S12.E14: Armenian Rhapsody

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki and Tamra meet face-to-face; Lydia discovers the joy of getting richer; Kelly discovers parallels between her parent's relationship and her own; Peggy & Diko celebrate their wedding anniversary; Shannon faces consequences.

Edited October 11, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

Poor Dikette

[Gam2]

Was Vicki drunk or on drugs when she talked to that child like that? What the hell is wrong with that woman?! Why in the world would she even think that that was appropriate?! 

[Mu Shu]

He's just another sounding board for Vicki's massive ego.  Kids aren't real, only Vicki is.  

Lady, Spanx  exists for a reason.  Even the well toned Kardashians wear it with skin tight clothing.  

[PhilMarlowe2]

Just watched the preview of Diko talking to Shannon - despite the title "Diko confronts Shannon," he was actually pretty friendly and tongue-tied - the idea of Shannon calling anyone else dramatic is beyond rich.

[TexasGal]

I have a suspicion that the title of this episode will be the best thing about it.

[Gam2]

I hope when Diko’s parents watch Vicki talking to him that they drive over to her house and knock her unconscious. I would have gone apeshit if I’d seen that happen to my little boy. She’s lost her mind.

[ivygirl]

I imagine this being said to Vicki... ;)

 

Edited October 9, 2017 by ivygirl

[Martinigirl]

10 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Poor Dikette

Are Vicki and Steve stuck at the  kids table?

I'm  guessing Doug's balls will be on display in a jar of formaldehyde in the Club House tonight, right?

[StevieRocks]

Ugh...here comes Vicki lumbering in like a sod-packed wheel barrow. 

[Martinigirl]

Well, that went well. 

[urusai]

No kidding.  I thought LVP looked harsh walking in heels.  Icki walks like a fucking horse.

[Straycat80]

R.I.P. Vicki and Tamra's friendship. 

[Martinigirl]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

R.I.P. Vicki and Tamra's friendship. 

...and hopefully that god awful red shirt Vicki was wearing

Never mind....just got a look at Kelly's ugly ass top. WTH????

Edited October 10, 2017 by Martinigirl

[chick binewski]

"She's trying to win something". Win what? A dinky election by ethnicizing her last name? Oh, wait - that's you Steve!

[KLovestoShop]

Vicki was on Wendy Williams this morning promoting today's episode. I just couldn't figure out the reason she was even on there because she was playing so coy.  But Wendy apparently surprised her when she asked about Brooks and the cancer lying. Wendy asked her if she knew Brooks was lying about the cancer, and Vicki said that of course she didn't know.  She also announced that Coto Insurance was going nationwide and that she expects to open offices all over the US.  Yeah, right.  But I have to say, Vicki looked like a busted ass in her skirt and blouse.  The skirt was wayyyyy too short and when she sat and crossed her legs, all you saw was her cellulite and part of her butt cheek.  And her blouse was so tight that it pulled the fabric so much that the buttons were ready to pop.  She obviously doesn't see herself on the show and refuses to see that she dresses inappropriately 

[Martinigirl]

I'm already sick to death of Peggy and Diko and their money.......me thinks there is not much

[urusai]

WTH with the ribbons tied to Kelly's sleeves?

And her mom peeling an avocado like a mango?  Isn't it easier to cut it in half and scoop it out?

Edited October 10, 2017 by urusai

[ivygirl]

In Armenian culture, anniversaries are important. The 22nd is especially important. Spouses exchange Dior blouses and throw large parties where no one gets along. It turns into a game. The first person to throw wine is shown out the door. In Armenian culture, that is an honor and entitles you to the door prize, a platter of raw-meat dolmas.

[Martinigirl]

Just now, urusai said:

WTH with the ribbons tied to Kelly's sleeves?

Straight jacket

[FlyingEgret]

12 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

...and hopefully that god awful red shirt Vicki was wearing

I kept wondering how the one shoulder was staying up and then realized it wasn't

[Straycat80]

Now I understand why Kelly is so combative verbally after seeing her parents go at each other. 

[chick binewski]

Kelly barely waits for the cameramen to set up before she gaslights another parent.

[Martinigirl]

Lydiot needs to get her thyroid checked...her eyes are about to bug right out of her damn eye socket

[urusai]

Lydia segment. Time to switch to MNF.

[Bronzedog]

In keeping with the spirit of the show with Diko, Peggy and Lydia, I have attached all my pay stubs for the last 22 years.  Also note the flow charts indicating my salary increases after the age of 16.  Ironically, my salary just went up, up, up after I actually started working.  Since I know how fascinated everyone is with my financial status, please feel free to contact my accountant. 

[peaceknit]

Vicki must stop wearing the bodycon dresses. Her gut is just too big anymore!

[Bronzedog]

Vicki is beginning to look a little like a linebacker.  

I swear I read somewhere that Peggy and Diko were divorced at some point.

[chick binewski]

"22 isn't even a special number! Not like 3 marriages or 2 separate cities that a couple might live in." 

[Martinigirl]

Ahhhh... A "We want you to think we are Rich Party" .  Got it.

[Cherrio]

5 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

He's just another sounding board for Vicki's massive ego.  Kids aren't real, only Vicki is.  

Lady, Spanx  exists for a reason.  Even the well toned Kardashians wear it with skin tight clothing.  

Vicki in that green dress looks like Peter Pan's chubby great grandmother, the one no one wanted to sit next to.

[Martinigirl]

Shannon....just leave the damn party (and grab that necklace on your way out) Diko is a prick

[mbaywife123]

51 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

Ugh...here comes Vicki lumbering in like a sod-packed wheel barrow. 

Lumberson Gunvelson.

[FlyingEgret]

Peggy - you weren't hurt, you were dis.gus.ted

[chick binewski]

Next week: Meghan resumes her confusing restrictive blouse tour.

[Straycat80]

Diko you just made David asking about Peggy's cancer a big deal by saying anything at all to these women. And now we'll have to watch Shannon obsess about this forever and ever. Lucky us! 

Poor Koko, he's probably traumatized for life by Vicki getting in his face and talking gibberish. 

So in the Armenian culture you have an anniversary party and rub your so called wealth in everyone's faces? 

[MinorL]

Vicki: "I'm not sure what else I could have done. I was sure suggesting someone's husband only married her to 'get a gym' was a sure fire way to get back into her good graces."

[mbaywife123]

Here's hoping that Vicki can by a whole dress or top and not just bits and missing pieces.

[JD5166]

Two words for this episode: GROSS and GROSS! 

I have never seen “rich” people on these HW show flaunt their wealth so disgustingly. I feel dirty for perpetuating it. I assume they (Peggy and Diko) will file bancruptsy soon because nobody that has it is so GROSS about it.

[Mu Shu]

50 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I'm already sick to death of Peggy and Diko and their money.......me thinks there is not much

Yeah, all that rose gold is faux pas.  If Diko hadn't risen above being a little street mutt, Peggy's dessicated ass would be getting 10k Black Hills Gold.  Tacky fuckers, these two.  I got the urge to toss the keys to my Ford Fiesta and give the runt 3 bucks to not scratch my fenders.  

Peggy dances like an extra from the Walking Dead. 

[mbaywife123]

2 minutes ago, MinorL said:

Vicki: "I'm not sure what else I could have done. I was sure suggesting someone's husband only married her to 'get a gym' was a sure fire way to get back into her good graces."

The woman is a walking, talking clusterfuck!

[Bronzedog]

Diko - "I don't want to make a big deal out of it."  "Whew!  That could have become a big deal.  No siree!  Don't want that!".   "Dodged a bullet there!  It could have become a big deal.  That I did not want it to become".  "Let's recap everything again so it doesn't become a big deal. Can't let that happen."

[Cherrio]

12 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Poor Koko, he's probably traumatized for life by Vicki getting in his face and talking gibberish. 

She made poor Koko coo-coo

[Grumpbump]

 Vicki's dress was just so unflattering.   That stupid cutout in the back with the compression hose illusion netting.  Just tragic.

I hate this show.   I really want to quit it.

[remmybrat]

Instead of giving Vicki a casserole buy her a dress that fits.

[mbaywife123]

10 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Diko - "I don't want to make a big deal out of it."  "Whew!  That could have become a big deal.  No siree!  Don't want that!".   "Dodged a bullet there!  It could have become a big deal.  That I did not want it to become".  "Let's recap everything again so it doesn't become a big deal. Can't let that happen."

Diko probably told Peggy not to worry, he "beated" the dead horse with Shannon about David and there was only one peanut (Tamra) in the gallery for the conversation.

[Bronzedog]

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

 

Poor Koko, he's probably traumatized for life by Vicki getting in his face and talking gibberish. 

 

How kind of you to think he's not already been traumatized by being called Koko.

[Mu Shu]

10 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

 Vicki's dress was just so unflattering.   That stupid cutout in the back with the compression hose illusion netting.  Just tragic.

I hate this show.   I really want to quit it.

It's like she calls a sworn enemy before every event and asks them to dress her.  

[enchantingmonkey]

It was interesting to me that Vicki's boyfriend said Tamra was trying to win something, especially after Vicki started it off by turning it into a contest of which one of them has been nicer to the other.  Does he even know who Vicki is?  

Many times I've said that the problem with this season is that too many of the women won't film together, but then when they're all together I realized I have to actually watch Peggy and Diko.  

Tamra says Shannon is over-reacting with a tone in her voice that sounds like we've moved one step close to their breakup.  

[mbaywife123]

35 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Next week: Meghan resumes her confusing restrictive blouse tour.

I guess this season we get the blouses of confusion instead of the headbands of righteousness.