S10.E10: You Broke the Penal Code

[Martinigirl]

What the f is Carole talking about??????????????????

[Keywestclubkid]

Bethenny starts the fight beats you over the head then tells you no that it’s you, you are the one attacking and being the outlandish one. It just literally goes in circles with her 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Tinsley and Lu in the same jail! OMG I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

Bethenny, I have a new product idea for you.

Skinny Girl Gatling Gun

[RedDelicious]

Can we address Bethenny's taste in ugly sweaters? The slashed collar and cuffs just look like moth damage.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Oh Tins, the braids.

No honey.  No.

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

What the f is Carole talking about??????????????????

The only way I'll forgive you Bethenny is if you sing Man Bun praises up the wazoo and he takes me back.

If Adam doesn't take me back, frenemies forever

[Straycat80]

Uh oh, Sonja living with Tinsley, this is not going to go well. 

[Martinigirl]

It's circling the drain because you're talking in circles - you dumb "want to be  age 45"  idiot. Jebus Carole is exhausting

[pieinmyeye]

I saw the scene where the nutcracker was delivered and Bethany went crazy. I didn’t see the scene where Dorinda showed her the nutcracker and said it was hers. As you all know, hugs and many thanks were given and yet Dorinda doesn’t think that’s enough. Geez!! Let.It.Go!!!!

[bosawks]

That was great, “It’s not you it’s me except it’s totally fucking you!”

Applicable to both of these knuckleheads....

[Fiero425]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Bethenny starts the fight beats you over the head then tells you no that it’s you, you are the one attacking and being the outlandish one. It just literally goes in circles with her 

This is why nothing will ever be resolved when it comes to reconciliations with Bethenny! She has this feeling that "you're nuts and unreasonable" and she's right! Carole is still in limbo here! ;-) 

[Mozelle]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Bethenny starts the fight beats you over the head then tells you no that it’s you, you are the one attacking and being the outlandish one. It just literally goes in circles with her 

That is her M.O. Lucky for her (heh), she can’t successfully do that with Carole (probably because Bethenny knows she has no ground to stand on bc she does go 0 to 60 quite often and over exaggerates her tales).

[SuprSuprElevated]

Tinsley still with the attempts to purchase Sonja's favor.

I don't get it.

[KungFuBunny]

As soon as Tinsley leaves the room, Sonja is going to call room service not stop.

[Martinigirl]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

The only way I'll forgive you Bethenny is if you sing Man Bun praises up the wazoo and he takes me back.

If Adam doesn't take me back, frenemies forever

Ahhhh, it's going to be Bethenny's fault that they broke up....not the new girl in Adam's life

[Keywestclubkid]

She was returning a gift that someone got her? Lol so she was always cheap lol oh Sonja 

[ryebread]

I knew Tinsley was a good friend.  Damn. The penthouse and the gifts were stellar.

[KungFuBunny]

How long after Sonja gets home will she be telling the other HW's that Scott paid for her room?

[BloggerAloud]

Out of all the testimonials that Sonja has ever given. the one talking about how someone gave her a Louis Vuitton bag as a thank you for being on her yacht and then Sonja being mad that it turned out to be fake when SHE TRIED TO RETURN IT ranks up pretty highly.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She was returning a gift that someone got her? Lol so she was always cheap lol oh Sonja 

She has lost all shame. 

I would never admit that to the entire world.

Edited June 7, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Bronzedog]

Tinsley sure spent a lot of money just so she didn’t have to live with Sonja even for a day or two.

[Fiero425]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

How long after Sonja gets home will she be telling the other HW's that Scott paid for her room?

Sonja will turn it back on Tinsley saying "she's trying to buy me off since she was such a rotten houseguest!" Mark my words; bet the farm! It'll be in a drunken stupor so it'll be forgiven! ;-)

[Martinigirl]

How did  Sonja not know the LV bag fake to begin with?  So easy to spot

[Keywestclubkid]

How long before Sonja returns that bag from tinsley. Lol

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda Medley: Drunkard Substance Abuse Counselor.

[Martinigirl]

7 minutes ago, Fiero425 said:

This is why nothing will ever be resolved when it comes to reconciliations with Bethenny! She has this feeling that "you're nuts and unreasonable" and she's right! Carole is still in limbo here! ;-) 

She got even by tattle tailing to Luann that Bethenny called her a loser.

[SuprSuprElevated]

So Luann went to a intense rehab jail avoidance spa, is allowed a phone, and calls...Dorinda?

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

How long before Sonja returns that bag from tinsley. Lol

What time is it now?

[BloggerAloud]

Luann's talking head and her conversation with Dorinda was filled with a lot more grace, humility and dignity than you expect from someone who was threatened to be hog tied by a police office.

[TexasGal]

Dorinda’s talking head look with the curled hair and purple lipstick - no.  Just, never again please Dorinda.  I love her normal short spunky hair.

[ryebread]

3 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Tinsley still with the attempts to purchase Sonja's favor.

I don't get it.

I'm not sure she's trying to purchase Sonja's favor. 

I think she's either just a good friend with a fat wallet, or...she's trying to portray being a good friend with a fat wallet for our benefit.  Whichever, it's so good.  I love seeing how the other half live.  Being able to drop a penthouse and a Louis V tote filled with goodies on a friend - in my dreams! Or being on the receiving end would be awesome, too.

[Ms Blue Jay]

I feel poorly that I was excited for that episode.  Why?  I have nothing but pity for poor Luann.  I guess the franchise handled it as well as they could.  It wasn't as embarrassing as it could have been, I guess?  I don't have much to say.

This cast is BORING without Luann.

I get Bethenny's argumentative techniques: Ad hominem attacks. Never addressing what Carole actually says just making some nonsensical attacks.  Like, "You're freaking me out right now."  "You're debating me."  Um, yes it's an argument with 2 different people who have 2 different POVs?  LOL.

I'm very Team Dorinda especially when it comes to versus Bethenny but I'll say this - Bethenny paid for everything, right?  Dorinda just like, found a picture and showed her on her phone?  LOL.  What did Dorinda even DO!?  LOL it's getting rIDICULOUS.  I hate rudeness and ungraciousness - I hate when I hold the door open for someone and they don't say thank you - but this is a bit weird.  Dorinda needs help.

Edited June 7, 2018 by Ms Blue Jay

[BodhiGurl]

29 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think I'm most disappointed in Tinsley out of all of them gossiping about Luann.

Probably because Tinsley herself was arrested in Palm Beach - and her first season on NY all she talked about was how unfair it was and how her image and reputation were ruined.

I know she doesn't like Luann and Luann doesn't seem to think much of Tinsley, but I don't remember Luann gloating over Tinsley's arrest when Tinsley started on the show.

She's going in on Luann because of her new BFF Carole. Just like Bethenny laid it on thick with Luann after befriending Carole. Carole hates Luann, thus, her BFFs of the moment have to hate Luann. I agree - it's disappointing. Luann has done nothing to Tinsley.

[Straycat80]

Not a fan of Luann’s but she was very honest about her arrest and saying it was a good thing that happened to her so she could get help. Better than Tinsley crowing about being all badass about being the O.G. Of housewife jailbirds. 

[sadiebyuca]

15 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

As soon as Tinsley leaves the room, Sonja is going to call room service not stop.

And then sell the purse. LOL

[JD5166]

11 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Tinsley still with the attempts to purchase Sonja's favor.

I don't get it.

She’s got to know Sonja (even crazy as she is) is a fan fav....she knew she may not have looked appreciative enough. In other words, she’s trying to keep her job....and Sonja is so sad right now, I even like Tinsley for giving her the cheapest Louis voitton on the market, so she can return it to buy food. 

[SweetieDarling]

47 minutes ago, Mozelle said:

Kevin, the driver, has taken the place of Dr. Amador (or whatever his name was) who Bethenny saw for (reality show) therapy.

He's probably just as, if not more, qualified as a therapist.

[chewycandy]

Beth’s face is not as sharp as it used to be (I’ve been watching past seasons like a fiend). She looks great. And she looked almost vulnerable talking to Dorinda at the party, and then Carole. This wasn’t the most exciting ep, that’s all I got. 

[Bronzedog]

Sonja, I’ve had more than $3 for a long time.  The secret to having at least a little money is to get a job.

Also, the shrimp you were eating were not raw, nor were they vegetables.

[Fiero425]

7 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

She got even by tattle tailing to Luann that Bethenny called her a loser.

Again, they all do that to one another; "throwing under the bus" is the norm! Dorinda told Bethenny that Carole mentioned something about not being thanked for the Nutcracker; it was like "WTF?" lol! ;-)

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, BodhiGurl said:

She's going in on Luann because of her new BFF Carole. Just like Bethenny laid it on thick with Luann after befriending Carole. Carole hates Luann, thus, her BFFs of the moment have to hate Luann. I agree - it's disappointing. Luann has done nothing to Tinsley.

Out of all of the HW's, Bethenny and Ramona were the only 2 who didn't really make fun of Luann.

[pieinmyeye]

One of the reasons Sonja is not interested in someone is because she thinks they’ll want to live off her? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Out of all of the HW's, Bethenny and Ramona were the only 2 who didn't really make fun of Luann.

The three originals!

[Thumper]

6 minutes ago, ryebread said:

I'm not sure she's trying to purchase Sonja's favor. 

I think she's either just a good friend with a fat wallet, or...she's trying to portray being a good friend with a fat wallet for our benefit.  Whichever, it's so good.  I love seeing how the other half live.  Being able to drop a penthouse and a Louis V tote filled with goodies on a friend - in my dreams! Or being on the receiving end would be awesome, too.

Yes!  How the other half (1%?) lives.  Love it.

Sonja will twist it some way, though.  

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Out of all of the HW's, Bethenny and Ramona were the only 2 who didn't really make fun of Luann.

Divorcees united! ;-)

[BodhiGurl]

1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

She said a salt shaker but I'm guessing it was John's fat a$$

OMG I can't stop laughing... I'm horrible... LOL

Bonus nutcracker scene - IN FRONT OF CAROLE.. Dorinda shows Bethenny the nutcracker..."I'm so grateful Dorinda!" Bethenny says. Flash forward to the party (we saw last week) and Carole poking the beast by agreeing with Dorinda "Bethenny didn't thank you" - yeah right Carole, you love Bethenny. Only as far as she gives you a storyline - right? Bethenny should cut her losses. It's kind of sad because she seems genuinely hurt by Carole's behavior as of late (in the show). This isn't to say that Bethenny didn't make some unwise decisions gabbing about Carole to the others but it doesn't negate the fact she's clearly hurt by Carole.

Apparently even into your 40's and 50's you can't be honest to your gal pal about the guy she's dating. Carole's reaction to Bethenny's opinion about Adam reminds me of stuff I'd go through in my teens and early 20s when your gal pal would break up and you'd support her, telling her the truth about the douche she dated and then POOF, they're back together and you're the enemy. I didn't think that went beyond about age 25 tho... Well, I guess it does for Carole... 

Edited June 7, 2018 by BodhiGurl
typos... ugh

[sadiebyuca]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

Sonja, I’ve had more than $3 for a long time.  The secret to having at least a little money is to get a job.

Also, the shrimp you were eating were not raw, nor were they vegetables.

Stop it with your logic.  Sonja isn't interested in logic! 

That's like saying she should put her dirty panties in the hamper and she wouldn't have to smell which ones were used.  Sonja doesn't play like that!

;)

[SuprSuprElevated]

Just now, BodhiGurl said:

Apparently even into your 40's and 50's you can't be honest to your gal pal about the guy she's dating.

Oldest lesson in the Gal Pal book.  Like, really.

[BodhiGurl]

Just now, SuprSuprElevated said:

Oldest lesson in the Gal Pal book.  Like, really.

100%. I guess I should be thankful I learned this wayyyyy early on... Keep the ol yap shut... LOL

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, BodhiGurl said:

OMG I can't stop laughing... I'm horrible... LOL

Bonus nutcracker scene - IN FRONT OF CAROLE.. Dorinda shows Bethenny the nutcracker..."I'm so grateful Dorinda!" Bethenny says. Flash forward to the party (we saw last week) and Carole poking the beast by agreeing with Dorinda "Bethenny didn't thank you" - yeah right Carole, you love Bethenny. Only as far as she gives you a storyline - right? Bethenny should cut her losses. It's kind of sad because she seems genuinely hurt by Carole's behavior as of late (in the show). This isn't to say that Bethenny made some unwise decisions gabbing about Carole to the others but it doesn't negate the fact she's clearly hurt by Carole.

Apparently even into your 40's and 50's you can't be honest to your gal pal about the guy she's dating. Carole's reaction to Bethenny's opinion about Adam reminds me of stuff I'd go through in my teens and early 20s when your gal pal would break up and you'd support her, telling her the truth about the douche she dated and then POOF, they're back together and you're the enemy. I didn't think that went beyond about age 25 tho... Well, I guess it does for Carole... 

Not to mention, Bethenny did want to talk to Carole first but Carole refused all of her texts. Carole is off her rocker this year