90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Julyolo]

Sorry to be sliding in here so late! Good evening to you all.....

[Horrified]

"I think he'll change" said every female 90-dayer ever

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie: I think he’ll change.

Me: What an idiot.

[Bubbacat]

"Michael and I's wedding." Dead to me.

[TigerLily20]

oh my word Doug............

[Frozendiva]

People do not change unless they want to.

Edited August 12, 2019 by Frozendiva
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[PityFree]

Look! A goat!... on the BBQ.

[LennieBriscoe]

"Michael and I's"! Yesss! 

[For Cereals]

I need a DJ Doug show!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is that the daughter who was arrested?

That family likes younger men.

I'll show myself out........

[JennyMominFL]

Those accents.

[iwasish]

The main Casebo?

[RichiesOlderBro]

DJ Doug is awesome!

[Bubbacat]

I like Doug. I want to get married just to have him as my "wedding coordinator."

[poeticlicensed]

African style wedding. Look at the guys face. Bbq a goat, that's about it. 

[charmed1]

Oh my god. Who is this ignorant yokel? Where is his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl?

[bref]

OMG, the redneck wedding planner's reactions are killing me!

[Drogo]

Angela's laugh is like a death rattle. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

"I think he'll change" said every female 90-dayer ever

That needs to be a bingo card

[Dance4Life]

Did that guy with Angela say......Casebo???

Is that like a casita + gazebo?

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m leaving everything behind

Im a strong American women

Jesse

[poeticlicensed]

8k lol

[QueBueno]

“Caviar taste on a malt liquor budget” hahaha!

[Ellie Godfrey]

This has to be the dumbest, dimmest group of desperados they've fielded to date.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I need a DJ Doug show!

I’m in love y’all

[Frozendiva]

What is wrong with your living room or a courthouse wedding?

[JennyMominFL]

Paddle Faster. I hear Banjos!

[Gobi]

Spicoli, wedding coordinator.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wedding venue owner seems like he took a few too many hits from the bong.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Gobi said:

Spicoli, wedding coordinator.

If Im at the wedding and your at the wedding, isnt this our time?

[RichiesOlderBro]

TLC visits another sex shop 😛😛😛😛😛

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Angela's laugh is like a death rattle. 

Imagine hearing that on your way out!

[LennieBriscoe]

I'm crying from laughing so hard at the posts here! 😅😅

Spicoli! Death rattle! Banjo! Bwahaha!

Edited August 12, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just 20 minutes in and you guys are killing it! Best chat on the webz!

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

African style wedding. Look at the guys face. Bbq a goat, that's about it. 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

What is wrong with your living room or a courthouse wedding?

I was thinking Vegas! 

That place looked like a city park.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Spicoli, wedding coordinator

All you need for the wedding are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and you'll be fine.

Edited August 12, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

Imagine hearing that on your way out!

Makes it easier to go toward the light(er).

[Angry Moldovan]

Imagine Grangella and the wedding cake. She’d be digging in before the ceremony was over. The lady likes her cake.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Spicoli, wedding coordinator.

He catches rogue alligators when the wedding biz is slow. The poor man’s Steve Irwin (RIP). 

[Bubbacat]

If they barbecue a goat, will they cut it on the bias?

[Horrified]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

All you need a for the wedding are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and you'll be fine.

And a toast from Mr. Hand!!

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The wedding venue owner seems like he took a few too many hits from the bong.

He probably wishes he took a couple more after that meeting.

[PityFree]

 When will the 90 day fiancés just learn to say “our”? Our wedding. OUR WEDDING.  They need to simplify it for themselves.

[Drogo]

Barbecue a goat?  Nope. 

If we have to suffer through this shitshow wedding, so does the goat. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

If they barbecue a goat, will they cut it on the bias?

That would be a baaaad thing to do.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

African style wedding. Look at the guys face. Bbq a goat, that's about it. 

In a place called "The Cotton Patch"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Why is she saying ex, she should be saying ‘husband’ 

[deedee2]

Hi guys.

Sorry for being a little lost (too mant distractions) ... are Angela and Michael getting married in Nigeria or the U.S?

[poeticlicensed]

Rebecca and Angela are both from Georgia. Just sayin.

[Horrified]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

In a place called "The Cotton Patch"

Exactly!  I would be very worried about that wedding coordinators plans for an African-themed party.  Pointy white hats for everyone??