Farrah

[EmeraldGirl]

It's incredibly hard these days to get any controlled substance in another state ... even with the doctor's permission. That's how I was left with no Lyrica for a week after a hurricane evacuation (grr, don't get me started). And I'm not even talking trying to get opioids or benzos (I assume that's the good stuff someone would want).

Deb does seem awfully spaced out though. Remember the serious business woman? Although this is the same gal who wouldn't put knives down when police told her to. 

[GreatKazu]

On 2/18/2017 at 9:27 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Awww...Sophia Laurent is selling pepper spray alongside cuddle blankets and sparkly unicorn headbands.  Just what every child needs.

http://www.shopsophialaurentchildrensboutique.com

Sophia will need that stuff when the kids in the playground get tired of her bratty ways.

 

 

 

Edited February 22, 2017 by GreatKazu

[MissMel]

Hahahaha, that's awesome.

[ginger90]

Just watched the Being Deb crap. Oh my goodness. There's no good place to start, so I won't even bother. 

I looked at her Twitter after, to see if there was any interest shown. This is a warning to anyone in LA:

Debra Danielsen @ddanielsen

@tyvmsweetie thank you for the compliment! Doing some live performances next week in LA

6:46 AM - 25 Feb 2017

[ginger90]

On the bright side, it may not happen, according to this video!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ8LD2ilvuk/

Edited February 25, 2017 by ginger90

[ginger90]

Sophia's 8

https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/834602812906553344?p=v

[FairyDusted]

A wedding cake! No shit....wow

[druzy]

Farrah on Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition

[Marisagf]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

Farrah on Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition

I was tempted to watch the promo clip on this link, but I just couldn't.  

[AmyFarrahFowler]

On 3/10/2017 at 1:43 PM, druzy said:

Farrah on Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition

Finally a season worth watching! I just might subscribe to the WE channel again.

[FairyDusted]

I thought Kail and Javi were going too? I know I saw link that confirmed it. Watching Farrah and Deb is going to fake and amusing all at once. I couldn't get through her Being Debra. I was too embarassed for her. Has she totally her mind. She acts like she puts on an act to keep Farrah from flipping. But now,I don't think she very smart. Barring the past altercations, I feel like Farrah is abusing her for some kind of payback. I just would never allow my adult daughter to speak to me in that fashion. On the shallow end....Farrah needs to go back to her natural color. The highlights were fine. The platinum is painful! 

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I thought Kail and Javi were going too? I know I saw link that confirmed it. Watching Farrah and Deb is going to fake and amusing all at once. I couldn't get through her Being Debra. I was too embarassed for her. Has she totally her mind. She acts like she puts on an act to keep Farrah from flipping. But now,I don't think she very smart. Barring the past altercations, I feel like Farrah is abusing her for some kind of payback. I just would never allow my adult daughter to speak to me in that fashion. On the shallow end....Farrah needs to go back to her natural color. The highlights were fine. The platinum is painful! 

Farrah & Co. did the "Family" offshoot of the series. Javi and Kail taped the traditional "Marriage Bootcamp."

Farrah posted on social media back in December that Kail was pregnant. Wonder if she heard about the pregnancy through the Marriage Bootcamp team?

[FairyDusted]

Thank you @CofCinci for setting me straight. I didn't realize that they were doing both editions so close together. But the snark would have been bitchin had they all were together.

Wouldn't that be unethical had production told her about other participants? Hold up.....My bad. This is a struggling made up Doctor situation, even though the intros tried to show receipts for their credentials. Even so, going beyond Vish, I hadn't thought beyond who we actually see. So that leaves a whole lotta people to gab and gossip! Finally GOT IT! Whew!   

That leaves one question though. WHO WILLINGLY sits with Farrah just shooting the shit?! Maybe it was pillow talk! KIDDING!!!!       

[CofCinci]

43 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

That leaves one question though. WHO WILLINGLY sits with Farrah just shooting the shit?! Maybe it was pillow talk! KIDDING!!!!       

I believe the Farrah we see on TV is just an act. 

If Bootcamp people didn't share the pregnancy with news with Farrah, it was most like TM producer Larry Musnik (the one she made use the portapotty - but they're actually pretty close) who told her -- most likely so she'd Tweet and force Kail into a reveal -- in turn bringing free promotion to the new season of TM2 that was about to start.  

[AmyFarrahFowler]

8 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I thought Kail and Javi were going too? I know I saw link that confirmed it. Watching Farrah and Deb is going to fake and amusing all at once. I couldn't get through her Being Debra. I was too embarassed for her. Has she totally her mind. She acts like she puts on an act to keep Farrah from flipping. But now,I don't think she very smart. Barring the past altercations, I feel like Farrah is abusing her for some kind of payback. I just would never allow my adult daughter to speak to me in that fashion. On the shallow end....Farrah needs to go back to her natural color. The highlights were fine. The platinum is painful! 

I always thought it was high doses of antidepressants (seriously).

[GreatKazu]

On 3/10/2017 at 6:54 PM, Marisagf said:

I was tempted to watch the promo clip on this link, but I just couldn't.  

I read this as porno clip.

[mamadrama]

You guys! I forgot to watch Being Debra. Must find it online...Is the second-hand embarrassment totally awful? I might have to drink first. 

[MissMel]

2 hours ago, mamadrama said:

You guys! I forgot to watch Being Debra. Must find it online...Is the second-hand embarrassment totally awful? I might have to drink first. 

Don't drink first!  It'll make you nauseous.  Your head will be spinning enough just by watching.  It's gloriously awful.  

Edited March 26, 2017 by MissMel
because you're and your are not the same

[CofCinci]

Debra was a smart businessperson at one time. I think her craziness (and Farrah's) is amplified for the cameras because it brings in more cash than pasta sauce. 

[qtpye]

Reminder to everyone who watched Being Debra.

She is available for speaking gigs on how to live a "Christian Life" according to her linkin profile.

The thirst and delusion is strong with that family, though I do think it is exaggerated for the camera.

Edited March 27, 2017 by qtpye

[ghoulina]

Which part of living a Christian life is the wearing granny steampunk outfits and slapping your daughter in the face? Asking for a friend. 

[TwirlyGirly]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

Which part of living a Christian life is the wearing granny steampunk outfits and slapping your daughter in the face? Asking for a friend. 

I dunno....the "Christian life" doesn't include divorce (unless your spouse commits adultery or is a non-believer who requests the divorce) - if you claim to be a "Bible believing" Christian. It also doesn't include doing porn films (Farrah). So before Debra starts giving advice to others about the "right" way to live the "Christian life," perhaps she should take a good, long look at her own family and try to straighten THAT mess out first.

Oh, and the Bible also says anyone who divorces and remarries is committing adultery....isn't she planning to marry that guy of hers? Tsk, tsk....

[CofCinci]

On 3/27/2017 at 4:02 PM, ghoulina said:

Which part of living a Christian life is the wearing granny steampunk outfits and slapping your daughter in the face? Asking for a friend. 

Well, it's a "granny" steampunk versus bikini steampunk.   Also, "spare the rod, spoil the child."

[Jennifersdc]

So where does Farrah live now? I know she couldn't sell either her suburban Austin or LA house. She's now asking $550K for the Austin house (down from $750K), but it's also now offered for rent for $5K/month.

Farrah's really really stupid. News flash dingbat - you can't rent a house valued at $550K for $5K/month. More like $2500/month. $5K/month is for like a $1.2M house.

[Snarky McSnarky]

She's still in the TX abode.  She's been trying to sell or rent it since she bought it.  With no takers, she'll probably be there for a long time.

[ginger90]

The price history wouldn't entice me to even look at the house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr-Austin-TX-78738/89669235_zpid/

[CofCinci]

21 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

The price history wouldn't entice me to even look at the house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr-Austin-TX-78738/89669235_zpid/

The zillow algorithm is very accurate.  If they say the rental is worth $3500, it's typical Farrah to see her list it at $5000.

So I guess Michael is living elsewhere?  What about Sophia and her therapy horse?  

[Yolo]

On Wed Feb 22 2017 at 2:22 AM, GreatKazu said:

Sophia will need that stuff when the kids in the playground get tired of her bratty ways.

 

 

 

This is hilarious!? I love it!!!!!

[LBS]

Did she write that Zillow description because it makes absolutely no sense (bolding mine):

You will appreciate the designer touches in this beautiful former Scott Felder model. Wonderful open floor plan allows for easy living. Great room is open to kitchen & has large sliding doors that open to the nice outdoor living & private backyard. Huge main level master suite. Secondary bedrooms have designated bath. Fourh bedroom in separate casita, sep study, game room. Relax in the cozy courtyard, entertain on the wonderful outdoor living, and enjoy the view of the sunset from the covered balcony.

[poeticlicensed]

Wut? I looked at all the similar home rentals in the area and they are all in the $3000 to $3500 range. The most expensive, outside of Farrah's is the $3800. Of course Farrah thinks her house is worth more because she lived in it. Does the port a potty in the driveway count as one of the bathrooms?   

[Christina]

I've never been able to figure out what Farrah is up to with that Austin home, but I'm pretty sure it's shady. She puts it on the market, takes it off the market, puts it back on the market, increases asking price, decreases asking price, pulls it back of the market, does the hokey pokey and turns herself around and then starts over. Even when lowering the price, it's still above the area average. 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

2 hours ago, Christina said:

I've never been able to figure out what Farrah is up to with that Austin home, but I'm pretty sure it's shady. She puts it on the market, takes it off the market, puts it back on the market, increases asking price, decreases asking price, pulls it back of the market, does the hokey pokey and turns herself around and then starts over. Even when lowering the price, it's still above the area average. 

Some kind of tax write off? As a loss? I've never owned a rental so I can only guess.

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, Christina said:

I've never been able to figure out what Farrah is up to with that Austin home, but I'm pretty sure it's shady. She puts it on the market, takes it off the market, puts it back on the market, increases asking price, decreases asking price, pulls it back of the market, does the hokey pokey and turns herself around and then starts over. Even when lowering the price, it's still above the area average. 

I think it's creative tax write offs but I'm not well-versed in those issues.  Debra is insane but she's actually really great with managing money. They're up to shenanigans. 

[bref]

Heh, "single handily". Farrah never fails to make me laugh when she tries to sound smart. 

http://www.eonline.com/news/843820/farrah-abraham-says-she-made-more-views-and-ratings-than-all-three-stooges-on-teen-mom?cmpid=rd-xfinity-comcast-eonline

[CofCinci]

Farrah is probably right about her ratings.  I just peeked over at PornHub, which is just one free porn site, and her porn has 45,000,000 views.

[GreatKazu]

On ‎4‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 7:07 PM, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Some kind of tax write off? As a loss? I've never owned a rental so I can only guess.

Farrah probably claims the property is used for her work, which in reality, MTV does film her there at her home so, can claim it as a work-related expense?

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"It's kinda one of those things like 'Out of sight, out of mind,'" Maci told E! News. "I want the best for her and I think she does bring something to the show...the more different stories that can come together the more relatable we're gonna be to everyone."

Sorry, Maci. I can't relate to your lying beer-guzzling ass.

As for Farrah, you are just mad because Farrah brings MTV what they want - ratings. Something you three can't seem to do. 

"Out of sight, out of mind"...I don't get her philosophy. They don't even film together for the most part. She doesn't film with Farrah but for the reunion shows and specials which seem to be filmed over a two or three day period. How hard is it to sit there and wait on a sound stage just to collect a six figure check at the end of the day? Other than that, ignore her shit and smile about that big paycheck that keeps you at home. 

[Blissfool]

5 hours ago, bref said:

Heh, "single handily". Farrah never fails to make me laugh when she tries to sound smart. 

http://www.eonline.com/news/843820/farrah-abraham-says-she-made-more-views-and-ratings-than-all-three-stooges-on-teen-mom?cmpid=rd-xfinity-comcast-eonline

She's an editor's dream come true...

*hilarity 

*single handily

*make more views

*then 

And what does this even mean:

*make more rating then some 1offs??????shi!

[teapot]

16 hours ago, bref said:

Heh, "single handily". Farrah never fails to make me laugh when she tries to sound smart. 

http://www.eonline.com/news/843820/farrah-abraham-says-she-made-more-views-and-ratings-than-all-three-stooges-on-teen-mom?cmpid=rd-xfinity-comcast-eonline

now I'm ashamed of myself because I thought that Cate's statement was kind of clever....

[TwirlyGirly]

On 4/18/2017 at 0:23 AM, Blissfool said:

She's an editor's dream come true...

*hilarity 

*single handily

*make more views

*then 

And what does this even mean:

*make more rating then some 1offs??????shi!

If there was any question about how that ESL class Farrah is (or should be) taking is going, now we know the answer...

Maybe it would help if someone could figure out what her first language is?

[Christina]

That's her mental illness showing. Her brain is not connecting the correct words with her mouth. Aphasia sucks big time, especially when you realize it is happening, which I don't think Farrah does. The linked site refers mostly to brain injuries, but it's not the only cause for aphasia, in my case, it's Multiple Sclerosis and in my cousin's case, it is mental illness.

[teapot]

13 hours ago, Christina said:

That's her mental illness showing. Her brain is not connecting the correct words with her mouth. Aphasia sucks big time, especially when you realize it is happening, which I don't think Farrah does. The linked site refers mostly to brain injuries, but it's not the only cause for aphasia, in my case, it's Multiple Sclerosis and in my cousin's case, it is mental illness.

perhaps she has that...I've always thought she was not very intelligent yet very pretentious!

[Christina]

7 hours ago, teapot said:

perhaps she has that...I've always thought she was not very intelligent yet very pretentious!

That too. Farrah has a cornucopia of issues that can't be discounted.

[ginger90]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTMFGjlA6Pi/

You've never watched? Lol 

Edited April 22, 2017 by ginger90

[Jennifersdc]

On 4/20/2017 at 9:44 AM, teapot said:

perhaps she has that...I've always thought she was not very intelligent yet very pretentious!

That pretty much sums it up...

Farrah thinks she's brilliant. For a good howl - go read her websites for her retail stores. Obviously professionally done technical wise - but she obviously wrote all the descriptions herself. The verbage is fantastically awful, repitive and amateurish...my fav is how often she describes herself as one of the best known female celebrities...WTF? 

Though to be honest - I actually think she's one of the more innately intelligent ones on the TM franchise (sorry Chelsea - you're adorable but not that bright and Kail is no where near as smart as she thinks she is).

Gotta give Farrah some props for not just passively sitting around collecting MTV checks. Not saying much given the competition...as in the other one I think has some actual innate intelligence is Jenelle. I guess that makes sense cause I think the both of them have narcissistic sociopathatic tendencies.

[EmeraldGirl]

Farrah said something about Debra bringing men home all the time when she was young, and on the Bootcamp preview Debra accuses Michael of having 21 affairs. I think we are beginning to finally scratch the surface on the dysfunction and anger. I wonder if Farrah was ever molested by these men? I can see Debra being extra boozy and falling asleep. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

We can see Debra rewriting history over and over. She claimed she never hit Farrah.  We all saw that.

I think that pushes Farrah over the edge. It would make me insane also, to be fair. 

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

So, no shame here, but I follow Simon on Instagram and Snap Chat. Looks like he's getting his own "Being Simon" special.

[GreatKazu]

On ‎4‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 3:05 PM, ginger90 said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTMFGjlA6Pi/

You've never watched? Lol 

I am so sick of seeing Kendra Wilkinson and her drama with her mother being played out on television. I don't even watch the shows with her in them. I change the channel and I see their faces in various promos. If your mother makes you ill, why continue having a relationship with her? Kendra is like Farrah in that they milk this shit for the money. 

Hey, I will take a Being Simon episode over anything with Matt. I am still waiting for a Being Jo, Being Vee, and Being Gary special. 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

15 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I am so sick of seeing Kendra Wilkinson and her drama with her mother being played out on television. I don't even watch the shows with her in them. I change the channel and I see their faces in various promos. If your mother makes you ill, why continue having a relationship with her? Kendra is like Farrah in that they milk this shit for the money. 

Hey, I will take a Being Simon episode over anything with Matt. I am still waiting for a Being Jo, Being Vee, and Being Gary special. 

I cannot believe they are giving this poser a freaking special when there are so many people on these shows that would be way more interesting and deserving. Didn't they learn with Matt? I would love to see a Being Gary or Being Jo episode. Hell I'd even watch a Being Nathan way before I'd ever watch Simon. I bet David gets one too. Hopefully they'll name it Being A Sociopath and let it premiere on Discovery ID.

[GreatKazu]

23 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Farrah said something about Debra bringing men home all the time when she was young, and on the Bootcamp preview Debra accuses Michael of having 21 affairs. I think we are beginning to finally scratch the surface on the dysfunction and anger. I wonder if Farrah was ever molested by these men? I can see Debra being extra boozy and falling asleep. 

Farrah has also claimed she never made a porn tape. She also denied driving under the influence when she was arrested for a DUI. She said she was parked. I can't take what Farrah dishes out. If Farrah was hurt by any guys, I am shocked that she has never said anything since she has no problem dishing out so many other so-called private details of her life. She also claimed Michael and Debra abused her. According to "Dr. Jenn" Farrah's abuse is the worst abuse she has ever heard. Really? The worst ever? And yet, Farrah leaves her child with the people who have abused her more than any other children ever. 

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Not saying much given the competition...as in the other one I think has some actual innate intelligence is Jenelle.

@Jennifersdc

I never think of intelligence when it comes to Jenelle. She is contemptibly stupid. 

Edited April 24, 2017 by GreatKazu