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[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie. There are plenty of things that are worse for a kid than parents with differing spiritual beliefs. Never mind that this child you keep yapping about does not exist!

[HappyDancex2]

hey natalie take "your" child and find someone else you controlling bitch

[Gigglepuff]

This woman is batshit crazy. 

[OoogleEyes]

Uh....mommy? Can you please leave the room.

[Gobi]

Do you accept ancient aliens in your heart?!

[Brooklynista]

Mike, leave Natalie alone not because she's a wack job but because she wears shoes in the bed. She's trash.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If this is the problem before they conceive, can you imagine the drama once a baby arrives?

[kacesq]

Did they never have these conversations before? I dunno, in my serious relationships we’ve talked about religion and its importance or lack thereof in our lives...

[charmed1]

Someone please check on the stuffed unicorn. I fear it may be in a pot on the stove.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey, give your imaginary kid a little credit, Natalie! They might be smarter than you! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

This woman is batshit crazy. 

Ms Giggle I posted my Zied cameo n the couple section. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[iwasish]

 Natalie is carrying on like she has to make “Sophie’s Choice” 

I hope Mike sticks to his guns. 

 

[Frozendiva]

Natalie, there is no guarantee that your baby will have any kind of religion. When he or she gets to 18 or so, he or she can choose one, if he or she wants to.

[Mr. Miner]

Make your choice to pack your shit and go home

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike should demand that Natalie walk around in a tin hat if she wants him to accept her religion.

[HappyDancex2]

who would have thought the farmhand uncle would appear more sane than natalie?  Didn't see that coming LOL

[Gigglepuff]

I don't understand why alien Mike is even entertaining this. I'd be outta there as this display is a insight into what life with Natalie will be like.  

[Floatingbison]

This conflict seems super producer driven.

[Eldemarge]

TLC shows love rock walls.

[iwasish]

Momma has the unicorn now.. these two women are nuts. Run Mike run. 

[Twopper]

Okay, I think I am done with Mike and Natalie;  she is mental, and I don't care for him.  That was awkward and uncomfortable to watch.   

[Pepper Mostly]

And now she flounces out of her own room. 

Mama Natalie: What are we going to do now? 

Pepper Mostly: I don't know about you, but Mike should catch the first available cab to the airport.

[judylo]

Run, Mike! Yes, Natalie is crazy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Michael still hasn’t washed his hair.

[charmed1]

Max & Cece. Finally, some much needed adult conversation.

[kacesq]

I’m a bit bored with Michael and Juliana. I need a break from them, the kids, the ex....so much playing to the cameras.

[Gobi]

The power of ancient aliens compels you!

[Brooklynista]

Juliana slipping effortlessly into an 8yr olds jacket really should make Mike feel like a perv.

Edited December 23, 2019 by Brooklynista

[Frozendiva]

Yes, Juliana, you look like a high school student.

I believe it when it is noted that right now, she is anything but independent. And Michael probably wouldn't want that.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

This conflict seems super producer driven.

That may be true, but Natalie has certainly lost herself in the part. 

[DragonFlyzz]

I would totally get it if Natalie wanted someone who shares her religious beliefs.  I don’t get, at all, why this is an issue NOW.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Natalie, there is no guarantee that your baby will have any kind of religion. When he or she gets to 18 or so, he or she can choose one, if he or she wants to.

And there's no guarantee that there'll even be a baby. What happens if they can't conceive, or if one of them has issues, unexplained fertility etc...Natalie's no spring chicken, fertility rates start dropping, yadda, yadda, yadda. 

[hookedontv]

Nothing like 2 adults having a “discussion” with the batshit crazy gal flounced on the bed crying, her mom (her MOM) sitting with her, and lumberjack Mike making more sense in 3 minutes than anyone else ever has on this show. 

[greekmom]

Why didn't they discuss religion in the first few conversations before they got to this point??

If it's such a big deal to her, she should have moved on.

[Angry Moldovan]

Love the snidely comments from thekids “ooooh you like a teenager” ha @ the old perve

[Floatingbison]

Let's do some climbin' and pre nush talkin' while we're 40 feet up 

[kacesq]

Wait, why did he break up with her?

[hookedontv]

Michael has his Douche hat on again. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That may be true, but Natalie has certainly lost herself in the part. 

Method acting.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

And there's no guarantee that there'll even be a baby. What happens if they can't conceive, or if one of them has issues, unexplained fertility etc...Natalie's no spring chicken Kiev, fertility rates start dropping, yadda, yadda, yadda. 

FTFY

[Mr. Miner]

There’s no shampoo for oily hair in Greenwich?

[Frozendiva]

I would never expect anyone to take care of me forever.

[LennieBriscoe]

Religion or lack thereof seems like a topic for a long over-due conversation between M&N.

 

[Frozendiva]

Juliana, you are acting like your fiancé's teenage daughter.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wait, why did he break up with her?

Indeed, or so she claimed. He looked as guilty as alien sin when she brought it up

[Floatingbison]

Nothing like an awkward, personal conversation in public.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Michael gets crazed when Juliana expresses herself about her own needs.

[OoogleEyes]

He IS trying to manipulate her 

[DragonFlyzz]

So nice of him to tell her what she’s upset about.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

There’s no shampoo for oily hair in Greenwich?

There’s plenty, believe me, I know. 
He just chooses not to use any lol.