wonder if she will take on Tommie for her dirty ways, maybe team up with Mimi to shut her down.

 

Tammy who? Waka why? Deb is the only one we need out of that family.

 

I'm really only here for Eva's parents, to see Steebie's shenettigans with the new alleged baby mama, and to know what K. Michelle is going to try to stir up.

Edited April 7, 2016 by sunsheyen

[OnceSane]

Episode 2:

"Full Disclosure"

Tommie and Tiarra create chaos at Mimi's party; Tiarra gives Scrapp an ultimatum; Tammy learns surprising news about a new model.

Airs April 11, 2016.

[appledumpling]

Tiara has a nice body, but she has a very strong man face.  I wonder how she works at one of the top financial firms and she isn't making enough that she has to do bottle service at night?  The people I know in finance make gobs of money.

 

 

I could be wrong but I don't think she said she works in finance, just that she works for one of the largest finance companies.  She could be anything like the cleaning lady or working in the mail room, anything at the lower end of the pay scale, hence her need for a second job.

Edited April 11, 2016 by appledumpling

[RCharter]

I could be wrong but I don't think she said she works in finance, just that she works for one of the largest finance companies.  She could be anything like the cleaning lady or working in the mail room, anything at the lower end of the pay scale, hence her need for a second job.

True, I think I listened more to the tone of her words and not the actual words themselves.  To me, she was selling it like she was doing something very impressive for a top finance company....but in reality, given that she didn't actually tell us what her job was, I guess it could be anything.

[vavavoom]

I bet you a million bucks KK's dog has a more human name than her sons.

 

Scrapp, go take Franklin for a walk!  Put some food in Henrietta's bowl!

 

2 Scrappy's? Seriously?

Now wait....Scrappy 2.0 are they saying their last name is King? and his son is named King?

 

I'm confused (would Scrappy pronounce is confroosed) by that.  Is his name King King?  Kang Kang?  I was also confused for a while trying to figure out the Scrapp thing.  I kept talking out loud and asking myself where this new baby mama came from.  I thought Erica Dixon was the baby mama.  Then I realized, there's a new Scrapp in town.  Does he go by Scrapp and Mama Dee's son goes by Scrappy?

 

I had an immediate dislike for Tommie.  The fake bougie way she talks gets on my nerves.  Did y'all see the article with her alleged mugshots?