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[kacesq]

3 years in Russia and she doesn’t have a grasp on the language...but apparently had time to find a fuck buddy.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Tania lives not too far from Darcey. Maybe they should do lunch

Darcey will pounce on her man

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Ha, ha, Tiff. Singin can go to the states, Ronald can't. Ha. 

He didn’t mistakenly put on someone else’s jacket that had drugs in the pocket. Nor did he steal his mother’s Frigidaire.

[Frozendiva]

More classical music - The Nutcracker!

[brillia79]

You’ve been in Russia for 3 years and can’t read or speak anything? Girl, I guess...

[blubld43]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I love me some prince hot ginge

Do you go on the Dlisted website? That's Michael K's nickname for Prince Harry!

this woman lives there for three years and doesn't speak the language. Smh.

[Armchair Critic]

She doesn't strike me as the brightest bulb to be a teacher, and she didn't learn the language?

[Mierin]

You;d think she's have absorbed SOME basic Russian after 3 years of being in the country.

[Bryce Lynch]

I can't wait till St John finds out he is living in Tania's She Shed.

[brillia79]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He didn’t mistakenly put on someone else’s jacket that had drugs in the pocket. Nor did he steal his mother’s Frigidaire.

Or steal from his job. Don’t forget that.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

More classical music - The Nutcracker!

TLC are hoping for the high brow demographic 

[poeticlicensed]

She is giving me a Courtney vibe

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, blubld43 said:

Do you go on the Dlisted website? That's Michael K's nickname for Prince Harry!

this woman lives there for three years and doesn't speak the language. Smh.

Yes, I love Michael, he’s my snark role model.

[kacesq]

This chick knows her Insta angles...and I already dislike the boyfriend if he’s ok leaving the two kids he already has...

[Gigglepuff]

OMG, how will she ever give birth in a foreign country? 

[Mr. Miner]

We were kind of flirting, then one day I fell on his penis. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[VioletNevermind]

I step away for two seconds to get some coffee and these people are moving into mom’s backyard.  Jesus, take the wheel. 

[poeticlicensed]

Knocked up! Yassss

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Tania lives not too far from Darcey. Maybe they should do lunch

Darcey would be drooling all over Syngin 😂

This woman reminds me of Elizabeth (and Andrei)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sasha is a real find. 

[PityFree]

 OK apparently Emily is an excellent English teacher. Wow.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

TLC are hoping for the high brow demographic 

That would be us!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sasha looks like a human fireplug. 

[Christina]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He didn’t mistakenly put on someone else’s jacket that had drugs in the pocket. Nor did he steal his mother’s Frigidaire.

Give him time. The season just started.

I don't like this couple; it feels like I'm being lied to by them.

[hisbunkie]

Just now, Mr. Minor said:

We were kind of flirting, then one day I fell on his penis. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I would say his penis fell on her. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Don’t know if it’s been said cuz I’m behind but Max and Cece will be the best thing about this season.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sasha is a real find. 

Wife #4 and kid number 4 and more are in his future.

[PityFree]

Emily is  Nastradamus!!!

[kacesq]

Your family is right, genius. The mothers of his children are not “mistakes” ...they’re people. 

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, Mierin said:

You;d think she's have absorbed SOME basic Russian after 3 years of being in the country.

I was there for a month once and I did learn a lot. I can't believe that  she couldn't pick up some basic Russian in 3 years.

[VioletNevermind]

Third wife?  At his age?!  Goddamn, Sasha has some mileage on him.  Rode hard and put up wet. 

[brillia79]

Three kids by 3 women? Aw hell naw!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, things will be different for you with Sasha than it was with his two other wives. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

This chick knows her Insta angles...and I already dislike the boyfriend if he’s ok leaving the two kids he already has...

 Once he tires of her he will move onto the next, that is his pattern. He wants that green card and doesn't give a shit about leaving his kids behind.

[poeticlicensed]

Her family is correct. He doesn't seem to have a problem making babies and leaving. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sasha looks like a human fireplug. 

I wouldn’t want to on his bad side. Could he big angrier than our fave Moldovan?

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily, for fuck sake. You live somewhere for three years and can't speak the language? Why did she go to Volgograd? I have questions.

Sasha. Another one with super sperm.

[Gigglepuff]

Is winged eyeliner still in? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t worry, things will be different for you with Sasha than it was with his two other wives. 

Insert eye roll here

[Gobi]

So, she's more like a 9 month fiance.

[PityFree]

 And after the commercial: another man who is importing a day care worker!!!!

[firefly]

Sasha knows all about diapering babies. Too bad he hasn’t figured out how condoms work.

[VioletNevermind]

I just finished raising a spirited daughter.  I know girls.  That little girl in the preview does not like her father’s new international concubine ladylove. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Emily, for fuck sake. You live somewhere for three years and can't speak the language? Why did she go to Volgograd? I have questions.

Sasha. Another one with super sperm.

No such thing as super sperm. Just stupid people who do not know how to use a condom.

[Twopper]

Oh, good grief.  Every time I get hopeful for a couple someone dashes it for me.  I was thinking maybe the Russian couple would work out, but she's his third wife and he's only 32 and he already has children with other women.   But wait,  this will work because LOVE.  She's in love and love conquers all.   

I think I will go eat some double chocolate gelato as so far these people are pretty awful and boring.

[Christina]

I don't believe she cannot speak any Russian. This couple are liars and/or frauds

[sainte-chapelle]

So far the bee couple is still my favourite...she shed girl gets on my nerves but is a close second.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Is winged eyeliner still in? 

It is in Volgograd.

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

She is giving me a Courtney vibe

Absolutely. She has her cadence and quite frankly seems as smart as dog poo

[blubld43]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes, I love Michael, he’s my snark role model.

Also a fan, I am on there daily😁