90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hookedontv]

Just now, magemaud said:

Is “$100K David” wearing a wig? 

He could have used some of that $ on a better rug! 

[Ucross]

20 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

If you value your peace......you bring at least ONE flower to the airport!  🥳

How does this work? You're sweaty after hours on a plane and have luggage to carry, and you're ALSO supposed to carry flowers some DB pushes on you that will just die in the car? In what way is this romantic?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is “$100K David” wearing a wig? 

Should have used some of that money to buy a better toupee.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ed reminds me of a dollar store George Costanzo

The first time I saw him, I immediately thought "weeble."

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ed reminds me of a dollar store George Costanza

Ed should have worn Timberland boots the whole time to make himself taller

[Dance4Life]

Rose wants to puke!

 

You cannot blame these girls, though. Life is rough for them. 

 

Rose is like!  
 

How am I going to bring Big Ed back to the village with me?? 
 

Yea....Ed!  Your lies about your looks.....is gonna cost ...extra!
 

Youth is not cheap!  Not even in the Philippines! 🥳

[sagittarius sue]

Night all!  It's been fun snarking over this sorry mess of a show.

[Angry Moldovan]

Night peeps! 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Should have used some of that money to buy a better toupee.

Maybe some mayo would help. 

[Frozendiva]

I'd rather go to my hotel room or where I was staying and find flowers there, along with a small basket of toiletries for me, and maybe some tea or something.

[humbleopinion]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She cringed when he kissed her. Still a dirty old perve in compression socks

Think that was her gag reflex activating as she threw up in her mouth...

[Dance4Life]

2 minutes ago, Ucross said:

How does this work? You're sweaty after hours on a plane and have luggage to carry, and you're ALSO supposed to carry flowers some DB pushes on you that will just die in the car? In what way is this romantic?

Whaaaaaat?  Do you travel?

 

Flowers do not die in the car! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Toodleoo]

8 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ed looks like a greasy little corgi.

I’m sure it’s been said in this thread long before I got here but that man is a literal hedgehog.

[Gobi]

Goodnight, fellow snarkers.

[Floatingbison]

Off topic, but this whole Sister Wives thing seems to be an elaborate real estate ponzi scheme infomercial.

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

 

 

Edited March 9, 2020 by Floatingbison

[judylo]

36 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m wondering what qualifies you to be a relationship coach. I really missed the scam/con artist memo.

Tools and skills!

[Dance4Life]

Almost everyone having first night together......and, there is Yolanda!

Looking for The Williams....on the gram. 🙄

 

Have a good week......see y’all next time! 🌹

[Ucross]

6 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Whaaaaaat?  Do you travel?

 

Flowers do not die in the car!

52 countries and counting. In 120F without water they sure die fast.

[humbleopinion]

15 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ed looks like a greasy little corgi.

As a corgi with oily fur I resent your comparison of me to that man shaped like a fire hydrant.....

[Armchair Critic]

YAY we are open for business!

Hello everybody.

My daughter's school closed for 3 weeks but the good news is after a week of searching stores I found toilet paper today!

Let the judging begin....

[Angry Moldovan]

Hello! Here in Ohio we are almost under house arrest so my 90 day peeeps are my window to the outside world. Let’s snark this out

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

YAY we are open for business!

Hello everybody.

My daughter's school closed for 3 weeks but the good news is after a week of searching stores I found toilet paper today!

Let the judging begin....

You should have listened to Jahoon and got a bidet thing

[JennyMominFL]

Hello all. I hope everyone is doing OK during a very strange time. I am self quarantining my immunocompromised self for a couple of weeks. I need my 90  Days to keep me occupied. Everyone stay healthy.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Hello all. I hope everyone is doing OK during a very strange time. I am self quarantining my immunocompromised self for a couple of weeks. I need my 90  Days to keep me occupied. Everyone stay healthy.

We need more snarking to get thru this ❤️❤️

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You should have listened to Jahoon and got a bidet thing

Yes I need a "very clean anus". 😂

[kacesq]

Hello all!!! Hoping you are all doing as well as can be expected during this extraordinary time. I treasure our virtual watching party every Sunday. 

[Christina]

**VOMIT ALERT** VOMIT ALERT**

Not even just a choking alert tonight. If you are not already intoxicated, do yourself a favor and skip the first five to ten minutes of the show, AT LEAST. 

Also, a palate cleanser

 

[Eldemarge]

Hi all!  I got a bidet.  Ready to finish this crazy week with some True Love!

[Frozendiva]

A lot of stuff is closing in Canada.

[mmecorday]

Yay! I have been looking forward to this all week long! And last week was one long-ass week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone needs to keep their cognitive dissonance , Social distance.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Hello!

 

Hope everyone is safe and ready to snark!!

[LucyEth]

Hi all, scary times, but we can enjoy the snark and forget it for a while!  Stay safe everyone.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ash is freaky deaky who never blinks but licks his teeth

[Maybeitsme]

And here we go

[greekmom]

here we go snarkers!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Christina said:

**VOMIT ALERT** VOMIT ALERT**

Something tells me this will be about "babygirlLisa" GAG!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Christina said:

**VOMIT ALERT** VOMIT ALERT**

Not even just a choking alert tonight. If you are not already intoxicated, do yourself a favor and skip the first five to ten minutes of the show, AT LEAST. 

Also, a palate cleanser

 

But I can never look away

[sagittarius sue]

Hi all!  I've got the debate on, but my computer's on for the Chat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ack! Can you imagine waking up to that?

[kacesq]

Should’ve listened to Christina’s sage advice above...

[Gobi]

I can’t watch tonight. What a blow I’ve been dealt! Snark on, dudes and dudettes!

[greekmom]

I wonder what type of drugs Usuman took to sleep with Lisa.

[Eldemarge]

Oh no, this is not starting well...

[JennyMominFL]

Oh God , Oh God, My ears

[LennieBriscoe]

Mes amis! We meet to snark and escape ze nasty Corona! 

Alas, we still have ze nasty Lisa! 😝

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello my sweet pies! I am working from home as of last Friday. I work at MIT--classes have all gone virtual, the students have all been told to go on spring break and not come back, and the governor of Massachusetts has closed the schools and severely curtailed public outings. The St. Patrick's Day parade is cancelled. The Marathon may be. I'm hoping all my 90 Day peeps are safe and well! LETS SNARK!!

[kacesq]

Wow, such effusive praise Usman! You charmer!

so do you think Usman was unaware of oral sex or just performing oral sex on a woman? We know Mykull knew about blow jobs lol.

[Floatingbison]

Hello snarkers!  I'm posting from 300 feet underground in my quarantine survival bunker.  

Actually I'm on the back deck of my house enjoying the fresh air.

[Armchair Critic]

C'mon, Usman didn't know what "oral sex" was. 🙄 If it was on her I can't blame him for playing dumb, she didn't even shower after her flight.

[Angry Moldovan]

American women on this show are obsessed with cunninglingus. The visual of Lisa 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢