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[Scarlett45]

Why does Jon keep using the word “bachelor”? Nothing wrong with the word, but it’s sticking out to me. 

[CoachWristletJen]

I guess he fell in love with Fernanda's smokin' hot body and that was it. She's his dream woman. He could care less about her personality which is good because, she's kind of a big baby.

Wait till she has her first baby and is no longer a Perfect 10. Then he'll just have the personality.

Edited October 29, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Stardancer Supreme]

I like Fernanda! 

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda, you are 19 and don't have tons of depth or life experience. He has much more to hide.

[lucy711]

I'm tired of the "I left my life and my country for you."  Yes, you did.  Your choice.  Deal with it.

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

She's already calling it "my new house." Uh, pretty sure his name is on the deed.

If she’s going to marry him and live there I can see her considering it “her” house. 

[Armchair Critic]

All he has thought about is the boobies, he hasn't put thought into having a 19 year old in his care.

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Fernanda is 19. I just can't get over it. This child needs to go home to her mother.

She gave her whole life of 19 years to come here!!!! Get over yourself, you let him pay for your new tits, don’t act like some innocent babe in the woods. If you were you would not be discussing the need for new tits with a stranger. 

Edited October 29, 2018 by iwasish

[PityFree]

Fernanda is going to use Withholding Sex like a weapon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Okay, Fernanda's still a baby.

She is. She's really pretty. So, modeling career? 

[BradandJanet]

Why is Jonathan wearing a band on his left ring finger?

[Floatingbison]

Fernanda is really really good looking, but it's not hard to look good at 19.

[ChiCricket]

Something so simple..clean your shit.

[Caseysgirl]

If I came from Mexico & my fiancée brought me to a messy house ( he hasn’t cleaned out his dresser in 3 years), I would be a little afraid he was bringing me over to be the live in maid.

[Neurochick]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Fernanda is 19. I just can't get over it. This child needs to go home to her mother.

19 is a child?  Not in the USA.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Neurochick

[PityFree]

Ugh. BTDT with one forking time having sex and getting pregnant.  Don’t underestimate your fertility when you are 20 years old and healthy.

Edited October 29, 2018 by PityFree

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d be shocked to find out that the producers pushed Samoa Dude into doing a dance at the airport. Shocked, I say!

Edited October 29, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[LilaFowler]

Colt and his mother have one vehicle, which is why she was picking him up.

Jonathan wears an "engagement ring" because Fernanda wanted him to. (Yeah, I've never heard of that either.)

[ALittleShelfish]

I feel like every episode starts off with a scene where I go "Wow, a shitshow already...and it's only been 10 min in..." and the FBI Agent assigned to spy on me calls up TLC and says "Okay, ramp it up for next week, pls."

[Stardancer Supreme]

I feel Fernanda though.  She has good points and if she told you to clean, you should have done it!   I don't think Jon was really ready to give up his bachelorhood. I wonder why he is so pressed to marry?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Fernanda is really really good looking, but it's not hard to look good at 19.

In the immortal words of Van Halen "Better use it up before it gets old". Some of these people youth is all they have going for them.

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Ugh. BTDT with one forking time having sex and getting pregnant.  Don’t underestimate your fertility when you are 20 years old and healthy.

And when she might have hooked up with other guys...

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, PityFree said:

They are going to put you in a home, Momma Colt!

Oh, Larissa will be lobbying to put her away the minute she lands. 

[BradandJanet]

I bet the bathroom in Jon's place is disgusting. Adventures await Fernanda. 

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Why is Jonathan wearing a band on his left ring finger?

Oh, I am sure he forget about it, like the   “tong” in the dresser drawer. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sk8r boi.

[PityFree]

Oh this guy is a real prize.

[Neurochick]

Skater boi!

Correction, Sk8r boi!

Edited October 29, 2018 by Neurochick

[Lillith]

Ooh look a pretty delinquent! 

[Mercolleen]

I already hate Steven.

[LilaFowler]

OMFG. HS dropout, arrested, homeless...

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he's just a lovable scamp. 

Who's been arrested a few times. And whose mother kicked him out of the house. Hoo boy.

[PityFree]

Oh Olga. RUN!!!!!

[lucy711]

Most 20 year olds don't get arrested, FYI.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

In the immortal words of Van Halen "Better use it up before it gets old". Some of these people youth is all they have going for them.

Excellent quote from Feel Your Love Tonight!  I love that song and I love that line!  It's so true!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait. Isn’t Unexpected on at 10?

[Armchair Critic]

This guy is kind of cute, another one who could find a local girl. Is the baby actually his?

[OoogleEyes]

Douch bro

[PityFree]

 How was he able to forward the K-1 visa as a homeless waiter?

[ALittleShelfish]

The 20 yr old explaining birth control to the rest of us.  We are truly blessed.  

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

This guy is kind of cute, another one who could find a local girl. Is the baby actually his?

Nyet. 

[Caseysgirl]

Olga, you picked the worst possible specimen of an American to inseminate you. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, lucy711 said:

Most 20 year olds don't get arrested, FYI.

Hahahahaha, right? I laughed so hard. I have known countless 20 year olds who haven't been arrested. 

And he's damned if he dies and leaves his kid fatherless! Wha?? I don't think his poor dad, if he'd had the choice, would have died. What a dumbass.

[Stardancer Supreme]

Lawd. So many issues, so much baggage with young Steven.

[Gigglepuff]

"I hope it don't happen." Aaagh!!! 

[Neurochick]

She chose a winner.  I mean, if she wanted a daddy from the USA, she could have picked a better sucker.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Neurochick

[LilaFowler]

I feel like prison is in this guy's future. Or possibly Unexpected. Both.

[Frozendiva]

No job, really, no education, no prospects. How does he afford a visit to Russia?

[Scarlett45]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

Edited October 29, 2018 by Scarlett45
Accidental quote

[PityFree]

He’s couch surfing, so the baby’s going to crib surf??.