S10.E03: Til Brunch Do Us Part

[OnceSane]

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The ladies head to the Hamptons for a fun-filled weekend; tensions rise between best friends Carole and Bethenny; Dorinda and Sonja's friendship is short-lived, as a blowup at Luann's brunch sets their relationship back.

[KungFuBunny]

Sonja doesn't want to be caught in her underwear by her daughter on Instagram.

I see she abided by those rules at Luann's lounge show

Edited April 19, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Sonja getting on the Jitney is now my favorite RH moment of all time. 

[KungFuBunny]

Did anyone witness Dorinda putting her luggage in the car?

I don't want her driving all the way out to the Hamptons to end up calling Uber to drop off her luggage

[ShawnaLanne]

Oh my God. Sonja and her scattered, defensive self on the bus!

[KungFuBunny]

Ooh Luann nice shade with the Toaster Oven purchase

[Straycat80]

I forgot about Sonja’s toaster oven endeavor. Did that ever happen? 

[ShawnaLanne]

I'm with Lu,  Sonja's dietary demands as a guest are ridiculous.

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I forgot about Sonja’s toaster oven endeavor. Did that ever happen? 

Ha.  Ha.  Ha.  ... No. 

What's  up with all the women suddenly driving and not being driven in NY?

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona always gets people to do stuff for her...Bwahahahaha

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Ramona always gets people to do stuff for her...Bwahahahaha

Sorry not sorry is right!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Once, I want one of these poor souls to tell Ramona, "No, ma'am." 

JUST ONCE!

[ryebread]

1 minute ago, ShawnaLanne said:

I'm with Lu,  Sonja's dietary demands as a guest are ridiculous.

But Lu didn't seem put out by providing those demands, right down to the blender.

Speaking of kitchen appliances, Carole and Dorinder are the double beaters on a Deluxe Shit Stirrer.  

[Straycat80]

Sonja brought her dogs. Hope they don’t poop all over the house like Ramona’s dog did that one time. 

[poeticlicensed]

I love Lu's house. It's so cute. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

These paintings remind me of the elementary school laser backdrop on picture day.

[ShawnaLanne]

46 minutes ago, ryebread said:

But Lu didn't seem put out by providing those demands, right down to the blender.

Speaking of kitchen appliances, Carole and Dorinder are the double beaters on a Deluxe Shit Stirrer.  

She did it,  but complained about it. 

Oh my God that Lu blender comment is spot on and hilarious. I'm loving it. 

Is anyone else tired of the dismissive and arrogant way Sonja and Lu are talking about Tinsley? This is only making me want to like her. 

Edited April 19, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Sonja brought her dogs. Hope they don’t poop all over the house like Ramona’s dog did that one time. 

I'm wondering if Sonja will enter the kitchen in the morning wearing Luann's pajamas

[Mindthinkr]

I do not choose to have that art in my home.  Bless the fact that I have a choice. 

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I do not choose to have that art in my home.  Bless the fact that I have a choice. 

I'm hoping Dorinda gets black out drunk and rips down all the art in her room. Attack the falling electrical wires too...Bezerkshire Payback

[WhoaWhoKnew]

4 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Is anyone else tired of the dismissive and arrogant way Sonja and Lu are talking about Tinsley. This is only making me want to like her. 

IKR. Their gripe is that she has a dude to pay for her shit? 

I forgot how they both scrimped and saved for everything they have.

Edited April 19, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[ryebread]

1 minute ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Is anyone else tired of the dismissive and arrogant way Sonja and Lu are talking about Tinsley. This is only making me want to like her. 

Yes. We've got Sonya and Lu talking about Tinsley.  Then Carole and Dorinda telling Tinsley every rotten thing, (real and imagined) that Sonya and Lu are saying about her. Just to wind her up. 

[Straycat80]

Dorinda in her Cruella Deville coat. 

[ShawnaLanne]

That gray comment from Sonja to Carole though. Dorinda and Carole aren't wrong. Sonja is always nasty. 

Oh my God. B saying Carol can't take criticism is rich. 

I'm going to cringe to death in a minute with Lu singing. 

Anyone who expects a long response from someone who just ran a marathon is a bit up their own ass. 

[mwell345]

This beats any other argument on any HW show - they are seriously offended because someone got a “thx” as opposed to the fully written out “thanks” that someone else got.

 

And Bethenny says that Carole can’t take criticism.  Pot, meet Kettle.

[JD5166]

How can I even defend Bethany? Ugh, late to her bday party? These bitches suck. I hate what’s happening to me, next will I have to defend Dorit?

[ShawnaLanne]

Tinsley is sounding so desperate. I wish she'd stop. It's embarrassing me. I get that stalkerish thing from her. 

[Straycat80]

Lol! Bethennys b-day dinner! This is why I like this HW franchise the best. They are all crazy bitches! 

[noveltylibrary]

I really want to know who told Luann that she could sing so I can wring their neck.

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

Tinsley is sounding so desperate. I wish she'd stop. It's embarrassing me. I get that stalkerish thing from her. 

So desperate.   And for what?  I don't get what she sees in him AT ALL.

[KungFuBunny]

5 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Lol! Bethennys b-day dinner! This is why I like this HW franchise the best. They are all crazy bitches! 

I loved when Dorinda looked at the glasses and said hey this already looks like my regular nose

Edited April 19, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Bronzedog]

Carol- DO NOT announce on tv that you don't lock your doors!  Absolutely nothing embarrasses Luanne.

[ShawnaLanne]

55 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

I really want to know who told Luann that she could sing so I can wring their neck.

So desperate.   And for what?  I don't get what she sees in him AT ALL.

I don't know why I bolded that way. 

Is Luann tone deaf? She is always off.

Amen,  I don't see the attraction at all. 

B is right. Carol hates Luann,  but I don't blame her. 

Of course Carol is shopping in Lu's closet. And Sonja making a thing about wearing Dorinda's negligee from her husband? She is such a psycho narcissist. I get not knowing at the time,  but she's STILL so dismissive.

OK,  B.  There's a difference between taking money from a man and using family money.  JFC. 

Edited April 19, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[KungFuBunny]

So wait, did Tinsley freeze her eggs when she was with Nico?

Edited April 19, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[noveltylibrary]

I love how T's  mom "made her" freeze her eggs.  What, was she out of the will otherwise?

[Straycat80]

Oh boy, first they fight about texting thx instead of thanks. Now they are fighting about who has had the hardest time in life. 

Tinsley’s mom FORCED her to freeze her eggs. How old is she again? 

[Neurochick]

Carole doesn't like Luann because Luann likened her to a child molester I think, which was stupid because the guy Carole was dating was over 18.  It's not that Carole wants Luann to rent space in her head, she just doesn't want to deal with the woman.

This is mean but I did laugh when Bethenny said in her TH that "if you're a trust fund kid, being a kept woman is the next step."

Edited April 19, 2018 by Neurochick

[KungFuBunny]

I missed most of the discussion at Luann's as I was too busy looking the lipstick mark on Luann's white sweater

[SuprSuprElevated]

14 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

I really want to know who told Luann that she could sing so I can wring their neck.

So desperate.   And for what?  I don't get what she sees in him AT ALL.

To be fair, he's had all of about 5 minutes of screen time, so I don't think we've really had a chance to see it yet.  

[Keywestclubkid]

What a bunch of disgusting woman sitting around a table cackling in glee tha two friends aren’t has close as they used to be 

[TexasGal]

28 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

 

Oh my God. B saying Carol can't take criticism is rich. 

 

And Bethenny says that Carole can’t take criticism.  Pot, meet Kettle.

I nearly choked on my supper when she spewed that one out.  And then, Ramona likening Carole’s reaction to how she herself reacts to Bethenny.  Send help pls.  I’m dying.

[QuinnM]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I missed most of the discussion at Luann's as I was too busy looking the lipstick mark on Luann's white sweater

It was a dark red.  Did you figure out whose lipstick it was?

[ShawnaLanne]

Even if Sonja is right,  and she lies, it's not appropriate what she's saying about Ramona's love life. 

 

Gooooo Dorinda. I'm not feeling any sympathy for Sonja,  she craps on people and acts surprised when people come out punching. 

Edited April 19, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[Neurochick]

Yikes, Dorinda is a mean drunk.  Maybe SHE needs an intervention, especially since she blacks out often and doesn't remember what she said or did, not a good look.

[tinaw]

I am so glad Sonja is getting her ass handed to her

Looks like it continues next week too

[noveltylibrary]

5 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

To be fair, he's had all of about 5 minutes of screen time, so I don't think we've really had a chance to see it yet.  

Trust me that's all I needed to see. 

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

It was a dark red.  Did you figure out whose lipstick it was?

Nope I have to re-watch the episode I was eyeballing each lady to see if they had red lipstick

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I think I could hold my own in a HW argument with anyone besides Dorinda. I would be on the floor in a puddle of tears and urine the second she got wound up.

Homegirl is scary as fuck.

Edited April 19, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[ihartcoffee]

Luann can not sing. 

Lol at the random old dude recording in the background.  

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh boy, first they fight about texting thx instead of thanks. Now they are fighting about who has had the hardest time in life. 

Tinsley’s mom FORCED her to freeze her eggs. How old is she again? 

I'm thinking if Dale convinced Tinsley to freeze her eggs, it was when she and Topper separated not when she turned 40

[Straycat80]

I would not want to be on the bad side of Dorinda. And I don’t think she was drunk this time when she went for Sonja’s jugular. Sonja needs to shut it, she derserved that smack down. 

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I would be on the floor in a puddle of tears and urine the second Dorinda got wound up.

She is scary as fuck.

I agree, though I got what she was saying to Sonja; the fact that a mean drunk was saying it was lost on me.  When someone says they can't remember what they did when they were drinking, that's not something that happens to someone who just has a glass of wine now and then, that happens to someone who gets shit faced often and likes it.

And Sonja getting a smack down does what?  It makes Dorina feel like a million bucks...for about ten seconds?  Saying stuff to Sonja does absolutely nothing, Sonja doesn't change.  She's best ignored.

Edited April 19, 2018 by Neurochick