90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[ALittleShelfish]

My goodness, we've become total junkies, haven't we?  GOTTA HAVE OUR SUNDAY NIGHT FIX!  :) 

I know I just watched the Jon/Fer segment, but I can't recall a single second of it.  Such a non story.  Or at least one that is tired and on every season. LOL

[JennyMominFL]

Im a bit behind. Coltee was just talking about his onus.

[Mercolleen]

Larissa observations:

• using the handicapped parking tag as a fan
• 320 is her number?
• her skirt barely covers her bum
• victimee

[RichiesOlderBro]

Has Ashley or Jay mentioned Ashley’s 2 children?  Does Jay even know she has children?

 

Is Jay child #3?

[HappyDancex2]

I love wedding dress shopping!  I love SYTTD.

[configdotsys]

Colt looked like he was wearing lipstick in the car.

I really don't give a shit about Fernanda and her wedding dress. Wake me up when this segment is over.

[aliya]

Thank goodness!

Since we're here, I have a question - does the fiance have to live with the American? I understand needing to prove there is a relationship, but I also understand not forcing people from some religions or cultures to live together before marriage.

[kacesq]

I hate Fernanda's taste in earrings.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Im a bit behind. Coltee was just talking about his onus.

Please watch your vowels.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am here with slutpeople (meaning me and my cat) eating Cheetos 

[Mercolleen]

My father's dead, OK?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am here with slutpeople (meaning me and my cat) eating Cheetos 

I'm going for the cheetos too.....

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jon’s sister is very cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bless you for opening a temporary thread.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jon's mother is such an unpleasant person. "Not what I expected to be doing today" she says, tightly. Jesus, you're not bailing someone out of jail or at the emergency room. Jesus. 

[tincansailor981]

Old bag momma is hating on Fernanda.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate Fernanda's taste in earrings.

Her taste in men leaves something to be desired too. 

[kacesq]

Jonathan's mom is a nasty piece of work and having caught the sneak preview, I hate Fernanda's taste in wedding dresses.

[Straycat80]

I like the princess dress on Fernanda. 

Edited December 3, 2018 by Straycat80

[HappyDancex2]

Why is she freaking out?   Her son is old enough to get married and who cares that he's marrying a teenager?   Chill

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

My father's dead, OK?

I wonder what happened to him?

[charmed1]

I like the first dress.

[ALittleShelfish]

For a second I thought we were seeing Fer in her quinceinera dress.  

[For Cereals]

Trying to think of the actress or maybe other reality show person his sister looks like...

Edited December 3, 2018 by For Cereals

[Suzywriter]

I was a wreck, refreshing, refreshing, refeshing, wailing "get me my red bag with my makeup". Thank you for making this thread!

[greekmom]

Couldn't Fern bring some of those women from the dinner party? I mean, Mother Jon and sister are NOT very supportive. 

[configdotsys]

I am cringing at the forced "Wow!" every time. Give me a break.

[Pepper Mostly]

"more age appropriate" she keeps saying. Maybe put her in a nice pink dotted Swiss party dress, with a white pinafore and black patent leather Mary Janes? 

[aliya]

Why can't mom watch the bridal stuff on the phone? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jon would not want Frenanda’s boobs to be covered up. Where’s Pnina Whatever her name is when you need her? Her slutty designs would be perfect.

[Mierin]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jon's mother is such an unpleasant person. "Not what I expected to be doing today" she says, tightly. Jesus, you're not bailing someone out of jail or at the emergency room. Jesus. 

Right?  You are wedding dress shopping - what DID you expect?

Also, yay snarking!

[HappyDancex2]

Ugh I really don't like that dress she picked

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Why is she freaking out?   Her son is old enough to get married and who cares that he's marrying a teenager?   Chill

I’m thinking she suspects Jon might play for the other team. 

[peaceknit]

Ugh, ugly dress choice, Fer.

[kacesq]

I see the bridal store also has no tissues...

[Mierin]

It's a pretty dress, but it's a weird matronly choice for a 19 year old.

[Lillith]

Jonathan's mom is right to be skeptical but damn is she a bitch. Also God do I miss my early 20's workout everyday body. *sigh* 

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Ferns dress is too old for her, I liked the princess dress on her best.

[configdotsys]

The dress she chose seems to come from a modesty catalog. I'm shocked that she would choose that dress.

[greekmom]

Just now, Mierin said:

It's a pretty dress, but it's a weird matronly choice for a 19 year old.

Maybe she's going for more Megan ???

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I see the bridal store also has no tissues...

Paging Rachel 

[Suzywriter]

I despise you Stephen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes Steven.....he goes off in 3....2.....1

[HappyDancex2]

Why is Steven's face always so close to the baby's face?

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I see the bridal store also has no tissues...

 Waiting for one these brides to have an unpleasant runny nose malfunction

[Mierin]

Just now, greekmom said:

Maybe she's going for more Megan ???

Oooh, maybe!  It does look like Megan's dress.

Ugh, shut up Steven!

[annewithaneee]

Jackie gives me such Abbi Jacobsen (Broad City) vibes. 

I'm pretty sure Fernanda has cried more in this season (so far!) than I have in at least a couple decades. I mean, I am dead inside, but damn she's always on the brink of tears.

[Frozendiva]

It is a bit old for a young woman.

[greekmom]

Steven the baby is like fresh out of the oven!!! Give it some time before you take him out!

[aliya]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

The dress she chose seems to come from a modesty catalog. I'm shocked that she would choose that dress.

Not modest with that open back.