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"The truth will come out" is something people say when they don't have an explanation for bad behavior being seen.  They think if they just keep alluding to the "truth" at some future date, then people will actually believe what's being shown NOW isn't actually the truth, or is falsely edited, or whatever else.  I really don't think the Messer clan WANTS the truth to come out.  I can only imagine how bad it actually is.

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I agree with you but please believe me when I say it is very, very common in that region. I mentioned earlier in the thread that my own stepdad had the same foul habit and was also addicted to Dr. Pepper, and used the old bottles to spit his "dip" out in. Young me once came along, wondering how I got so lucky to find a half-empty Dr. Pepper and took a sip, and well...

I never told my mom about that, because a) I felt so stupid after, and b) I was afraid she might kill my stepdad. ;-)

Anyway, my point is that with Leah being as white trash as she is, she'll never be able to attract a guy who's decent-looking, treats her well, AND doesn't have any disgusting habits.

Eeew! I'm horrified that happened to you! I will never be able to see the sight of someone having a Dr. Pepper again without gagging.

I know if the tobacco is the worst thing about Corey, the girlses have it pretty good. I just don't want to see it!

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Leah seemed very worried about getting the girls to school on time. She even made a comment (paraphrasing) "Yay, we're going to be ON TIME!" Crazy ass bitch. Tapping herself on the back for doing something that she should be doing all the time. Just that comment alone tells me the girls have been tardy to school a lot. Those girls have been burning the midnight oil far too many times when Jermy isn't around.

 

Jermy didn't have a care in the world about the conversation Cory and Leah were having about the potential for 50/50 or 4+4 custody. When Cory tried to get Jermy's input, he quickly made it be known he has no fucks to give. He is already checked out on his marriage and is only thinking about how he and Leah will be working out their own custody arrangement. To hell with the twins and Cory.

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Jermy didn't have a care in the world about the conversation Cory and Leah were having about the potential for 50/50 or 4+4 custody. When Cory tried to get Jermy's input, he quickly made it be known he has no fucks to give. He is already checked out on his marriage and is only thinking about how he and Leah will be working out their own custody arrangement. To hell with the twins and Cory.

It's December in show time, isn't it? Leah and Jeremy were separated before that based on his facebook status and twitter rants, right? I'm guessing MTV cut Jeremy a nice check to "work things out" and Leah agreed to sign on for the season if the Robbie stuff wasn't talked about. Instead, they're going with the "things are strained because of Corey and Jeremy being gone all the time" narrative.
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You are correct.  They started filming in December.There was a delay in filming because of Leah being a hold out due to the problems in her life:

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/12/leah-messer-marital-problems-jeremy-calvert-teen-mom-2/

 

I can't remember the fine details, but Jermy was tweeting that Leah was a slut back in October. I just remember too much stuff going on between those two with tweets, him leaving her, and then supposedly going back to her. It could be that he was back with Leah simply for the MTV check.

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Well, when I see Gracie, I just see that demonic child that Kazu posted a picture of.

Can't help it.

I'm telling you, that is how I see Gracie all the time. I can't help it either. Look at my avatar!

 

Can anyone do a side by side comparison of that photo of the evil child and Gracie side by side? I am not sure how to do it.

 

With the shit that happened on last night's show, just imagine how it is now that Leah is back home with Missing Chromosome Dawn?

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I'm telling you, that is how I see Gracie all the time. I can't help it either. Look at my avatar!

Can anyone do a side by side comparison of that photo of the evil child and Gracie side by side? I am not sure how to do it.

With the shit that happened on last night's show, just imagine how it is now that Leah is back home with Missing Chromosome Dawn?

Dxmn. My sides hurt.

Oh please, someone do a side-by-side!

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If I thought Leah was intelligent, I would guess that she planned to dress her, Adderall, and evil twin in the same/matching color, and Ali not matching with the rest. And look at that "Get me out of here" face on her? Girl is gonna go far just to spite her mother. 

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Someone posted this story a few days ago.

 

 

 

I felt horrible for Gracie who was probably so excited about her cheer competition only to have it ruined by Leah and Jeremy's screaming match.

How much you want to bet that she has had a lot of special days ruined by Leah behaving that exact same way? Jermy not only looked checked out, but he also seemed as if that chaos was the norm. He did not seem fazed by what was going on. He was just ready to say good-bye to that mess that is known as Leah.

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Drew will need a longer couch if the girls keep bringing every ex. I'm thinking there should be a one guy at a time rule. You get to have your original baby's dad from 16&P, plus you can bring a current SO. Things would get crazy if they do a catchup show with everyone. "Now Jeremy, how do you feel about Leah's new boyfriend? Corey, what about you?" That's nuts!!

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I'm hoping the weight Leah has gained means she is currently off of the drugs. A lot of times even people who are normally thin will gain some weight when they quit drugs, alcohol, and/or smoking because they are replacing those addictions with sugar, snacks, etc.

(BTW, She's still not big by any means and I don't mean to imply that she is. I think she looks good in the reunion picture....better than she's looked in a long time.)

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Leah does look healthier. I wish I could say it gives me hope for her, but the fact she still has that guy in her life and around her kids makes me cringe.

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Count me in as also thinking Leah looks like she's at a healthy weight.  She looks good with the extra curves.  I actually think Jennelle looks cute as well.  If only her nasty attitude improved as well. 

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I can't remember the fine details, but Jermy was tweeting that Leah was a slut back in October. I just remember too much stuff going on between those two with tweets, him leaving her, and then supposedly going back to her. It could be that he was back with Leah simply for the MTV check.

I thought I saw Halloween decorations in this episode, though they've shown that the footage isn't necessarily used in chrono order. Too bad that they seem to have promised Leah not to bring up A-cock-alypse Now in order to get her on this season.

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Ooooh, Leah does look healthier. That could definitely be a sign she's off the drugs, you tend to put on weight. I hope so anyhow. Now someone just needs to fix her need-a-dick problem. 

 

Kail, what is up with her trying to look mature in blazers???? This is not the first time. 

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I thought I saw Halloween decorations in this episode, though they've shown that the footage isn't necessarily used in chrono order.

If the Halloween decorations were up in Leah's house, it could be footage from March. Girl is not on top of stuff.

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I am having a bad fit of the giggles over here as I read "two chin scarves".  That should be the clothing line with Kail's name on it.

 

As for CrossFit? Girl better get her money back. She is still lookin' round. Kaiser is her twin.

 

Back to Leah, she may look good and healthy, but did rehab do anything about her fucked up need to have a dick between her legs?

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I am having a bad fit of the giggles over here as I read "two chin scarves". That should be the clothing line with Kail's name on it.

As for CrossFit, girl better get her money back. She is still lookin' round. Kaiser is her twin.

Back to Leah, she may look good and healthy, but did rehab do anything about her fucked up need to have a dick between her legs?

Pff... the giggles just got passed over here with that post, Kazu!

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Pff... the giggles just got passed over here with that post, Kazu!

I'd love to have a roundtable with you all, some drinks maybe, as we say all of this stuff about the teen moms to each other. I'd probably snort my drink outta my nose.

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I'd love to have a roundtable with you all, some drinks maybe, as we say all of this stuff about the teen moms to each other. I'd probably snort my drink outta my nose.

I'll provide the cheetos, canned pasta, and juice boxes that contain zero percent actual juice! Oh, and the libations of course!

Hm, what to wear?

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If I thought Leah was intelligent, I would guess that she planned to dress her, Adderall, and evil twin in the same/matching color, and Ali not matching with the rest. And look at that "Get me out of here" face on her? Girl is gonna go far just to spite her mother. 

Leah definitely looks much, much healthier but her children are as unkempt looking as ever, except maybe Adderall. Their hair looks filthy and doesn't she have some nice little twin outfits they could wear for the cameras? Or nice non-matching outfits.

 

Jenelle looks sleazy in that yellow outfit and in some of the images it looks like she's had some work done on her face. 

 

Love that Corey and Randylicous are buds.

 

Kailyn has either body issues or really bad fashion taste, probably a combo of both because she always wears dumpy clothes.

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I'd prefer a blue Hug, thanks

Blue marker on the side to color-coordinate your face?

The Hugs will be served with a split, will belwilderment and confusion ensue?

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I am having a bad fit of the giggles over here as I read "two chin scarves". That should be the clothing line with Kail's name on it.

As for CrossFit? Girl better get her money back. She is still lookin' round. Kaiser is her twin.

Back to Leah, she may look good and healthy, but did rehab do anything about her fucked up need to have a dick between her legs?

She probably uses CROSSFIT as a cover for seeing her side piece! Lol Edited by FlowerofCarnage
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Leah definitely looks much, much healthier but her children are as unkempt looking as ever, except maybe Adderall. Their hair looks filthy and doesn't she have some nice little twin outfits they could wear for the cameras? Or nice non-matching outfits.

Have we ever seen Adderall in a dress? Or with her hair done with a headband/bow/barrette? Any form of dress to indicate she's a little girl?

Her uniform seems to be ill-fitting, oversized 80s-wash denim, be it jeans, overalls or shorts.

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Her uniform seems to be ill-fitting, oversized 80s-wash denim, be it jeans, overalls or shorts.

I am surprised the girlses aren't in camo most of the time.

 

Can I have a can of Spaghettios instead at this roundtable? I'll bring a carton of cigarettes and a box of un-used Mary Kay products as gifts.

 

What should I wear? Should we wear camo style clothes so we can recognize one another?

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No deer cams. Those just cause problems. That alone would downgrade the whole event.

If there's gonna be Spaghettios!? I'm gonna need sliced franks in mine. I'll bring some butter for the bread.

I think we should also wear headbands. And maybe some colored clip-on hair things. Do they still make that stuff that looked like mascara but it was for streaking your hair?

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Make sure to wear Depends in case you pee in your pants!

 

 

She probably uses CROSSFIT as a cover for seeing her side piece! Lol

LOL I almost choked on my snack here.  So damn true!!

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I'll bring the piles of random crap to add to the atmosphere, Leah style. Plus I'll see if I can track down some of that magic shampoo so that we can all pass the obligatory drug tests. 

No need to brush your hair either, just throw a headband on and walk out the door.  

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I'll be wearing a Loretta Lynn-style fringed sweater and carrying the evil upside-down cross demon doll from last season! I'll bring the old freezer cookies drownding in extra sugar. Plus some energy drinks in case y'all are so tard from only getting seven hours of sleep because you were up all evening sitting in your car in a desolate West Virginia parking lot.

 

Will my hair be brushed? No.

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Jenelle looks sleazy in that yellow outfit and in some of the images it looks like she's had some work done on her face. 

The skimpy clothes under the graduation gown just make her look like she signed up to do a college-themed porn with Vivid.

I'll be wearing a Loretta Lynn-style fringed sweater and carrying the evil upside-down cross demon doll from last season!

Don't forget the giant penis-fly-trap flower in the hair to go with the sweater.

Absolutely! Have you seen the new design? I bet there won't be a spot on the floor.

I'm worried about not having the right shade of eyeshadow for the cat, though.

They were going for a Juggalo cat, but Leah's family had used up most of the makeup so they didn't get to finish.

No deer cams. Those just cause problems. That alone would downgrade the whole event.

If there's gonna be Spaghettios!? I'm gonna need sliced franks in mine.

Don't get the beef franks. They are too hard for Leah to chew.

 

The REAL reason Teen Mom 2 Leah Messer and Corey Simms marraige ended! Poor hot dog choices!!!

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