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[Floatingbison]

Looks like Carlos is a little hebalized.

[LilaFowler]

I can't stop staring at these cheap tchotchkes scattered all over this set.

[charmed1]

Carlos is trying to do the old Biggie Smalls trick of pulling the hat down to try and hide the lazy eye. Just let it be. Take the hat off. He’s not a bad looking dude.

This hostess is making Carlos look miniature.

Edited October 1, 2018 by charmed1

[pinky33]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

I can't stop staring at these cheap tchotchkes scattered all over this set.

LOL. So Dollar General.

[For Cereals]

Maybe they are just filming inside an Ikea...

[ALittleShelfish]

Thank you, Clarissa for Explaining it All.  

[LilaFowler]

Like I said earlier, a bad telenovela.

[For Cereals]

Ok why is your dumbass in Columbia and giving rando women money if you owe your SECOND ex wife $30k?!

[EllaDisco]

45 minutes ago, Rabithed said:

“It’s my family...not his!” But! but! he’s your kids stepdad! 

And yes, it is his business if you are getting into fights with people.  I wouldn't marry someone who had a fight with a sibling where the police needed to be called!

44 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

"You look exactly like Darcy"  No shit, they're identical twins

It's funny, I don't think they look alike at all.  They sound alike though!

[Cherrio]

11 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I think cousin Ricky’s hat is cutting off the blood flow to his eyes.

It looks like the old style women's rubber bathing cap

[For Cereals]

It’s just missing the little stamped daisies!

[charmed1]

Lady, Dean is not buff.

[ALittleShelfish]

Brother Tarik brought the hometown bus schedule to time his Tarik stories ready.  Watch your step, Tarik, there's 'bout to be a bus or two rollin' right over you.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewwwww Dean wtf?!?!?! 

[Armchair Critic]

Tarik likes to have sex with multiple women at one time and Hazel is bisexual? Well... isn't that speeeeeeeecial [/SNL Church Lady]. 

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Lady, Dean is not buff.

I think Dean is buff. He’s not CUT, but that’s not fat, its probably firm to the touch. 

[LilaFowler]

WUT

[For Cereals]

What the what?!  This is not going to help Tarik’s custody anything!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

What the hellllllllll????

[VioletNevermind]

Dayum, Dean showed up with all kinds of tea, haha!  He’s loving every minute on camera. 

[rideashire]

Dean. Why. 

How has this dude seen himself acting a fool on tv already and still continues to do that. He's learned nothing.

[Floatingbison]

Dean's probably juicing.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Tarik and his brother are members of the Devil’s Triangle!! LOL!

[usernameG]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Lady, Dean is not buff.

He looks like may have been then it went doughy....

[Floatingbison]

Wow, what's with the wrist thing?  

[usernameG]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Tarik and his brother are members of the Devil’s Triangle!! LOL!

But Kavanaugh said that was a drinking game LOL

[For Cereals]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Tarik and his brother are members of the Devil’s Triangle!! LOL!

Sounds like they’re playing more than quarters. LOL

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Tarik and his brother are members of the Devil’s Triangle!! LOL!

But that's just a drinking game! [/Kavanaugh]

[charmed1]

These questions are horrible. Does this broad know Tarik has a child or not?

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, usernameG said:

But Kavanaugh said that was a drinking game LOL

JINX!

[tincansailor981]

8 minutes ago, EllaDisco said:

And yes, it is his business if you are getting into fights with people.  I wouldn't marry someone who had a fight with a sibling where the police needed to be called!

It's funny, I don't think they look alike at all.  They sound alike though!

They probably looked alike before the fillers, and who knows what.  Darcy has definitely had some work done.

[hisbunkie]

Hazel actually spoke to Dean?  Told him she’s bi-sexual?  I think she probably said she’s bilingual and he doesn’t know what it means 

[ECM1231]

Brother Dean is spilling some good tea. Tariq likes multiple partners in the bedroom and Hazel may be down with getting her freak on with Tarik b/c she is bisexual.  Her super religious parents probably have no idea 

[DNR]

I’m blind!!!!!!  Geez you could see Stacey’s fake choppers from the moon 

[ALittleShelfish]

"GOOD LUCK ON THOSE ORGIES. "

LMAOOOOOOOOOO....

This show never disappoints with gems like that.  Never.  Thank you, Michelle. 

Edited October 1, 2018 by ALittleShelfish
spelling is important. to me.

[EllaDisco]

1 minute ago, tincansailor981 said:

They probably looked alike before the fillers, and who knows what.  Darcy has definitely had some work done.

I agree. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘Good luck on those orgies’

 

Wow!  Just wow.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Hazel actually spoke to Dean?  Told him she’s bi-sexual?  I think she probably said she’s bilingual and he doesn’t know what it means 

"She told me she is bisexual" 2 min later " I don't really know her we didn't speak much" Dean is a liar who lies

[For Cereals]

I can’t see Tarik with 1 woman let alone multiple...at the same time.  Not with that wardrobe.

I think Darcy and her sister look alike, they just needed to time their procedures together like those twins on Botched.

[rideashire]

Am I the only one that thinks Dean is full of shit about hazel being down for multiple partners? She didn't look down for ONE partner, the guy she was trying to woo into marrying her. Call me crazy but I'm calling bullshit on specific tidbit of tea. I've never seen anyone so closed off to the idea of physical touch. Nah. 

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tarik likes to have sex with multiple women at one time and Hazel is bisexual? Well... isn't that speeeeeeeecial [/SNL Church Lady]. 

Lol ????

[Cherrio]

This show, these people.

I have several medical problems, so if I die watching more of this show my death certificate will say...cause of death: TLC

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I can’t see Tarik with 1 woman let alone multiple...at the same time.  Not with that wardrobe.

Elmer Fudd gets his freak on   

[EllaDisco]

I think Dean was making it up to annoy Tarek and Hazel.  Or he's angling for his own show?

[Cherrio]

I think Tarik only has sex with his fanny pack.  Whether the fanny pack is bi is up for debate

[Armchair Critic]

Don't everybody rush to iTunes now to get Tarik's song... [/crickets]

I hope one of Angela's relatives spills some dirt, but from what I have read they all are a bit shady. Ooops too late, I guess not.

Edited October 1, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[aliya]

13 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tarik likes to have sex with multiple women at one time and Hazel is bisexual? Well... isn't that speeeeeeeecial [/SNL Church Lady]. 

What? I go down to turn on the dishwasher and this is what happens???

[charmed1]

I can see Tarik being with multiple prostitutes. 

[usernameG]

Thank you for the fun all! I am excited for next week. The previews look good. But TLC is probably fooling me again like they did with last weeks previews....I expected more of the Darcy and Jesse break-up.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Next week looks good. More Darcey crying with duck face, and Angela's bank account is drained.

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Next week looks good. More Darcey crying with duck face, and Angela's bank account is drained.

What, Angela's bank account is drained AT THE SAME TIME SHE'S WITH A NIGERIAN SCAMMER?  What are the odds?!?!?!  Say it ain't so, TLC!