90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[OoogleEyes]

Who goes sight seeing in those ridiculous heels?

[Eldemarge]

"It's ameezingg!  It's like a feery tale!"

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Ah nuts. I was so worried about getting here for the chat I forgot to eat dinner!

I just made a frozen pizza at 9 p.m. ET because this show is all about making you feel good about your bad choices.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Please, turn and go through Traitor’s Gate

I'd love to see the gate come down behind her.

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey thinks she is a Fembot in an Austin Powers movie on that boat

Edited August 26, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

You never saw “THE TROUBLE WITH ANGELS”? 

They go to like a Catholic boarding school, pretty heavy on the religion, and it’s kind of recruiting for future nuns. Some graduate and leave, some stay on as novice nuns. 

Try the Magdalene sisters. Scary

[Gobi]

Does Darcy always have a drink in hand?

[Dance4Life]

Are you fckn kidding me?  Chantel & Old boy .....still fighting? That commercial gave me a headache!

Someone give Tom a tampon!

Lies!  Tom would do anything not to sleep with Darcy every again.  This ....you hit me in the middle of the night....story......Good One!

Darcy doesn’t own any Gucci trainers?  She is fckn ridic!

[Gigglepuff]

I feel that the British would politely refer to Darcey as a slag. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Darcy wants to immediately ask about the wedding plans with the scarf wearing Brit. 

[Frozendiva]

Tom what you see is what you get. There is more depth in the Thames.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"It's ameezingg!  It's like a feery tale!"

"I love you"

👀👀Crickets

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Am I supposed to believe Darcey woke up looking completely groomed?

Her gold glitter face is making me mad.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I just made a frozen pizza at 9 p.m. ET because this show is all about making you feel good about your bad choices.

What kind? Always wanting to try a new one to find something better, I admit I eat a lot of frozen French Bread pizzas when I get home late.

[PityFree]

 Darcy is still drunk from last night.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Try the Magdalene sisters. Scary

I read a great book years ago, "Nun" by Mary Gilligan Wong. She joins a convent young, before Vatican II, and eventually leaves the religious life. Very interesting and honestly told. 

[Drogo]

Tom has a weak mouth. 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

I feel that the British would politely refer to Darcey as a slag. 

I said that last week, lol

[VioletNevermind]

I’d love to know how many tit pics, etc. Darcey has sent to this guy.  She acts like meeting him in person is just a formality and an enduring relationship with him is a sure thing.  As much of an haughty asshole as he is, I have to give him grudging props for not allowing her swooning debutante act to fly.  

Edited August 26, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[poeticlicensed]

Did Tom just say he is seeing someone else??

Edited August 26, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[Frozendiva]

I bought a pair of Valentino ones for 60% off. Gucci is more fashionable, so Darcey would have at least 5 pairs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, Benjamin, Akini is going to think you’re a hunk. Okay, maybe not.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I'd love to see the gate come down behind her.

Portcullis was the word I was thinking of.

[PityFree]

What’s going to happen, Ben, is that Akini is going to empty your wallet. There.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Woohoo!  Rich white guy has made it to Nairobi!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Drogo said:

Tom has a weak mouth. 

Well, I hope he has a strong stomach.

[LucyEth]

I love this she thought they were a lock.  Did he mislead her in their years of emails, texts and face to face phone calls or is she the one who is making too much of it?  I think it is her.

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, pandaindisguise said:

She can’t even walk downstairs without help as her pants are so tight

I can't even laugh, it is so pathetic. Need to refill my wine glass. (Switched to red so I don't die of bourbon.)

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Tom has a weak mouth. 

It’s the chin, he’s very shifty

[goofygirl]

Wow Darcy! That is QUITE the yacht!!  I think my sister's boat is bigger than that! And it's NOT a YACHT!  She cried so hard Tom ended up getting a nose bleed from her dumbass!

Wow. How romantic.

[Gobi]

What would 90DF be without a " will I be met at the airport scene"?

[hisbunkie]

Darcey you did not wake up in a white shirt. We saw you go to bed with that white shirt. 

Land the shoes are ridiculous. Europeans walk everywhere. You are wearing valet shoes. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Did Tom jsut say he is seeing someone else??

Yes.  And Darcy was a bit put off LOL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does Darcy always have a drink in hand?

Yes. Yes she does. 

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

What kind? Always wanting to try a new one to find something better, I admit I eat a lot of frozen French Bread pizzas when I get home late.

I like Dr. Oetker frozen pizzas. Thin crust. Spinach is my favorite but pepperoni is good. I usually doll them up with a little extra cheese, a spritz of olive oil and some Penzey's frozen pizza seasoning. They're also very inexepensive! 

[Gigglepuff]

I kind of like Aikini. So far. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh his pants.  😞  They're too short.  Gah!  Ben, you couldn't find a top and pants that are your size to meet this new wife??

[Frozendiva]

Benjamin is the normal person at the airport.

[LennieBriscoe]

Benjamin is freshening up post-flight! And he didn't need a hint!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I love this she thought they were a lock.  Did he mislead her in their years of emails, texts and face to face phone calls or is she the one who is making too much of it?  I think it is her.

Darcy was dating Jesse the entire time. 

[charmed1]

Oh Tom, don’t you dare pin the insane behavior of your delusional computer girlfriend on America. I’m rarely patriotic, but damn it, in the words of Chantel, “you will not disrespect us today. Good-Night! SlutAssBitchAssWhore.”

[Brooklynista]

Benjamin needs a tutorial in a proper ho bath. No hand dryer? No pumps of cologne? 

Are you even trying Ben?

[greekmom]

Can I comment on her choice of shoes?

[Armchair Critic]

Will this be our one legit couple? She actually said he is handsome!

[LucyEth]

Akiyni is lovely, I hope she is happy with him.

[Angry Moldovan]

He giggles like a hyena

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I bought a pair of Valentino ones for 60% off. Gucci is more fashionable, so Darcey would have at least 5 pairs.

@Frozendiva you are a true fashion goddess! I am bowing down, for real. 

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Well, I hope he has a strong stomach.

Ding ding ding!! POST OF THE NIGHT! I laughed indecently loudly at this. 

[JennyMominFL]

Oh no. He is big a little bit

[poeticlicensed]

Why do they all have such cheap shit luggage? You can get a decent Samonsite for $100. 

[Eldemarge]

Okay real talk, I don't think he's wearing very supportive underwear. If any.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Akiyni is lovely, I hope she is happy with him.

She’s going to be surprised that she will have to be the breadwinner in the house.