Season 6 Discussion

[Toaster Strudel]

Sigh. I will now report on the Larissa/Fernanda battle of the looks. Goodbye, precious IQ points I can't spare.

One of the warring factions is late and not properly attired to slay enemies with style and bodacious curves. "Are you ready to protect me? You are my Prince," coos Larissa to the husband she shares with toothless Debbie.  Larissa is not pretending to come in peace. "My enemies are there and THEY LOOK AMAZING" she panics, threatening to make a tactical retreat and go home. I give her points for understanding the lay of war theater: superficiality.

The crew is trying to get her some last minute ammo from an online clothing store, but she rejects matronly offerings until they come up with a "sexy dress to rival these bitches." I assume that "bitches" didn't include Kalani's massive red dress that she was pulling down to hide her sandals (they were nice, what was up with that?), or Satan's peculiar Medieval/Asian/Disco fusion top, Olga wasn't there so by process of elimination, "bitches" plural form meant: Fernanda and Fernanda alone.

Larissa is kinda right, no one cares about Fernanda, she is not interesting in the least. Do you care about Fernanda? I don't! Jonathan, who is normally smart, articulate, and reasonable, regresses to Fernanda's intellectual and emotional level when it comes to trash-talking Larissa. She mocks Larissa's body, she's calling her a bitch before she even arrives, they laugh about smelling trash so Larissa has to be near. Not only did Fernanda start it on social media, but she's starting it at the Tell Nothing as well. "I don't really care, it was more comfortable without them, because they are mean!"

Coltee fires the first real shot. "Pathetic is paying for a 16 yr old bride and paying for her car, college and bewbies!"

Ooooooooo Coltee went for shock and awe by blasting his flamethrower on MAX, leaving a devastating trail of cinders and third degree burns. I mean, can you imagine the audacity of being generous to someone you love?  With actual money? Take that Jonathan, you should have baited and switched like the Master! Yes Fernanda, I'll pay for your education... then send her a used copy of Hooked On Phonics! That's the Coltee way.

But Jonathan was not completely roasted by this attack, and he mustered enough strength to drop the Mother Of All Bombs, and I mean "mother" literally.

"YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER!!! HA!"

And this how Coltee became the first casualty. It turns out Coltee had used all his firepower in his first salvo, and suffered a fatal return blow in the most vulnerable area of his freak anatomy.

Larissa's garrison did not miss a beat to mind the dead, and machine-gunned Fernanda. "You're jealous! Your body is bones! Go buy yourself a butt!"

And then the show ended, but I'm pretty sure that Larissa totally missed her mark. Her insult game has speed going for it, but at the cost of accuracy.

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Adeejay said:

Steven got off easily; he should have been held accountable for his actions.  Poor Olga.  He planned to abscond with "myson". Low life!

I couldn't believe he had NO regrets about all that nastiness he was dishing right after the baby was born. Defending wanting to be thanked was one thing, but not having any regrets about any of his other abusiveness was other worldly. Steven, all right, all the time. Jerk.

I wished they would have dragged his hide to kingdom come.

Edited January 7, 2019 by renatae

[trimthatfat]

Fernanda started the fight. Honestly, she got involved online when she shouldn’t have. If people contacted her on IG, she should have said she doesn’t know Larissa and is unsure of what was happening. I think Larissa’s car picture was a misguided attempt at making light of a serious issue. It’s not okay, obviously, but I don’t think it warranted Fernanda’s anger. I didn’t like her comments about Larissa’s weight either. The woman has had two kids and I think she looks fine regardless. 

I laughed so hard at Larissa wanting to make sure she looked better than Fernanda. I believe Larissa and Colt’s flight was late which means they likely had no time to find a dress she’d like, but I thought she could have been nicer to the crew members who went out to buy her clothes. Her lack of gratefulness was a huge turn off. I’ve had my luggage lost so I get that it’s infuriating, but she needed to chill out. 

Asuelu’s breakdown at the end was unsettling. I imagine the cast was frustrated because they’d been on set all day waiting for Larissa and Colt, but the pounding of his head with his hands made me feel like I was watching a non-speaking child have a tantrum. I’m glad he walked off because he looked like he wanted to knock someone out.

Ashley’s facial expressions during Steven and Olga’s segment mirrored mine. Equal parts disgust and anger at Steven and sympathy for Olga and baby. He’s such a dick head. Olga is a beautiful young woman and I hope she finds better one day.

[Owwwww ma leg]

6 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

 

Ooooooooo Coltee went for shock and awe by blasting his flamethrower on MAX, leaving a devastating trail of cinders and third degree burns. I mean, can you imagine the audacity of being generous to someone you love?  With actual money? Take that Jonathan, you should have baited and switched like the Master! Yes Fernanda, I'll pay for your education... then send her a used copy of Hooked On Phonics! That's the Coltee way.

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Gold

[xls]

1 hour ago, Elizzikra said:

I’m pretty sure that dress goes for less than $20 at Forever 21...

I’m Team Fernanda on tonight’s argument. What Fwrn said wasn’t “nice” but it was true. Colt and Larissa were total asshats deciding to come at the last MJ ute the. Making everyone wait for their grand entrance. Regardless of how anyone felt about them before that night, they were all paused off to be kept waiting (and, honestly, pissed about being upstaged due to the late arrival). Fern spoke in a normal tone of voice, without swearing and what she said was true - it was more comfortable without them there. Larissa is the one who lost her barely-held-together shit and started with the yelling, swearing and name calling. I can’t stand her.

ITA I cant ether! What has she got going for her besides a big horsey mouth & backside? 

[Claire Voyant]

I thought Kalani was a vision as Morticia in red.  HA!   Her Kolinic Kousin It was less visionary and about as necessary to the show as black mold would be in the walls. 

[HappyDancex2]

1 hour ago, WonderWuman73 said:

Jon and Fern separated.  She wanted him to move so she could become a model and he has a business he can’t drop. It was confirmed on Jan 2. He’s on his IG talking about it. 

Pao and Russ 2.0

I'm at the point in the Tell All where they are asking Jay about taking the 90 days to decide to get married and Ashley was yelling at him that when he made the decision he HAD to settle down.  Else why else get married right?  

And then Jon chimes in "it's FOREVER."  LOL guess his vows didn't age well either

[RealReality10]

It's obvious to me that Fernanda would pick a fight with Larissa because Fernanda is irrelevant and boring.

And just LOL at picking on someone for their weight.  You won't be 19 forever girl, you'll have to develop better ammo.

[ChiCricket]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Jon, when exactly did you first meet Fernanda? When she was sixteen, seventeen? Aren't you a little old for high school girls? Do you have anything to offer a woman who is over the age of 25?

He's a creep.

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Eric, you are a wet, combed over blanket. Lovely Leida was crying the crocodile tears like she was in The Ten Commandments crying to Ramses over Moses. Before you hitch your wagon to a rusted star, check the dude out, check out what constitutes child support in the US, and maybe give your medical brain cells a workout and stop being a sniveling idiot when you don't get your own way.

Agreed. There is no way Leida was really crying.

[RealReality10]

LOL -- Jay literally doesn't know what the word monogomy means.

[xls]

Omg Steven is so horrible! fk him!

[ChiCricket]

1 hour ago, Toaster Strudel said:

One guest I would have liked to have seen on the video chat is the woman he was trying to invite over at Trashley's when she was out bar tending. He probably would have been too dumb to remove the big "Mr & Mrs" sign above the bed, LOL

Most definitely.

[brillia79]

30 minutes ago, renatae said:

I couldn't believe he had NO regrets about all that nastiness he was dishing right after the baby was born. Defending wanting to be thanked was one thing, but not having any regrets about any of his other abusiveness was other worldly. Steven, all right, all the time. Jerk.

I wished they would have dragged his hide to kingdom come.

If they hadn’t decided to unite against Larissa for “reasons,” they might have held Ashley, Steven and Jon accountable for their creepiness and poor decision making.

 

Oh, and Fernanda for comments about another woman’s weight. She’s about 1 baby away from kissing the Juniors section goodbye forever.

[RealReality10]

^^i love me a well timed devar reference

Edited January 7, 2019 by RealReality10

[ChiCricket]

1 hour ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Leida abandoned ship very quickly.  Smart.   She got those blue contact lenses, started a waterfall from them and deflected all of the questions and drama.   

Very creepy looking.

[Toaster Strudel]

I'm ready to declare a winner :

[RealReality10]

Just now, Toaster Strudel said:

I'm ready to declare a winner :

Jaysus!  He is voluptuous!

[magemaud]

Who bought HIS bewbies? 

[xls]

3 minutes ago, RealReality10 said:

Jaysus!  He is voluptuous!

He could be Olga's wet-nurse.

[ChiCricket]

Did anyone else notice that Leida only apologized to Jennica...aka her unpaid babysitter?

[millennium]

49 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

I thought Asuelu was gonna get up and start dancing like Christopher Walken in the Fatboy Slim video.

I actually thought I heard him barking?

Asuelu is special needs.   No question.

Jonathan isn't very good at comebacks.   Colt mocks "You bought her breasts!"   And Jonathan doesn't say "Who bought yours?"

I feel stupid for watching this episode.   More so than usual.

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Who bought HIS bewbies? 

haha, gmta

[RealReality10]

Oh Olga, girl he watched that video of himself and doesn't think he did anything wrong.  Man, I don't see how that is going to end well.

Also, why is everyone mad at Larissa and Colt for being late, they are filming segments without them so it's not like they are just sitting around and waiting 

[magemaud]

Producer: “Um, Steven, could you possibly sit up a little straighter? Don’t worry, we’ll still be able to show off your Pot Socks.” 

Edited January 7, 2019 by magemaud

[Toaster Strudel]

Most awkward "embrace"

[hookedontv]

17 minutes ago, RealReality10 said:

^^i love me a well timed devar reference

Most definitely. 

Haha. 

[RealReality10]

^^ what's the over/under that leida bought some red bottom stickers to put on her shoes?

Oliver has such a personality!

Also I disagree with the idea that you can shirk your financial responsibility for your child because the other person can afford it.

Oliver has such a personality!

Also I disagree with the idea that you can shirk your financial responsibility for your child because the other person can afford it.

[RealReality10]

I think Larissa looks nice even without her makeup 

LOL at the rest of the cast complaining about Larissa and Colt being attention whores....giving them attention they never even asked for.

Also Fernanda has the jaw of a bulldog.  She can miss me with her "modelling"

[magemaud]

I tried to show the closed captioning at this point where Underbite Kolini, dressed in a blue Snuggie to go with Kalani’s red one said “IT’S my sister’s husband.” 

And I never expected Ashley to be the most bleeped person at the Tell All. She has quite a potty mouth. 

Why was Larissa worried about losing her makeup when they were going to do it at the studio anyway? I call BS on the whole lost luggage story. 

[RealReality10]

Umm, where does jay have to be?  Tinder will be there when you're done with the taping.

Also, Fernanda can miss me with her innocent act.  She knew exactly what she was doing when she responded to larissa on social media

[ChiCricket]

22 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Producer: “Um, Steven, could you possibly sit up a little straighter? Don’t worry, we’ll still be able to show off your Pot Socks.” 

I thought pot was supposed to mellow you out. He doesn't act very mellow.

[Hannah94]

I just watched the first season (for the first time). I am now watching the second season. I know this is way late to the game, but I couldn't find a thread to discuss this. Is this a joke? The 40 something year old woman with three teenagers dating the 20 something year old in another country...she seems to be 100% mentally handicapped. Wasn't sure if anyone here watched the first or second season. I am scared.

[RealReality10]

The gold hardware on leida's dress clashes with her pearls.

[ChiCricket]

29 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I just watched the first season (for the first time). I am now watching the second season. I know this is way late to the game, but I couldn't find a thread to discuss this. Is this a joke? The 40 something year old woman with three teenagers dating the 20 something year old in another country...she seems to be 100% mentally handicapped. Wasn't sure if anyone here watched the first or second season. I am scared.

Do you mean Danielle and Mohammed?

I think you need to go here.

That's the only thing I could find of them.

Edited January 7, 2019 by ChiCricket

[Hannah94]

1 minute ago, ChiCricket said:

Do mean Danielle and Mohammed?

I think you need to go here.

Thank you! 

[RealReality10]

Is anseulo wearing a macaroni necklace?

[magemaud]

22 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

I thought pot was supposed to mellow you out. He doesn't act very mellow.

He must have moved on to something else. These were his Gateway Socks

Edited January 7, 2019 by magemaud

[RealReality10]

Just now, magemaud said:

He must be on something else. These were his Gateway Socks

LMAO@ gateway socks.

[magemaud]

23 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I just watched the first season (for the first time). I am now watching the second season. I know this is way late to the game, but I couldn't find a thread to discuss this. Is this a joke? The 40 something year old woman with three teenagers dating the 20 something year old in another country...she seems to be 100% mentally handicapped. Wasn't sure if anyone here watched the first or second season. I am scared.

I venture to guess all of us here watched the previous seasons. Danielle and Mohammed are the gold standard of 90 Day couples. But I warn you, proceed with caution because it gets really crazy. 

[Hannah94]

Just now, magemaud said:

I venture to guess all of us here watched the previous seasons. Danielle and Mohammed are the gold standard of 90 Day couples. But I warn you, proceed with caution because it gets really crazy. 

In the first 30 seconds, I already knew it was my kinda crazy trash tv/dumpster fire. I am actually fast forwarding through the other semi-normal couples in this season just to get to these wackadoos. Oddly, all the couples from the first season seemed totally normal. I had reservations at first about a couple but they came though. 

[TrininisaScorp]

Ashley/Jay

They are trying to work through things.  Bwahahaha.  Ok, girl.  He is just going to spend your life cheating on you.

I don’t trust a damn thing that Jay says.  Period.  “Mistake”, my ass.

That said, I don’t care for Ashley’s continued attitude b/c you have decided to stay in a mess that 1) you helped make, 2) you knew was always happening, and 3) you are saying can’t be fixed.  Also, Ashley seems like a fake tough chick; like she talks the talk, but can she walk the walk.

 

Leida/Eric

I like that the first thing out of her mouth is about money. First, middle, and last.  “Can we not talk about how we trashed my daughter?”  Ok.  Sure.

OMG.  Thanks for pointing out those terrible contacts, guys!  I can’t see anything else but them.  LOL.  You can actually see Leida working herself up to make herself cry.  I don’t believe a damn bit of those crocodile tears, and from the looks of the rest of the couch, no one there believes it either.

 

Steven/Olga

I’ve never been so happy to have two people apart. 

Steven is such a little bitch.  He 100% speaks to people like someone who hasn’t been punched in the face, and he clearly needs to get his face punched. You know…for educational purposes. Asshole.  Take responsibility for your actions and bad behavior, and speak to people with respect in order to gain it from them.

Ashley squeezing the life out of her face trying not to scream obscenities at Steven while he was bitching was HILARIOUS!  Go back and watch if you didn’t see it!

 

Asuelo/Kahlani

The giant puffer jacket with shorts are HILARIOUS.  That’s what we Floridians do too!  We’re ridiculous.

Oliver is sooo damn cute.  My ovaries cannot handle it.  OMG.  Look at his hair all ruffled in his wittle onesie.  Also, yay to Kalani breastfeeding on tv!  This is normal!  **claps**

Kolini HATES  Asuelo because of the damn mess her sister has made of her life.  Her words of “I mean, that’s my sister’s husbands, so…” felt like what she thought she should say.

Asuelo really seems sweet, but def has something going on with him; his reaction to the arguing at the end freaked me out.  I’m on Asuelo’s side until he does some question shit like “it’s a big country…what would she need…no, I didn’t ask if my baby mama needed anything”.  Dude.  Be a little better.

 

Jonathan/Fernanda

They seem distant; I guess the split may be the real deal. Thanks for educating me, ya’ll!  I never figured out the underage grooming either.  Ewwww.  Really puts an unsavory spin on things.

The only time I’ve ever been on Fernanda’s wavelength was her explaining what would happen if she spoke to her mom with disrespect like Jon.  **smack**  Yup.  Same.

 

Colt/Larissa

Man.  She’s a crazy chick, and he pretends to be not a crazy person.  These two are going to end up on Dateline.  Freaks me out.

 

Interactions:

I like that EVERYONE got a thing to say about Larissa and Colt, and the fake drama of if they will be on the show.  Like many of you, I feel like the Larissa-Colt united hate stopped the group from going in on the other folks as much. 

Fernanda and Larissa are both in the wrong.  Ew.  I’m tired of women jumping in to insult each other and starting with looks.  Like, the patriarchy does enough to remind us that we aren’t good enough; must we reinforce those norms?!  With these two, there are LOTS of VALID reasons to pick on each other, but I hate that we focusing on looks.

I like Jon and Asuelo’s little bro hug.  It was sweet. **shrug**

[RealReality10]

All this smack talking Fernanda does about Larissa and she basically left the set in response to Larissa.  

Fernanda had no business throwing shade on Larissa's social media if she didn't want a response.....which she totally did because Fernanda desperately wants attention.  She started the fight with Larissa onstage tonight, and then had to run away.  

Also, one person with a heavy accent probably shouldn't pick on another person for their accent.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Oddly, all the couples from the first season seemed totally normal. I had reservations at first about a couple but they came though. 

The first season, the couples WERE (for the most part) normal. Then when Danielle and Mohammed's relationship went off the rails, it was ratings gold and now many of the couples seem to be based on their mismatched and unlikely love story. 

[Hannah94]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

The first season, the couples WERE (for the most part) normal. Then when Danielle and Mohammed's relationship went off the rails, it was ratings gold and now many of the couples seem to be based on their mismatched and unlikely love story. 

She is clearly mentally challenged, and I don't mean that to be rude, just honest. I don't know much else about them yet. 

[magemaud]

Colt coming into the studio, "Salutations!" What a dork! 

[Eagle Woman]

Modeling, little Ferdinada the bullee, is a Profession. The qualifications are not how cute you think you are, how guys look at your body parts(real or purchased), because you want to grace the modeling field with your presence or what a knack you have for being cruel to other women.

Models have patience, intelligence, education, class and style. They have classic features and good bone structure. They have to be tall and size 1 or 2. and have a sense of elegance. Good manners are also important.

Your make-up is way over done. You almost have only one eyebrow. Your underslung pit bull jaw and overly large mouth is vulgar looking; Your posture is lacking. If you hadnt of been so unkind to Larissa, she might have given you some makeup tips, she is a natural beauty. Perhaps the older gent you married could pay for you to take some pole-dancing lessons.

Larissa and Olga: get the green card. Get as good a job as you can. Keep every cent you can in a separate bank account under your name only. Olga, keep a hidden diary where you can record date, time place, witnesses and photos of any ill actions your husband does for custody reasons. Then ditch these losers as soon as you can. Olga, use tapes of the show for your court hearing. Then find nice normal men who will appreciate you.

Kilani, your sister is wierd . Who do you people think you are to walk all over such a sweet and innocent man. He gave up a safe place where he was happy and loved to be a good father and husband to a tourist who had a good time without thinking to be careful. I doubt you could have found such a good husband. If he just washes dishes, he will do so with a friendly heart and every one will like him except your stupid sister and father. Cherise him, in a phoney and morally bankrupt and evil society, he is an innocent , good hearted kind man. You arent a good catch, either. Maybe consider moving to his home and sitting in the shade of a palm tree with the babies playing on the beach while he gathers flowers for your hair.

[Celia Rubenstein]

As big a creep as I think Jay is, after tonight I've decided that Ashley actually bugs me more. Enough already with her dumb ass. I'm sick of her smug little pouty sneer and her demanding that Jay explain himself and listening to her castigate him endlessly when he tries to defend his hopelessly inexcusable behavior. He doesn't love her and he never did and she has to know that. Nevertheless, she keeps demanding that he say something - anything - that will give her an excuse to stay with him.  He can't, of course, so she berates him some more then snivels about how she doesn't know why she hasn't kicked his ass out yet. Gawd.

I don't understand why she hasn't kicked his ass out, either. I damn sure don't know why she is sitting there snuggled up to the pig, letting him drape his arm around her. I suspect it is because Ashley has a deep need to be cheated on and Jay is just the man for the job. They were made for each other. Whatever. I'm just sick of listening to Jay's smarmy lines and I've heard enough of Ashley's pathetic mewling. They can get off my tv now, please.

Steven's face turned so beet red during his exchange with Ansuelo.  I thought he was going to stroke out, lol. He got off way too damn easy over the whole lying to Olga about filing for her visa thing.  She was pregnant so it was okay to lie to her, really Kohlrabi? You're full of shit and you'd tie Ansuelo's nutsack in a knot if he pulled that on you and you know it. Shut up. By the way, your manchild of a husband has a screw loose ... what the hell was with his head slapping meltdown at the end of the show?  That was NUTS.   I mean it was seriously NUTS. You better keep an eye on that dude. He was scary.

There are no words to express how little I care about Jon and Fernada. If TLC thinks I am going to endure watching a clip of that stupid spoiled brat literally foaming at the mouth sobbing again, they're as crazy as Ansuelo. That's what the fast forward button is for.  

I did enjoy learning what a catty little bitch Fernanda is, though. I had no idea. I sensed she was vain and arrogant and conceited, but she really has a nasty streak, too. Tangling with Larissa is a mistake, though.  The Brazilian Bomber is way above her weight class.  She's gonna end up regretting getting into it with her. But Jon and Colt are pretty evenly matched ... both of them are snide little pricks with superiority complexes who think they are way smarter than they actually are. Seeing them trying to out passive aggressively denigrate each other was a hoot. 

Does anyone know why Ashley is in such a tizzy over Larissa? Because Larissa seemed to not even know Ashley exists, lol.  Yet Ashley seemed determined to get into it with her. Talking all badass about backhanding her, puleeze.  Ashley is a hopeless doormat and Larissa would eat her up like a bowl of Debbie's bith phtew.

I enjoyed Leida's tearful performance but I ain't buying it for a second. You don't go from being a heartless, selfish hag who demands your fiance dump his kids to the remorseful, enlightened soul she tried to pretend she was that quickly.  Spare me. The only thing Leida regrets is letting the camera capture her heinous behavior and the grief she's been catching since the show started airing.  I gotta hand it to her, though ... she threw herself at the mercy of the audience, saying all the right things. It sure shut down all discussion of her behavior. As much as I don't want to see Tasha put through the wringer any more, I am looking forward to her confronting Leida next week.  And looks like that model of responsible, compassionate sensitivity, Steven, is going to have a few things to say to Eric about what it means to be a father. If Ansuelo can keep his shit together and not go completely crazy and bust up the joint, it should be an interesting show.

[ChiCricket]

31 minutes ago, TrininisaScorp said:

Steven is such a little bitch.  He 100% speaks to people like someone who hasn’t been punched in the face, and he clearly needs to get his face punched. You know…for educational purposes. Asshole. 

 I like that....for educational puposes. 😂

33 minutes ago, TrininisaScorp said:

Ashley squeezing the life out of her face trying not to scream obscenities at Steven while he was bitching was HILARIOUS!  Go back and watch if you didn’t see it!

I was cying at her expressions!

[RealReality10]

I was confused about Ashley's beef with Larissa too.  I kinda think it's for attention and because I think Ashley likes to be part of the "popular group"

[ChiCricket]

OMGosh! I jjust saw the video of Coltee jerking off. (on twitter)

Have a peek while it's still  "up" 😨

https://twitter.com/AlaskanHero1/status/1079225299978596357?s=19

[Celia Rubenstein]

I lol'd at Ashley saying she hoped Larissa didn't provoke her into revealing  "ratched Ashley."  As if Ashley isn't ratched every damn episode.  She's the poster girl for the term.