Marisagf February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, druzy said: Who brings their 10 year old kid to an Oscar viewing party? What kind of party is this? Why is Farrah there? So many questions! 7 Link to comment
druzy February 27, 2019 Share February 27, 2019 Farrah Abraham Socked for $12,000 Over Nixed Celebrity Boxing Event Quote Farrah Abraham was dealt a knockout by the legal system and now owes the celebrity boxing promoter thousands of dollars after leaving the guy high and dry. According to court records, Damon Feldman was granted a default judgment Wednesday in Philadelphia after he sued the former “Teen Mom” star over the money he paid for her participation in the defunct boxing match. or his troubles, Feldman was awarded $12,000 plus his court costs of $170. Feldman is currently producing a movie called 16 Minute Man. As we reported, the boxing promoter went after Abraham for blowing off the scheduled fight with reality star, Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander. She bailed on the event with a week to go, and blamed Feldman for not following through on alleged contractual obligations. However, The Blast obtained a copy of Abraham’s actual contract and it appeared to refute her accusations. The contract also clearly called for her to win the fight, regardless of her performance. Unfortunately, Abraham also failed to follow through on answering the lawsuit Feldman filed against her, and now she’s on the hook for the money. 3 6 2 Link to comment
qtpye March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 I kind of wonder now that she is off the show, what is she going to do about money. It does not seem like any of her half assed businesses are working out. Even her porn career is based on her being a d-list reality tv star. 1 6 Link to comment
Wednesday-Addams March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 And the Crash and Burn begins... 6 Link to comment
geauxaway March 2, 2019 Share March 2, 2019 Hi Anna Nicole! Hi! Sweet Jesus she needs to get it together quick like. Sofia doesn’t even have a dad. 5 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 2, 2019 Share March 2, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 9:00 AM, Wednesday-Addams said: And the Crash and Burn begins... 14 hours ago, geauxaway said: Hi Anna Nicole! Hi! Sweet Jesus she needs to get it together quick like. Sofia doesn’t even have a dad. ROL is reporting that she's moved back with Michael, in between trips to both coasts or some overseas locale. https://radaronline.com/photos/farrah-abraham-lawsuits-living-dad-michael-teen-mom-og 3 4 Link to comment
geauxaway March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 Was there ever an outcome from her Beverly Hills troubles? Or was that case continued? 1 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, geauxaway said: Was there ever an outcome from her Beverly Hills troubles? Or was that case continued? After repeatedly proclaiming she would never plead Guilty to any of the charges, she pled Guilty to one count. She did her community service at an animal shelter in Austin. LOS ANGELES (AP) — Reality TV star Farrah Abraham has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor stemming from a scuffle with security at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Abraham pleaded guilty in a Los Angeles court Friday to a charge of resisting police. The 27-year-old was sentenced to two years' probation and five days of community labor. Police say Abraham was arrested June 13 after a security guard said she hit him when he asked her to leave the hotel's lounge because of complaints from guests. Prosecutors say she also refused to comply with police orders after they were called. A misdemeanor charge of battery was dropped under a plea agreement. Abraham is known for her roles on MTV's "16 & Pregnant" and "Teen Mom." A message left for a representative for Abraham wasn't immediately returned. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2018/11/02/farrah-abraham-pleads-guilty-resisting-police-hotel-scuffle/1864314002/ 2 2 Link to comment
teapot March 4, 2019 Share March 4, 2019 and she immediately puts Baby to work! my lord, this child is irritating... 3 3 Link to comment
Wednesday-Addams March 4, 2019 Share March 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, teapot said: and she immediately puts Baby to work! my lord, this child is irritating... Farrah Abraham: stage Mom from Hell! #freesophia! #freeStarburst! 5 1 Link to comment
teapot March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 come on, honey!!! we're practically homeless here... 3 1 Link to comment
qtpye March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I wonder if she saved any of her money? Did she spend everything on bad real estate choices (remember her California home), stupid businesses, and horrible plastic surgery? I think she truly believed she was a celebrity on par with Kim Kardashian. I predict she will try to come out with another “celebrity sex tape” but Vivid might not be interested if she is not part of the show. 1 7 Link to comment
druzy March 6, 2019 Share March 6, 2019 (edited) Quote Farrah Abraham got a new job and, for once, it has nothing to do with going on low-rent reality TV shows or hawking replicas of her body parts. Penthouse magazine has hired the former Teen Mom OG star as their new book critic. In other news, we have just entered The Twilight Zone! The nudie mag announced on Wednesday that they chose Farrah as their book critic to bring “her unique perspective to reviews of new and classic literature.” Farrah’s first critique targeted author Joan Didion’s 1968 book Slouching Towards Bethlehem. The Ashley has decided to do her own review of Farrah’s very first book review. Penthouse purports that Farrah wrote the critique; however The Ashley and anyone else who is familiar with the Backdoor Teen Mom’s signature “Farrah Speak” can see that if Farrah did, indeed, write this review, a team of editors was most likely working overtime trying to translate the “Farrah Speak” into this semi-readable text. After all, the Ex on the Beach star’s previous “writings” all contain Farrah’s signature misuse of words, ridiculous run-on sentences and general abuse of the English language. (Anyone who has read this “Farrah Speak” Word Salad Masterpiece, which was written by Farrah, can see the difference.) “Now, do I actually have to READ the book or can I just hold it and let the knowledge absorb through my hands?” Whoever wrote the intro to Farrah’s first book review obviously has not watched Farrah’s 16 and Pregnant episode, or Teen Mom, because they described Farrah as “enduring a working-class childhood and life as a single teen mom.” Did they forget that Farrah’s mother Debra “Debz OG” Danielsen let Farrah and her daughter stay IN HER SPARE HISTORICAL MANSION (where she could burn microwavable pizzas all the live-long day?!) That’s hardly a “working class” upbringing, guys! Anyway, in her first review of Joan Didion’s book, Farrah comes in hard. “As a devout reader, I believe women should write their life stories because most journeys teach valuable lessons,” “Farrah” writes. (The Ashley is putting Farrah in quotations because she does not believe that the Backdoor Teen Mom actually wrote that sentence.) “But if you want consumers to trust you, you probably should avoid starting a book with your gin issues. Journalist and screenwriter Joan Didion apparently never received this message.” This is written by Farrah— who, mind you, is responsible for the literary dribble that is this series of romance novels, as well as the autobiography called My Teenage Dream Ended (which has a whole section devoted to what her baby daddy’s, um, “love juice” was like.) “Farrah’s” review continues. “If you’re looking to find out what not to do as a writer, this is a great book for you. Over the course of twenty essays, Didion describes her life in Los Angeles during the sixties. She jumps from year to year, often for no rhyme or reason. The non-linear structure confuses me. I had to wonder, ‘Was Didion even trying when she wrote this junk?'” (Raise your hand if you’re surprised that Farrah is confused by “non-linear structure.” Anyone?) “Farrah’s” review also contains this pip: “I suspect Didion wrote many half-truths because she prides herself on her diva behavior. At one point, Didion brags about her missed deadlines. Who does that? If Didion behaved this way on a reality tv set, she would be fired for unprofessionalism.” I.CAN’T. The only part of this review The Ashley believes Farrah actually wrote is the final paragraph (although it was likely heavily edited). “If you’re looking for a book that discusses real issues, you are better off picking up my memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended,” Farrah writes. “My life story is closer to the truth of life.” According to TMZ, Farrah’s next book review will tackle one of Senator Kamala Harris‘ books. Jesus God Leah. The money from Farrah’s new gig will probably come in handy. As The Ashley previously told you, a judge recently ordered Farrah to pay Damon Feldman $12,000 after he sued her for backing out of her November boxing match. In addition, the management of the building that Farrah used to house two of her Texas businesses in is suing her for over $100,000 in back-owed rent. Edited March 6, 2019 by druzy 5 1 Link to comment
Stusan March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 Anytime I hear anything about Farrah, I begin channeling my inner (TM2) Roxanne: "I can't even with this one!" (You have to add the Roxanne voice in your head.) 5 1 Link to comment
ilovebeaarthur March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 18 hours ago, druzy said: "Farrah" and "Joan Didion" are two things I never expected to read in one sentence, yet here we are. 6 4 Link to comment
TexasGal March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 The mere idea of Farrah reviewing Joan Didion, let alone negatively, makes me think the end is nigh. 6 4 Link to comment
Claire85 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 (edited) Yes, Farrah, I’m sure National Book Award winning author Joan Didion is devastated by your review of a book published 51 years ago. Edited March 7, 2019 by Claire85 8 5 Link to comment
DangerousMinds March 8, 2019 Share March 8, 2019 30 minutes ago, ginger90 said: Why the unnecessary, useless hashtags here? 2 3 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 8, 2019 Share March 8, 2019 Yea, guys buy Penthouse and Playboy for the articles. Always have. 6 3 Link to comment
alexa March 8, 2019 Share March 8, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 10:06 AM, teapot said: come on, honey!!! we're practically homeless here... All of these things with Sophia make me think of the song "Fancy" by Reba McEntire, where the mom gets the child into her type of work to make them money. Funny, but not funny. 2 7 Link to comment
AmyFarrahFowler March 8, 2019 Share March 8, 2019 Farrah does own a book? One that she hasn't written? 7 2 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 9, 2019 Share March 9, 2019 Farrah's offering a Master Class (I hate that overused term) in...wait for it...Entrepreneurship! Some lucky students will learn how she created multiple businesses that either failed within two years of opening or never got off the ground in the first place (Passy Perfume,, anybody?). 5 Link to comment
Wednesday-Addams March 9, 2019 Share March 9, 2019 Like Farrah reads books, please! 5 2 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Wednesday-Addams said: Like Farrah reads books, please! 5 Link to comment
Jennifersdc March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 On 3/6/2019 at 6:28 PM, druzy said: I can’t even. I’ll need bourbon and legally procured DC weed to get into this one. Thanks y’all for holding down the fort! See you soon! 2 4 Link to comment
Jennifersdc March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 That was quick. Two words. “presidency candidate”. I’d bet anybody here $1000 that she has no clue who Kamala Harris is, much less read the book. Easy money. Friendly advice to Kamala’s staffers - as a concerned Capitol Hill (mostly apolitical) neighbor. Run away far and quick. I still need to read her “review” of Didion. Apparently it’s pretty classic given it’s somewhat comprehensibility. If she’s going to try and pull this off, the same ghostwriter has to edit her Twitter. This could be good times for us though. Maybe I should send an e-mail to Penthouse telling them how much I love her reviews, since I’m doubting another “album” is coming out. But then I’d likely get porn spam. 2 6 Link to comment
Brooklynista March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, Claire85 said: Can goats catch human STDs? That goat just did. 17 1 Link to comment
AmyFarrahFowler March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 Quote 13 minutes ago, Brooklynista said: That goat just did. Goat yoga is really a thing? LOL 1 3 Link to comment
Rebecca March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 (edited) On 3/8/2019 at 2:19 PM, alexa said: All of these things with Sophia make me think of the song "Fancy" by Reba McEntire, where the mom gets the child into her type of work to make them money. Funny, but not funny. I genuinely question Sophia’s role in Farrah’s purported escorting, especially as she gets older. Ugh. Has anyone seen the movie Pretty Baby with Brooke Shields? Her mom is a prostitute and they live in a brothel and at like 12 Brooke has her virginity auctioned off and joins the other working girls. I’m hyperbolic a lot but I’m genuinely afraid for Sophia... (Btw, my best friend loved that song Fancy as a kid and had no idea what it meant at the time, she was horrified to realize it all when she was older. 😆) On 3/8/2019 at 10:41 PM, Snarky McSnarky said: Farrah's offering a Master Class (I hate that overused term) in...wait for it...Entrepreneurship! Some lucky students will learn how she created multiple businesses that either failed within two years of opening or never got off the ground in the first place (Passy Perfume,, anybody?). I genuinely mean this, she should do a master class on taking it up the ass. Master Ass Class or Ass Master Class. Teach what you actually know....there may be a small market, at least, for that. I don’t see ANY market for her entrepreneurial skills...And what’s with the hashtags? Cloud? On 3/9/2019 at 5:57 PM, Wednesday-Addams said: Like Farrah reads books, please! What, when you think Farrah you don’t think “devout reader?” 🤣 5 hours ago, AmyFarrahFowler said: Goat yoga is really a thing? LOL Yep! It’s really starting to blow up too. I don’t really get it but I have a friend in Houston who posted about it a year or so ago. Bizarre but still less bizarre than Farrah reviewing books. Actually, the goat could probably do better at reviewing books... Edited March 11, 2019 by Rebecca 9 3 Link to comment
FairyDusted March 12, 2019 Share March 12, 2019 She is seriously fucked in the head. Sophia is a reaaaal charmer. She's going to sock it to Farrah and I can't wait. On the other hand, this whole set up is scary and sad. She will have even less empathy and life skills than Farrah herself. 6 Link to comment
galaxychaser March 12, 2019 Share March 12, 2019 On 3/10/2019 at 5:28 PM, ginger90 said: Do goats eat tuna fish? On 3/11/2019 at 12:57 PM, AmyFarrahFowler said: Goat yoga is really a thing? LOL Apparently yes. On shark tank they just had goat yoga segment. Maybe it’s the same entrepreneur if it’s in Texas. 3 Link to comment
galaxychaser March 12, 2019 Share March 12, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 3:37 PM, malaluna said: What in ever loving Jesus she do to her face? She looks like a mannequin with giant floating basketball breasts. Why? 8 2 Link to comment
Rebecca March 13, 2019 Share March 13, 2019 On 3/12/2019 at 5:01 AM, FairyDusted said: She is seriously fucked in the head. Sophia is a reaaaal charmer. She's going to sock it to Farrah and I can't wait. On the other hand, this whole set up is scary and sad. She will have even less empathy and life skills than Farrah herself. Imagine what this will look like !!! 1 3 Link to comment
teapot March 13, 2019 Share March 13, 2019 On 3/8/2019 at 3:19 PM, alexa said: All of these things with Sophia make me think of the song "Fancy" by Reba McEntire, where the mom gets the child into her type of work to make them money. Funny, but not funny. Sophia is neither cute nor charming. Farrah wasn't really, either, but maybe a little more so. I just don't see her making it in the entertainment industry. Also, Nicole Fucking Arbour was hanging out with Farrah at SXSW. Of *course* she was. (she is this bitch who made a fatphobic comedy video, then she banged Mike Shay from Vanderpump Rules behind his wife Scheana's back. Real nice girl.) 1 7 Link to comment
galaxychaser March 13, 2019 Share March 13, 2019 Sophia can act in horror movies... Girl is creepy looking with a nasty attitude like momsie. 1 10 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 14, 2019 Share March 14, 2019 23 hours ago, teapot said: Also, Nicole Fucking Arbour was hanging out with Farrah at SXSW. Of *course* she was. (she is this bitch who made a fatphobic comedy video, then she banged Mike Shay from Vanderpump Rules behind his wife Scheana's back. Real nice girl.) Well, they share the same taste in clothes. 2 Link to comment
thebigboot March 17, 2019 Share March 17, 2019 On 3/15/2019 at 6:36 PM, druzy said: This is so creepy Oh that is a giant WTF 7 Link to comment
Wednesday-Addams March 18, 2019 Share March 18, 2019 Sophia is scary af. Especially a 10 yo talking like a 5 yo. God help this poor kid. Seriously. Oy! 10 Link to comment
Wednesday-Addams March 19, 2019 Share March 19, 2019 So I guess Farrah thinks she and Sophia wearing fake glasses makes them look intelligent? FML. Honest to God, I feel sorry for Mowgli. It ain’t right. 2 8 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 19, 2019 Share March 19, 2019 Farrah forgot to add #StolenFromKourtney 8 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky March 20, 2019 Share March 20, 2019 (edited) Farrah claims she's a genius, yet she doesn't know there is no need for an apostrophe in "Mondays." Amazing coincidence that Sophia had the exact same punctuation error in her post. I think Farrah's big lawsuit "win" against MTV was her appearance on Ex On The Beach for a reported $300K. They offered to "settle" with her in exchange for her participation, meaning more people would tune in to that lame show just to see her. Thousands for Farrah, millions for MTV. Edited March 20, 2019 by Snarky McSnarky 2 8 Link to comment
Brooklynista March 20, 2019 Share March 20, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said: Farrah claims she's a genius, yet she doesn't know there is no need for an apostrophe in "Mondays." Amazing coincidence that Sophia had the exact same punctuation error in her post. I think Farrah's big lawsuit "win" against MTV was her appearance on Ex On The Beach for a reported $300K. They offered to "settle" with her in exchange for her participation, meaning more people would tune in to that lame show just to see her. Thousands for Farrah, millions for MTV. Farrah a genius. Ha! Yeah Farrah, I still remember when she called herself making boss moves by selling her car online and instead she got scammed out of a few thousand dollars. Genius my ass. Edited March 20, 2019 by Brooklynista 9 Link to comment
TexasGal March 20, 2019 Share March 20, 2019 Is it just me, or does it look like Farrah is holding like a piece of cardboard with the Apple logo and not a real iPad/laptop? 6 3 Link to comment
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