90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Another friendship ring for Darcy.

One of the largest cubic zirconias I've ever seen.

[poeticlicensed]

Bingo, rebecca is still married to Tunisian love rat #1

[Mercolleen]

Haaaaaa Tom wants Darcey to brush her teeth before he sees her. Doesn't he know she can just swig some duty-free perfume?

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m obsessed with how bad her HAIR is. It’s so 80s in a bad way

Edited August 5, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[Eldemarge]

Are we never going to see the Zied cup again? I'm so disappointed.  I have made it my profile pic for posterity.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

One of the largest cubic zirconias I've ever seen.

And just as tacky as Darcy 

Edited August 5, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[greekmom]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Bingo, rebecca is still married to Tunisian love rat #1

They blurred his face but it was another young Tunisian, wasn't it?!!?!  I wonder if she K1'd him over.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

There are no medical schools in Syria, much less professors or medical students, they have all fled the country.  

Yes, but its possible that he is a dentist. And that he is planning to pursue further education. Not likely , and surely not in Syria. But possible. That's what I was attempting to convey. 

[Drogo]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Are we never going to see the Zied cup again? I'm so disappointed.  I have made it my profile pic for posterity.

This is the kind of forward thinking I'd like to see from everyone. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Haaaaaa Tom wants Darcey to brush her teeth before he sees her. Doesn't he know she can just swig some duty-free perfume?

Englishmen and their toothbrushing. Remember Jon cleaning them in the street and vomiting

Edited August 5, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[Eldemarge]

Just now, greekmom said:

They blurred his face but it was another young Tunisian, wasn't it?!!?!  I wonder if she K1'd him over.

Asking the IMPORTANT questions!

[Frozendiva]

Tom should pay for a day room for her. She can have a nap, shower, etc.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

This is the kind of forward thinking I'd like to see from everyone. 

Can I be a stick of Kyleena for the Unexpected crew?

[poeticlicensed]

Coming up, it looks like Caesar is about to be disappointed again. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

My boss likes to webchat when we telework. So I throw on whatever blazer will cover my holey t-shirt and barely comb my hair. I feel absolutely ridiculous doing it, but whatever. I can’t imagine putting on a full face of make up, earrings, and slutty outfit to talk to some stranger over the internet. At least get paid for it, Darcy.

Do you at least have furry ears and a tail for the webchat?

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, but its possible that he is a dentist. And that he is planning to pursue further education. Not likely , and surely not in Syria. But possible. That's what I was attempting to convey. 

It’s definitely possible. 

Edited August 5, 2019 by RichiesOlderBro

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Coming up, it looks like Caesar is about to be disappointed again. 

He's the only one who isn't in the loop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need some bacon, babe.

[Bubbacat]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Coming up, it looks like Caesar is about to be disappointed again. 

I have a feeling that will be a recurring theme.

[Dance4Life]

3 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

Okay, who had "still married" as Rebecca's big secret? You win 90DF Bingo for tonight!

Me! 🤣

[talktoomuch]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Haaaaaa Tom wants Darcey to brush her teeth before he sees her. Doesn't he know she can just swig some duty-free perfume?

Translation: I don't do gross

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Coming up, it looks like Caesar is about to be disappointed again. 

Such a shocking development. 

[Julyolo]

Is the purpose of us watching this show to basically confirm we have good decision-making skills?

[Frozendiva]

Hard to sit with a tail.

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Haaaaaa Tom wants Darcey to brush her teeth before he sees her. Doesn't he know she can just swig some duty-free perfume?

She already does.... to cover the smell of booze. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need some bacon, babe.

🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Hard to sit with a tail.

Amateur.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

She’s ok, I think Ziad’s culture allows a women to have up-to 4 husbands.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ha, I think it only works the other way, one husband, four wives.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Julyolo said:

Is the purpose of us watching this show to basically confirm we have good decision-making skills?

I’d agree with you, but we are watching TLC.   

[Frozendiva]

We are distanced from them. Chances are we would get in to our own messes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tom seems like a pompous ass, when my hubby comes hone I am happy to greet him at that airport, funk and all.

[For Cereals]

17 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Just get a job at the mall!  Go to school!  If you must rebel, get a terrible tattoo.  I have a 19 year-old so my hackles are up.

Get a tattoo and a job at Hot Topic...

[Julyolo]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

My boss likes to webchat when we telework. So I throw on whatever blazer will cover my holey t-shirt and barely comb my hair. I feel absolutely ridiculous doing it, but whatever. I can’t imagine putting on a full face of make up, earrings, and slutty outfit to talk to some stranger over the internet. At least get paid for it, Darcy.

Hope there aren't any telework bosses reading this chat.......

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I’d agree with you, but we are watching TLC.   

I’m wearing a disguise, just in case someone catches me watching this crap.

[Dance4Life]

We are NOT ever going to get another Molly back.....are we?

Molly gave us the best TV when it came to these middle age women seeking much younger foreign groom! 

I do not get all the tears and sappiness!  You did that ALL on your own and then called TLC!!!

What this show has taught us is that the Americans are even more pitiful than the green card hungry spouses! 

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, she won’t show.

[CSunshine76]

Caesar, Caesar.  COME ON MAN!!! It pains me that he is this naive (dumb?).

[Pepper Mostly]

Maria family emergency in three, two one....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar, save the money and fix your phone.

[Adeejay]

Caesar, Caesar, Caesar.  Surely, no one can be that stupid?!

[PityFree]

Oh gawd. Caesar can’t  even afford to get the cracked screen on his phone fixed but he is sending money to Ukraine.

[Armchair Critic]

Helen Keller saw that coming, looks like we have a female Azan in the Ukraine chick

[Dance4Life]

Maria can come up with better lies.

The first thing that stays open during active bombing is the airport.

Lots of people need to fly out during this time.

Even if you wait at the airport for 3 days.....airplanes fly!

[VioletNevermind]

Jesus take the wheel.  I almost can’t watch Caesar’s story.  This is just absurd.  He cannot be this fucking naive. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ceaser salad go to cheap air and YOU buy the ticket, how bout that?

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Tom seems like a pompous ass, when my hubby comes hone I am happy to greet him at that airport, funk and all.

Has your husband ever worked in a restaurant? Because Darcey has.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maria comes up with the best excuses!

[Brooklynista]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why doesn't she block Jesse? She's an idiot. 

Poor Tom. All she does it talk about that asshole Jesse. 

No way is Jesse contacting that wackadoo

[Eldemarge]

This situation is just so tragic, I can't even snark on Caeser.  He's going to die broke.

[greekmom]

TLC needs to come up with better material and lies for these people.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Caesar, Caesar, Caesar.  Surely, no one can be that stupid?!

Winner winner, chicken dinner