Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[leighroda]

Ok, so I didn't really look too closely at the pictures where Matt has blood on his face so I could be wrong, but it doesn't look real to me... you see the blood but there does not seem to be a source, i.e. Broken skin, plus if there is a source it's very small meaning he sat there and made or waited for it to bleed enough for the pictures. They don't look like scratches to me, it's like the blood starts from more of a dot, that would be consistent with a puncture wound, but wtf would make that kind of wound. I think it's prob blood or something, he hasn't been photographed with any kind of wound on his face that I can think of since we met him, and if he did actually get injured recently he would have them now... so I'm gonna go ahead and call it bs in my book until proven otherwise.

[GreatKazu]

That preview clip clearly shows who is the jerk in the relationship and it isn't Gary. Amber, just like Kail, was there rubbing it in Gary's face about his clothes, how he spends his money, name-calling, and the constant poke, poke, poking she does any chance she gets with that critical and sarcastic fucking attitude of hers. Miss High and Mighty - emphasis on high - sits there in those fugly shades that she probably paid over $500 for while her body still looks fat and lumpy in spite of that plastic surgery she put herself through. 

Speaking of shades, I laugh at Amber spending all that money on sunglasses. https://consumerist.com/2010/07/15/6-reasons-why-designer-sunglasses-are-a-rip-off/

Edited April 20, 2017 by GreatKazu

[poopchute]

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

That preview clip clearly shows who is the jerk in the relationship and it isn't Gary. Amber, just like Kail, was there rubbing it in Gary's face about his clothes, how he spends his money, name-calling, and the constant poke, poke, poking she does any chance she gets with that critical and sarcastic fucking attitude of hers. Miss High and Mighty - emphasis on high - sits there in those fugly shades that she probably paid over $500 for while her body still looks fat and lumpy in spite of that plastic surgery she put herself through. 

Speaking of shades, I laugh at Amber spending all that money on sunglasses. https://consumerist.com/2010/07/15/6-reasons-why-designer-sunglasses-are-a-rip-off/

Yeah can you imagine the reaction if after all that poking at him he fired back something about her appearance or clothes?! She would have stormed off crying and probably would have thrown a tantrum about filming and just been generally an asshole.  She can dish it out but can't take it.  I think it was the reunion before this last one where she was a dick to Gary and then he said some normal factual but barely critical comment to her and she stormed off hysterically crying.  Fuck off!!!!

Edited April 20, 2017 by poopchute

[MrsPatrickBateman]

So, Amber is pregnant.

http://getreallol.com/breaking-news-teen-mom-amber-portwood-is-pregnant/

There's a chance it's not true, say a prayer.

Edited April 21, 2017 by MrsPatrickBateman

[JocelynCavanaugh]

If this is true, she's even dumber than I thought. Super duper dumb. 

[CofCinci]

It's not posted anywhere else. If she was pregnant, MTV would have the announcement go through People magazine. 

[Calm81]

18 hours ago, BXD said:

This clip is so frustrating to watch. I was just watching an old TM ep where they are out shopping for Leah's first birthday party, and Amber is clearing the shelves while Gary keeps telling her he only has $20. I don't understand why she is so shocked he has a budget when he has been the responsible one with money for years.

I'm team Gary but I can't forget when he spent $20 on a crib for Leah from a yard sale, a $20 engagement ring for Amber followed by a $400 PlayStation for himself that he later returned to redeem himself. Lol. Point being he is cheap and "on a budget" when buying for others and is currently playing monopoly with his neighborhood. ??

Again, I'm team Gary and I love that he's a coupon clipper.

[ginger90]

He continued, saying, “The photo that surfaced is nothing more than the result of some roughhousing amongst my guy friends. I got my butt kicked by a friend, and it was well-deserved, I might add. Now someone’s trying to use the pic to paint an untrue picture of our life together.”

 

“Amber would never lay a hand on me, and I can’t wait to marry the love of my life in October,” Baier adds.

Amber tweeted a link to the story. (And also a picture saying goodnight at 4:30am)

http://people.com/tv/amber-portwood-domestic-abuse-allegations-matt-baier/

I think his wording " would never lay a hand on me" is creepy.

[CofCinci]

31 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

I'm team Gary but I can't forget when he spent $20 on a crib for Leah from a yard sale, a $20 engagement ring for Amber followed by a $400 PlayStation for himself that he later returned to redeem himself. Lol. Point being he is cheap and "on a budget" when buying for others and is currently playing monopoly with his neighborhood. ??

Again, I'm team Gary and I love that he's a coupon clipper.

Revisiting that moment, he could have been pushed into purchasing the PlayStation by the producers or that production paid for the PlayStation.

I don't see him "playing monopoly" for himself. It's for his family.  He hasn't been boastful about his purchases like Amber and Matt. 

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

He continued, saying, “The photo that surfaced is nothing more than the result of some roughhousing amongst my guy friends. I got my butt kicked by a friend, and it was well-deserved, I might add. Now someone’s trying to use the pic to paint an untrue picture of our life together.”

 

“Amber would never lay a hand on me, and I can’t wait to marry the love of my life in October,” Baier adds.

 

Sure, Jan!! Did he forget that she has already been on national television laying hands on Gary??? Does he really believe we think he has friends that aren't paid for? LOL

Edited April 21, 2017 by IgnoranceisBLISS
To bold the idiots response

[GreatKazu]

Matt better get new friends. They constantly get him in trouble with tweets to Farrah and Jenelle and now, they are rough with him and give him black eyes.

[Birdee]

5 hours ago, Calm81 said:

I'm team Gary but I can't forget when he spent $20 on a crib for Leah from a yard sale, a $20 engagement ring for Amber followed by a $400 PlayStation for himself that he later returned to redeem himself. Lol. Point being he is cheap and "on a budget" when buying for others and is currently playing monopoly with his neighborhood. ??

Again, I'm team Gary and I love that he's a coupon clipper.

 

I agree that Gary in the beginning was a bit much to handle, but he's really grown up, whereas Amber is the exact same petulant child she's always been. There's no way the Gary of today would pull that, but today's Amber wouldn't think twice about putting herself or Matt before her precious BooBoo. And I think there's big difference between being on a budget with a kid's birthday party (which to me seems necessary  when dealing with Amber because God only knows what kind of "My Super Sweet 16" bash she'd try to throw) and saving money to buy houses that will provide for the same child in the future. 

[poopchute]

I still don't understand how someone got those pictures. Matt obviously sent to someone. Why? Why would you send those for any reason except to get people talking? Has he explained what the purpose of taking and sending the pics was and how they got out?

[CofCinci]

52 minutes ago, poopchute said:

I still don't understand how someone got those pictures. Matt obviously sent to someone. Why? Why would you send those for any reason except to get people talking? Has he explained what the purpose of taking and sending the pics was and how they got out?

He is a sociopath. He most likely sends photos of his injuries to women to built develop a false sense of trust and gain sympathy.  He's been doing this for 20 years. There is probably a formula in his mind. Also, there are like 36 questions you can explore with someone and evidence shows that they can fall in love with you (google psychologist Arthur Aron interpersonal closeness studies).  He knows how to work dumb women and "proof" of abuse helps him. 

[EmeraldGirl]

The three stooges and partners were out in LA last night. Amber and Cate snapchatted pics of them all drinking in a tripped out limo. And I think I see Tyler smoking something. Yeah, this is really a couple who should open sober living houses. 

[ginger90]

They went to Laugh Factory in Hollywood.

Edited April 21, 2017 by ginger90

[Snarky McSnarky]

Well, none of them have jobs to get back to.  Why not hang out in Hollywood.

[CofCinci]

"But I'm a good mom!"

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

They went to Laugh Factory in Hollywood.

Laugh Factory should be the name of this damn show. 

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He continued, saying, “The photo that surfaced is nothing more than the result of some roughhousing amongst my guy friends. I got my butt kicked by a friend, and it was well-deserved, I might add. Now someone’s trying to use the pic to paint an untrue picture of our life together.”

Funny how he never posts that information in his actual texts. It isn't until people call him out on his texts that he comes up with these outlandish lies. 

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

He is a sociopath. He most likely sends photos of his injuries to women to built develop a false sense of trust and gain sympathy.  He's been doing this for 20 years. There is probably a formula in his mind. Also, there are like 36 questions you can explore with someone and evidence shows that they can fall in love with you (google psychologist Arthur Aron interpersonal closeness studies).  He knows how to work dumb women and "proof" of abuse helps him. 

I wonder what photos he sent to Amber to gain her trust and sympathy? Dick pics? 

[DoctorWhovian]

On 4/19/2017 at 5:19 PM, ginger90 said:

Still in LA, no Leah Wednesday this week

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTFinuKhnmF/

What a horribly laid out image. The image cuts off at the "with," which just makes it look like the writer is dumb, the font choice is awful, the type style is ugly. Of course Amber tweeted it. (I also hate all those kinds of motivational images people post one facebook/instagram/etc. It's just them showing off their faux depth and looking for "you go girls" in response.)

[CofCinci]

I don't want to pull out the Ron Paul just yet.... but Amber is in the process of removing Matt's pics off her IG. 

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:I wonder what photos he sent to Amber to gain her trust and sympathy? Dick pics? 

First pic would have been of an AA/NA chip, asking for her to congratulate him on an amount of sobriety that was less than whatever she had at the time.  He's asking her for advice because he's new in recovery. *barf* 

Other pics would be of his two kids.  His only kids. Hahahah! Old pics of them too. He'd cry that he misses them and that his bitch of an ex won't let him see them.  Maybe he'd throw in a few screengrabs of texts from the ex telling him to drop dead and that he'd never see the kids. 

Then, he'd send pics of his DJ days, that baseball pic we've seen (it's a beer league -- not semi-pro!), and perhaps a link to his book. 

Amber thought she landed a "good man."  Educated, professional - a family man separated from his kids. Barf barf barf. She should ran for the hills when he punched a hole in the wall at the hotel in Vegas. What kind of animal does that?!!

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

I don't want to pull out the Ron Paul just yet.... but Amber is in the process of removing Matt's pics off her IG. 

Did she announce that's what she's doing? Perhaps this latest trip opened her eyes to something? Funny though because that's the first thing a teen would do, wipe their social media of him.

[woodscommaelle]

5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Laugh Factory should be the name of this damn show. 

Haha. That is brilliant!

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Amber thought she landed a "good man."  Educated, professional - a family man separated from his kids. Barf barf barf. She should ran for the hills when he punched a hole in the wall at the hotel in Vegas. What kind of animal does that?!!

Meh. She's just as shitty as he is.

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 4/17/2017 at 6:33 PM, CofCinci said:

"Doctors told me I was fine, Farrah, and didn't need therapy."  What Doctors?  Your famewhore fiancé?  Or Dr. Dre after loving your new hit single?

I'm just trying to imagine the circumstances where this would occur...I picture something like "well, if you choose not to pursue therapy, you'll be fine since you're not in any crisis right now, but I really recommend..."

On 4/20/2017 at 10:41 AM, leighroda said:

Ok, so I didn't really look too closely at the pictures where Matt has blood on his face so I could be wrong, but it doesn't look real to me... you see the blood but there does not seem to be a source, i.e. Broken skin, plus if there is a source it's very small meaning he sat there and made or waited for it to bleed enough for the pictures. They don't look like scratches to me, it's like the blood starts from more of a dot, that would be consistent with a puncture wound, but wtf would make that kind of wound. I think it's prob blood or something, he hasn't been photographed with any kind of wound on his face that I can think of since we met him, and if he did actually get injured recently he would have them now... so I'm gonna go ahead and call it bs in my book until proven otherwise.

Those looked like shaving cuts to me.

[druzy]

Sorry if this was posted. Matt called a woman and she recorded it.

Matt sounds delusional. 

Edited April 22, 2017 by druzy
Listen to the audio!

[druzy]

https://twitter.com/Paramedtattoo/status/855577483227217921

[Calm81]

I'm trying to read through the twitter comments to see what was with that crazy phone call that was recorded by Tiffany and I'm not seeing anything - im not the greatest with Twitter. What's going on? Lol.

[druzy]

2 hours ago, Calm81 said:

I'm trying to read through the twitter comments to see what was with that crazy phone call that was recorded by Tiffany and I'm not seeing anything - im not the greatest with Twitter. What's going on? Lol.

 

I didn't understand the twitter comments either. I was hoping someone here would decipher the tweets :)  

[poopchute]

Why would the police be investigating this woman's online friends? What does that even mean? Who is this person?

[druzy]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

Why would the police be investigating this woman's online friends? What does that even mean? Who is this person?

I don't think the police are investigating this woman's friends. Matt was trying to get her to shut up. I think she dated him in the past and she was going to exposed him, maybe they recently fooled around? I'm just guessing. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

What 40-something year old guys rough house with each other like that? Also, Matt doesn't have friends. And we know Amber has gotten violent in the past. 

But Matt is full of sh*%, so who knows what's going on.

Edited April 23, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

I empathized with Gary so much in that 16&P scene when he bought the PS3. They had stopped making that model, supply was limited, a used version costs more than a new one. As a gamer, I totally got it. It was the dumb thing to do, but he hasn't pulled a stunt like that since then. 

[CofCinci]

9 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

What 40-something year old guys rough house with each other like that? Also, Matt doesn't have friends. And we know Amber has gotten violent in the past. 

But Matt is full of sh*%, so who knows what's going on.

His friend Jeff looks like he is made of dough. I can't imagine them play-fighting. 

[MissMel]

10 hours ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

I empathized with Gary so much in that 16&P scene when he bought the PS3. They had stopped making that model, supply was limited, a used version costs more than a new one. As a gamer, I totally got it. It was the dumb thing to do, but he hasn't pulled a stunt like that since then. 

If you noticed this, you would die and go to heaven in my house.  I don't even know what consoles we still have here and what moved out with my oldest son.  I did watch his computer pieces get delivered here for him to put together.  And my dad has the Wii (for Netflix).  We have them all.  I still play Pokemon, Crash Bandicoot, and Tomba.  Once in a while we break out the original NES just for fun.  Good god, I'm old.

[ginger90]

Rough housing does not fall under this description by Matt. A fight does, though. . "I got my butt kicked by a friend, and it was well-deserved, I might add."

They are getting married on Friday, October 13th. I am  not superstitious, but...

They are getting married near home according to what I saw. No destination wedding, guess MTV wasn't coughing up the big bucks.

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Rough housing does not fall under this description by Matt. A fight does, though. . "I got my butt kicked by a friend, and it was well-deserved, I might add."

They are getting married on Friday, October 13th. I am  not superstitious, but...

They are getting married near home according to what I saw. No destination wedding, guess MTV wasn't coughing up the big bucks.

Or Gary wouldn't let Leah miss school for this fuckery. People magazine would want wedding pictures with Leah so Anber is having a local wedding. 

[ginger90]

40 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Or Gary wouldn't let Leah miss school for this fuckery. People magazine would want wedding pictures with Leah so Anber is having a local wedding. 

Sounds right. I guess perhaps we'll see the discussion deciding on the date. Friday is generally cheaper than Saturday.

[ginger90]

Surgery and now perhaps this? Exercising helps.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/857001061286109185?p=v

[Calm81]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Surgery and now perhaps this? Exercising helps.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/857001061286109185?p=v

Yikes! I clicked on that guys twitter handle and hot naked pics of a guy. I wonder if Amber only responded To him in hopes of Matt checking the guy out and seeing what sexy profiles Amber is gawking at....she's trying to make him jealous?

thank goodness my husband was in the bathroom when I clicked it ?

[Snarky McSnarky]

Whoever is really in charge of Amber's online bewbew-tique has added some overpriced makeup to the offerings.  On the clothing side, there's a lot of stuff on Sale, if you consider knocking $2.00 to $4.00 off most items a "Sale."

http://beforeverhaute.com

[guilfoyleatpp]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Whoever is really in charge of Amber's online bewbew-tique has added some overpriced makeup to the offerings.  On the clothing side, there's a lot of stuff on Sale, if you consider knocking $2.00 to $4.00 off most items a "Sale."

http://beforeverhaute.com

That's so weird...why don't they just do 10% across the board? or 15%? It's just so random!

[ginger90]

Amber is so entertaining

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/857036504371212288?p=v

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

On 4/23/2017 at 0:01 PM, MissMel said:

If you noticed this, you would die and go to heaven in my house.  I don't even know what consoles we still have here and what moved out with my oldest son.  I did watch his computer pieces get delivered here for him to put together.  And my dad has the Wii (for Netflix).  We have them all.  I still play Pokemon, Crash Bandicoot, and Tomba.  Once in a while we break out the original NES just for fun.  Good god, I'm old.

Between us the wife and I have one helluva collection from NES to PS4Pro/PC. We'll probably get a Switch in a while, but I need to see some actual games besides the exclusives. The WiiU is literally collecting dust. I don't want the Switch to do the same. 

I empathized with Gary so much because I was sorta going through the same thing to an extent, except I was just a broke grad student and he was having a kid. Ended up grabbing a refurb 360 (which still works, surprisingly enough) without realizing that after Microsoft nickel and dimed me to death, I might as well have gotten the PS3. 

I suspect Gary and Jo have awesome game collections. They don't show it very much, but some of their comments and SM posts indicate that they would be cool to chill with and talk games. Sorry for the nerd derail! 

[GreatKazu]

On 4/23/2017 at 4:42 AM, CofCinci said:

His friend Jeff looks like he is made of dough. I can't imagine them play-fighting. 

I agree. If you change this up and insert Amber's name here instead of Jeff's, it makes just as much sense. Amber looks like a dough girl. That would explain the feet looking like loaves of bread.

[MissMel]

1 hour ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

I suspect Gary and Jo have awesome game collections. They don't show it very much, but some of their comments and SM posts indicate that they would be cool to chill with and talk games. Sorry for the nerd derail! 

Nerds unite!  I always thought Gary and Jo would have extensive collections.  I imagine Vee was pretty interested before ViVi, as well.  

I bought my son a Gameboy and Pokemon Blue when he was five.  I had no idea how much reading was involved.  He wanted to play so bad, he figured it out.  He got into computers at 12.  He graduated high school with 5 Sysco networking certifications and a job offer from the school district.  He's 23 now and the department head.  I'd say there's worse things young people could get into.  Just look at Ambuh.

[MissMel]

13 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I agree. If you change this up and insert Amber's name here instead of Jeff's, it makes just as much sense. Amber looks like a dough girl. That would explain the feet looking like loaves of bread.

I wonder if Amber is experiencing liver/kidney damage.  She does seem very bloated.  Alcohol and prescription drug abuse can cause major damage.  The bloating and fluid retention is a red flag.  She doesn't seem to be smaller after her "makeover".  Maybe she is experiencing abdominal fluid and edema.  Maybe not, but I wouldn't rule it out either.  It also makes her fatigue, excuse me-her depression, make a little more sense.

[CofCinci]

8 hours ago, MissMel said:

I wonder if Amber is experiencing liver/kidney damage.  She does seem very bloated.  Alcohol and prescription drug abuse can cause major damage.  The bloating and fluid retention is a red flag.  She doesn't seem to be smaller after her "makeover".  Maybe she is experiencing abdominal fluid and edema.  Maybe not, but I wouldn't rule it out either.  It also makes her fatigue, excuse me-her depression, make a little more sense.

They eat fast food three times a day.

[Christina]

32 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

They eat fast food three times a day.

Oh good. They recognize they need to diet.

[Booger666]

On 4/27/2017 at 1:15 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Whoever is really in charge of Amber's online bewbew-tique has added some overpriced makeup to the offerings.  On the clothing side, there's a lot of stuff on Sale, if you consider knocking $2.00 to $4.00 off most items a "Sale."

http://beforeverhaute.com

Her store's policy is no return or exchange on makeup, and all sale items are final sale.  I don't think anything on her site can be exchanged or returned. Its all bullshit $2 sale so its not returnable.