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[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben should add bacon to his chips.

[LennieBriscoe]

Benjie is bori....zzzzzzzzzzz.

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I guess Ben won't be losing his virginity tonight.

Ben is the lights-out, Missionary only, no-fun-for-her kind of sexer.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s only fitty too!

That old bitch will live to be a hundred. 

[Brooklynista]

Was Ben paying for the Airbnb all this time????

[seasons]

God, Angela with her blue eyeshadow, her cigarettes, those clothes... I hope Honey Boo Boo sees this and what is coming.

Akini and her family are all shady to me. Don't like her at all.

[Gigglepuff]

At least Akini looks decent in the cold shoulders. She's the only one imo. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Was Ben paying for the Airbnb all this time????

I hope so.

[PityFree]

  Before you decide to propose, Ben???? Her family practically considers you married now. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Why do I think he has the same anatomical problems as Coltee down there

[kacesq]

Sometimes I think Akinyi is cute othertimes....not so much. 

[LilaFowler]

He talks to Akinyi like I talk to my 5-year-old niece.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Benjie is bori....zzzzzzzzzzz.

I would venture to say the most boring in the franchise. Snoooooooze

[Brooklynista]

Well, seems Akinyi is ready for some basic Caucasian lovin'.

[LennieBriscoe]

Benjie is all about Big E's "Caucasian sex"!

[Mr. Miner]

Bikini has that Michael Strahan gapped tooth thing going on. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, her mother knows but her father doesn't? That should work well. 

[Frozendiva]

What temptation? Maybe Akini likes to test drive the merchandise before buying?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Sometimes I think Akinyi is cute othertimes....not so much. 

She is like two face on Seinfeld...methinks Akini is no virgin

[Dance4Life]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s only fitty too!

Bullcorn!

She looks like one of those hairless cats that has been feasting on too many alley rats!

Birth Certificate!   

[kacesq]

Wow....Akinyi really wants to screw this guy who looks petrified of her girly parts??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Well, seems Akinyi is ready for some basic Caucasian lovin'.

Strictly missionary. Every Saturday night. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Stfu, you are so annoying! You’re divorced how about them apples? Dickhead

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please, please do not show Ben getting up from the couch sporting a boner. Please!

[PityFree]

 Bikini sure knows a lot of euphemisms for “vagina.”

[Gobi]

" I've never been in a position where a guy doesn't want to have sex with me. " And just how many positions would that be, Bikini?

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

What temptation? Maybe Akini likes to test drive the merchandise before buying?

Sounds like she's got some mileage on her.

[seasons]

Akini is a tease.

No one has refused sex with Her before? With that family? I call bullshit.

Her dad and brother would cut his privates off.

[LilaFowler]

Tom looks like Don Jr from certain angles.

[kacesq]

Your hair looks horrible no matter how you wear it....

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is like two face on Seinfeld...methinks Akini is no virgin

Yay, our first Seinfeld reference of the night.

[sainte-chapelle]

Going to the club at 44....no

Edited September 30, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god Darcey. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Does Darcy have clothes that actually fit?

Edited September 30, 2019 by DragonFlyzz

[Frozendiva]

YSL shoes, Darcey?

[PityFree]

Tom is rocking a wet Flock of Seagulls do.

Edited September 30, 2019 by PityFree

[poeticlicensed]

What the everylovin fuck is Darcey wearing??!!

[Dance4Life]

Benji in Kenya.....reminds me of Coltee.

Akinyi is NOT going to be happy in USA ....just like Larissa.

Benji.....shut up....you have a WHOLE kid.....whatcha talking about?!

Look.....Akinyi is not even a Virgin....!  🤣

[JennyMominFL]

Darcey looks like Rubber Man from American Horror Story in her talking heads today

[LucyEth]

Darcey looks ridiculous

[Pepper Mostly]

That dress is at least 2 sizes too small for her. 

[Adeejay]

I don't know what to make of Mother Akinyi giving her daughter her blessings to go and spend a week with Ben.  I got a kick out of Akinyi messing with Ben's head.  Poor guy!

Avery:  Tonight my husband gets to see my hair for the first time.

Me:  I have a feeling he is going to see a heckuva lot more than that.

Edited September 30, 2019 by Adeejay

[PityFree]

I want a cucumber martini.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Your hair looks horrible no matter how you wear it....

It’s a rats nest

[seasons]

Those tits are gross.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fasten your seatbelts, kids. We’re in for a rocky night with Darcy.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh great, sloppy Darcey comin' right up! 

[Drogo]

Oh Darcey. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Yikes!  There's TWO sets of bold twins at the bar!

Edited September 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[sainte-chapelle]

What is a cucumber martini....I like my martinis like I like my men...dirty...wait what?