Farrah

[StatisticalOutlier]

10 hours ago, LilaFowler said:

Farrah wants to land a CEO of a Fortune 500 (or something) type.

Farrah, being Farrah, said "Forbes 500."

[Mambo Gladys]

I totally agree that there are plenty of rich, old men who would take Farrah as a trophy wife, despite her personality.  As a 28 year old with nothing special in the looks/ass/boobs department, I had a rich 70-something ask me on a date several times.  Just thinking...I did nothing to suggest I was looking for a situation like that, yet he was apparently desperate enough to give it a try.  Being that Farrah makes it known she's looking for a "Forbes 500" type and has the porn body, I bet she'd have some suitors. 

[ghoulina]

19 hours ago, poopchute said:

She's doing her own thing.

Like getting her eyebrows waxes and Snapping all her friends around the world. 

[BXD]

Props to her for sounding intelligent and coherent in her SXSW interview. I was bracing myself for disaster, but it was actually pretty decent! Still confused as to what part of SXSW takes place at someone's house but oh well....

[GreatKazu]

25 minutes ago, BXD said:

Props to her for sounding intelligent and coherent in her SXSW interview. I was bracing myself for disaster, but it was actually pretty decent! Still confused as to what part of SXSW takes place at someone's house but oh well....

I have noticed when Farrah is reading off the teleprompter for the after show specials or she has likely rehearsed what she will say, she does pretty well. She does a damn better job at reading the teleprompter than Kail ever will. Farrah makes it look easy as she smiles throughout. Kail can't smile for shit. It is like asking a terrorist to be nice. 

Did anyone watch the after show last night? I caught maybe a full five minutes of the dating game. Pretty awkward. 

[ghoulina]

Farrah does do well with a prompter. But she wasn't using one during that SxS living room interview, and I agree that she sounded very poised and articulate. I was surprised. Maybe the hypnotherapy had something to do with that as well? I actually think her world salad comes from trying TOO hard to sound professional and intelligent. When she is just being herself, she actually comes off better. 

I watched some of the after show, but I kept falling asleep and never saw the end. I swear that the guy who was in the middle was shown on the previews for next week's episode. So that felt kind of like a setup to me. 

[CofCinci]

Does anyone know what 'word salad' actually sounds like?  I see it thrown around a lot in the reviews and in posts.  Farrah is a brat but she doesn't speak in word salad. 

[ginger90]

I think disorganized speech is an appropriate description for Farrah.

Word salad = gibberish, in my mind. Close call.

[teapot]

6 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I think disorganized speech is an appropriate description for Farrah.

Word salad = gibberish, in my mind. Close call.

omg there was this episode of Intervention & there was this very young girl who was a longtime meth user.  She literally never stopped talking, and not a single thing she said made sense.  It was terrifying.  (and actually kind of made me think of Farrah a little, but...)

[CofCinci]

Farrah can't articulate her thoughts when she is overcome with emotion. Her parents were real creeps and she can't keep her hatred in.  

[ghoulina]

It's not just those occasions, though. Reading the blurbs she puts on her various websites gives me vertigo. I've seen her do other little interview type things where she made little sense. That's why I wondered if the hypnotherapy had some effect on her? She came across a lot more articulate than she usually does. 

Her parents are creepy, for sure. But I continue to wonder why she leaves her daughters with people she has that much hatred for. Also, she's fairly creepy herself. Waxing a 2 year old's eyebrows. Giving the child her own Snapchat so she can talk to all her "fans". Admonishing a kid for daring to be sick on Easter. Her parenting leaves a lot to be desired as well. 

[Chris Knight]

3 hours ago, teapot said:

omg there was this episode of Intervention & there was this very young girl who was a longtime meth user.  She literally never stopped talking, and not a single thing she said made sense.  It was terrifying.  (and actually kind of made me think of Farrah a little, but...)

Is Intervention still on ? I used to watch It and remember an episode with a blond girl of Mexican descent. Her name was Christy or Chrissy, and she was high as a kite the whole episode. She rambled total nonsense.

[teapot]

14 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

Is Intervention still on ? I used to watch It and remember an episode with a blond girl of Mexican descent. Her name was Christy or Chrissy, and she was high as a kite the whole episode. She rambled total nonsense.

it is!  I can't believe that after all this time, they "don't know that they are about to have an intervention."

that Misty Cristy chick was CLASSIC!!

[TaxNerd]

I wonder if he refuses to marry her because she isn't Indian.  I think at one point she said she had never met his parents?  They actually are cute together.  I do think she could reel in a rich older guys easily, but is stuck on Simon. 

This week in Jamaica:

Edited June 1, 2017 by TaxNerd

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Didn't she say something at the SXSW house event thing about being with an Egyptian guy for three years? The way she worded it made it seem like it could've been Simon. Do we know for sure that he's Indian (both parents)?

[ginger90]

I think it's interesting that Farrah appeared cohernt in her scenes during the mess of the others in Puerto Rico. Also intersting that during the airing, Farrah and Simon are in Jamaica looking good and doing what real people do on such a vacation. (Imo, of course, lol)

[Mambo Gladys]

4 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Didn't she say something at the SXSW house event thing about being with an Egyptian guy for three years? The way she worded it made it seem like it could've been Simon. Do we know for sure that he's Indian (both parents)?

It almost had to be Simon. That's the only person she's dated for that amount of time, as far as I know. She did date another guy who j think was Egyptian back when she was in the council bluffs/Omaha area still. He was a soccer player at the U of Omaha, I believe. She had filed a protection order against him, but it was dismissed . I don't believe they dated for more than a few months . 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Farrah looks pretty there without a ton of piled on make-up. Her smile looks genuine. I like that she's comfortable enough with Simon that she doesn't have to have full face make-up on.  

Edited June 1, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[jacksgirl]

Agree MyPeopleAreNordic, Farrah looks happy and relaxed like you are supposed to on vacation. I think the pix is a giant FU to mean girl Maci and her minions Tyler, Cate and Amber. It's like "we went on vacation too and had a blast."

[AmyFarrahFowler]

23 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

Is Intervention still on ? I used to watch It and remember an episode with a blond girl of Mexican descent. Her name was Christy or Chrissy, and she was high as a kite the whole episode. She rambled total nonsense.

Christy!! Anyone know how she's doing these days? I have thought of her often and prayed that something would happen. We all know she was beyond that point anyway.

[Brooklynista]

2 hours ago, jacksgirl said:

Agree MyPeopleAreNordic, Farrah looks happy and relaxed like you are supposed to on vacation. I think the pix is a giant FU to mean girl Maci and her minions Tyler, Cate and Amber. It's like "we went on vacation too and had a blast."

And they like each other (in that moment). Take that Amber and Matt.

[Mambo Gladys]

3 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

And they like each other (in that moment). Take that Amber and Matt.

I think those two create a lot of drama for the show. Out of all of the moms/their men, those two are probably the only ones who could pull that off. I'm not doubting that Farrah isn't plenty crazy in real life, but I do think she takes it up a notch for the show. 

[ginger90]

As long as she's in New York for the reunion (what will the others be doing? Probably talking about her, lol)

https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/870429377309405188?p=v

[Calm81]

I love it. Those three stooges managed to make Farrah, the once most hated of the OG moms, become the new fan favorite just because they became real life mean girls.

Now that Farrah is somewhat being nicer in the past few episodes and showing her work ethic she's starting to grow on me. Lol.

Gawd, you have to be a pretty annoying, arrogant, dumb, self-centered, lazy/sloth-like, skin pickin', fair-weathered; greasy, 20% parent, raping; gel attending, couch jumping, alcoholic freak to get people to love Farrah more than you. Congratulations Catelynn/Tyler, Maci, Mamber for making this once far-fetched possibility a reality. ?

[GreatKazu]

Farrah and her birthday red carpet extravaganza. Cate got Burger King in PR with Matt by her side. lol 

 

Farrah being in Jamaica means at least one thing - she has a passport! hahaha Take that Amber and Matt! 

[Chris Knight]

I finally watched the Farrah Dating Game. Farrah continues to impress. Yay, hypnotherapy  ! I was surprised she chose Arsaf . I thought she was gonna choose Bachelor #1. I don't care enough to Google but does anyone know if they still dating ?

[ginger90]

"Webseries Sophia Says"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt_B_DsVJOY&a=&feature=youtu.be

[Christina]

I read somewhere that the man Farrah chose in her dating game already worked for the production company, and it was setup from the get go. It probably wasn't ever meant to be a legitimate date. 

[Poohbear617]

I'm not sure on the RT timeline either.  My cable has listed that Farrah's  date with Asef for the past 3 weeks but mtv aired it like it was all current. I also read sone where  that the reunion was being filmed this weekend June 2-4. Now I am beginning to wonder who gets the kickback for the hypnotherapy guy, because my guide says that the June 12 episode will have Simon seeing him in order to help simon get over Farrah. (Really..this is the same guy who has stood up and walkout on farrah and I loved that.about him...he did not even care about her breaking up with him and now he needs hypnotherapy lol ) did anyone notice how farrah kept saying "I'm single" "I broke it off with him".  Now the after show says that Taylor , Tyler  and Gary go to see the hypnotherapist as well.  Of they are having to pull out these stunts then maybe it is time to pull the plug.

[teapot]

On ‎6‎/‎2‎/‎2017 at 3:04 PM, ginger90 said:

As long as she's in New York for the reunion (what will the others be doing? Probably talking about her, lol)

https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/870429377309405188?p=v

BEAUTIQUE!

I just have one question.  WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE WITHOUT DORINDA?????????????

 

ETA:  sorry guys, something on RHONY spoken by my spirit animal, the Lady Sonja Morgan

Edited June 5, 2017 by teapot

[gunderda]

13 hours ago, Christina said:

I read somewhere that the man Farrah chose in her dating game already worked for the production company, and it was setup from the get go. It probably wasn't ever meant to be a legitimate date. 

Asef is from MTV's "Are You the One"  I didn't recognize the other 2. 

And there's no way Asef would date her. Or maybe vice versa - he's definitely not the serious type!

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

Farrah is the reasonable person in the room. Just lol! How do you fuck up that badly?

[ginger90]

Debra posted a picture from the reunion (are they allowed to do that?) , and Farrah isn't in it, lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddanielsen/status/871788618561581056/photo/1

[teapot]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Debra posted a picture from the reunion (are they allowed to do that?) , and Farrah isn't in it, lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddanielsen/status/871788618561581056/photo/1

wow, she was complimentary towards the others ("changing the world" is a bit of a stretch there, Steampunk Grandma...)

[Calm81]

56 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Debra posted a picture from the reunion (are they allowed to do that?) , and Farrah isn't in it, lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddanielsen/status/871788618561581056/photo/1

I'm getting really fucking annoyed with the black ripped jeans making its appearance in EVERY reunion whether that's by the TM2 girls or OG. Are they messing with us???

Even Farrah's special blind date after show had two of the potential dates wearing black ripped jeans. Ugh!

I guess I'll go out and buy a pair - can't beat 'em join 'em. ?

Edited June 5, 2017 by Calm81

[AmyFarrahFowler]

1 hour ago, Calm81 said:

I'm getting really fucking annoyed with the black ripped jeans making its appearance in EVERY reunion whether that's by the TM2 girls or OG. Are they messing with us???

Even Farrah's special blind date after show had two of the potential dates wearing black ripped jeans. Ugh!

I guess I'll go out and buy a pair - can't beat 'em join 'em. ?

Shades of Roseanne's chicken shirt...

[GreatKazu]

28 minutes ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Shades of Roseanne's chicken shirt...

lol 

All roads lead back to Lanford. 

Three Maci's could fit in one of Kail's ripped black jeans. Maci's ripped jeans would fit Kail like a sock. 

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Debra posted a picture from the reunion (are they allowed to do that?) , and Farrah isn't in it, lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddanielsen/status/871788618561581056/photo/1

Let me see...

Is Amber trying to attract Jermy in her attire? She looks like she is wearing battle dress. Is it because she is at war with Matt and she has to dress combat style? 

And what is up with Cate wearing that bright yellow blouse? Holy moly, she looks bigger!

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Debra posted a picture from the reunion (are they allowed to do that?) , and Farrah isn't in it, lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddanielsen/status/871788618561581056/photo/1

They make $300k a year -- why do they always look terrible?

[GreatKazu]

6 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

They make $300k a year -- why do they always look terrible?

Cate spends her money on pot, ciggies, trips, manicures, Beatz headphones, Boogie Town, and eating out.

Amber gives her money to Matt.

Maci spends her money on daycare, eating out, and has to always buy her Bud Lights in cases. 

[Court]

What is wrong with Amber's hair?

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, Court said:

What is wrong with Amber's hair?

Here is a better look:

[GreatKazu]

Deb wants Farrah to be with a guy like The Weeknd not a gold-digger like Simon:

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-the-weeknd-dating-debra-danielsen-133931/photos/jenelle-evans-207818

 

I think Simon will need his own thread soon. No fucks to give:

http://starcasm.net/archives/371125

 

Edited June 6, 2017 by GreatKazu

[druzy]

I wonder who Simon is referring to in the above tweet.

Edited June 6, 2017 by druzy

[AmyFarrahFowler]

51 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Deb wants Farrah to be with a guy like The Weeknd not a gold-digger like Simon:

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-the-weeknd-dating-debra-danielsen-133931/photos/jenelle-evans-207818

 

I think Simon will need his own thread soon. No fucks to give:

http://starcasm.net/archives/371125

 

OT...can someone explain why I'm never able to see Starcasm's  page? Does this happen to anyone else who hits the link?

[ginger90]

Seems Simon paid for Deb's Valentine's Day

https://mobile.twitter.com/SimonSaran/status/871851733957226496?p=v

I assume Ben (in a post I can't quote) is the person who tweets for Teen Mom OG?

Simon also tweeted that Kiki (is that Kerthy?) gave Ryan pills during filming

[CofCinci]

16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Seems Simon paid for Deb's Valentine's Day

https://mobile.twitter.com/SimonSaran/status/871851733957226496?p=v

I assume Ben (in a post I can't quote) is the person who tweets for Teen Mom OG?

Simon also tweeted that Kiki (is that Kerthy?) gave Ryan pills during filming

Kiki and Kerthy are two different producers. 

Kiki: http://starcasm.net/archives/31053

Kerthy: http://staffmeup.com/profile/kerthyfix

They are both thanked in Matt's book though:

 

[ginger90]

Ahhh ok Kiki is not Kerthy, lol! Thanks.

[Snarky McSnarky]

If only the people he dedicated his book to had made it to the book signing.  He would have had quite a crowd & may have actually gotten out of his car.

[Jax7917]

Seems like pot is calling the kettle black.. How is Simon  gonna talk about Asaf living off other people's money and being a fame whore when he himself is the epitome of one. I'm sorry. No one dates Farrah for her fantastic personality.

[GreatKazu]

He may be an asshole, but as long as Simon spills the truth about Teen Mom and all the dirt, I will continue to read what he has to put out there. 

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